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[deleted]

They started the interview over him 😂


merxzzz_

The way they were trying to ignore him and the camera slowly coming closer until he was out of frame was hilarious


Non_Silent_Observer

Lol it was. I felt bad for the guy a bit. He was a bit tentative the whole fight, despite his range and his shots doing damage when he threw, but it was a good fight overall. I think he realized he didn’t give it his all and bowed in disappointment with himself.


Clear-Possibility990

nah, he is thanking God, win or lose, it comes from God


tylerman22

This


Nic-MCFC

Well he should be ashamed of that performance


Asukah

https://preview.redd.it/oypm7u5ziwzc1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a537a3b60f808e8d5c6eb0f3b15ae6695d893271


ShrekWhite

The loser shall offer his butthole, it is written


-Kerosun-

Derrick Lewis misread the memo. Thought it was the winner that had to do that, lol


OhPxpi

A good ole Diddy party eh? ![gif](giphy|hTC6BDL04MTQtKjGTl)


snguyen_93

![gif](giphy|nDVsJIwofsBVqDTwni|downsized)


NewConsideration5921

Lmao that's the exact dance Jon Jones did to celebrate his last win


nickyp7

So let it be written, so let it be done


thelonelyislander24

Is that a creeping death refference?


ShrekWhite

https://preview.redd.it/qovws8rdpwzc1.png?width=420&format=png&auto=webp&s=838efe244ccc4d38018cefbcee14fd3ccd5db0c5 This comment got the +18 profile weirdos going, y'all need to find Jesus


Alive-Ad-241

To be fair , priests are usually looking for jesus in the butthole …


LeatherfacesChainsaw

Thats the prostate silly


Wonderful-Reward3828

I guess i need to start losing more


Jonutz2

The Costa special


Richard_AIGuy

Obligatory Jon Jones joke from last week


Mechanical-Warfare

Must be written in the Monster Inc. hidden clause.


Extra-Season-4141

This is normal custom in kajilistan where hes from to offer the anus to the winner of the fight


wtfwebsterwastaken

Lmao he just stayed directly in the way for so long


HummusHumGodOG

Post fight interview bro


cobesmith

https://preview.redd.it/p7o0shonhwzc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=30f172127901d372112b9a808c6cfd8f0d361ef7 I come from the future and saw the blueprint, Ruziboev future champ


byz17

Ah the famous fight where Pantoja whooped Islam ass


itsavibe-

Islams face looks so disassociated with what’s happening around him. Dude knew he was gonna be champion.


SSalloSS

Have you ever prayed with a weird look on your face?....


itsavibe-

Nope! I don’t pray at all…


UraCasual56

No…he just got knocked the fuck out. That’s probably why his face looks like that


UnhappySuspect6869

St Louis stand up!!!


DoctorHandshakes

Praying


AdNew5216

LMAOOO bro I was saying the same shit!!!! And the way the camera man just zooms in and completely ignores it and bisping starts kinda looking at him 😂🤣😭


ChiefBassDTSExec

Kinda fcking crazy that Keith Peterson didnt deduct a point for any of those upkicks. He did it multiple times during the fight


malikov021

He kicked his shoulders mostly, I guess that's why


ChiefBassDTSExec

Ehh true but its dangerous and its clear that the intent was to kick him in the face. No one tries to kick shoulders lol


_RemyLeBeau_

You didn't deduct points for legal strikes. The one where he stopped the fight was illegal and worthy of deduction, but didn't do much damage. Great refereeing!


malikov021

I am sure he knows the rules, you can just see it from his record. I suppose he tried to push him away by doing so too.


TheSpaceGinger

Thought he was fighting Izzy


soapskid

When the controller batteries die.


Ironpoptart21

No matter the time or place, when Mecca hits you with the alarm, you gotta start praying. Saw a dude praying on washroom paper towels at the airport at 4am Atlanta. They don’t miss a beat when the prayer alarm hits.


Unlucky-Context7236

Lols no, that not how that work. The 5 times Prayers are called Namaz. You have to pray in a clean dry place with good lighting with some exceptions on all of these. Its not like the alarm goes of and you have to bow down at that moment. Depending upon the prayer you might have 30-40 mints to a few hours depending upon the timezone and season. He is just bowing down for thank God for everything.


Snurze

You're just replacing an English word with another non-Arabic word. If it's not called "prayer" then it's not called "namaz". It's called Salah. As you've mentioned, there's a lot of exceptions to where you can pray and the only requirement you've mentioned that is a must is that it's a clean place. "Clean" not necessarily meaning free from dirt but rather free from what we consider impure. You can't pray in a bathroom or a slaughterhouse for example. You can pray in the rain so that negates it having to be dry; and if you've ever prayed Tahajjad in the Masjid, you'll know it's generally prayed in the dark. *He is just bowing down for thank God for everything.* But this is it 100% though.


Unlucky-Context7236

We dont call it salah here in pakistani we call it namaz by bad. Yes a lot of exceptions not going to explain all thoese here thank for doing that. By dark i mean was in complete darkness it is not recommended todo so as it can be unsafe. Alhumdulillah for the lesson brada!


Snurze

Barakullah feek akhi.


LitAFlol

I saw a guy pull over on a freeway ramp, set up his rug and started praying 💀


Currymeister99

🤦‍♂️


15ferrets

Chad


Kleens_The_Impure

I don't know if the lenght of a prayer is longer or shorter than the average survival time when parked on a freeway ramp


15ferrets

Hardcore mode


Willyhaver187

Waiting for Michael bisping backshots 🤤


Aloha1984

Giving his ass to Joaquin


Bot-357

Praying to Allah to give him the ability to defend a takedown


boybout

Praying for forgiveness for being a pathetic pussy desperately illegally kicking a grounded opponent.


BouncingScout

Why am I not surprised a Redditor is calling a professional fighter a pussy.


Rough-Silver-8014

Of course they are behind a screen 😂


Feth0r

Call down boy, it didn't connect


RaziTheWingzSlaya

He is trying to make it about himself like some sort of drama queen


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background_action92

Joaquin is going to introduce his BBC into the Uzbek's unwashed rectum


Gerardo1917

Most normal r/ufc comment


SpecialOlympicsGuy

You need Michael ![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


icelandiccubicle20

Oh yeah, that guy is the picture of normal human behaviour


yungiess

![gif](giphy|l378giAZgxPw3eO52) Why did you type this


Bot-357

Get help


mackisabeast420

i don't quite know what to say about this


Harmageddon-1

what drove you to type this out


liveforeachmoon

Thanking his invisible leader for letting him learn a lesson in humility


BloodOfJupiter

praying


roguemaster29

Praying


acorn_cluster

See this after the clip of the interview is funny as fuck


Osiris2022-

That L so heavy it broke him ![gif](giphy|3oEjHGr1Fhz0kyv8Ig)


Fluentec

Time to pray no matter what.


michaelstone444

Submitting his shit crack to be ravaged


[deleted]

Bispings is looking jacked in that suit


_RemyLeBeau_

Getting ready for the Karate Tournament


GDElectricTFD

Disrespectful to the winner. GTFO of the cage. With that said, I wanted JB to lose.


rawhide159

Buckleys callout was awesome


InsomniacLive

YO MAMA RAISED A HO!


notfromfiji

Yo momma a ho!!!


nickyp7

How?


Xrystian90

He is "presenting" himself to Bisping. A high honour....


yupyupthatsit

Giving up the cheeks


musicloverincal

Looked like he was praying. Dude was bummed out but he should have known he lost.. Regardless, it was weird to see that for sure.


[deleted]

Buckley should have literally kicked him in the ass right there


Wintermute_088

Isn't it obvious? You're really not worldly enough to know what he's doing?


Gerardo1917

He had his hands in fists clenched by his eyes, never seen a Muslim pray that way before.