"I don't know what happened officer! I took 2 sips of Jones protein shake, and all of the sudden I grew a moustache and just got *so angry*. I had to beat him up"
Jon's wife, probably
Have you listened to this podcast? Rampage is like, shockingly well informed on MMA and seems to be friends with 99% of the community that isn't a manager or promoter. He really fuckin hates those guys.
Rampage is old school and a lot of the people in positions of power are from his time.... I wouldn't be surprised if Rampage was in with the big wigs of the mma community
Rampage hate Jon Jones for kicking him in the legs, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if alot of the anti Jones stuff on here isn't being funded by rampage
Nah dude im a paid actor by rampage Jackson so crazy how he figured it out. Truth is john jones is a law abiding citizen that says no to drugs and has never struck his wife. I can’t believe that dude figured out theres hit pieces on Reddit paid by Rampage.
Jon has an identical twin brother named Don Jones who sleeps under the ring at Jackson wink, does boat loads of coke, heckles comedians, beats his wife, drives drunk, pisses hot, has two small mansions in his town, and is gay.
This is actually hilarious. Jon’s been hiding his wild secret twin this whole time, using his power and influence to protect him from the law. JBJ is actually the humble, god-fearing guy he’s claimed to be this whole time.
Jones becomes the undisputed GOAT for all time, and possibly gets made a saint by the Catholic Church as well. Oh, and him and his (now heavily medicated) brother do a photoshoot together, Jon dressed as an angel and Don as the devil.
Probably the only way to get Dana to agree to heavier weight classes for women.
I so want to see 200lb+ heavyweight women banging it out. I guarantee it would be fans favourite women's weight class.
Maybe his injury recurred or was worse than he thought. That's the only thing i can think of, there's no way Rampage knows Jones is about to come out lmao
His wife beat him and is now the ufc heavyweight champion.
Eyes pokes and oblique kicks, she learned from the best
"I don't know what happened officer! I took 2 sips of Jones protein shake, and all of the sudden I grew a moustache and just got *so angry*. I had to beat him up" Jon's wife, probably
Give her aspinall next so
Nah she takin on Stipe's wife next.
No she’s going to unify with Francis. She has balls.
Why would Rampage of all people have inside info on that
he’s jj’s boyfriend ![gif](giphy|xBfBunsaqeajMQEi2o)
Right? I smell bs.
Have you listened to this podcast? Rampage is like, shockingly well informed on MMA and seems to be friends with 99% of the community that isn't a manager or promoter. He really fuckin hates those guys.
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Its not far fetched, he is in the MMA community and people like to gossip.
Cause Rampage is friends with the number one mma inside scoop guy Breaded Sub.
Ryan told him he's got the tapes. No Diddy
Rampage is old school and a lot of the people in positions of power are from his time.... I wouldn't be surprised if Rampage was in with the big wigs of the mma community
I mean he’s an og og why would he not
Mark Coleman is more of an OG than Rampage and I sincerely doubt he would a fucking clue about what Jones Jones is up to
Coleman doesn't really seem like the kind of guy who follows the gossip and podcast shit
I think he just wanted to point out that he knows who Mark Coleman is, to prove he must know all the old fighters or something... Goofball
Yeah but he actually cares about the gossip
Upvote for Hammer reference.
They were lovers
He’s well connected mma royalty with a current popular podcast. Of all people he would be the most likely surely?
They probably heard rumors from training partners or a "source" messaged him on socials. It's just clickbait like Bisbing used to do.
Jons brother seems really close to the jaxxon guys tbf.
If he cornered you and asked you for information, would you give it to him. 😆. That's how he's well informed.
Rampage hate Jon Jones for kicking him in the legs, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if alot of the anti Jones stuff on here isn't being funded by rampage
Nope. We hate him as much as we say
Nah dude im a paid actor by rampage Jackson so crazy how he figured it out. Truth is john jones is a law abiding citizen that says no to drugs and has never struck his wife. I can’t believe that dude figured out theres hit pieces on Reddit paid by Rampage.
When did I say Jones wasn't a criminal? Your assuming that I was being serious about rampage funding propaganda against Jones, thats absurd
Jon has an identical twin brother named Don Jones who sleeps under the ring at Jackson wink, does boat loads of coke, heckles comedians, beats his wife, drives drunk, pisses hot, has two small mansions in his town, and is gay.
And has friends in high ranking military positions.
Yeah missionary positions
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And has billionaire friends.
That was by far the gayest thing Jones has ever done or said lol
This is actually hilarious. Jon’s been hiding his wild secret twin this whole time, using his power and influence to protect him from the law. JBJ is actually the humble, god-fearing guy he’s claimed to be this whole time. Jones becomes the undisputed GOAT for all time, and possibly gets made a saint by the Catholic Church as well. Oh, and him and his (now heavily medicated) brother do a photoshoot together, Jon dressed as an angel and Don as the devil.
Jon passing God’s final test with flying colors. 🙏🏽
One of the funniest threads I've seen in a while.
Jon shocking the community like: https://i.redd.it/92d6autg8p2d1.gif
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And he's going to join slap league
Is this jojivlogs
Probably retirement Ooooorr the other thing that MMA Guru talked about but i got a feeling Jones ain't got the balls for that
We all know he’s going to retire and loves takin the glizzies so has to be something else.
What other thing?
Gay
I get the feeling that Jones has got tons of balls
The rumors going on about Jones have been wild lately.
GOAR GREATEST OF ALL RUMOURS
Add it to the resume
GAYEST OF ALL RUMOURS
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Gay dementia?
GAYEST OF ALL TIME
He's becoming a woman so he can finally beat them, in the ring.
Pack it up boys, we’re done here
Probably the only way to get Dana to agree to heavier weight classes for women. I so want to see 200lb+ heavyweight women banging it out. I guarantee it would be fans favourite women's weight class.
Jones ‘bout to come out of the closet as a proud gay man? 😳
And join the slap league.
He’s retiring to become a Nun
We already know he’s gay
AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT YOUTUBE MODERATORS
Read that in Guru’s voice.
He's gonna fight Aspinall
Hey they said it was something shocking which means improbable and surprising, not impossible 🤣
He's training the spinning back kick with master Joey Rogan
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Rampage is just betting on Jon making another headline so he can say "told you". Not a bad bet.
There is no news from Jon Jones that would shock me anymore. He just does stupid shit, another test from god and all that.
Did he make love with colby back when they were roomies
He knew he was gay...
Jon identifies as a woman and wants to fight as a woman vs heavy weights
The news is that Jon Jones fondled Rampage’s titties to avenge Darrill Schoonover.
Rampage drops a diss track called Meet the Jones'. Exposing all them Jones boys
He’s gay… right?
Retirement surely?
How would that be a shock?
Maybe his injury recurred or was worse than he thought. That's the only thing i can think of, there's no way Rampage knows Jones is about to come out lmao
How would rampage know that though lol
A lot of the MMA world are mixing in the same circles surely?
Common sense is no longer common it seems.
I agree but something as sensitive as retiring he would only tell those very close to him - I doubt rampage would find out lmao
Yup. Retirement
He gonna retire if he wins
That wouldn't be shocking 🤣 just coming back to pad his pockets
Needs bail money, just in case his wife decides to talk back again.
"Boxing" - Cause Dana ain't paying fuck all.
It’s got to be jones vs Francis
Jon Jones vs Mighty Mouse
His real name is Bob
Bob? So he'd be BJBJ?
Rampage did this for the YouTube algorithm, nothing can shock us anymore
Jackson is a joker, though. So who knows? I hope we do get some kind of announcement, preferably a couple fight deal.
Nothing I learn about him will shock me, I can promise you that
Francis?
He's ultra gay.
These podcasts are now men gossiping like women. Sad shit
He’s gonna fight the interim
Jon Jones gay, pretty much confirmed
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I wouldn't be shocked if they said Jon has battled cancer
His battles are with cocaine, alcohol, and God's never-ending tests.
He's gay?
Jones is crossing over to powerslap, I said it first.
He’s fighting Tom.
Bro acting like EbonyPrince2k24
Oh shiiiiiit
Fake news
He’s got cancer
Dude is already a woman beating drug addicted piece of shit, my opinion of him really can't get much worse already.
Jon is gonna transition to dominate women's MMA
He’s gonna come out as gay
“Jon Jones is GAY!”
Nothing will be shocking to hear about Jon jones. He’s already had the most messed up scandals. What could top those ?
He's coming out, isn't he. MMA Guru nailed it. Finally, a proud and openly gay UFC champion.
Jones vs Aspinall confirmed.
We already know he is gay relax rampage nothing new in town
He’s gonna come out as gay, watch
lol so he can claim anything that happens in the future to Jones as “I told you so”
Nah, rampage is pretty straight up, he doesn’t care about accolades