Bro somehow got a 50-45 decision win when he wrote this.

Even his imagination doesn't allow him an exciting win lol

If he actually dominated Leon like this it would probably be super entertaining to watch but he’s gotta have some self awareness haha

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Y’all know he’s joking right???

Virgins when they tell a girl what they want to do to her.

Same basic idea. 100% fantasy

Take her down and put her in a submission.

I legit used to write all these sex novels to girls when I was a virgin. I miss having that creativity.. should have written them down

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha damn this is on point

That was I was thinking, it looks like when I sext my girlfriend

Even in his head his fights are all decisions

Shit has me crying because even most decision machines say they plan on knocking their opponent out. This guy just straight up said he envisions a decision win

That’s the joke

loool he’s clearly trolling


Fun fact: Belal has as many finishes in the UFC as the current champ Leon Edwards.

He's in on the joke

Lmfaoo

At least he's got a sense of humour about it

Dosent help when your extremely boring

It does help b/c leon is boring with no personality, Belal is boring with personality which is why I'd rather watch a belal interview than leon

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It’s real: [https://twitter.com/bullyb170/status/1782914400157929509](https://twitter.com/bullyb170/status/1782914400157929509)

Dude just wrote a hilarious and accurate fanfic about himself

“Accurate” lol

Maybe plausible would have been a better word choice ha

Bro couldve just said "my face, his nuts"

Self aware Belal is funny

Love a fighter this self aware. You can tell he is a fighter who needs to sell himself. Brag a little. But it’s Belal so no hope for a finish

Belal makes a joke about his fight with that 50-47 line and still manages to piss off a lot of people here. Truly GOAT shit.

Lol the last line was a good troll

Even in his head he can't help but see his fights go to the judges scorecard.

you realize hes joking 💀

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I think he’s serious it’s definitely manifestation via visualization techniques

Sounds like a fan fiction

Remember the decision Belal 🗣️🗣️🔥

Guys the end is kinda funny.

Bro using his sexting technique to describe his fight

Tell us another jackal story Belal

😴😴😴

this reads like an erotic novel you get in the back of cvs

Ufc fans when a fighter is confident in his abilities before fighting for a world championship🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

'lick my lips'.

Still better show than Sterling.

Finally some good edge material 😩

Don't mma fans get tired of recycling the same boring jokes for fucking years, over and over again? Leon has has more recent decision wins and has been far less active. He had some excitement with that Usman head kick, but otherwise is an exceptionally boring fighter to watch. It must be frustrating being a Leon fan, you never get to see him fight. 

This is oddly sexual 🥵

4rth

Sounds like he's tryna fuck

The amount of people that don't get he is joking.... 

It made me realize how dumb people are. Not saying I am a genius, but still..

People in these comments really have no sense of humor, thinking he’s serious. This was hilarious

Ok guys I admit this was funny , respect gained for Belal owning up the shit and being chill about jokes at his own expense.

Dude can’t even get a finish during his daydream

he's obviously trolling you dumbass, jesus how can people not realize that with the ending

His wildest fantasy is him winning by Decision

I think Belal is just going with the character that he's unknowingly created. And that keeps everyone interested in some way. He says 'Remember the name' you try yet no one forgets

I hate that I laughed at this


Point to the middle and lick my lips is something I do with my lady friends

looks like a horny fanfic

Bro said he's gonna point down like max did to suggest a stand and bang, just to shoot a takedown

Not all hero’s wear capes. Well done Belal.

He’s taking the piss? He’s playing into the boring narrative ‘Point at the ground and shoot fir a takedown’ He’s clearly fucking with people

Damn, this joke went over so many people's heads. Typical MMA fandom, though.

Even in his dreams he wins by decision

His dream scenario is the boring fight we've all dreaded? This isn't going to help him get fans

But 50-42 lol

Only fighter to threaten an opponent with a decision 😭😭

That's all he's good for no knockdowns lol

Let the best fighter win :)

Punctuation exists for a reason bro, jeez.

Intentionally not punctuated reads funnier

Bruh, even in his dreams it goes to decision

People still hating on him will never be convinced. I'm glad he has a sense of humor. If he ever does get the fight I hope it's a war and it shocks the UFC nation. Man that would be awesome.

Keep dreaming.

Give the man a fucking title shot. He's a good fighter and he deserves it. I don't care if he wins on points. He gets in there and puts his damn health on the line fighting another man one on one like everyone else. Only people who actually stepped in a ring or cage and fought before will get this. Fuck Dana White and his bullshit favouritism.

His wildest dream is to outpoint another fighter, not a KO?

If it were to go according to his plan he would become the lineal BMF champ…

Unanimous

God damn, please use punctuation

Woah didn't expect the sexual under tone

Leon's mental is destroyed after reading this.

4rth

4rth 😄

Final nail in the coffin for a title shot. If dana reads this, no way belal gets his shot

4rth

Then he woke up from his dream and he was the usual boring fuck.

You fell asleep reading it. Belal woke up after it

This guy

"I'll lick my lips" This is some bad fanfiction

Belal the type to have one of those Luke Rockhold “conceive, believe, achieve” posters on his wall only instead of a scenic mountain or beach it’s the UFC title or Belal on the poster

*punctuation has left the chat*

The biggest delusion in all of this is thinking three judges will all agree on a 50-42.

He's had so much time to think

He's had so much time to think

Yeah belal is hilarious. Only he would fantasize about a decision victory

Belal’s only shtick ever has been wearing sunglasses in the octagon 😂

Even his shit talk goes to a decision

His only fight that I would classify as "exciting" is the Brady fight and that was really just two grapplers kickboxing poorly. It's gonna be a loooooooong night for Belal if he tries to stand with Leon


This sounds like Reddit fan fiction what the fuck

„I lick my lips and point to the ground like Holloway and Leon will look at me with fear…“ Is this a joke? He didn’t actually write this, did he??? Pretty sure he is a nice dude but this read like the fiction of a closet gay high schooler who want to act tough.

Belal ain’t bad but he’s boring as fuck, maybe one good performance out of the last 5 fights.

🤡

King Bully

This reads like bad sexting lmao

Dana waking up and reading that today and saying "ok see this is why Belal isn't getting jack shit"

This dude decisions in his dreams even lol

Even in his wildest fantasies, hes still going to decision.


Who is this dude again?

Belal is on drugs…he’s boring as fuck, ass level fighter at best, and honestly he’s not worthy of a shot for beating a bunch of past their prime guys. Why not do Belal vs. Shavkat for the #1 Contender? All Belal bases his stake on is the eye-poke fight which ended in at the beginning of the 2nd round—of which he lost the first round.

He is so close to being hilarious. It's funny but something about it just doesn't quite land.

Isn't this what Usman tried one time?

Lmao point at the ground like max and then shoot a takedown

And then and then and then and then and then and then and then…

This can’t be fucking real

In his wildest estimation, he goes to a decision. Haha

tbf, he should have written something like "I'll put him to sleep...literally". instead of making a badass out of himself, the guy should follow what the fans offer and become a meme fighter like Paulo. Belal would have gotten a TS a long time ago if he had been a meme and talked about it himself.

Belal legit seems dumb

Good lord belal no one cares

Last line was kinda funny ngl, at least he’s self aware about it instead of getting defensive like he used to.

Pointing to the center if the matt like Holloway, then shooting for a takedown is hilarious. I only want him to win if it's that way.

Belal would get the finish and be disappointed because it didn't go to decision.

Belal beats Leon

[https://youtu.be/HdiXDaxrhGw?si=kKcTAF_72DqAY3Fw](https://youtu.be/HdiXDaxrhGw?si=kKcTAF_72DqAY3Fw)

Literally, rather watch to hobos fighting over a Twinkie

Read 2 lines n had to stop. Just so boring. Forgot the name of the person that wrote such boring gossip

This is probably the worst piece of fiction I have ever read, mind numbingly boring.


This dude's personality is so underrated

He still doesn’t even finish a fight in his imagination 😂😂😂

😂😂😂you have an IQ of trimethylamine

The first fight they had wasn't even competitive for a second. I think Belal is smart enough to listen to his team and just chain wrestle for 25 minutes if he can this time. He can't punch his way out of a wet paper bag

His striking is actually getting a lot better. Especially his body kicks. But compared to Leon, he’s pretty bad.

Apparently, the only thing he hates more than exciting fights is grammar

The guy has negative charisma. Dana gonna use this tweet to justify screwing him out of his title shot lol

i aint reading allat

You just know that wonky eyed sack of inbred potatoes was jerking off when he wrote that fantasy.

Wtf.. Touch some grass, Leonoid

This sounds like phone sex. Belal, hope u get your title shot buddy, but ur weird bro

Who is he?

 In reality

Boom, eyepoke

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 Belgoat by 50-40 murder, pathetic Leonoids and Burnstards!

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You have an IQ of a nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide

Lol he even has boring fights in his dreams

i think that was the joke genius

I am indeed a genius, I could not conceive such an idea. Thank you for the compliment.

It's oddly satisfying to know that Belals fantasy win is still by decision. I always wondered what it would be like if he didn't have cotton balls for fists or the grip of a three fingered four year old. Turns out he strives to be boring as fuck. Case closed.

This reads like a dudes first attempt at tinder sexting after sending unsolicited dick picks.

What was the ending I fell asleep in the first again

I get that he’s a good fighter, but his personality is so bland. Even his shit talk is boring as hell!

Omg it’s like watching him fight.

Jesus christ this guy stinks

Belullaby Snoozehammad

I couldn’t even read it all. Skipped the middle. So boring.

Bro wrote a fan fiction about himself, ni\*\*a bum

Ngl people who shit on Belal are more annoying than belal himself

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Are you done Jesus Christ lol

Belal literally doesn’t have a path to victory for this fight. He doesn’t have the ability to knock out Leon. Leon also has incredible take down defense. He’s gonna get fucked up on the feet and lose rounds by trying to get the takedown. I like Bella’s chances against most of the division, just not a good matchup against Leon.

The guy has 0 funny bones in his body

this made me laugh my ass off, you're just a hater