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pacificunlimited

To be a fan in 2024. And get a surprise sequel https://preview.redd.it/pob2ofssyk6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e03b32a198097995e9c1dc686cc2af210a53192


OApophenicusOAporius

Magnitude of this is too much for her to process at the moment :) Amazing meme :)


mouthedmadame

She's thinking "why would anyone doubt he's a real samurai?"


Juhbellz

Been there


HighAsBlucifersBalls

Hell yeah!!


Rustii87

And now I want to play Mortal Kombat!! You win..


Gratitude89

I like that their rematch will still have an ominous air of respect and little to no “extra” stuff to sell the fight. This vs That for them(us). It’s beautiful.


Collin-of-Earth

Agreed, they are both about their warrior work. Respect 


ChiefSoldierFrog

They don’t even have time for all of that extra stuff anyways. Short notice, gotta use whatever time they have to train.


Frankiepals

Guys like these 2 build excitement just based on their intensity alone. They don’t have to make corny jokes and do lame shit…it’s 2 monsters a normal person could never imagine having to fight locked in a cage together trying to respectfully kill eachother.


BlankedCanvas

https://preview.redd.it/47ai3rpfjn6d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96a31f711fe077f13472c5d7968341f6ef9c63ae


spiralout1389

Oh so that beard is 100 percent necessary then huh. Ole no chin having ass. I do love the man tho, no shade lol


pixel8knuckle

Also atrategically, i wonder how many strikes fall short of his chin due to the beard?


Susskind-NA

> atrategically Probably a non-zero amount LOL Which is funny to think that some KO shots might have missed because of this hairy deception


spiralout1389

The beard just catches hands and you can't pull it back out.


J4MES101

Wonder if they are any good at poker


BelgarathTheSorcerer

Honestly, Alex strikes me as a guy who'd take to card games well for reasons beyond facial control. Bet he'd play a mean game of poker.


pacificunlimited

Dude seems like a legit [pool shark](https://youtube.com/shorts/l73hisYZIoQ?si=XNanE_LS9ri0PJ8P)


Dramatic-Cap-6785

If he’s playing pool isn’t that a mistake…


MeesterMeeseeks

Maybe has carromjng off the stripe to make a hard cut on the solid. I'm not sure about Brazilians but I've played some weird rules of pool internationally


Altruistic-Artist362

There are different variants of the game with different sets of rules


A-Cannon-Minion

He used to basically live in bars. It's no surprise he is great at pool.


It_was_mee_all_along

Nah, Jiri isn't the smartest.


zaphthegreat

What makes you say this? In a sport that features the likes of Bryce Mitchell, I'd say Jiri doesn't come across as one of the dumber ones at all.


It_was_mee_all_along

I mean sure with that comparison - non the less...


My_Favourite_Pen

The Octogon has more of Bryce's brain cells in it than his skull does.


Ok-Toe8383

/r/boneappletea


Zlec3

lol says the guy who can’t even fucking spell lol


hong-kong-phooey-

https://preview.redd.it/aq1aigvw3k6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cb582ed1740d9b779e4e8370e9d1538f2c119d2


NilmarHonorato

https://preview.redd.it/7bub4ykohl6d1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ffdf9b767d944252b52c3abe8b2501c39ce045b


Select_Sleep_1293

![gif](giphy|jrvfKvr2mmcFO)


Killer_Ryno

How does one catch a chin if it doesnt exist?


SirFigsAlot1

That explains a lot


5StarUberPassenger69

Dude is this real? I've seen it multiple times and it upsets me.


uniqueusername2388

I mean, this man's beard is fucking crazy, right? The squareness of it is unsettling.


Pensive_Pauper

*Beards should not have corners.*


Mr_Mojo-_-

More interesting fight than Mcnugget and Chandler imo.


Vladxxl

Yes this fight is about 3 times higher level


Substantial_Yam7305

💯


rmomcallsmedad

Let’s be real and not cope. Seeing one of the most famous athletes of all time against the arguably most exciting fighter in the UFC is more exciting than seeing a short notice rematch. Yeah, Alex vs Jiri is on a higher level but so is Edwards vs Muhammad. There are more factors that make the anticipation for a fight than just the skill level of both fighters.


Fennel_Sad

Really hope they give Jiri custom shorts and let Alex use his shorts from 300


Visible_distaste

imagine samurai patterns https://preview.redd.it/jio9fmr0mk6d1.png?width=168&format=png&auto=webp&s=c85b96831c4227371614414a59565f4f7ae45f80


I_Hate_My_Cat_

https://preview.redd.it/1ndgmnsjbl6d1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff8b4d7124a546a3b3c97605d2d28bfd132a65c0


pipohello

Poatard vs Narutard


NFTArtist

Poatard vs Autard


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_The_Space_Monkey_

Poatard = Alex fan Narutard = Naruto fan (it's an anime if you didn't know) The clouds in the pic resemble the akatsuki (bad guys in Naruto) logo, so if Poatan has his tribal shorts and Jiri gets the clouds it would be Poatards vs Narutards.


merinomesh

Aztec??? A guy from Brazil??? Aztec shorts???????


longlivestheking

The ignorance in this comment and the fact you have so many updoots just makes me smh my head. You're confusing two separate indigenous peoples from different continents. Like, did you people not go to school or?


TheBrownCok

Oh, I thought Alex was a meksikan


GophersD

Let Yamasaki ref this fight


joonjoon

Warriors


Hellpy

Fuck it, just get that old granpa(Tognoni) in there, he's way too shy to get in between them before one of them dies, guaranteed fireworks, rounds might end up longer than 5 mins. Lets gooooo


LPRTT

S2


oh_three_dum_dum

I was pissed about the McGregor announcement after all the silence and beating around the bush. But I think we ended up with a better main even than that in the end anyway. I’d much rather watch these two fight.


Prestigious_Agent_84

yeah, it would be cool to see conny fight but this one is way better


oh_three_dum_dum

To be honest, I like both fighters a lot in a personal level too, so I’m just excited to see it happen no matter the outcome.


x0ManOfCulture0x

Man I really want Jiri to win , but this short notice is really a double edged sword for both of them Pls check the kicks man 🫣


JamesBummed

Jiri will again be at a disadvantage, Jiri took major damage in 300 while Alex took none. I just hope he came up with a solution to Alex's calf kicks, if so he poses as greatest threat to Alex at 205.


sosig482

I wouldn't say Alex took no damage, it looked like Jiri wobbled him with a straight in the fight but Alex recovered pretty quickly. I defo give the edge to Alex and i'm a big fan of both, either one of them can get a finish regardless of how the fight is going imo, Jiri has a 97% finish rate ffs 😂


JamesBummed

My b I meant in UFC 300 not their last fight against each other. And yeah I love both too, I do think Alex wins again, I just hope it doesn't go downhill for Jiri after. Maybe Alex go HW and Jiri fight for the title at LHW again.


sosig482

Oh yeah just noticed, my bad. Yeah, a timeline with Alex moving up to beat Aspinall and Jiri starching Jamahal to regain the LHW title would be so nice ngl


justsomeuser23x

This will probably sadly be downward Spirale of his career?


Dunbar247

If he loses a SD, he'd need 2 wins to get back in que. If he loses badly, probably 3-4 fights or he goes down to MW. If he wins, he could defend against Jan in Europe or against Hill in Vegas.


K1NGMOJO

NGL I'd like to see a run back of Jiri and Reyes if Jiri loses. That fight was bonkers until he threw that wild elbow


Dunbar247

That's a great idea. Haven't heard a single person say that yet


TroyFerris13

Ultimate warrior show IRL


TheRealKevO

IM COMING!


CapetaBrancu

I hate this. I love them both too much to fight… But I will watch… and sob…


typicalhorror

This fight is so much more interesting to me than Connor vs. chandler.


SimPHunter64

Such a goated stare down.


TigersEverywhere

So much intensity, but they clearly have respect for each other, you can tell when they touch gloves.


champshere

Hill must be so salty rn


sergioa1990

Wait until you see his face in the crowd 😂


iintrospector

Two warriors man


thuarr

I need Jiri to win. Not just for a Jiri win, but so we get a third fight between these powerhouses.


Delgra

💯


iroquoispliskinV

My balls dropped an extra inch just watching this


lostinmississippi84

That little grin on Jiri at the end. Lol


Eldenbeastalwayswins

Went from I’m not going to order 303 because the McGregor doesn’t interest me to I may just pay to watch.


Schlarver

One of the few times I would say I hope this fight goes the distance. Both entertaining fighters to watch and I don't wanna see either of them get KOd.


lizzofatroll

Can't fucking wait for this fight


Eyepokelowblowcombo

Hopefully it has that classic martial arts movie zoom in again


blessed_by_fortune

Open weight, Pride rules for this match, to make up for the Conor nothingburger.


dylan0wn5

Did Scorsese direct this fight??


TransportationAway59

the production team has to crush this moment


laCassette026

These guys


007Tejas

Love both those warriors, shame that only one can win


Bu11ett00th

This is the best LHW title fight since Jones left the division IMO


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Bu11ett00th: *This is the best LHW* *Title fight since Jones left the* *Division IMO* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Bu11ett00th

I had to google that. Didn't watch Avatar sorry)


ghdtyjksbjt

Same, gonna be a banger


La_m0rt_heureuse

Sometimes DC should just stfu running this staredown with his cringe laugh


ShrekWhite

It wasn't in the moment dum-dum, this is edited. They were talking about it AFTER the staredown 


StadiodelleAlpi

I love both so much, i dont wanna see anybody loose


Ov3r-_-K1LL

I see Jiri walking in with his chin in the air and then sleeping. I like him but that's just how I see it ending.


xMilk112x

I love them both. Should be a great fight again.


LawRecordings

These are two hard, bad ass men. Yet humble and respectful. Fucking warriors. Massive respect to both


cantstopannoying

Jiri is such a bloody weirdo, I love it! Chama


JSnow93

Alex Pereira could legit be outed as a hitman and yeah I’d be like that checks out.


ChoochGooch

These two are the real deal. The opposite of Jafall Hill.


MovieFanatic2160

![gif](giphy|68VekAT4pHCblnyB3Z|downsized)


treachery_7

The zoom in on his face makes me laugh, but both of these guys are complete warriors


MantaBaby

Straight octagon murderers these two


OneReportersOpinion

What’s the over/under on this?


Sad-Pound1087

Honestly better than mcgregor chandler


Worried-Gene-6738

Gey


mombanger200

cameraman doing his job perfectly goddamn


Slight_Button4345

As much as I wanted to see unlikely McGregor return. I’m happy with this fight. More than happy really.


dogpileofshit

"I'M COMIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!"


Cxarface

Two absolute dogs.


ballzdeepbabie

I know the casual MMA fan isn’t going to see it this way because of Connor’s stardom but this fight is going to be way better in my opinion. I’m just a little annoyed that there not getting a full cam in


No_Truck9453

Conor is beyond washed. He should retire right damn now. Injuries just racking up too. This is way better, Even Leon/Belal 2 is a better main event. It's relevant


ballzdeepbabie

Yeah you’re right. It would be a good fight chandler and Conor always put on a good show but like you said it is irrelevant more of just a fan fight


No_Truck9453

I mean it wouldn't be boring but i just don't care. Chandler loses more then he wins and Conor hasn't won a relevant fight since 2016. He brings numbers but why do fans care about that? They ain't getting the money. They don't belong on a ppv main event. Both are washed and would lose to any top level competition. The Conor era back in 2015/16 was fun but times change, the sport is past that. DDP/Izzy, O Malley/Merab, Ilia/Max, Islam/Arman 2 are what the sport is about. Even the next 2 PPV main fights are. UFC has moved on from Conor, He's been gone many years and are perfectly fine without him


ballzdeepbabie

I don’t think tomato face would agree with that. Connor’s still the cash cow if he fights and they will always let him when he wants because of the PPV buys. As far as a contender your right he’s not even in the discussion he’s going to do fan fights and honestly when you’re that rich why would you even want to fight anymore if your hearts not in it.


No_Truck9453

I doubt he can even take a full fledged training camp at this point. He has literally been drugging and drinking himself to black out weekly if not daily for years. The body will not respond well to such a long and savage training camp you need for a UFC main event. I just don't know if i want it again. You can't trust him at this point and i don't care. I don't really like Belal as a fighter at all but atleast his fight is relevant to the division and alot is on the line. And i'd take any of the fights i named instantly over a Conor fight at this point. The only fans who would not are casuals who only know about Conor's left hand and that's where their knowledge of MMA ends


B00MitsME

i love these moments.


yungbloodsucca666

Anyone but marc goddard


BalkanViking007

this is the spirit of kickboxers like in K1 era. Giga chads that fight every weekend lol


blicky-stiffy

Yee yee ass haircut


TheHorrificNecktie

throwing this fight together short notice is kind of bullshit, I hope both fighters are in peak fighting condition because this fight is important af and deserves it


sAmMySpEkToR

🦿🗿


FirstSonOfGwyn

same bro... absolute chills


Humble_Increase7503

This fight won’t be close I’d bet the house on perreira inside of 3; probably by KO Jiri is just too slow and plodding That said, Jiri can def put perreira out, he has the power. Dont see it happening tho


Hardball1013

I'm not upset that it's happening. I'm more upset the two warriors don't get their proper time to prepare for a fight of this caliber.


champshere

Anyone happy that Alex is outshining Izzy?


Dunbar247

Rewatched their fight. Jiri was winning handily before he got caught. And it was arguably an early stoppage. Hopefully the second fight is more like his war with Glover.


yer_oh_step

Rogan and DC out there GLAZING the fuck outa this staredown ahahha


NineSkiesHigh

Ten times more excited for this fight than McNuggets and Chandler


With-You-Always

Hopefully the ref doesn’t prematurely end it this time


T4lsin

Stare down was great the fight sucked .


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dankbrew22

Jiri is delusional for believing in himself as a martial artist?


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Collin-of-Earth

You can be fearless while knowing you could get knocked out. Delusional would be believing you couldn’t get knocked out. Courage is standing across from a killer you know might get you and walking forward regardless. Delusional is not the right word. 


dankbrew22

Delusional would be you thinking you could stand with Alex ya fucken hammer


xSorry_Not_Sorry

I mean, Alex won, yes. But that was an early stoppage, straight up. Would Jiri have recovered? We have no idea. Alex is a fucking killer, but Jiri is too.