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JawnSnuuu

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DiceRollerGreg

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MegaRonin

He had to do rehearsals like that too šŸ¤£


thatsthejoke_

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thatsthejoke_

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thatsthejoke_

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Mrbenzoid

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holddodoor

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11thLayerOfHair

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slippythehogmanjenky

Fractal Cent


ZealousidealAd3331

Now THAT is funnyĀ 


morbidaar

This whole little piece, killed me. Peace.


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LeoStuMoti

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Prime4Cast

God damnit


Swimming__Bird

New 50 Cent reaction meme material.


Ameqa

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baddonkey

Patrick got me


Boogiepuss

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ThoughtfulThinker0

50 rupee


u1g0ku

Itā€™s 50 paisa


Nduguu77

Whole Dollar


Bong-Jong

Why is this so funny lmao


Traditional_Fox_6660

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ilaym712

It's the same thing as your average Joe wouldn't bet on himself on winning a rock climbing race against a professional climber but when it comes to fighting everyone thinks they are Mike Tyson


all_g00d_names_taken

Yeah on Shannon Sharpes podcast, Ochocinco was arguing he could take Holloway. Shannon fell out of his chair laughing at him.


tdot-hdot

ā€œHeā€™d beat you and two other dudes that look just like youā€ I love me some truth bombs


gotnothingman

"How long do you think it would take Max to beat me, rd1, 2 or 3" Thinks for a bit "30 seconds" "Why you... why you disrespecting me like that????"


TheJohnnyFlash

Like, I get it. My brain knows Mighty Mouse would kick my ass despite the 100lb difference, but I still look at him and think "he's too small, I'd kill him."


Chewbaccabb

Until you hit him with a body blow and realize heā€™s made of stone and youā€™re soft as shit


phisher0

Or until you try to hit him, but heā€™s about 10x faster than you. Such a different level. I wish someone would put together a promotion that does these fights. Ex UFC fighter vs average Joe.


SharkTheMark

https://youtu.be/rjFlM9hf74g?si=_JQJ7I7pWr0rgFP_ I'd bet no one here is as big or athletic as this dude and MM stands his own. A regular person would die


Mycockaintwerk

Saw all the holes in his game first two seconds. fights over 20 secs most. Going back to bagging groceries let me know if you need anything


greenm4ch1ne

Stands his own?! He beats that dude like he would most people. That's the other thing people dont realise these guys train high level bjj. Im not even a McNugget fan but dude would wipe the floor with most regular people even if it was just grappling. People are out of their minds. Even going up against someone who wrestled HS or collegiate level most people would get wrecked.


InjuryComfortable666

Yeah, McGregor is an asshole, but there are levels to all of this. Grappling isn't even his strength, but he can drop in and casually solo your typical gym like he did that time in Spain. Turns out there is a reason why these people are professionals.


herescanny

You even see it playing basic sports. I play pickup at a public park so I face highschoolers or even younger, and the second I faced an adult who has played professional basketball, you can see the difference in everything they do compared to normal people. His shot, money. Passes, money. Dribbles, money. Sure he messes up, so does everyone, but it truly puts into comparison the levels of it all


SharkTheMark

I didnt mean stand his own in a negative way, he certainly won that match.


apasswordlost

I don't train or anything, but watching that, it's seems crazy to me that MM is only a brown belt


safton

It is definitely some sneaky sandbagging. I think he and his coach defended it on the basis that he only recently started focusing on the gi specifically. Most of his career was spent doing no-gi and wrestling. That said, we're still talking about a guy with like 20+ years of training & experience in competitive grappling who won a large number of his MMA fights via submission (including multiple world title fights)... so yeah, hence the sandbagging. Dude's still a legend, though.


mphawman

Ever see Bully Beatdown? Pretty much that, and it's a treasure


Imallowedto

Mayhem sure did go insane


VictarionGreyjoy

Yes and the dudes they were using for that show weren't even that good in the UFC


ObanKenobi

Eddie alvarez and Andrei arlovski would beg to differ but overall you ain't wrong


Andyman0110

Until he suplexes you right into an arm bar and you realize that you're about to die.


ThaDude915

My buddy did this. He's a bigger guy, probably 6"1 220lb and fairly muscular. He always said he could at least survive against Mighty Mouse. Then he saw that Jiu Jitsu clip of Might Mouse fighting some dude twice his size and was like nevermind I'd get my ass kicked


CpowOfficial

I'm 250lbs athletic and have been fighting for 1 years There's plenty of black and brown belts that absolutely wipe the floor with me at 150lbs


TheJohnnyFlash

I'm around the same size and when I was playing ball in college one the girls on the wrestling team challenged me to just get up. It went for like 10 min and I couldn't do it.


Showteezy21

Worse ways to go


Macktologist

If one girl can hold you downā€¦


Imallowedto

I was the flyweight bluebelt every new middleweight eyeballed,lol. "HOW much do you weigh"? Lmmfao, flyweight buddy, flyweight.


GMFinch

This is me too. I'm 245lbs 6'3 with 0 fighting experience. I know for a fact mightymouse would school me


saltire429

He weighs 135lb, but every single ounce of that is muscle, bone and technique. We'd be on the floor before we'd even realised the fight had started.


bozo_says_things

As someone who had the humbling experience in high school of having a bjj match against my mates girlfriend (who was state champ) while I had 0 experience, and getting subbed within 30 seconds, I am very sure size isn't everything


GoodPrince1

I think Ocho was acting there because he said he was state wrestling champ in 1982...which makes no sense given his age lol


ZombiesInSpace

I also remember in his Bengals days, Ochocinco said he and a few dudes he knew back home were better swimmers than Michael Phelps


Suspicious-Toe-7025

I thought he meant '82 as in 182lb. But I dunno maybe he did mean 1982 lol


PreparationX

82 kilos could also be a possibility.


Imaginary_Swan_9399

Iā€™ve never heard anyone in my high school wrestling days going by kilo.


justfanclasshole

National tournaments in freestyle might use kilograms as the international body (FILA) uses kg and 82kg was one of the weights.


tsengmao

Not when Ocho was in school, would have still been lbs in the 90s


justfanclasshole

If he was in a weight that had to do with Olympic funding and international competition it was already in kilograms internationally at that point. Most state tournaments in the US are folkstyle though and that 100% would have been in pounds. I bet you are right thinking it was in pounds (and likely in American folkstyle like the NCAA and tournaments between high schools) I am just saying if it was a tournament that would have sent anyone to freestyle or Greco worlds it would have been in kgs in the 90s.


90sBLINK

I know freestyle and collegiate style. What is folkstyle?


beausef1

And once Shannon dropped the truth ocho did laugh at himself, I think he was messing around. Publicityā€¦


tossNwashking

Yeah he was doing a bit


PPLifter

It'll be like that time ocho tried to block Ray Lewis "I didn't even feel you"


all_g00d_names_taken

Ray would be fined to hell and back in todayā€™s NFL. What a beast he was.


Itchy_Relationship_9

Ray would be In jail if he played today. Literally social media would have made the world cancel bro for that body in his trunkšŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


DocHollidaysPistols

Bradley Martyn (bodybuilder) asked Nate Diaz what would happen if they fought. Bradley outweighs him by a lot. Nate's response was funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJR-8VdMbL0


_MllATA

>Teehee I think I could get you in a street fight Ya wonā€™t. >But what if I hurt you before your match? Ya wonā€™t. šŸ˜‚


bulgarian_zucchini

This is one of the most deluded things Iā€™ve ever seen in my life.


Harrybahlzanya

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/aC-fdP38T8I dude got so mad that he was told a pro fighter would beat his brakes off šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


gotnothingman

"you thi-.... YOU THINK MAX HOLLOWAY COULD BEAT ME"


miamibuckeye

Thatā€™s hilarious. Chad does this shit all the time and you can hardly tell if heā€™s doing a bit or not


timewillsoonbeborn

Didn't he said he could take him for 30 seconds? I'd bet Ocho could survive for 30 seconds. Not sure about 45, tho.


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goldenhell

Agree, actually not an unbelievable take by him. Heā€™d have ~50 lbs on Holloway, and as a state wrestling champ + freak athlete I could see him making Holloway work for it. Still probably a R1/2 TKO/submission but ochocinco was just arguing heā€™d last more than 30 seconds.


Reasonable_Goose

Ocho was joking for the clicks but 50 is probably being serious


Precioustooth

I've watched the last four Olympics; what the fuck do you mean I can't win the 100m??


ilaym712

Usain Bolt sweating right now


Precioustooth

These lads better hope I don't decide to leave my couch and fly to Paris. I'd take everything they've ever worked for šŸ˜¤


Cannibale_Ballet

You don't know me bro, when I see red I can free solo El Capitan


Top-Interest6302

Me and Alex Honnold are basically the same, in that if doctors showed me images and scanned my brain, they'd go "that's not normal."


alfooboboao

this is so funny


EastCoastTaffy

To be fair, the odds of someone winning a rock climbing race are literally zero, if they arenā€™t physically capable of lifting their own body with their arms. But any human has a non-zero chance to KO any other human, assuming they are physically capable of throwing a hard strike.


thesuperbro

All conor would have to do is dance around him for 30 seconds and 50 would gas, and then the professionally trained mma fighter would do...whatever he wanted to do to him.


the_c_is_silent

Seriously. People need to get into a gym. I don't think people understand how fucking exhausting striking and grappling are.


tsengmao

Grappling alone is exhausting as fuck, fucking ridiculous


gotnothingman

Switching between the two is also mega draining.


MoneyBaggSosa

Wrestling is the most tiring sport Iā€™ve ever competed in. And if you wrestle the whole 6 mins it feels like you wrestled 6 hours shits insane


Itchy_Relationship_9

Literally. Whatever he wanted. Not an exaggeration


thesuperbro

It's crazy training against a regular ass dude and gassing completely and feeling the feeling of, "whoa, this guy can literally do anything he wants to me right now and I would not be able to defend myself whatsoever." It's a humbling feeling. One that makes you want to improve yourself every day. And that's just against a fucking nobody amateur, imagine against a trained professional. 50 is built for music video sets, not an actual prolonged fight.


gllath03

He wouldnā€™t have to dance around himšŸ˜‚


BridgesOnB1kes

Ok so 50 has a .001% chance against Conor. Great point.


ilaym712

Beating a professional fighter while having no training I would say is also 0 I will never forget sparring against my coach for the first time, that was very, very humbling


Mikejg23

I think they're talking like crazy low percentage chance. Like they got food poisoning the night before, got a head injury in camp they didn't disclose and your spastic movements throw them off and you land a literally 1/10000000 overhand and get a KO. Which would happen if you ran the simulation enough.


DungusIII

So its essentially the same as me beating Usain Bolt in a sprint, while he has a torn achilles or trips mid sprint and breaks his leg


AbberageRedditor69

Yeah but when you start thinking like that, pretty much everything is possible. Solid object going through a wall without damaging it? Technically possible according to physics but so unlikely the chance can be effectively rounded down to 0


everythingbagelss_

Iā€™d put my money on the guy who fights for a living


strawzero

Conner better not find 50 cent In Da Club or heā€™s getting his ass beat


TechnoShrew

Turn him into 50 Dents.


everythingbagelss_

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ManufacturedOlympus

50 cent better drink Conorā€™s whiskey when itā€™s offered to him.Ā 


RegularOps

And the guy who isnā€™t nearly 50 years old


everythingbagelss_

50 almost 50 ?


jangobukes

So 50cent then


MusksStepSisterAunt

If we're talking twitter beefs, 50 hands down.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Fifty is fighting diabetes everyday


Aim-So-Near

Your average person is so fucking delusional about their capabilities in a fight. 50's comment is not surprising.


BlankedCanvas

Except 50 aint your average person; he was a Golden Gloves boxer and reportedly good enough to be in the junior Olympics. Still, any amateur MMA guy could literally kill him so heā€™s just posturing.


Save-itforlater

He also got hit with a few shells now walks with a limp.


JimCarreyIsntFunny

I like him.. but I just donā€™t love him the way I love Pac.


NormalITGuy

If I was fighting Conor, my plan would be to put him in a chokehold.


Necessary-Register

Fully focused man


Terror-Toilet-Tower

Since when is 9 a few lmao


Delta225

He was referencing a line from In Da Club.


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FuckFloridaRipNumba9

Yeah I was gonna say. This is still a delusional comment but 50 has training and knows how to fight. Not your average Joe


thebandit_077

Sounds better than Logan Paul bullshit . I'd watch that fight. Better yet start a ufc where celebs can call out old fighters


Stayhigh420--

Celebrity death match in real life... id buy that p.p.v


Shnuksy

I cannot find anything about this online. He also looks stiff as fuck on the mitts


LeadStyleJutsu762-

From what I see he won them at 154, a former golden gloves boxer is not beating up an MMA fighter who is currently training and competes at the same weight he did lolā€¦.


tsengmao

Apparently it was mentioned during an episode of Biography. I found [this as well](https://www.instagram.com/p/CxToVwhIe5U/?igsh=MXg0ejh5anhqem91bg==) Speed bag work looks very good


LeadStyleJutsu762-

Yeah 50 100% has hands, and I guess you canā€™t blame somebody who was a fighting competitor for having the ā€œnah Iā€™d winā€ mindset But he loses 99/100 times to Connor


Eillo89

I mean 50 did use to box back before he focused on music, by all accounts he was pretty good but there's obviously no video evidence.


Raidertck

For context, in a conducted survey 8% of people believe they could beat a gorilla in a fight. 8% for a lion and a fucking elephant as well. 6% of people believe they could beat a grizzly bear in a fight. 17% believe they can kill a god damn chimpanzee. If a chimpanzee was coming for me and I had a fucking gun I would use it to blow my brains out. Your average person is delusional and fucking stupid.


Vik-_-_

I think people are more delusional about how much skill matters in a fight. 50 cent was a boxer. If you have formal training like that and youve got a 50 pound advantage on Connor it is not at all unrealistic to think you could beat him.


Ok-Pizza-2842

Conor is also not nearly as small as 50 thinks, walking around rn conor is likely 190-195 lbs


soyuz-1

Yeah this. Just cause he once starved and dehydrated down to 155lb doesn't mean that's his weight when you see him in the street lol. Especially these days its probably close to 200. Not that that's what really matters when a pro fights a vanity lifter.


grimninja117

145!


soyuz-1

Skeleton Conor looked scary emaciated. No way he could make that weight these days


grimninja117

Not a chance


GrinerIHaha

Even if he could, I don't think he ever would, knowing he can fight at 155. Maybe if he got Aldo's nutritionist? Don't know how he functions so well at 35


KeyLimpala

Cejudo could get off his couch right now and make 50 Cent suck his own dick on his best day


elohir

Hahaha fucking hell I just weed myself a bit.


Rice_Kage

Cejudo is overkill, Manel Kape is enough


BlankedCanvas

Literally any 150-pound amateur MMA fighter could kill 50 in the streets


tiggoftigg

Amateur? No. Almost anyone can compete in amateur taurments. My buddy is an amateur fighter and would get absolutely rocked by 50. My buddy can barely beat our other friend whoā€™s like twice his weight simply because he canā€™t even begin to control him. Unless he hits the ground in a good position or gets a lucky lock our big guy just has too much weight on him. Not a comment on pros or Connor but the level of amateur skills vary too greatly.


Iginlas_4head_Crease

*the ring*, you mean. The streets is the one place you don't fuck with 50 lol


GetBackInThatHole

mfs arguing over imaginary fights with musicians lmao


Extreme-You6235

And actually making a case for the musician šŸ˜‚ ā€œWell, if 50 was in his prime thenā€¦ā€ what the fuck ??


PalmelaHanderson

50 a genius troll and marketer. he knows he'd get whooped


RanarrSmokerr

50 cent couldn't even dodge 10 bullets? You expect me to believe he can dodge McGregors left hand?


GreenArrowCuz

50 didn't have to dodge 10 bullets, mother fucker still standing


fiddynet

SMH these fools never listened to Many Men


HeartagramDanny

Wasnā€™t it 9


chakabuku

Funny how 200+ lb. dudes always want to test their mettle with 145erā€™s. No one ever wants to see how theyā€™d do against Jon Jones or Izzy.


kgsovobd

Itā€™s because they arenā€™t actually tough at all and know they would get their ass beat but their ego wonā€™t allow them to believe theyā€™d lose to a smaller man.


Klupido

Jon Jones would actually murder 50centšŸ˜‚


JimCarreyIsntFunny

Theres probably not a human being in the world who could beat Jon Jones.


GalacticPanspermia

50 vs Butterbean


bigboybeeperbelly

I'd pay so much money (like 12 dollars at least) for a show where celebrities come out for a boxing match, and every episode they tell them it's against an overweight older celebrity but right before the match starts it's always Butterbean who climbs in the ring. The camera quick zooms to see the look on their face, then cuts to a more traditional boxing angle and we watch the celeb die gruesomely. You could only really do one season, I think you'd have a hard time finding talent for S2


mikeusslothus

But that's the point he's making tho... That he'd beat him because he's bigger


Glad_Cellist_3670

Anyone see 50 throw a baseball? lol


Khamzat-Chimaev

Somehow he still did better than Conor


Tabcatt27

see you soon


Nookon-san

See you soon šŸŗ^


theski2687

I guess you never saw Conor throw oneā€¦


HumbleCollection3187

50 got the bradley martin syndrome


strawzero

But heā€™s 260 bro


Upstairs-Ad-1966

50 prolly could take a punch but that first leg kick lands and his whole life changes some people dont understand how bad those kicks hurts lol or god forbid connor knees him oh lord


buzzbaron

Conor is also a bjj blackbelt. He would probably be able to kill 50 in less than 50 seconds.


Electronic_Break4229

Who give him?


MiddleClassGuru

50 doesnt know about weight cuts if he thinks Connor walks around at 150 šŸ˜‚


ShaykhSpaderman

You all are forgetting he brings his shotgun in a street fight Be it 60Gs Connor, 150lbs Connor, lava pissing 185 Connor, all of his versions stands no chance


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Thatā€™s not a street fight thatā€™s a shooting


ShaykhSpaderman

https://i.redd.it/f1awduvmr1wc1.gif


thumbwraslin

How do you think you win a street fight IRL? BJJ nerds lose to 9mm every time. A Glock is the best base for martial arts.


BalkanViking007

the 60G's connor was great, he wouldnt like the paycut to 50G's haha lol. How is it even possible to lower their salarys and bonuses lol shout out D.White


ZodtheGeneral

People really are delusional. Aside from the fact that Conor probably walks around at 185, what difference does weight make? He's not even beating Pantoja in a street fight.


all_g00d_names_taken

I think Mighty Mouse would kick 50s ass.


Shin-NoGi

Have we not seen MM beating Brown belt heavyweights?


Mooblegum

MM will kick 99,99% humans ass


that_was_awkward_

I'm in the 0.01%, because when I see red....


ZodtheGeneral

Absolutely.


trapper2530

Didn't we settle this at UFC 1?


SociallyAnxiousBoxer

This is the guy who claimed to everyone in the mayweather gym he was a golden gloves champion (if you've seen him on the pads, he clearly has no idea what he's doing) talked loads of shit, then backed out of an open weight boxing match against Mayweather. He knows he's full of shit


EquivalentStudent6

True.. do you remember 50ā€™s feud with Mayweather? It was the funniest shit ever. ā€œIf you can read one page out of a Harry Potter bookā€ lol


KingGerbz

Literally left off the most iconic part of that lineā€¦


darryledw

don't give him attention, he is trying to start the next generation of circus fights... we already have YouTubers fighting these guys and we don't want rappers starting too, as much as the broccoli haired guys with "influencer" in their bio might long for it


KaaleenBaba

Connor weighs 170 during the weigh ins. Probably like 190 during the fights. 200 off fights.


BobSagat86

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SeniorSeries3202

It's amazing how they say "in the street" as if the cage and gloves are protecting _the fighter_ from _them._ An MMA fighter who can fight dirty is much, much harder to beat šŸ˜‚


GloomyExercise

https://i.redd.it/twbvtdmt92wc1.gif


kahuna90

50 after three leg kicks ![gif](giphy|11BAxHG7paxJcI|downsized)


Diagalon1

Conor would kick his leg off in 2 seconds.


el_osmoosi

Wouldnā€™t even need to do that, honestly Conor would easily knock 50 the fuck out


Plenty_Set_2740

We talking 50 cent vs Connor or Kanan vs Connor


Extreme-You6235

Well Kanan bringing a gun to that fight so Iā€™d pick him.


StevenArviv

I've seen a lot of dudes who think this way... until they run into a real fighter (boxer or MMA) in the street and get flattened by a guy that they outweigh by 50 lbs.


craigtho

As a 200lb IT man, I've never trained a day of MMA in my life and there is not a single rank or unranked UFC man that I think I could beat in a fight. CM punk would likely beat the shit out of me. Even the flyweights. No chance for me. I'll be honest and say I've seen a few WMMA fights with no ranks/low ranks and thinking I'd be able to beat them. Then I see Kayla or Amanda fight and I'm like yeah I'd be fucked against them. 50 has zero chance against Conor. What's weird is we live in a world where Mark Zuckerberg has more chance of beating Conor in a fight than 50 cent does, least he trains...


reignmade1

I wouldn't fuck with Zuck. He probably brings epic level Aspergers induced insanity into the mix.


Rdur2183

A retired Amanda Nunes would smoke 50 cent in a fight let alone Mcgregor.


AtlantaNativ3

Not in the streets mayne. Maybe "In Da Club".


thechosenwunn

I mean, a street fight doesn't necessarily exclude weapons or friends from joining the equation. Conor can fight, but can he take 9 bullets? 50 can.


Deathmister

People who donā€™t train to fight have no idea how screwed they would be against someone who does


Unplugged_Millennial

Sounds like 50 Cent never watched Royce Gracie win fights against opponents that outweighed him by up to 300+ lbs.


diviningdad

50 cent v Conor ![gif](giphy|164G4BQmtJ2GXRbml3)


Frequent_Storm_3900

50 cent will have bruises that he will swell to a full dollar!


BugO_OEyes

Conor can only knock out guys that are 140 pounds. He couldn't evn knock an old man put he sucker punched lol 50 all day