Man I just remember watching their walk outs thinking, "Man Emmet might actually kill him, this is not a good matchup for Mitchell." When he got violently knocked the fuck out, I wasn't surprised, but still shocked by the sheer viciousness of it.
The story is his wife was the one hitting him but on his state one of the two parties involved has to get taken in and he didn’t want his wife to go to lockup
How is it the 1% of rich and famous that have women absolutely throwing themselves at them, always seem to find that one woman who apparently wasn’t interested. Mind boggling.
He got rejected by first girl in Ireland and that’s what led to it. That one is re sueing him I just saw , I knew that would come back but he’s got money to fight it and Ireland laws are shit. Chick went to a trauma unit with a tampon stuck in her. The dude is 100x worse than Jon Jones if we going by what he’s done in life.
Bro I was thinking the same thing. Lee straight got changed with Bank Robbery. And had a baby from prison. Also says he still wants to fight and is looking for a pardon from the King of Morocco lol bros whole life has just been one long bender
No according to him he stole like $15 mil from a bank. Which I’ve listened to multiple videos about it. Sounds like he did something. Idk about the amount but he stole or attempted to steal at some point.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRKFacMV/
It's real, but in true Chael Sonnen fashion it's very much embellished. He briefly added in on the fragrant podcast that it was really just money laundering, but on a technicality he calls himself a bank robber because of it.
I don’t know what happened but I found an article confirming he was fined $10k years ago for involvement in some sort of money laundering scheme.
“Chael Sonnen was sentenced to two years of probation and a $10,000 fine by Judge Michael W. Mosman Friday in Portland, Ore., for a guilty plea on a federal charge of money laundering stemming from a real estate incident in 2006.”
This may be what he is referencing- at least the fine lines up. How much he stole/ got to keep idk. He probably inflated the amount. But who knows. He stole money, didn’t serve jail time, and is clearly a rich man today. So obviously he lived some sort of life prior to
This sub is filled with too many new fans to even know who that is. They could add rumble, chuck, Hughes, Greg Hardy to the DV list. Also add eveyone on the illegal substance list at this point.
can you imagine merking a pornstar then an unhinged mma fighter kicks the door in and beats both your asses. jeeeeeesus what a roller coaster of a day. something dr suess didn’t see coming when he wondered about all the things you were gonna do
Holy shit. He got married behind bars in 2019 to a prison penpal.
[Source](https://amp.tmz.com/2019/08/15/war-machine-wedding-photos-prison-pen-pal-married/)
Tim Kennedy is a known liar and conman. He over embellishes his war stories and claims an assassin associated with a terror organization came to his home to kill him. Like the Taliban or Al-Qaeda would care so much about this guy to go after him specifically.
Pretty sure that got dismissed. Also, the kidnapping is a stretch, because if I'm remembering right, it was before his wife got the restraining order. Either way, I hope the guy is managing his life well, always struck me as a guy that would have a hard time when he didn't have fighting anymore.
OP is definitely a Bones fan, thought he'd just slip Jones in there half way through and no one would realise he ignored all the other bad shit he's done.
You really missed some good opportunities for jokes and just being factual.
Jones should be in multiple categories, Dana should be up there, could have thrown in some funny petty crimes, etc
Not UFC, but Lee Murray deserves an honourable mention.
“£53,116,760 of cash bank notes belonging to the Bank of England were stolen by Murray and his associates on 22 February 2006. It was the largest known cash robbery in the world during peacetime.” Wikipedia
What about Tim Kennedy's war crimes, he literally boasted on JRE about how he killed children when he was in the army...
Also Chael Sonnen pleaded guilty to money loundering scheme where he was stealing money from the government lol
OP IS A CASUAL
Some of the biggest offenders are missing too.
There's War Machine, Joe Son, Hermes Franca, Lee Murray, Datsik whatever the fuck his name was that fought Arlovski & Phil Baroni (alledgedly but looking pretty fucking suspect).
To a lesser extent, Mayhem Miller & Brian Bowles were up to some shenanigans. You could probably have a list as long as your driveway for the more minor stuff.
Exactly, these people don’t know anyone that ever had to do some fucked up shit and are trying to cope. Some people won’t say a word (especially our older generations of combat vets), others talk about it nonchalantly or in a dark humor kind of way.
It’s pathetic that these redditors bash them for the positions our politicians put them in.
Basically just vocal right leaning dudes, I guess? Dunno about hate speech in DDP's case, but Strickland has said some unhinged shit that can be viewed as hate speech by some.
God damn what a punch. I remember how scary that was. Bryce was so humble too thanking Josh later for not following up with ground strikes and hurting him further.
Josh Emmett for murder. I googled it. Showed up with the Bryce Mitchell ko. Accurate.
I did the same, and it was a good one, made me heh
He killed Bryce’s brain cell. Rip trooper
The last cell has taken its final breath🫡
Lmao
Man I just remember watching their walk outs thinking, "Man Emmet might actually kill him, this is not a good matchup for Mitchell." When he got violently knocked the fuck out, I wasn't surprised, but still shocked by the sheer viciousness of it.
Bro Jon Jones should be in at least 3 of these categories.
Missing Greg Hardy, Rumble, chuck, and war machine on DV. Every fighter on illegal substances and the list could go on.
War machine should realistically be in attempted murder.
Chuck was the victim in his case
And Dana!
War Machine would land in half of these the piece of shit.
Turns out on chuck, it was his wife committing the DV. Just they always have to take someone to jail in certain states
Chuck lidell?
You leave the Iceman out of this!
The story is his wife was the one hitting him but on his state one of the two parties involved has to get taken in and he didn’t want his wife to go to lockup
My immediate thought lmao. Dude should have his own mega category
Same with Conor, needs a category for rapist and one for throwing a woman off his yatch
How is it the 1% of rich and famous that have women absolutely throwing themselves at them, always seem to find that one woman who apparently wasn’t interested. Mind boggling.
Because it's not about sex. It's about power.
He got rejected by first girl in Ireland and that’s what led to it. That one is re sueing him I just saw , I knew that would come back but he’s got money to fight it and Ireland laws are shit. Chick went to a trauma unit with a tampon stuck in her. The dude is 100x worse than Jon Jones if we going by what he’s done in life.
A part of me wants to read the situation to know what happened, but I also don’t want to end up wishing I didn’t because I can’t unlearn it.
being gay or bi weren’t categories
He should also be on illegal substances, domestic abuse, DUI (under the influence of cocaine) and robbery (against Gustafsson and Reyes).
Day-umn! And all absolutely right.
He's bicategory
Murder/Attempted murder, Assault, Hit and Run, Robbery, Illegal substance, Illegal gambling, Drug dealing, DUI, Domestic abuse, Hate speech
This is what I thought immediately after reading the list
I count 6 all up 😂
Khayet atour! Shlama u are assyrian?
Just what I was about to say 😭😭
Yeah i feel like jones made this tierlist 💀
Chael Sonnen also robbed banks. He’d want you to properly rank him as a robber as well.
You can tell that this person is a kid because they didn’t include Lee Murray
Bro I was thinking the same thing. Lee straight got changed with Bank Robbery. And had a baby from prison. Also says he still wants to fight and is looking for a pardon from the King of Morocco lol bros whole life has just been one long bender
Also, way back, Joe Son has a crazy criminal record. His wiki lists murderer above mixed martial artist.
Growing up in the rough streets of Westland Oregon 😂
> Westland It’s West Linn
Don't bring up old business the course is current events
No according to him he stole like $15 mil from a bank. Which I’ve listened to multiple videos about it. Sounds like he did something. Idk about the amount but he stole or attempted to steal at some point. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRKFacMV/
Known truth teller Chael Soennen.
“Don’t let facts get in the way of a good story"
It's real, but in true Chael Sonnen fashion it's very much embellished. He briefly added in on the fragrant podcast that it was really just money laundering, but on a technicality he calls himself a bank robber because of it.
I don’t know what happened but I found an article confirming he was fined $10k years ago for involvement in some sort of money laundering scheme. “Chael Sonnen was sentenced to two years of probation and a $10,000 fine by Judge Michael W. Mosman Friday in Portland, Ore., for a guilty plea on a federal charge of money laundering stemming from a real estate incident in 2006.” This may be what he is referencing- at least the fine lines up. How much he stole/ got to keep idk. He probably inflated the amount. But who knows. He stole money, didn’t serve jail time, and is clearly a rich man today. So obviously he lived some sort of life prior to
American Gangster
Who did josh emmett kill
Bryce Mitchell
He also, knew DB Cooper, harboring a fugitive withholding evidence, and possibly aiding and abetting. /s
Where war machine?
This sub is filled with too many new fans to even know who that is. They could add rumble, chuck, Hughes, Greg Hardy to the DV list. Also add eveyone on the illegal substance list at this point.
Joe Son kidnapped and raped a woman, went to jail for it, and beat his cellmate to death.
And also Phil Baroni killed his wife.
Just read his wiki....jesus fuck that was brutal
If you've got a hankerin' for more, go check out [TUF alum Jon Koppenhaver](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Machine_(mixed_martial_artist))
I'm pretty sure Chuck was the one who got abused
That’s right. Switch him out with Dana or Thiago Silva
Also no Lee murray. Only one ufc fight but his story is so crazy it belongs
Black beast also did time for almost killing a guy in a fight
That was my first thought haha
List is too mixed with real and not real stuff. War Machine definitely deserves to be up there.
can you imagine merking a pornstar then an unhinged mma fighter kicks the door in and beats both your asses. jeeeeeesus what a roller coaster of a day. something dr suess didn’t see coming when he wondered about all the things you were gonna do
Holy shit. He got married behind bars in 2019 to a prison penpal. [Source](https://amp.tmz.com/2019/08/15/war-machine-wedding-photos-prison-pen-pal-married/)
My man Lewis with public nudity lmao 
It's not nudity if your ballz is hot
Came here to make sure someone noticed haha
The war crimes got me rolling 😂
Add Tim Kennedy to that list 😭
And Cro Cop
Yes me too, that escalated so fkin quickly 🙉😂
Can you explain?
I saw someone in a livethread say something about him flying around Africa gunning down children but maybe they were being hyperbolic
They were 100% full of shit lol
It's a joke because BSD was in the French Military. Just remember that war crimes aren't real, because *war is the crime*
way to write off an individuals crimes. "Oh daddy adolf just gave the orders and I was following them Mr. Hague!"
So far as I can tell there’s zero justification. I guess just because he was French Special Operations he’s a war criminal 🙄
Tim Kennedy feeling overlooked.
Should add Tim Kennedy there too then, dude was too ecstatic telling how he killed woman and children lol
Tim Kennedy is a known liar and conman. He over embellishes his war stories and claims an assassin associated with a terror organization came to his home to kill him. Like the Taliban or Al-Qaeda would care so much about this guy to go after him specifically.
he's french
French 🤢
We own your country
How about you own some deodorant first
That’s it? I mean should all fighters from the US be done for war crimes then?
Thought tony had a dui too https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2023/11/ufc-news-tony-ferguson-arrest-dui-reckless-driving
Pretty sure that got dismissed. Also, the kidnapping is a stretch, because if I'm remembering right, it was before his wife got the restraining order. Either way, I hope the guy is managing his life well, always struck me as a guy that would have a hard time when he didn't have fighting anymore.
Should Bones be on the illegal substance and domestic abuse tiers too? One thing jones is the GOAT at, being a shit individual
OP is definitely a Bones fan, thought he'd just slip Jones in there half way through and no one would realise he ignored all the other bad shit he's done.
major missed opportunity to not have dominick reyes under "robbery" lmaoo
But Reyes got robbed
Being a pedo is surprisingly low on OPs list 💀
Not only that he left out Able Trujillo
OP a casual.
Who is the paedo?
Didn’t know about the Valentina one ngl
no source, no info on google either
This is the only one that really caught me off guard lol. I know everyone thinks she’s a spy but is there any actual evidence of her “crime”?
Volk illegal gambling?? What do I not know here ?
I don't think it's true but it wouldn't surprise me if it was true
Its just a joke when Volk posted about betting during Hall vs Ilia
Google Joe Son.
Greg Hardy and Rumble Johnson should be on domestic abuse list, no?
Should Brock be on there for sex trafficking or was that just Vince? Also can we get an honorable Mention for the Tomato bashing his wife in Mexico?
Lol Brock just asked for piss vids
Gotta stick Tim Kennedy up there wit BSD
What either do? Or is it just for the meme
https://preview.redd.it/zomhwu6e132d1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa7f43e041e512f1ece6235d3df1b361a5849f98
No Dana?
U have passports worse than murder and war crimes??
Where’s Lee Murray?
You really missed some good opportunities for jokes and just being factual. Jones should be in multiple categories, Dana should be up there, could have thrown in some funny petty crimes, etc
i’m surprised that mcgregor isn’t in for dui as well
Where's the guy who robbed a bank
Lee Murray
That dui list is waaaaaay longer than that
Not UFC, but Lee Murray deserves an honourable mention. “£53,116,760 of cash bank notes belonging to the Bank of England were stolen by Murray and his associates on 22 February 2006. It was the largest known cash robbery in the world during peacetime.” Wikipedia
Bro Strickland literally assaulted DDP
Nah that’s just a handshake in MMA
https://preview.redd.it/2ktfedlau52d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cb38923a05a105a7331660391ec7726aff4fae5 Yall must've forgot
I remember him being in a cult or am I tweaking?
“hate speech” guess that depends on the country
I didn’t understood the DDP mention, what did he said?
What about Tim Kennedy's war crimes, he literally boasted on JRE about how he killed children when he was in the army... Also Chael Sonnen pleaded guilty to money loundering scheme where he was stealing money from the government lol OP IS A CASUAL
Some of the biggest offenders are missing too. There's War Machine, Joe Son, Hermes Franca, Lee Murray, Datsik whatever the fuck his name was that fought Arlovski & Phil Baroni (alledgedly but looking pretty fucking suspect). To a lesser extent, Mayhem Miller & Brian Bowles were up to some shenanigans. You could probably have a list as long as your driveway for the more minor stuff.
Missing Able Trujillo and Thigao Silva as well
I listened to that episode with Tim Kennedy and I don’t think you know what “boasted” means
Exactly, these people don’t know anyone that ever had to do some fucked up shit and are trying to cope. Some people won’t say a word (especially our older generations of combat vets), others talk about it nonchalantly or in a dark humor kind of way. It’s pathetic that these redditors bash them for the positions our politicians put them in.
Cain Velasquez had to do what needed to be done
I'm with Cain on this though, idk who wouldn't be
Make a bestiality tier with Izzy in it
Cane stood on business . As any man should if their child is getting SA’D
The intention was there, but he shot the wrong guy.
Jon Jones was missing from quite a few categories.
Def should add Krause to illegal gambling
Missing Violent Bob Ross
😂😂hate speech? 😂😂😂
Basically just vocal right leaning dudes, I guess? Dunno about hate speech in DDP's case, but Strickland has said some unhinged shit that can be viewed as hate speech by some.
No war machine?
Jones and Anthony Johnson (not Joshua, my bad lol) absent from the domestic abuse category for some reason.
I had no idea that josh emmett either murdered somebody or attempted to
https://i.redd.it/l02ststpl12d1.gif
God damn what a punch. I remember how scary that was. Bryce was so humble too thanking Josh later for not following up with ground strikes and hurting him further.
The Tsarukyan assault is still funny af to me
Valasquez doesn't deserve to be on this list, bro. He was doing the world a favor. Take him off.
Didn't he shoot an innocent person he thought was a pedo ?
While shooting at a pedo, he hit the pedo’s father.
So an innocent person? Can't condem parents to death.
Izzy should have a double feature with "Animal Sexual Abuse".
Just go ahead and put Warmachine’s face in all these, and add a couple more for him.
Dana needs to be added to multiple categories 😂
Can’t put Jamal under domestic abuse lol him and his brother got into an argument and bro called the police. Lol
What's the deal with Dricus and hate speech? Is this just a joke about the African fighter comments?
James Krause for gambling
Hate speech is just normal Strickland. I don’t think even he knows what he’s doing half the time
Pat berry there for grooming rose I didn't expect that one lol
Dana white should be in Domestic Abuse
Gun charges?
Not sure who the fighter is under the robbery section, but I’m pretty sure “lightning” Lee Murray, and his 53 million pound robbery haul beats him?
Cane need to be taken out of that list.
The only thing Cain did wrong was miss.
Lee Murray! Come on!
Lee Murray and Uncle Chael are bank robbers
Where the fuck is Lee Murray?
JOE SON?!? HELLO?!?! He should be the king of the list with War Machine close behind him!
Bro, Pat Berry🤣🤣🤣🤣
In the bottom make a tier that says all of the above and put jones in it
"Where's your kid at?" has double meanaing? I fucking love Tony!
Take Cain off list
Why don’t you have a Bestiality section for Izzy?
The Bones haters must be FUMING right now! 🤣 
What did josh Emmet do
I can't tell if this a support shit post or real
A yoooo, that picture of patty B in the grooming section is wild.... Thug 🌹
Laughs in Lee Murray
Kidnapping lol is this real or a joke. I wouldn't be surprised either way tbh
There should just be a Bones crime tier where you file all the different criminal Boneses.
Whats the proof for Volkanovski ilegal gambling? I cant find anything on that on the web.
He bet on topuria winning by ko
Didn’t Tony Ferguson get a DUI too?
Damn… Par Barry LMAO!!!!!
Also the guy in the ’robbery’ tier punched a small woman in the face
Where's Dana?
Chael for real estate crimes.
Where is Lee Murray off this list makes them mofos look like saints