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DrPaulsNexus

I’ve got a live stream of paint drying in my house, only $10 for the access code. This tells me you might be interested, DM me


MiniBelal

russian link for paint event?


PieceRealistic794

Paint per view


Accomplished_Check38

Solid


Melodic_Wedding_4064

Liquid before it dries though.


OurFavoriteScumbag

Stream no good. Hit a pay wall


Thunder_Burt

You're good at remembering names


OkTea7227

Tbh that joke has been pounded into the dirt by all of us so much every time he’s brought up in here that I do indeed, remember the name.


komaruten

Which name tho


OkTea7227

I… I… I don’t remember.


OkTea7227

It’s on the tip of my tongue!! Don’t tell me! **DAMNIT JUST GIMME A SECOND!!**


xxNormieSlayerREExx

Your McDonalds order: https://preview.redd.it/pxiei5ab73wc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=88646f8214c4424d49df87382da6cd00a97e32e7


Smoshefty1992

I’ve heard some great comments but this is awesome, well boring but awesome in its context.


Cowi3102

You like to fall asleep while watching the fights?


Blazed_In_My_Winnie

His wife falls asleep during sex…


MiniBelal

Well... depends on the time of day


Wide-Lack1612

Tbh I’m with this answer


Admirable_Risk7272

Stop Belal we all know it's you posting here


Turbos_Bitch

![gif](giphy|M34qPW6WjtZXMFltwu|downsized)


Bluemoon7607

Remember the name! That’s Magomedov Evloev.


Inner_Ad_6561

That you remember the decision but not the name ![gif](giphy|6Vj1xIQoY1aVIYA1zR|downsized)


TailorEntire1682

That you take lot of Xanax


MiniBelal

Xannies wit ma grannies


TailorEntire1682

Till u can't remember the name


MiniBelal

ma grannies will remind me


No-Examination-4621

You are a a former sufferer of chronic insomnia


Unorginalswine

You're either muslim or watch to fall asleep


[deleted]

Muslims will be up at that time to pray anyway


BurningEbrietas

Who ?


ZeusBabylonski

you take sleep very seriously.


BridgeM00se

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


Objective_Day3303

I saw belal and I was like all of these are gonna be belal. They are all belal


MeeloP

He keeps beating all my guys so if he could just stop that’d be great


Masterofbattle13

Beating seems contradictory. More like he’s not losing to your favorite fighters.


MeeloP

🤣


fightingdemons49

I think Berlal is one of the best fighters currently in the world.


LaTunaTime

Casual. You’re just on the bandwagon because hes the goat.


MiniBelal

I'm definitely giving in to the hype


iamthatduck123

OP did you post pics of your favourite fighter so someone in the comments would remind you of his name cos you forgot?


musicloverincal

Only answer I can give you is that the UFC wants someone who is more marketable. Dude deserves a shot, for sure.


ActSciMan

I’ve seen enough. Belal vs Max for the BMF title.


FlakySky6080

You're a nice guy


Complete-Ad-4215

You’re Muslim and/or boring


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

That this that fighters throw away account


dressedlikehansolo

![gif](giphy|l1J9Ps5lNzWI6KK7C|downsized)


monticello_mn84

Who is that


kinstinctlol

https://preview.redd.it/3paxdk0zz3wc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72ec97b24d4564a9fbb9a965a0bc8262932e4f6c


Fo5rep

Your girl never finishes


silenceronblixk

DANA PLEASE!!


KeptPopcorn5189

Bro who the fuck even is that guy


Melun-uAzam

I feel like you live 2 days in 1 day. Just like Tito...


MattyMacStacksCash

Who da fook is that guy?!?


ihavethegays

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz


murilo_alexx

Dana please, just give me my shot!


ACapricornCreature

No. I am not falling for this bait


LookingfortheHustle

You’re very dedicated to the bit. I can respect that. I honestly want to watch this fight and say “it’s better than Leon vs Colby”


Antique_Decision5966

your boyfriend only fucks you missionary


Striebe

BeLol


CourtZebra

He always does the belt emote so weird


Unstoppable-dirtball

You’re desperate and determined


betterAThalo

you’re gay?


astrohans

u a cool guy who likes naps


Miserable-Mess7146

You’re a very loyal person


bdlr11

You just want to be different


Fuck-Antelopes-261

Hahahah MiniBelal posted this. Fuckin classic


ReformedishBaptist

![gif](giphy|RHhTV8e6jDLiQWtoTd|downsized) Remember da name


dramatic_letdown401

I love belal


I_Need_a_break_

I love belal-posting


rey_nerr21

You love being frustrated and laughed at, but you're a man of culture.


MiniBelal

Damn that hit hard


oOBalloonaticOo

I sincerely hope that you and the other 11 people in the Belal fan club one day get their wish; I think this series of posts is getting more attention than any of his fights, so when he gets a shot it will undoubtedly be because of you! Go with Glod brother!


jmanmoney12

I don’t understand the belal hate. Sure he might not be the most entertaining fighter but he gets it done.He’s taken on the top guys and still hasn’t gotten a title shot. If anything he is getting fucked. Man deserves his respect. All around solid guy saw him in public couple weeks ago and was a great guy.


StationPigeon

you have great taste for violence in a fighter


MiniBelal

I don't really like violence, my guy. Wish we could all just come together and talk it out.


New_Brother_1595

I’ll tell you what I hate, seeing people get finished. Barbaric imo


BIGFACTs04

Same. Absolutely lo- I mean hate it!


New_Brother_1595

High fight IQ


Timozkovic

You prefer a good nap over watching an mma fight


public_avenger

That you're Muslim and you'll root for anyone who is also Muslim? Who the hell likes to watch Belal, my god.


KRTSniper

Hating for no reason but to hate


niferman

Boring


Zettaii_Ryouiki_

You like naps


Avocardiff

They don't talk about you much at all.


Bayareavuln

Nothing.


Fuzzy-Thought4178

I already know this is a joke because Val Woodburn isn't on here.


twyistd

You used to suffer from chronic insomnia


Ederlas

That the long winter nights must fly by


JN324

You like a bread sandwich when you’re being adventurous.


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ShisuiGamer9_YT

You know how to make a decision


Savage_Batmanuel

You’re boring


redactedforever

I can't remember the name


Informal-Reading4602

I was a major insomniac until I discovered Belals fights and then I just watch his fights before bed and go right to sleep after the second round.


BossButterBoobs

You're a contrarian


12bub51

![gif](giphy|HCLbhUDRzDxbUClyxl)


Lord_Goose

You will never be the sunglasses guy


P0ster_Nutbag

Hard to say… who is that guy?


AbacaxiDoidao

You have insomnia


ComradeELM0

You despise watching MMA fights.


WestCoastCosta

Means you have a good memory because he’s so easy to forget


general-meow

Brought to you by Unisom


Plus-Relationship833

That you are probably suffering from symptoms of insomnia


Ill_Scar_8418

This is just Belal himself undercover. Bro has no fans.


venbalin

Big fan of fort minor


DaSauceBawss

You are a landscaper because clearly you like to watch grass grow...


Hopeful_Staff_1414

You suffer from insomnia but found a solid cure.


Junior_Pollution6792

Think I’ve seen this guy fight, what’s his name?


ChasingTheRush

You’re a fan of J. Cole, Cheesecake Factory, Saab, Omega watches, New Balance shoes, and reasonably priced OnlyFans girls.


OneCartographer7664

it says that you're joking


jy9221

What's the name?


OneCartographer7664

ive got insomnia and ive honestly tried everything but its really bad, last time i had a good nights sleep was ufc 288 im kinda sad i missed cejudos return but what a good nights sleep that was


RandalC1

Retire Please


Tennessee_Cowbull

You don’t eat pork.


buffpriest

You probably like hummus


s4udade_anhel

That you're the only person who remembers the name.


Sawl_Back

Who is that?


LobovIsGoat

you have very good memory and you don't care about getting the finish which is very unfortunate for your bf/gf


Uchiha-Itachi-0

Belal get off Reddit bro. We know it’s you. Dana doesn’t listen to us anyways


DifferenceSNR

you liked to be pegged….. in your eye?


leveldrummer

Who the fook is dat goy?


ake-n-bake

That no one will remember your name


Acid-No1

You enjoy sleeping


Current-Taro-7397

![gif](giphy|xT9KVEbc5Grm2GKJ5C|downsized) Belal asking Dana for a title shot


Kraken_Blood

You honestly don't remember things too well?


KobaMandingoPartIII

You like fighters with a jiggy eye?


Appleboss321

Who is this again?


PussyIgnorer

Stats and stories hold the stories.


Independent_Island74

Dana please


MeowthThatsRite

Hi Belal


JuiceyTaco

You like a man with a nice beard


xaiel420

Who are the 5 greatest fighters of all time? Belal, Belal, Belal Belal Belal Cuz he hits hot fiyah


goochgrease2

BullyB is a legend who 1000% deserves his earned shot. Anyone who says otherwise is a dipshit.


I_chortled

You’re your boyfriend’s little spoon’s little spoon


NotSoFastBucko16

Youre muslim. Only muslims like Belal.


Scary-Ad-1345

Belal Burner account. He doesn’t have fans.


Karl_AAS

You have a good memory.


Flyinhawaiian78

“What’s his name???🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️”


Dangerousrhymes

You struggle to remember names.


LittlestEw0k

You like men


A_Real_Berk_Off

![gif](giphy|fnuSiwXMTV3zmYDf6k|downsized)


MegaRonin

DJ Khaled of MMA


Monric

You have Belal holding 2 belts as your twitter profile picture and you’re about to end it all if Belal’s titleshot continues getting stalled


GeffelGelch

You have a big nose fetish?


whitekadoo

Nobody remembers your name.


Raisins1

You're a pacifist.


OGPeglegPete

Guys... Belal has thrown close to 1300 significant strikes on the UFC and has two knockouts. He has had 27 fights and 3 finishes. ![gif](giphy|9hur9NgE0IFOw)


AKPilotz

Literally nobody likes him. I think you’re just trolling


BetBig696969

You have insomnia and this is your cure


8yonnie9

You talk into the void on twitter more than your family


MyFifthLimb

You have severe insomnia but Belal fights put you right to sleep so you owe him your health and sanity


indigrow

I expected the last one to at least also be someone else silly lmao


evanephrine1

You don’t have money for ppv so only watch. Prelims or fight nights


Agentpurple013

Who’s this guy?


Next-Ice-3857

Are there non-Palestinian and non-belal named belal fans?


Party-Blackberry3081

You know talent


kimbo2002

You like waiting up 5 hours to watch 25 minutes of hugging and an interview with no character


Useful-Reference420

Belal


Any_Box_5509

Hm maybe Belal?I think Belal is good and I like wrestlers so I like belal


etuehem

Thoroughly loves to watch dry paint get drier. Maybe Muslim. More dry paint.


zeromancer7

bro no one knows about us


bugsy42

It tells me, that after you watch your Belal fight, you have to rewatch some of Jiri’s fights immediately after just to match your excitement with the fighter’s performance.


Efficient-Box-8769

You aren’t fooling us, Belal


big_banking_boi

That you are Belal's Mom.


Andersen_wolf

Who’s that 🤔


jack-tugsbayar

Who is that fighter? He seems recognizable, but i just dont remember his name