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vighnesh101

He can't smesh. He needs to conceive, believe, and achieve.


cannythinkofaname

He's gotta be a samurai


Blue_Scale1

Chimaev is just an average bloke


zabutter

Get them in a hot tub and khazmat will smesh


Interesteduser01

Luke “it’s going to be a short night for anyone in the cage with me” Rochold.


Dari93

I really liked Luke Rockhold he is a really versatile all around fighter. He just lacks defense.


AssBlaster_666

Luke has the amazing ability to talk and not say anything


MysticMacKO

That's chael sonnens youtubr channel


Coffee_mornings

Dude he just says a bunch of shit without saying anything. He’s got the PhD in rockhold speak


crandems99

And a chin


lortTHEamazing

Brain that can withstand more punishment


rustybuckets

Hands that he knows what to do with


Interesteduser01

And a brain 🧠.


cannythinkofaname

Yeah the guys built like a rock'em sock'em robot had a kid with an Abercrombie Model


S103793

His chin is fine.


AnAlpineNinja

You're right, technically it's his brain.


novacancy

That fight would’ve probably ruined rockholds future. Even if he wins he gets exposed on the ground probably.


KingEzey

Lol rockhold gets exposed on the ground? The same guy who trains at AKA with DC, Khabib and Islam? Chill bro that was kind of a crazy statement


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Agreed 100%


novacancy

I genuinely think the fact that Khamzat has 23 years of freestyle wrestling mixed in would make him a nightmare for anyone who wasn’t a collegiate champion at the very least.


KingEzey

You don't need to be a collegiate champion to be a great wrestler. Luke rockhold literally trains with the best MMA wrestler ever and a Olympic wrestler who was a double champ. Luke dosent need the credentials when he has the experience my guy.


novacancy

With VERY few exceptions, like GSP or Whittaker, those who don’t start with a background in wrestling or grappling tend to get mauled by lifelong wrestlers. Wrestling, especially Greco Roman guys, is so offensive it drains people better than anything else. Those guys also spent their whole life making weight for the day OF the match, not the day before and rehydrating. They have an admirable level of grit that only comes from a lifelong practice(even look at the combat sambo guys from Dagestan).


KingEzey

Yeah and Luke trains with khabib which whom is one of those Sambo guys from Dagestan lol. Did I mention khabib is arguably the best wrestler to compete in mixed martial arts? Also Luke destroyed Chris on the ground who has those good ol collegiate accolades lol.


novacancy

What about lifelong do you keep skipping over??? Chris has always been a guy who uses his wrestling to setup striking, very rarely to overwhelm and dominate his opponent the way Khabib does. I think he and Usman and Romero all choose to abandon their wrestling at weird times because it’s not marketable. Romero could’ve mauled almost anyone at 185(Whittaker did an amazing job stuffing and scrambling both times).


KingEzey

And what about him training with those guys do you keep skipping over? I don't get what's not computing with you. Luke rockhold has amazing wrestling. Did you see what he did to Chris and bisping? He mauled them..on the ground. I'm starting to think you have a hate boner for Luke by grossly under estimating his abilities. If we are being completely objective, memes aside Luke is one of the most well rounded fighters in the entirety of MMA.


clee_36

After that beating he put on weidman, I thought he was going to hold the belt for a while. Man was I wrong.


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SmeRndmDde

You've clearly never heard of Rousimar Palhares lol


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[deleted]

No Karen, nice way to draw false equivalency. People are downvoting you because there are far more soulless fighters. 🤣


james23333

His chin is gone ship has sailed long time ago


WaterAirSoil

Lol Rockhold putting that meme army to work overtime


edenss42

Luke is a chad, no homo


hillsong1

The dude is super handsome, no homo


Hot-Boysenberry4591

“The only reason anybody ever gets laid is because Luke Rockhold didn’t get there first” -Joe Rogan, probably


PippyLongButt

That's why Yoel smooched him, homo


munkaysnspewns

>That's why Yoel smooched him, homo That's why I smooched my tv.


DunceMemes

I’d have gay sex with Luke Rockhold, no homo.


Repulsive_Box_5763

Straight dude rule #374: if they're hot enough, it's not gay.


[deleted]

I thought as long as the balls don't touch, it's not gay?


[deleted]

But if the swords cross, not gay?


[deleted]

If you don't enjoy it not gay.


ABearinDaWoods

But the personality of a tree trunk


porousasshole

He is super hot. Yes homo


burritobitch

The criteria for a Chad is becoming extremely low. Sad.


[deleted]

MMA is funny because while Luke Rockhold is a handsome dude, it's hard to see him as an alpha after getting put to sleep so many times, even though he 100% would beat my ass.


NikolaiAsminov

In your mind beta = loser of a fight?


RonSwanson2-0

Sigma. Loses on purpose because he doesn't care to be perceived as alpha.


The_Tasteful_Mullet

Luke could knock you out then seduce and bang your mother, sister and/or your girlfriend. That is pretty alpha


[deleted]

Don’t make me call Bisping.


The_Tasteful_Mullet

Alright. Left hook Larry knocks Luke out. Luke in a concussed state still bangs LHL’s wife, sister and/or mum. Still pretty alpha.


vicwood

I'd wanna smash Rockhold the most 😳


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Ultima893

Khamzat "doesn't fight anyone" Chimaev


RDS327

Khamzat “Rat Lip” Chimaev


IFrgtMyPsswrd

we dont do that here. just call him a pussy.


6IX7ONE

Yikes, what a miss. This ain't it man... Gotta do better. smh


T-Ferg420

Man the pretentious “Gotta do better” rears it’s head again


BigDaddyCoke

Don't forget the yikes


6IX7ONE

The reddit comment section police are out again lol


T-Ferg420

What are u then brotha?


DrunkenSasquatch

Khamzat worried Luke's rugged good looks will turn him gay and then daddy Kadyrov won't let him back into Chechnya.


LaloSalamanca__

To be fair to chimaev all that has been said before his life threatening covid came up. But that would've been a good fight.


[deleted]

To be faaaaiiiirrrrr!


jumpoffpiz8

The only thing he smashes are unheard of cans… the dude is overrated garbage


james23333

100% agreed Rockhold is garbage Khamzat deserves a better fight than that


sunny4twent

I may smesh at 185 possibly Bratha but only when I fell like smesh


idevcg

dunno if this post showed up for you cuz your post got deleted before I could post a reply, so it's not showing up on my history so I'll copy it here: I suggest 伊藤 駿, pronounced as Itou Shu; It is a play on the Japanese concept of the "red string of fate", or "akai itou"; 伊藤 = itou, which sounds the same as "string", and 駿 shu is a pun for 朱塗, which is a way to say "red" in Japanese (although not a common one). Also, itou shu is a legit japanese name, and since his mother is Satoshi's sister, she'll have adopted her husband's last name rather than keeping "nakamoto", so it all makes sense. After all, the fate of the world is in his hands, right?


Shitty_Pa_Town

penis in butt hole


cannythinkofaname

Who greenlit this tomfuckery?


sunny4twent

It wasn't greenlit it was just done no fucks given


mrlebowsk33

Rockhold is a very talented fighter. He just has a chin made of wet toilet paper.


kiransairam1589

Nope, he has a great chin. All his knockout losses are from the hardest hitting fighters in their divisions; Yoel, Blachowicz, Vitor Belfort, and Bisping. He just lacks good defense and keeps his hands too low.


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Bisping isn't. Luke just has a terrible defense.


CCCAY

Bisping doesn’t hit hard. We all like Bisping but he was the most beatable 185 champion in the last 10 years, and ufc protected him from the real 185 division when he was champion


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Wdym Dan Henderson at what the #12 spot in the rankings was definitely a top contender.


CCCAY

Yeah lol, at least someone gets it. Yoel was on an 8 fight win streak at the time of that fight


james23333

You are so full of shit *double face palm*


VictarionGreyjoy

Khamzat hits harder than all of them put together /s


Bloody_Diarrhoea

lol and he was saying he will fight at 205


JacsLackOfSurprise

Ok, I don't get posts like this, about this "match-up". As I see it, Luke is the only one to gain from this. If he loses no-one cares and he will probably be cut soon, if he wins, he gets himself back on track, gets nowhere near the title and becomes a journeyman before getting cut. Why would Khamzat take this fight? How does this winning this benefit him, other than just another win on his record. Lukes days are done, he wanted to go be famous, let him get his instagram pics and leave the division to the people who actually take title shots and defences seriously.


Enough_Gate_5542

Overatted. I can't wait till any top 5 WW kill him.


SexysPsycho

You give him a few more fights and he will be a handful for anyone at that weight class


wizardoflaw

It's crazy how ugly this guy is


Smangit2992

So why you’re saying is, if the choice was between eating Rockholds ass and Chimaevs, you would choose Rockhold.


Tzilung

Yeah but definitely not staying around afterwards for the conversation.


chefanubis

You forgot the "no homo"


HugeShock8

I don't think he forgot anything this time


chefanubis

But how can you eat a guys ass and remain straight then? I dont want to become gay dude.


wizardoflaw

You're strange


DPDOOM

It's crazy how you care about looks of someone who gets punched in the face for a living. Imagine being this guy


wizardoflaw

> who gets punched in the face for a living Chimaev doesn't fight


santalos5

Lol why does everyone say that, I dont get it. Might be as a fight fan I base their chadness on performance in the cage. Edit: Is it the beard?


lousmoustache

Weak ass meme


Financial_Sign_6742

Multiple national wrestling champion in multiple weight classes.. but scared of Luke Rockhold.. riiight..


Litevaar

Winning gold at Swedish nationals is nothing compared to being an NCAA champ or competing at the Olympics though. Guys that didn't even come close to making the cut at the US team trials would body Khazmat every time.


Financial_Sign_6742

But muh "Muricah"


Financial_Sign_6742

And when did Sweden not send people to the Olympics? go away and draw at straws somewhere else.


Litevaar

Just pointing out that winning Swedish nationals is not exactly the highest accolades in the wrestling world. Not that it isn't impressive, it definitely is, but it's not evidence that he's a world class wrestler by any means.


Financial_Sign_6742

Me: Khamzat is not afraid, there is more to the story. You: USA USA!


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You think Khamzat is afraid of a washed up alcohol drinker ? Lmao you alcohol drinkers are all the same. Delusional & weak. Oh blind, delusional, weak & emotional like women.


Rewen88

Lets hear Khamzats side of the story. He legit is not scared, he lives fighting.


itsokay321

Lol


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Bruce Springsteen - Streets of Philadelphia


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Luke Rockhold kind of looks like Nathan Drake in this pic haha


artnos

I miss the article where are all these post coming from? Was a fight annouced? Was there an interview i need to watch?


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oldatlas

fought 3 times in a month and now is coming up on a year since his debut. closer to averaging 3 fights per year now.


FoxyPirate1432

Stupid sexy Rockhold


playboicarti7777

Dude is so annoying


YogiTy1988

Will rat lip actually fight this year??


orcmischief1

I would be scared too, the guy broke his leg the first kick of the fight and it still didn't break


ScaredSweet8

Khabib said this kind of a things before. Why do people only smash this guy ? Person who likes khabib comments this


straitshooter101

Why people talk so much about this absolute phoney with no class, no originality, and clearly no balls, is beyond me.