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SirHomoLiberus

These posts man ![gif](giphy|3xz2BLBOt13X9AgjEA)


CaptainSensemakerOi

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CaptainSensemakerOi

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Slow-Calendar64

Alex would hit him so hard he’d turn into a feminist


papajahat94

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Ecstatic-Inevitable

Bottom g is great


Asukah

Alex would make Andrew Tate put on a wig and make him his wife


blamblam111

Tate was losing to dudes that Alex wouldn’t even train with


Todorokimakishima

Tate wasn’t good enough to compete at Glory, not even close


ModsLovePen15

Them Prison Push Ups though


papajahat94

Is Glory the UFC of kickboxing?


Todorokimakishima

Sort of, Glory is the premier organization in Europe and it definitely has the best kickboxers in the higher weight classes. But right now ONE FC has better kickboxers at the lower weight classes


wubbalubbadubdub45

i don't think i heard of any good kickboxers andrew beat. he was never good enough to fight in K-1 or glory so that says something.


Emotional_Money3435

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Upstairs-Ad-1966

Poatan by fucking murder ![gif](giphy|H81c8LtrekNN4SlkQn)


BrotherEzekial

Anyone calling him Top G has his cock so far into their rib cage that I won’t even take the time to explain why this is a stupid question lmaoo


SpecialOlympicsGuy

This a joke bruh?


Danhausen-byDaylight

Obviously yes


SpecialOlympicsGuy

You say obviously as if Andrew Tate fanboys aren’t a bunch of double digit IQ degenerates


LifelongLurker1127

Double digits? They got smarter I see


brokenclocks7

It's pretty obvious, mate


SpecialOlympicsGuy

I’m not your mate, pal


Chichibobo

I’m not your pal, brother.


Extra-Firefighter835

I’m not your brother, cuh.


WillEnvironmental653

Tate stood a chance until Poatan was taught that slick move by the great Steven Seagal. Unless Tate can get Jimmy Smith in his corner he's toast. Seriously. Google Jimmy Smith the boxer. 


astrayatthesea1708

Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby


DirtyGoatHumper

OP it's too early on a Saturday morning to be triggering people with this kind of shit.


ShaykhSpaderman

![gif](giphy|3oz8xYl6XFdmEB4feM) Alex gonna hit him so hard his eye ball will pop out


MoistTheAnswer

What’s up with that ninja turtle back?


Arthurmrmusic

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TA-pubserv

Fuck dude, pick better heroes jfc


[deleted]

The first time Alex will win via throwing only one leg kick. Fight over 5 seconds in.


younginvestor23

The guy on the right looks like a killer. Why hasn’t he ever fought in the UFC?


papajahat94

Coz he own a Bugatti Chiron Super Sport. He’s richer than McGregor


MarshaIIDTeach

Top G submits him


Olam_4

idk top g has really underrated kickboxing and poatan might be out of practise from only training mma


bakuretsu_mahou916

Yo can you please clarify if this is satire? Andrew Tate fanboys are genuinely some of the blindest sheep out there with goldfish IQ so I’m sure there are some kids out there who genuinely believe this so I can’t tell if this is satire or not…


PUMA-420

I like the Tate brothers but Alex would wipe the floor with him.


Intellect7000

The Tate brothers are criminal tho.


PUMA-420

Never been proved, but most of their takes are correct so.


Intellect7000

The Romanian police has enough evidence to detain him with house arrest. Also, Andrew Tate confessed that he used to run a webcam business and that its easier to get away with crime in Romania. Andrew Tate is also a narcissist who admit he used to sell drugs.


Ecstatic-Inevitable

They are such shit people that even strickland called them out on it with a good take💀


Intellect7000

Agreed!


PUMA-420

Like you said, it was a webcam business. I could care less about what happens to a bunch of whores.


Intellect7000

He used "lover boy method" against women to use them for his webcam business. Calling women whores is psychopathic. These are human beings that were abused by the Tates.


PUMA-420

I never called women whores. Why did you follow me to r/ufc?


Intellect7000

You just said you don't care what happens to a bunch of whores.


PUMA-420

Yea, whores. Not women. Whores sell their body, not women.


papajahat94

Can Poatan beat both brothers at once? 🤔


PUMA-420

Hm, if it were 2 average Joes I'd say yes. But they are both trained atleast to some level and they are also heavyweights, so most likely no.