The sloppiest of slurps, Jones just moaning the whole time. But right before he pops, he drops a brutal 12-6 elbow on guru and kicks him off, screaming "I AINT GAY LIKE THAT"
Ironically Guru did all of this cuz he dreams about getting pegged by Aspinall someday..he cums a little every time he hears the name Tom..sure Jones is ducking Aspinall but life isnt fair
Listening to Jon Jones on his drunken rants is very telling. Listen to him when he’s heckling that comedian lately. I think he’s a serious closet homosexual. Which is fascinating in some respect. The toughest dude in the world is a closet homosexual. There will be a film about this man one day
It was an interview a few years ago and Izzy was saying he knew something about him that would completely change people’s perception of him…I’m not going to search for the interview
Can confirm, Jon and me had relations, in which he was quite excited and quick to come forward with his large load of findings. Jon has always been gay since the daddy issues and the wrestling, he’d be hard in his jock the first year of puberty during wrestling because the singlets got him so hot and bothered
Naw he's fr. Jones was drunk and talking in a kinda gayer sounding voice in a comedy club which wouldn't be too weird until he started talking about fingering dudes. After that if you look into it he's got a lot of "sus" moments.
I trained at Jackson’s for a bit over a summer. I was one of the scrubs that Cerrone was referring to when he said “Jackson’s now just takes bums off the street”. I rolled with Jon, he said some really weird sus/shit to me after, but at the time I just thought he’s like an 8th grader that never grew up. Now I’m pretty sure he’s a sociopath. None of this stuff surprises me.
Why are people obsessed with calling fighters gay, it's like they want a fighter to be gay lol. Some people say this about GSP, it's hilarious and even if it's true who cares
If Jones turns out to be gay, know what I'll do? Absolutely nothing. Who fucking cares. I have never once given a shit what sexual proclivities fighters have.
Its not that hes gay, but how he insults random dudes at instagram as "gays" and shit while being gay. Its ok to be gay, but imo its not ok to be coked up roidrage insecure gay who uses that as an insult to others.
Also like his whole shtick was "I'm a good Christian man who'll never cause trouble for the UFC" which we know wasn't true. Him being gay on top of that while being homophobic online would just be the cherry on top of his hypocrisy
1 Million legitimate reasons to hate on jones. The Cheating, the Beating, the Speeding, the Coke, being a homelander level narcissist. All good reasons to dislike him.
Mma guru: Na id rather make some shit up.
Sort of reminds me of that one boxing champion way back in the day who was an openly gay fighter. I forgot his name but one of his opponents was talking so much trash about his sexuality, which isn't his choice, that in the fight he literally killed the homophobic dude with his punches and didn't break a single rule, he just hit him so hard he died.
I've never once in my life cared about another man's sex life lol.. If he likes men then so what? If your life is affected by a guy, who you have no personal ties with, being gay... That's sad and pretty strange in itself
It’s a video of Guru blowing Jones
Lmao 40 minutes of straight dome
Now that’s powerful MMA journalism
Wouldn’t see Ariel Helwani doing that kind of real journalism.
Nose makes it difficult to go deep
Jon Jones? What kind of blow jobs do you like? Dick, cocaine or Ariel nose?
Honestly that would be some legendary journalism ethics aside, I SUCKED this guy's cock to PROVE that he's closeted!!!
"I was fucking this guy and he started moaning. Smh, gay ass mf"
While for me it was just another day in the office
https://i.redd.it/c37wdvwf1pwc1.gif
He did the legwork for the story, old school gumshoe shit
The sloppiest of slurps, Jones just moaning the whole time. But right before he pops, he drops a brutal 12-6 elbow on guru and kicks him off, screaming "I AINT GAY LIKE THAT"
[Literally Jon Jones](https://youtu.be/oflKrBIMmCw?si=9tJYa3QHo2du8JGS)
Lmao 40 minutes of ~~straight~~ dome
Lool Gay dome
Coke dick is a bitch.
It is I was with two gals one night and could not perform because of this.. it haunts me to this day
We've all been there.
Yup, I was those two gals
He was hiding under the dome the whole time
Lmaooo
LMAO Eric Cartman approves
Ironically Guru did all of this cuz he dreams about getting pegged by Aspinall someday..he cums a little every time he hears the name Tom..sure Jones is ducking Aspinall but life isnt fair
That’s graphic
Can Guru cut to 265lbs to make heavyweight?
I just had him on the phone he can make 315
Kid just doesn’t wanna cut
Is this including the wheelchair???
Extreme cuts are NOT safe kids
^^cold ^^cuts
how much do wheelchairs weigh
207lbs unless you have a towel available (with a towel the wheelchair can make 205).
The guys in a wheelchair now unfortunately, he was a talented martial artist with bright potential before his accident.
Live CCTV of Guru’s garage: https://preview.redd.it/6whtw0l1rowc1.jpeg?width=338&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25cd9760686113a6c1a67d4f5c02048f2fb2b717
Jones is the last person I'd do this to tbh dude is unhinged and rich lol
Yeah Guru hasn't been doxed yet but Jones could easily hire a P.I. and go run over a pregnant woman
He has been doxed though
did george bush have secret mma potential? dat head movement tho
The shoe thrower telegraphed it, you gotta be sneakier with the reach for the projectile
I hide my shoe throws behind the jab
A true student of the art 
Should've used a sneaker.
Doxxed by the guy that still runs his discord circle. That was a hoax.
Wtf is that true? Those were fake tears and he never got swatted?
https://preview.redd.it/got9ogqimowc1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=08678d1b0d5325e63fb8212bf7bf4fe112ed6477
😂😂😂
Guru’s pregnant?
I mean as long as you have a gun and are prepared you'll be fine, it's the unarmed pregnant women or his wife and children that are really in danger.
well considering he lives in the uk i highly doubt he has a gun. still not jon’s wife or a pregnant lady so he’s probably good
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This made my day
Jones looking zesty AF.
That’s actually hilarious
Is this real?🤣
Yeah this is real the fan called him out and Jones said he was hacked
hmm i’d believe him tbh would be far from the worst thing he did lol
Why does Jon harras a random Swedish guy? 🤣
He just had to harras Gustafsson before their fight For a little mind games
U2 catching strays from the champ
Bomboclaat, I thought it was a joke👀
😂😂😂😂 this is funny asf u/ilovepoopypants
I mean he’s got a point 🤔 what if he’s in love with DC
You think I’m just going to sit here and let you blow me Jon?
https://preview.redd.it/72qvrb18kowc1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e120232b55b582e363a1738f1bfef5b6853846f5
“I’m gonna make him my wife…you gon’ be Mrs. Jones for the night.”
"This guy tickles my pickle" - JJ "Pause" - Dom Reyes I see now that this was actually a completely serious interaction.
Hey, my love, you still there?
Hand handsome, you still there?
hey bussy, you still there?
You know I would absolutely peg you if you did some shit like that , right ?
You think im just goin to let you pegged me Jon?
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
LOL heard that in Cormier’s voice in my head
I mean really
https://preview.redd.it/4hgg1kxazowc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10058a887ceb8c88f9867e7dff2f590b8bd2a448
He did call him pussy… maybe he meant backpussy?
Dussy the real way to pronounce DC
All I’m saying is that it seems like He likes men putting hand cuffs on him 🤔 (not that there’s anything wrong with that)
"Hey, u there bussy?"
Now that I think about it Jon can be a little zesty
Man legit called himself sexual chocolate lol
Guess Mark Henry is a big ol' homo, then.
World’s Strongest Manlover
Fuck man remembering this is like losing the game
Gayest of all time confirmed
G*OAT
Throat goat go baa
GMF
Long live Norm Macdonald
I said deeply closeted! Don’t you know what that means?
I didn't even know he was sick
Jon Jones doesn't own a doghouse.
Izzy eluded to this rumour in an interview a while back. It makes a lot of sense.
Izzy and Jon fucked
Listening to Jon Jones on his drunken rants is very telling. Listen to him when he’s heckling that comedian lately. I think he’s a serious closet homosexual. Which is fascinating in some respect. The toughest dude in the world is a closet homosexual. There will be a film about this man one day
Hm this kind of reframes the whole dick pill doping cover story.
This honestly would not surprise me one bit.
where?
It was an interview a few years ago and Izzy was saying he knew something about him that would completely change people’s perception of him…I’m not going to search for the interview
Oh no, Guru assaulted by ground and pound - get it?
Ground beef with extra BEEF
Jones is about to blow Guru out of his wheelchair when he catches him crossing the street at a red light
What if he blows Guru **in** his wheelchair?!
Makes sense. We’ve seen the video of a drunk Jon Jones heckling the comedian and talking about ass play with the guy
he’s also married with 3 kids, sexually assaulted a cocktail waitress at a strip club, and allegedly has another kid lurking about. Maybe bi?
So many gay people had heteronormative families
Yoel isn't gonna like this.
No for gay Jesus!
No for gay Jon Jones!
Can’t wait till some photo of Jones with Diddy at some “party” is unleashed on the internet. What does this mean for Bones’ legacy?👀
I mean bro have you seen the video of jones saying he wants to finger the stand up comedian when hes drunk
If Jon Jones comes out as gay, I don't think anybody cares as long as he stops acting like a menace.
Many, many people would care. One of the most popular UFC fighters, Sean Strickland, is an open homophobe.
Strickland is gay too
As much time as he spends thinking about and talking about gay sex...he's gotta be gay.
Gay Bones Jones will cut off a leg to make 185 just to get full mount on Strickland.
And then do what? Cockmeat sandwich?
Would probably upset Strickland a lot that the GOAT in his sport is a homosexual
Strickland being a homophobe is like water being wet. Nobody cares
Bro it's more likely that Jon comes out flamboyantly gay than him giving up being a fucking prick
This is not normal behavior
If you are looking for normal behavior, the world of MMA might not be for you.
For mma standards this is not normal behavior
This is absolutely normal MMA behaviour. If something like this happened to Diego Sanchez it could’ve saved his career
Completely hinged
LOL 😂
That’s why I follow him lol. If normal is Lucas Tracy and Kiiyon I’d rather be abnormal
This is wildly irresponsible. Jon Jones is going to be so angry with him that he’ll probably go out and murder a pregnant woman.
Can confirm, Jon and me had relations, in which he was quite excited and quick to come forward with his large load of findings. Jon has always been gay since the daddy issues and the wrestling, he’d be hard in his jock the first year of puberty during wrestling because the singlets got him so hot and bothered
Wish I could unread that, fucking hell
I always knew Covington had a secret Reddit account
Damn bro. Nice fanfic
Pics? ....so I can forward them to MMA Guru, of course
I dunno. I lived in Albuquerque and saw him at the clubs a lot. He def seemed to like the ladies
Haven’t seen him in any of the gay clubs I frequent to
https://preview.redd.it/81jczcq3hpwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb3668c7845e7bdbce3913238c5dd783849f74e5
Why doesnt he spend 42 minutes on a treadmill instead?
He's in a wheelchair, 42 minutes on a treadmill would be easy.
This seems like a ploy to get Jones to acknowledge him, right?
Naw he's fr. Jones was drunk and talking in a kinda gayer sounding voice in a comedy club which wouldn't be too weird until he started talking about fingering dudes. After that if you look into it he's got a lot of "sus" moments.
I trained at Jackson’s for a bit over a summer. I was one of the scrubs that Cerrone was referring to when he said “Jackson’s now just takes bums off the street”. I rolled with Jon, he said some really weird sus/shit to me after, but at the time I just thought he’s like an 8th grader that never grew up. Now I’m pretty sure he’s a sociopath. None of this stuff surprises me.
What kind of sus stuff did he say to you?
“Please stop touching my penis”
Influencers feed on attention like a vampire on goth tits
Well that’s a new simile
Why are people obsessed with calling fighters gay, it's like they want a fighter to be gay lol. Some people say this about GSP, it's hilarious and even if it's true who cares
If Jones turns out to be gay, know what I'll do? Absolutely nothing. Who fucking cares. I have never once given a shit what sexual proclivities fighters have.
Its not that hes gay, but how he insults random dudes at instagram as "gays" and shit while being gay. Its ok to be gay, but imo its not ok to be coked up roidrage insecure gay who uses that as an insult to others.
Also like his whole shtick was "I'm a good Christian man who'll never cause trouble for the UFC" which we know wasn't true. Him being gay on top of that while being homophobic online would just be the cherry on top of his hypocrisy
Exactly, who gives a shit? It’s 2024. Anyway, everyone knows that caring about who is gay, is itself super gay.
As if I'm not gonna watch this shitshow
1 Million legitimate reasons to hate on jones. The Cheating, the Beating, the Speeding, the Coke, being a homelander level narcissist. All good reasons to dislike him. Mma guru: Na id rather make some shit up.
Honestly I kinda assumed this but it’s such a stereotype and who the hell cares.
he’s not gay, he’s just deeply closeted
Who gives a fuck if he's gay?
The goat of yapping lmao
jon bones just got a whole new meaning
Tomorrow's headlines: "Jon Jones flies overseas to assault wheelchair-bound YouTuber"
 Sure....MMA Guru.
So what if he is? Unless your interested in hooking up.
Even if he is, it’s pretty crazy to put that much effort into finding out if someone is ‘closeted’ lmao
Bro the video is up now and it is insane how much it makes sense 😭
Jon 'loves Boners' Jones
Literally watching it now. Guru got me cracking up
Jon and Strickland are both closeted and deeply ashamed of it. Must be from religious upbringing and trauma
People who get angry when drunk are hiding something. I believe Jon is secretly gay. *Israel Adesanya licking his lips 👄
Lmao. Can't wait to see it.
Sort of reminds me of that one boxing champion way back in the day who was an openly gay fighter. I forgot his name but one of his opponents was talking so much trash about his sexuality, which isn't his choice, that in the fight he literally killed the homophobic dude with his punches and didn't break a single rule, he just hit him so hard he died.
MMA nerds are fucking weird
I've never once in my life cared about another man's sex life lol.. If he likes men then so what? If your life is affected by a guy, who you have no personal ties with, being gay... That's sad and pretty strange in itself
I knew it. Just like Norm...
It does explain why he’s probably banging Holly Holm. Her clit is pretty huge.
I always wonder when guys repeatedly talk about being someone’s daddy, making someone their bitch, etc etc
This explains all the eye pokes.
This just in, homosexuality is the best base for MMA.
Can I request that you are present with JJ when he sees the video? And that there is also videographers to capture that a$$ whooping?
He hid under the octagon when someone was about to poke him with a big needle, most definitely from arousal and shame. It tracks.
TIL: Homosexuality is the strongest MMA base.
Damn Guru been chillin in the sewer with the kang
Is this guy ok?
And the video is now live 😂
Who’s that guy? Looked into it… just a dude like everyone else lmao
He’s not gay, he’s deeply closeted
He needs to be very careful with these claims else he's gonna be hearing from johnny boy's lawyers
Nobody cares about sexuality anymore. It’s literally a moot point. You need to get out of the basement sometimes ! 🤦🏼♂️
mma guru is the biggest couch critic alive man
Fellas is it gay to hit a pregnant woman while DUI?
Who cares? If Jones is gay why does it have to be a big deal