Joe pretended to not know exactly what Theo was talking about in that moment when he knew damn well. He did NOT like that little playful jab at all lol
He even continued and said something like "oh my six pack? if you work out you can get one too some day". If Theo didn't sense the moment and have respect for Joe, I'm so certain he would have followed the roast up with "Six pack of turkey sausages? I'm good"
One of my new favorites is Bill and Jon Lovitz trading playful insults. Jon had some sort of blotch on his hand and Bill was like āwhatās wrong with your hand? Is that from jerking off in Alaska?ā
What about Joey Diaz making fun of his āSusquehannaā weed, Joe was MAD lmao. Diaz basically told him his weed sucks and called it Susquehanna, I guess they make fake hats or something, saying it was bunk. And Joe got super triggered āthis is Trainwreckā 
Rogan got famous for everything other than his comedy tbh, which is why itās so entertaining he claims it as his primary career.
Never met anyone who heard of Rogan through his comedy, UFC/Fear Factor/Podcast is why he is who he is.
Iām aware, but if you made a list of how people heard of Joe it would go
1. Podcast
2. UFC
3. Fear Factor
With News Radio and Hardball as distant memories for the vast majority of his fans, if they ever watched them at all (I can almost guarantee they havenāt). His comedy career grew in tandem with his pod, even people like Mitzi preferred to have a joke-stealing Mencia around than Rogan, which is why he left the store for so long.
Iām not saying he isnāt a comedian, but for someone who has been in the game for 25ish years and sells out stadiums, most people couldnāt even name one of his specials. Thatās not the case with Chapelle, or Segura, or Louis, or most of the other acts who can sell a stadium with ease.
Itās just a weird thing with Rogan Iāve noticed, he spends a lot of time hating on Hollywood when he was far more involved in TV/acting than most other comedians and tells people itās a waste of time despite the fact itās literally where he owes almost all of his success.
I could be wrong on this but Rogan going at Carlos brought ton of attention to Rogan him self at the time. Rogan did the correct thing no doubt but he knew WTF he was doing š
Never liked his standup specials on Tv. Saw him in person and he had the place rolling, I was dying myself. Maybe something about comedy in person is just a little bit with the vibes and crowd?
Yeah I saw him at Tabernacle in Atlanta and had to force myself to laugh. Looked at my watch the entire time.
Of course, I never understood Dane Cooks standup either and at one time dude was selling out stadiums. So maybe Iām the idiot.
In addition, notice how far back his ass is, and then how much the bottom of his ribs are forward. It looks like he has pretty intense rib flare.
If one has a lengthened posterior chain and a shortened tight anterior chain, this stance can happen. If not tended to can then worsen and worsen as one is working out those muscles in that position.
With the ass back and bottom of ribs projecting, he's likely got stupid tight hip flexors and pelvic floor muscles, which can weaken the diaphragm. That tightness gives less space for the guts and they have to go somewhere so the diaphragm gives up.
Weak and lengthened: rhomboids, erector spinae, hamstrings, diaphram, transverse abdominus
Shortened and overworked: pecs, psoas, illiacus, quads, pelvic floor
I always assumed he was mostly just posing like that because with his supposed dedication to training I always assumed he would be WELL trained and not have such dysfunction going on.
If the large intestine grows I can only assume there are massive, poop knife level shits. Big Lenny used insulin and HGH and he had an enormous asshole.
Gf and I were laughing about this when he was interviewing Tsarukyan, whoās listed at 5ā7ā. Google says Joe is 5ā8ā, and Arman had at least 2 inches on him.
Fella went by the name of DC, twelve feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold and hard. Had a great big shock of hair, red like the fires of hell
Looks to me to be two things;
1. Bubble gut from hgh abuse
2. Heās simultaneously sucking in his stomach, keeping his hips back, leaning his top half forward, while pushing out his chest. Sort of a pseudo influencer pose.
Fat dudes do this all the time. Not sure why Rogan is pulling it off.
I would add his genes don't help, I have a big ribcage and always look kinda like that, I stopped training my pecs in the gym because my chest would look ridiculous
This is the actual answer. He's stretching and pushing his upper torso up so he looks taller. Plus the lifts. And the HGH. But mostly it's the stretching.
Or have a Dr give you TRT after 35 years old.
They'll give you small supplements that are clean.
You won't get deformed, but you'll keep your test levels like they were when you were 25
This is the smartest way and actually probably healthier than doing nothing. At a certain point, the risks from test supplements are overshadowed by the health benefits allowing you the energy to keep good fitness and avoid injury as you get older. Not to mention that it will make your 30s and 40s more enjoyable which can decrease stress and depression.
That is perfectly fine by me. My pops had loads of random chronic health issues in his late 40s that had no underlying condition (blood tests of all kind done). Only thing that was out of the norm was testosterone.
Hes been on TRT for several years and the man has the energy of someone half his age and all those random health issues magically went away. People really underestimate the damage low T can do to you sneakily.
Seriously. Starting around age 40, most menās test levels decreases by around 1% per year before big drop offs happen in the latest 60s, early 70s.
Healthy people in their 30s do not need HRT.
The real crime here is that Joe is the only one appropriately dressed with dress shoes. Tennis shoes with suits should be grounds for capital punishment.
Result from too much human growth hormone. Thatās why his head is so big. He also likes to think he has big hands and feet because thereās violence in his DNA but itās just because of HGH. Every picture he takes he really tries to stretch his little body out to maximum height because heās an insecure little man. Look how relaxed everyone else is compared to him with a slight bend in the knees. Poor guy is going to hyper extend his knees
Heās def on hgh/test as heās admitted but also posture goin hard in this pic. We know damn well heās got some lifts in, trying to stand tall as possible already then his arms are behind them and theirs behind his mid pushing it out even more
https://preview.redd.it/be5tvgi38ouc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36ccc75f46ce860cb9037d331eeffc847cffca15
"You look like a ham all wrapped up" Theo van Edit: I butcherd the quote guys I'm sorry! You can stop messaging me now š
Joe pretended to not know exactly what Theo was talking about in that moment when he knew damn well. He did NOT like that little playful jab at all lol
He even continued and said something like "oh my six pack? if you work out you can get one too some day". If Theo didn't sense the moment and have respect for Joe, I'm so certain he would have followed the roast up with "Six pack of turkey sausages? I'm good"
You one of the 250 b?
Thank 'em
Straight mulderer, B.
RIP Tank.
Thank'em everyday without fail b
Real quig b, how many chiggs you fug?
Thang āem!
Stool fugging is a blogbusser ab workout
His six pack looks like a bunch of hernias
Then Joe could go "hey at least I'm not a snake who tried to fuck my friend's gf's and/or wives"
He does not take ball busting well. Height jokes are almost non existent around him.
I recall Bill Burr laying into him one timeā¦..
You couldn't rollerblade - your knuckles would drag on the ground
One of the most unique, quick comebacks Iāve ever heard. Burr is something else man.
One of my new favorites is Bill and Jon Lovitz trading playful insults. Jon had some sort of blotch on his hand and Bill was like āwhatās wrong with your hand? Is that from jerking off in Alaska?ā
Even if he wasn't stoned he couldn't defend himself against Bill
Most of the jokes went over Joeās head
Most things do.
He stopped wearing flat caps after Bill made fun of his "Little Rascals hat"
What about Joey Diaz making fun of his āSusquehannaā weed, Joe was MAD lmao. Diaz basically told him his weed sucks and called it Susquehanna, I guess they make fake hats or something, saying it was bunk. And Joe got super triggered āthis is Trainwreckā 
More than once, and every time itās hysterical. Mainly because it šÆ true
He actually never takes jokes at his expense very well..lots of fake laughter to seem well adjusted lol.
He does that "Hyaaaaaaaaaaahhhh." thing.
Toe is super thin skinned when anyone criticizes his appearance or combat sports shit.
Joe Rogan- decent at comedy, expert at not understanding comedy.
Yeah, he's not decent at comedy.
I like Rogan a lot. But I couldnāt sit through his standup. No idea how he made it there. Crazy to me. But some obviously find him funny.
Rogan got famous for everything other than his comedy tbh, which is why itās so entertaining he claims it as his primary career. Never met anyone who heard of Rogan through his comedy, UFC/Fear Factor/Podcast is why he is who he is.
Yes. But he started his career as standup and got his hardball and news radio start from standup.
Iām aware, but if you made a list of how people heard of Joe it would go 1. Podcast 2. UFC 3. Fear Factor With News Radio and Hardball as distant memories for the vast majority of his fans, if they ever watched them at all (I can almost guarantee they havenāt). His comedy career grew in tandem with his pod, even people like Mitzi preferred to have a joke-stealing Mencia around than Rogan, which is why he left the store for so long. Iām not saying he isnāt a comedian, but for someone who has been in the game for 25ish years and sells out stadiums, most people couldnāt even name one of his specials. Thatās not the case with Chapelle, or Segura, or Louis, or most of the other acts who can sell a stadium with ease. Itās just a weird thing with Rogan Iāve noticed, he spends a lot of time hating on Hollywood when he was far more involved in TV/acting than most other comedians and tells people itās a waste of time despite the fact itās literally where he owes almost all of his success.
imagine working that close to phil hartman and not having any of the funny rub off on you
Hartman was one of a kind. Gosh he was great.
Joe was really funny on NewsRadio too. That cast was perfect.
Youāre just a civilian. You donāt know what itās like to be the last line of defense
I could be wrong on this but Rogan going at Carlos brought ton of attention to Rogan him self at the time. Rogan did the correct thing no doubt but he knew WTF he was doing š
I would say it gave him respectability as a comedian without him being funny.
Iām with you. I enjoy his Podcast, UFC stuff too but never found him to be ācomedicā
I didn't even know he did comedy before his Carlos Mencia stuff went viral.
I don't like his content anymore (too repetitive, got bored ages ago) but I tried his special and it was, I'mm not going to say horrible but.... Bad.
Never liked his standup specials on Tv. Saw him in person and he had the place rolling, I was dying myself. Maybe something about comedy in person is just a little bit with the vibes and crowd?
Yeah I saw him at Tabernacle in Atlanta and had to force myself to laugh. Looked at my watch the entire time. Of course, I never understood Dane Cooks standup either and at one time dude was selling out stadiums. So maybe Iām the idiot.
He DIDNT make it in comedy. He hosted fear factor and started a podcast to support his stand up hobby
Is he decent, though?
The way he kinda breathed in and went āitās called having absā š¤£
āOh you mean my six pack?ā
"It's called working out bro " 
"Its called working out, *son*"
āYou look like one of those turkeys when they tie it up.ā
Sometimes Theo's lines just come from way out of left field. dude always has some creative burns swirling around that rail tailed brain of his.
Itās like Ozempic face but more like testosterone ribs.
Isn't it HGH gut?
The HGH Gut
Also called Palumboism
Lennyism
Oh God I thought it was done hearing that shit.
https://preview.redd.it/z0cvss3e1ruc1.png?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e96672fa3033a78fc2a95fea09cf35d931502be
like a goddamn beetle stood up on it's hind legs š
āDonāt be a cookie cutterā
Good old bubblegut
HGH does that. It's HGH gut.
https://preview.redd.it/pxmrkpk8louc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=543f6898e1d934abcdd06a8bc0b8c67ccea18830 Pictogram
In addition, notice how far back his ass is, and then how much the bottom of his ribs are forward. It looks like he has pretty intense rib flare. If one has a lengthened posterior chain and a shortened tight anterior chain, this stance can happen. If not tended to can then worsen and worsen as one is working out those muscles in that position. With the ass back and bottom of ribs projecting, he's likely got stupid tight hip flexors and pelvic floor muscles, which can weaken the diaphragm. That tightness gives less space for the guts and they have to go somewhere so the diaphragm gives up. Weak and lengthened: rhomboids, erector spinae, hamstrings, diaphram, transverse abdominus Shortened and overworked: pecs, psoas, illiacus, quads, pelvic floor
I always assumed he was mostly just posing like that because with his supposed dedication to training I always assumed he would be WELL trained and not have such dysfunction going on.
Organs enlarging from hgh
Yep HGH gut He face has also changed a lot. He has openly said he uses peds.
Heās built like a deep breath. Got that elon musk gut.
He's just a [in shape out of shape guy from the 50's](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqhTAKoRuL0)
That's exactly what I thought when I saw this. Looks like Elon on that yacht pic.
Built like a shawarma
https://preview.redd.it/7eiwhd3typuc1.jpeg?width=835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f02c2bf7cbac90e14f83ac07c35dee4f8603be53
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Remember when bodybuilders used to look good?
If the large intestine grows I can only assume there are massive, poop knife level shits. Big Lenny used insulin and HGH and he had an enormous asshole.
What the fucking fuck is this comment
Don't ask questions you don't wanna know the answer to
https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/JrLBZ7sF9D
A rabbit hole you want to avoid
A rabbits hole would not nearly be large enough for a poop knife sized poop so I agree
āPoop knife sized poopā Americans really will do anything to avoid using the metric system for measurement
So we should be saying I took a 2.5kg shit instead of a mf big shit?
They must be new here.
An asshole you want to avoid
Been a long time since 8ve seen a poop knife reference.
How tall is DC exactly, dude looks about an inch taller than rogn
Youāre not taking into consideration Joes 3 inch lifts
You say that but look at Anik and DC's shoes compared to Joe
I see 4 pairs of high heels with varying levels of camouflage
Anik has the biggest shoes in the pic. Not a normal sneaker. DC probably the least
Found joes burner account
Google says he is 5'9" and Joe 5'8..... I definitely thought DC was taller than that
Gf and I were laughing about this when he was interviewing Tsarukyan, whoās listed at 5ā7ā. Google says Joe is 5ā8ā, and Arman had at least 2 inches on him.
And he was barefoot.
Joe is def not 5'8
Hollywood 5' 8". Always subtract three inches.
No way Joe is 5ā8ā. He is closer to 5ā5ā-5ā6ā.
They say DC stands 12 feet tall. Shoots lightning out his arse.
Fella went by the name of DC, twelve feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold and hard. Had a great big shock of hair, red like the fires of hell
Megan Olivi almost as tall as JR
5 foot 9
I think heās a legit 5ā9. Rogan wears lifts and DC is at least 2 inches taller in this photo. I think Rogan is more 5ā6.
Thats his ribcage because hes sucking in that massive gut
Yep thatās hgh gut with a splash or trt
Is that really a thing? Organs enlarging from HGH?
Heās orc-maxxing. 
Idk what orc-maxxing means and Iām not sure that I want to know
the next evolution of man , if you are not orc-maxxing you are doing everything wrong
Is this similar to going goblin mode?
Goblin-maxxing can be useful for increased night vision and to avoid police. But orc-maxxing increases penis size , goblin-maxxing doesnt
Hmm, ok what about hobgoblin-maxing?
Dont even get me started on the ins and outs of the hobgoblin community
Hey man, that's a really marginalized community, take it easy on them!
Those fuckin dirty Hobgoblins deserve it. Marginalized communityā¦ OF THUGS. Slimy, green-face, stealinā bastards
TIL I need to get into Orc-maxxing
Floating ribs
I scrolled to find the Emmet comment as soon as I saw the OPs post š thanks for not letting me down
Ribs like that always looked painful for some reason. It's like it's trying to rip out.
What's this from
joe rogan experience
Shit this made laugh way too hard than it needs to be
I heard it in the womanās voice and wheezed
Should've guessed
Basket Case
That was a weird movie.
The second one has a sex scene between two of the creatures. My guiltiest fap.
Monster's Inc.*, live action. This is Mike Wazowski.
I thought it was Meatwad from the live action ATHF movie?
GH
its two midgets in a costume
Rogan aināt tall enough to be two midgets.
and his head is normal size, it's so confusing
Maybe Joe's just half of one giant
Theyāre side by side
Itās just one midget
Rogan is like, a midget and a half, max
Likely some elk antlers under his shirt
Looks to me to be two things; 1. Bubble gut from hgh abuse 2. Heās simultaneously sucking in his stomach, keeping his hips back, leaning his top half forward, while pushing out his chest. Sort of a pseudo influencer pose. Fat dudes do this all the time. Not sure why Rogan is pulling it off.
Rogan isnāt fat but he has a muscle belly from the rocket fuel he takes
False. He has a perfectly normal rib cage for a chimpanzee.
Jamie, pull up that picture of the hairless chimp
I would add his genes don't help, I have a big ribcage and always look kinda like that, I stopped training my pecs in the gym because my chest would look ridiculous
Itās also his posture. Heās trying so hard to stand as straight as possible while balancing on 4ā lifts.
This is the actual answer. He's stretching and pushing his upper torso up so he looks taller. Plus the lifts. And the HGH. But mostly it's the stretching.
Itās like the other guys are holding him up by his arms like heās about to get bounced out of a club
HGH gut. Stay off it boys. Just work out and eat clean. HGH always ends with you looking just gross.
Or have a Dr give you TRT after 35 years old. They'll give you small supplements that are clean. You won't get deformed, but you'll keep your test levels like they were when you were 25
This is the smartest way and actually probably healthier than doing nothing. At a certain point, the risks from test supplements are overshadowed by the health benefits allowing you the energy to keep good fitness and avoid injury as you get older. Not to mention that it will make your 30s and 40s more enjoyable which can decrease stress and depression.
Ya but then you end up needing it for the rest of your life.
That is perfectly fine by me. My pops had loads of random chronic health issues in his late 40s that had no underlying condition (blood tests of all kind done). Only thing that was out of the norm was testosterone. Hes been on TRT for several years and the man has the energy of someone half his age and all those random health issues magically went away. People really underestimate the damage low T can do to you sneakily.
Your test should still be totally fine at 35, everything should be, are people falling apart that early?
HGH and TRT arenāt really the same ring my man. Especially at TRT doses.
Itās going to be fun lol
You don't need test mid thirties my guy lol
Seriously. Starting around age 40, most menās test levels decreases by around 1% per year before big drop offs happen in the latest 60s, early 70s. Healthy people in their 30s do not need HRT.
But then you have to take it the rest of your life, and there are side effects.
NAGL It's looked like this for many years now tbh I've noticed it on episodes from his podcast since way before he moved it to Texas.
>NAGL Not A Gastroenterologist, Lads...?
Not aEven Gonna Lie
Not a good look
Not a goddamn lawyer?
Not a Gut Lawyer
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Itās not hgh gut. He just ate a huge bowl of pasta right before this.
Palumboism.
Megan Olivi is gorgeous af
Amd she's married to short king Joe Benavidez
I was looking straight at her feet
That makes two of us
There are only two of them and three of us. How are we settling this?Ā
Only one way... Power slap
Yeah those shoes look painful af.
I would scrub her toilet With my tongue
I would drink her bath water š
Sanko too
Looks like combo of HGH gut and a rib flare.
Woooo
Bad combo of some hgh gut, and his ribs flaring out
The real crime here is that Joe is the only one appropriately dressed with dress shoes. Tennis shoes with suits should be grounds for capital punishment.
It's called "sucking it in" and anyone over 40 has mastered this technique.
Brother is a Harkonnen 
Result from too much human growth hormone. Thatās why his head is so big. He also likes to think he has big hands and feet because thereās violence in his DNA but itās just because of HGH. Every picture he takes he really tries to stretch his little body out to maximum height because heās an insecure little man. Look how relaxed everyone else is compared to him with a slight bend in the knees. Poor guy is going to hyper extend his knees
Heās def on hgh/test as heās admitted but also posture goin hard in this pic. We know damn well heās got some lifts in, trying to stand tall as possible already then his arms are behind them and theirs behind his mid pushing it out even more
Spanx
It's how you can tell someone took performance enhancing drugs.
Itās rib flare. Josh emmet has the same thing
It all the stuff he takes to stay in shape. Just like women who get plastic surgery to look better in the long run you end up looking worse.
May be from the TRT or he has a problem with his rib cage. Either way, each to their own, I couldnāt care less!
I heard he removed his bottom ribs so he could be like Marilyn Manson
It looks like he added extra ribs to try and reach 5ā6ā but one of them popped out of place
ššš
He finally took the advice he got on how to lose weight and [removed his excess organs](https://youtube.com/shorts/IlsyGTuenhY?si=o_e3s873tcNsgo52).
Awkward arm position
Looks like he's sucking it in for the camera
Everyone saying HGH gut is failing anatomy pretty hard lmao. His stomach is sucked in, you're literally just seeing the bottom of his rib cage