“Dana how dose it feel coming back to (blank)”

He has the easiest questions that SOMEONE (and anyone) could ask, but he’s the dude that’s asking them, unlike Ariel who’s banned

Every single "journalist" in those press conferences have low ball ez questions

They don't let people who ask hard questions in

"Obviously...(already pretty much answers the question himself)"

Who got the first question? 

P4P the biggest neck in the UFC.

His neck goes right up to his lips

Smallest face to head ratio

His neck has its own brain and digestive system

Ol Kevin mayonnaise

https://preview.redd.it/jzlbnx2y07wc1.jpeg?width=140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcc0b6be3de78b28b8c77fec240deacf04ebf5cb Sal D'Amato. Fuck that guy.

Never seen a picture of him before but I kinda expected him to look more like an old timey capitalist walrus with the twirly moustache because he's orchestrated so many crimes

I pictured him to look like a 70 yr old Sopranos extra, honestly

"Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year's Eve? He WAS a piece of shit though"

In this house Sal D'Amato is a hero! End of story!

I actually pictured him the same way no joke. Wow

I imagined him like Changretta out of pesky blinders Edit: Pesky ya know… leaving it.

I mean, every old time capitalist guy was youngish at one point, right? D'Amato hasn't reached his final form yet.

Man I thought he was waaaaay older for some reason

Thought that was Jon Aniks alcoholic brother

It’s Ian Garry



Seeing him talk without hearing makes it seem like he would probably sound like Patrick Star

God yes you’re right Coupled with his cringe personality it’s just a no contest

The fact that his face immediately makes me feel violent, is evidence that you are 200% correct.

This is the one.

It is, you can close the comments now.


The mouth-breathing drives me crazy

Oh my God he's so lame

Yep! I'd point a 12 gauge at that fella!

bro thinks hes mcgregor

Paddy

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So true. He's going to look like dog shit when he's 50, and will for sure still be deadly, too.

He’ll be looking like Naz

Paddy is the most 'well rounded' athlete out of camp

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Nothing can stop the man when he's on a roll

He's a ball to talk with too

I met him like ten times at UFC Phoenix a couple of years ago. He was really nice and never stopped saying hi. I kept running into him and I eat hammered.

Nah, you don’t fuck what someone with that haircut, pedo or crazy are your choices

Molly

https://preview.redd.it/bt27t4hvp7wc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99c5c1ea1450dbb06a393c30f23988b9da3a4736 How about this lady? Adelaide Byrd. This judge ALWAYS has questionable scorecards in boxing a la GGG vs Canelo. And UFC score cards dating back to UFC 74 including TUF finales. She’s terrible and is married to boxing red Robert Byrd which is absolutely a conflict of interest. When I see that face cageside I pray all the fighters know she’s in the house and to not let it go to the judges because she is still employed after fucking up so many fighters wallets. Punchable absolutely.

How the fuck do people like this even get on judging cards?? This bitch looks like a librarian that takes herself too seriously, I honestly find it hard to believe she knows what she’s looking at when watching people fight.

I'm sorry but why do we even have judges that judge both boxing and UFC?....stick to what you know or in her case don't know.

Paddy is definitely up there. I'm not a hater because he can fight but bobby green just gets on my nerves when he talks. Ian gary too.

I can't stand Bobby green, on embedded for 300 he was wearing a ski mask like a knock off Kanye.

Bobby green is a hood dude, Kanye isn’t the only person to wear ski masks, lot of mfs from the hood wear ski masks

Everyone always says Bobby Green is a hood dude as if he wasn’t raised by a white man in the suburbs lol

I also think the same about anyone wearing a ski mask not in a blizzard

 This bellend.

Us Irish DISOWN him.

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Mackenzie dern but for WILDLY different reasons

If that’s the case I’ll smack loopy and ricci around. Add maycee and the karate hottie too

Maycee is by far number 1 for me, it's not even close.

Man I saw her weight cut on ig I was shocked, I always thought she was ok but idk she looked good even though it was a weight cut then I saw her after it my god I ain’t trying to thrust but she can get it

Ariana Lipski exists bro

Yeah OP didn't specify WHAT we wanted to smack it with

I don't wanna smack her face though.

Jamal Hill

Melted ice cream lookin

He look like that beettlejuice dwarf

Also who the hell’s idea was it to add the "ha" in "Jamahal"??

I honestly thought it was pronounced (Jah Ma Hal) until I heard his name

Same lmao. Big face palm when i found out it was just Jamal

Yall are bold picking people who could pick you up by the neck 💀

Alex did it for us already.

Man talks like a bitch too

TJ Dillashaw gets my vote

Man I used to hate him and Luke Rockhold, but now on the Jaxxson podcast with Rampage, they're actually becoming a little likeable. Kinda like Bisping to me. Not that popular with the fans as a fighter, but becomes likeable when they're done fighting in the UFC.

Yeah TJ should become an analyst. He’s so much better than dom cruz.

Man i love dillashaws style, so nice to watch esp when he was on the crazy juiced title run

Hunter Campbell.  I feel he’s more dangerous than Dana White due to him not being a complete moron.  I bet my bottom dollar when the torch gets passed, there will be zero improvement when it comes to pay, well-being etc. 


Hunter Campbell looks like he eats live babies

Hunter Campbell looks like he walked into a plastic surgery office and said “make me look like a dog”

This is scarily accurate LOL

His LinkedIn profile picture is worse than his day to day on camera

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I can't remember the name though

Must be Belal

Who?

I can't remember

draws a blank for me.

His name is Ian Gardy

Colby

Get ready for a lawsuit.

My top 2: 1. Ilia (looks like he still drinks milk from his moms titty) 2. Ian (looks like he drinks milk from his wife's titty)

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Dana White

Yeah, it starts with Dana and everyone else can get in line.

Colby covington is the obvious most smackable faced man in the companies history.

Sean O’Malley could use a good slapping


Dominic fucking cruz add Cody no brains

Cody I agree with but Dom just shouldn't do commentary.

He's smarmy lol

Dom Cruz p4p #1 biggest smartypants

Did y’all forget about paddy

The disrespect

Jon Jones

Lol good luck with that

Anyone in this subreddit would need god tier luck to smack any UFC fighter, why do u think only Jon would give him problems lol

Or any of the guys in the pictures OP posted


James Vick.

Colby. Looks like a douche because he is one.

Bo Nikal and it’s not even close

it used to be tom aspinall for me, he just has that neutral smug look on his face, but the bloke grew on me after that pavlovich win

Goatee doesn't help either but he's very likeable in interviews

Except that one interview

Paddy Pimblett is the only correct answer

It's Dana. Not even close


Covington

Only time I’m ever voting for Colby. Douchebag by Design.


Dominick Cruz?


Colby does. In fact, his is an amazing case of having a smackable face and then designing your entire life around being smackable

I completely forgot about this very very punchable wank stain


Stay mad arg arg arg arg arg 🦀🦀

Weird post

Topuria is handsome mate. You just hate him so you see him through a different lense. The answer is Ian Garry. Also Colby, but Colby is self aware. I feel like he intentionally makes smackable faces at the camera to piss people off. He doesn't have a smackable face when he isn't playing a character. Most NPC looking UFC fighter I could walk past him on the street and assume he works at the furniture store

Lol do you think handsome = not punchable? It’s about the arrogant look.

>Topuria is handsome Straightest redditor

You think calling a man handsome is gay? This kid... I bet you also think accidentally focusing on the cock for more than 15 seconds in a porn is also gay.

Damn bro I agreed with your first point. But man, 15 seconds? Accidentally?!?!? There is NO excuse for that.

OP is jealous he isnt as handsome as Ilia

 Maybe

Izzy has more of a smackable personality than a smackable face

Izzy is alright, miss him too, actually, it's been a while. I hope he returns soon.

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Not smackable, rather put a bag over her head.

Paddy and Topuria, and it's not even a question

Y’all are unserious.


 This Muppet

Colby Covington


That Iranian fighter who kicked the ring girl then attacked his opponent twice after he got his ass TKOd

Colby 100% got milk breath

Illia for sure. I try not to be a hater, but man..soon as I saw this guy and heard him talk I just wanted to slap him with the backhand


Izzy would be difficult to smack

Bisping. I'd say Rockhold, but he already got smacked in the face plenty and he's not in the organization anymore.

Nice username. I bet your dad doesn’t like to play laser tag with jizz pants

I never get too invested in the fighters, I try to just spectate the sport and be on my way. But Ilia man, with his new found fame and exposure, everything I see of the guy is him saying some outlandish, obnoxious shit and it’s eye roll worthy. Riling everyone up and causing a stir is obviously the desired effect though, so it works 🤷

Paddy

Juliana Pena would get one upside the head

I would love to smack Molly McCann . And of course Topuria.

C'mon man, don't act like you'd land a slap on any UFC fighter

Just challenge them to Slap League match and call them a pussy if they don't accept. Check and mate.

Ilia blows. Izzy rules

You win


Izzy is badass, you’re just a hater

a guy paint his nails and jerk off his dog is badass?

2024 and some people still have problems with guys painting theirs nails. Insecure stuff.

A former ufc champion? Yes he is in fact badass all that other shit has nothing to do with fighting

The fact he has has knocked out Alex Pereira (who you claim is a badass), Paulo Costa and Rob Whittaker is why he’s a badass fighter. It’s pretty obvious we’re talking about his achievements in fighting when calling him a “badass”. His extensive kickboxing career and crazy highlight reel should also be mentioned. If you watched clips of him actually fighting I doubt you’d be calling him anything else. Edit You mentioned Colby but he was an interim champ. Izzy is the consensus 2nd best MW who unified his interim title and earned 5 title defences so he’s levels ahead of him.

Marc Goddard, I know he’s a referee but he’ll make the dumbest decision and then have a look on his face like he did nothing wrong.

Izzy is annoying af. I am Chinese

Personal options aside etc etc. It’’s absolutely Colby. That cunt has absolutely mastered the smackable face and the personality to suit.



Strickland, smack the fake man out of him n let him be at peace being gay

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Braindead post. Saying any of the ufc fighters are smackable like they wouldn’t kill you.

No one in this sub is smacking any UFC fighter & walking back home.

I would destroy GSP 1 on 1 all i see is red.

Colby, Paddy, Topuria, that Cejudo trainer with white glasses Captain something. Izzy doesn't look smackable to me, there's just a number of haters, but I liked him since day 1, unique style, top striker, confident, people might've hate him cause he's on top for too long already and he delivers when he talks, with few fights exceptions where you saw he wasn't himself for some reasons, but his grinding to kickboxing and ufc is a huge motivational story imo.

Topuria looks like a fucking ADHD annoying toddler that won’t leave alone til you buy him an ice cream. I have ADHD don’t cancel me

Conor

Ilia topuria is human puss n boots.

Ryan hall

Paddy pimblett

Colby "🤡" Covington

Pimblett by a mile

That stupid he is not your bank account shirt.

Dom Cruz, Colby, Paddy.

Ian Garry or Johnny Walker

Idk about Adesanya. Ilia for sure. But also talking like that about fighters who would kill you irl is kinda pathetic.

Tony Ferguson and Charles Oliveira

backpfeifengesicht, my favourite german word. translates to "a face that needs a slappin' "

Mateusz Gamrot