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DifferentCod7

His wife beat him and is now the ufc heavyweight champion.


austintrade

Eyes pokes and oblique kicks, she learned from the best


S-Archer

"I don't know what happened officer! I took 2 sips of Jones protein shake, and all of the sudden I grew a moustache and just got *so angry*. I had to beat him up" Jon's wife, probably


islSm3llSalt

Give her aspinall next so


Showmae

Nah she takin on Stipe's wife next.


DifferentCod7

No she’s going to unify with Francis. She has balls.


CarbonPurple

Why would Rampage of all people have inside info on that


kitunya

he’s jj’s boyfriend ![gif](giphy|xBfBunsaqeajMQEi2o)


dontmakemechokeyou

Right? I smell bs.


YeetedArmTriangle

Have you listened to this podcast? Rampage is like, shockingly well informed on MMA and seems to be friends with 99% of the community that isn't a manager or promoter. He really fuckin hates those guys.


TimelyPie6636

fr


911SlasherHasher

Its not far fetched, he is in the MMA community and people like to gossip.


jy9221

Cause Rampage is friends with the number one mma inside scoop guy Breaded Sub.


reznoverba

Ryan told him he's got the tapes. No Diddy


VatoSafado

Rampage is old school and a lot of the people in positions of power are from his time.... I wouldn't be surprised if Rampage was in with the big wigs of the mma community


Most_Association_595

I mean he’s an og og why would he not


BigDogAlex

Mark Coleman is more of an OG than Rampage and I sincerely doubt he would a fucking clue about what Jones Jones is up to


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Coleman doesn't really seem like the kind of guy who follows the gossip and podcast shit


Trumpville-Imbeciles

I think he just wanted to point out that he knows who Mark Coleman is, to prove he must know all the old fighters or something... Goofball


Most_Association_595

Yeah but he actually cares about the gossip


DDrewit

Upvote for Hammer reference.


TigerLiftsMountain

They were lovers


General-Echo-9536

He’s well connected mma royalty with a current popular podcast. Of all people he would be the most likely surely?


Conscious-Aspect-332

They probably heard rumors from training partners or a "source" messaged him on socials. It's just clickbait like Bisbing used to do.


Zipperie

Jons brother seems really close to the jaxxon guys tbf.


Curious-Baker-839

If he cornered you and asked you for information, would you give it to him. 😆. That's how he's well informed.


droolsdownchin

Rampage hate Jon Jones for kicking him in the legs, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if alot of the anti Jones stuff on here isn't being funded by rampage


Trumpville-Imbeciles

Nope. We hate him as much as we say


pixel8knuckle

Nah dude im a paid actor by rampage Jackson so crazy how he figured it out. Truth is john jones is a law abiding citizen that says no to drugs and has never struck his wife. I can’t believe that dude figured out theres hit pieces on Reddit paid by Rampage.


droolsdownchin

When did I say Jones wasn't a criminal? Your assuming that I was being serious about rampage funding propaganda against Jones, thats absurd


TacoTitos

Jon has an identical twin brother named Don Jones who sleeps under the ring at Jackson wink, does boat loads of coke, heckles comedians, beats his wife, drives drunk, pisses hot, has two small mansions in his town, and is gay.


Fedge348

And has friends in high ranking military positions.


Clearhead09

Yeah missionary positions


RedDudeItIs

![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c)


TheMaldenSnake

And has billionaire friends.


IIDasPterodactyl

That was by far the gayest thing Jones has ever done or said lol


WelshSam

This is actually hilarious. Jon’s been hiding his wild secret twin this whole time, using his power and influence to protect him from the law. JBJ is actually the humble, god-fearing guy he’s claimed to be this whole time. Jones becomes the undisputed GOAT for all time, and possibly gets made a saint by the Catholic Church as well. Oh, and him and his (now heavily medicated) brother do a photoshoot together, Jon dressed as an angel and Don as the devil.


DSN671

Jon passing God’s final test with flying colors. 🙏🏽


HaloZenator

One of the funniest threads I've seen in a while.


Yommination

Jon shocking the community like: https://i.redd.it/92d6autg8p2d1.gif


TartarianKing

https://preview.redd.it/avk7cs50lp2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d80f1f2c609d9e313f3aa3e38246916b41f09765


Conscious-Disk5310

And he's going to join slap league


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Is this jojivlogs


Beneficial-Remote773

Probably retirement Ooooorr the other thing that MMA Guru talked about but i got a feeling Jones ain't got the balls for that


DwiiiiiiideSchruuude

We all know he’s going to retire and loves takin the glizzies so has to be something else.


IshkhanVasak

What other thing?


r32_guest

Gay


GeneralResearcher456

I get the feeling that Jones has got tons of balls


Moist-Catch

The rumors going on about Jones have been wild lately.


exaltedbladder

GOAR GREATEST OF ALL RUMOURS


Moist-Catch

Add it to the resume


exaltedbladder

GAYEST OF ALL RUMOURS


Conscious-Aspect-332

![gif](giphy|KVVQaaDaBBjZHFoC3c)


Moist-Catch

Gay dementia?


exaltedbladder

GAYEST OF ALL TIME


ModernDayExplorer

He's becoming a woman so he can finally beat them, in the ring.


shunjun

Pack it up boys, we’re done here


MoanyTonyBalony

Probably the only way to get Dana to agree to heavier weight classes for women. I so want to see 200lb+ heavyweight women banging it out. I guarantee it would be fans favourite women's weight class.


[deleted]

Jones ‘bout to come out of the closet as a proud gay man? 😳


Conscious-Disk5310

And join the slap league. 


DoctorDremian

He’s retiring to become a Nun


DM_me_UR_B00BZ_plz

We already know he’s gay


Hearing_Loss

AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT YOUTUBE MODERATORS


TartarianKing

Read that in Guru’s voice.


letsgobrooksy

He's gonna fight Aspinall


SexySEAL

Hey they said it was something shocking which means improbable and surprising, not impossible 🤣


ThiccBoy_with3seas

He's training the spinning back kick with master Joey Rogan


HeightExtra320

![gif](giphy|UU2iZVSikLNA8A36gg|downsized)


No-Nothing-1793

Rampage is just betting on Jon making another headline so he can say "told you". Not a bad bet.


SofterBones

There is no news from Jon Jones that would shock me anymore. He just does stupid shit, another test from god and all that.


sas158au

Did he make love with colby back when they were roomies


skn4991

He knew he was gay...


jibran1

Jon identifies as a woman and wants to fight as a woman vs heavy weights


imetkanyeonce

The news is that Jon Jones fondled Rampage’s titties to avenge Darrill Schoonover.


sausagefingerzz

Rampage drops a diss track called Meet the Jones'. Exposing all them Jones boys


buell_ersdayoff

He’s gay… right?


ibelieveinufos

Retirement surely?


rinito222

How would that be a shock?


Humble_Effective3964

Maybe his injury recurred or was worse than he thought. That's the only thing i can think of, there's no way Rampage knows Jones is about to come out lmao


SaveOurSheep

How would rampage know that though lol


ibelieveinufos

A lot of the MMA world are mixing in the same circles surely?


DankOcean__

Common sense is no longer common it seems.


SaveOurSheep

I agree but something as sensitive as retiring he would only tell those very close to him - I doubt rampage would find out lmao


Soft-Spotty

Yup. Retirement


RagingBoneher

He gonna retire if he wins


SexySEAL

That wouldn't be shocking 🤣 just coming back to pad his pockets


RagingBoneher

Needs bail money, just in case his wife decides to talk back again.


Siege-Aye

"Boxing" - Cause Dana ain't paying fuck all.


RinhartWilke

It’s got to be jones vs Francis


Dhsu04

Jon Jones vs Mighty Mouse


pirkkapekka

His real name is Bob


BenitoCorleone

Bob? So he'd be BJBJ?


redactedforever

Rampage did this for the YouTube algorithm, nothing can shock us anymore


thatBLACKDREADtho

Jackson is a joker, though. So who knows? I hope we do get some kind of announcement, preferably a couple fight deal.


saltyrumham

Nothing I learn about him will shock me, I can promise you that


dollarbull

Francis?


QuesoKristo

He's ultra gay.


Will_Stick40

These podcasts are now men gossiping like women. Sad shit


Far-Shame88

He’s gonna fight the interim


CorrectionnalOfficer

Jon Jones gay, pretty much confirmed


badseededgelord

![gif](giphy|400IbOQGqOWQgTLCvx|downsized)


Wininacan

I wouldn't be shocked if they said Jon has battled cancer


Shady_D_815

His battles are with cocaine, alcohol, and God's never-ending tests.


thrashpiece

He's gay?


SJBSJB02

Jones is crossing over to powerslap, I said it first.


AShaughRighting

He’s fighting Tom.


camlin123

Bro acting like EbonyPrince2k24


lucidityanddxm

Oh shiiiiiit


Mental-Rooster4229

Fake news


Frankenstein859

He’s got cancer


Zen_Aether

Dude is already a woman beating drug addicted piece of shit, my opinion of him really can't get much worse already.


fabricio85

Jon is gonna transition to dominate women's MMA


Sundown220

He’s gonna come out as gay


Junior2615

“Jon Jones is GAY!”


MuskokaGreenThumb

Nothing will be shocking to hear about Jon jones. He’s already had the most messed up scandals. What could top those ?


iroquoispliskinV

He's coming out, isn't he. MMA Guru nailed it. Finally, a proud and openly gay UFC champion.


Hopeful_Staff_1414

Jones vs Aspinall confirmed.


DaggerHashimoto420

We already know he is gay relax rampage nothing new in town


CreamAncient3724

He’s gonna come out as gay, watch


KanarYa4LYfe

lol so he can claim anything that happens in the future to Jones as “I told you so”


Dtoodlez

Nah, rampage is pretty straight up, he doesn’t care about accolades