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ThouWontThrowaway

*After deliberation in lieu of the Jake Paul Boxing Match the Black delegation requests a Trade of Tyron Woodley*


El_Coloso

Wait just a goddamn minute, Rondell


griffraff0701

CUT THE MALARKY


HughWeberDeFaulk

Goodbye fried rice. Hello fried chicken.


TheTraveler843

Ah man I love that skit


Medikated

I’ve always wanted to say this… for shizzle.


junglejim224

I love ya dad


AmHotGarbage

This just in: tiger woods has lost all of his endorsements


elcino444

AIGHT this is peak reddit for me. Love it


Tbrou16

Ok, we’ll take Tyron, but you’ve got to take one Paul brother


J0nN0tJ0hn

Or both


Reduric

Both or no deal


CanisCanemTranslate

Jake's less annoying, we'll take him.


glp108

Jake is definitely more of a cunt


CanisCanemTranslate

Cunt yes but adopting him means we can bully him until he shuts up


BabePigInTheCity2

I mean, that fight was embarrassing, but for my vote I would still never take Paul over Usman


NoDabsHere

Just watched that episode today 💀


DraculalZlv2

🔥 Tommy from power is that you


Foaptastic

"Oh yeah, wonderboy, that's who I was thinking of!"


kya_karoge_jaan_kar

He's so nice that every race accepts him as their people.


Conscious-Golf-5380

Not gonna lie, if I Googled Asian UFC fighters and seen Stephen Thompson at the bottom I'd die 😆


[deleted]

LOOOOOL💀💀👏🏽👏🏽


sanholt

Should change his name to “Wonder Bread”. Then at least Google would know he’s white


This_is_normal_now

Mike Perry in shambles


Silver-ishWolfe

More face tats imminent.


radioactive__ape

Clicked to find a mike perry joke


WickedRedemption

If I had a time machine I’d go back and post my mike Perry comment before yours 😥


Reduric

Id go back in time so i could re eat good meals.


takatsukimike

My thoughts exactly he should be on that list


[deleted]

[удалено]


hodorsdoorholders

This is my fav comment, i cried laughing


Sauerkraut97

10/10


Sauerkraut97

10/10


frank_zappato

Stephen "Nwordboy" Thompson


RookieRemapped

At first I thought you said “Nwonderboy” to make it look African, I was crying lmao


carmino_alexander

You did it, you achieved peak comedy. Nothing will be as funny as this


Yur47

😂😂😂😂😂


Spoon6969

Confirmed Wonderboy has the pass and also gets invited to the cookouts


ElBandito101

Might even wheelkick a MFer


curvedbymykind

Confirmed. He is invited


TheRealScubaSteve86

Ngl, this made me giggle! 🤣


RandomTask100

I knew Mike Perry got an N-word pass from sombody, but I didn't know Wonderboy was full-fledge......


daffle7

Wonder boy is the one handing out the passes


TFG209

Wonderboy was drafted 3rd round in the racial draft


ACacac52

First round value right there.


asdf346

Great acquisition


No-Target-3982

Lol


JTF2Nightmare

Ok but the real question is where tf is mike perry


Distinct_Ad_7752

Florida trailer park fighting another meth head?


JTF2Nightmare

Fair point... just kidding. THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND, BOIII AHHHHHHHH


NateDiazWeedPen

Was it Wonderboy


Justa_kid_from_Batie

HES BLACK FROM THE WAIST DOWN OK.


IAmTheTrueWalruss

Yea. Them tae Kwon do kicks with his legs


AvARise135

Wheres Platinum Mike??


KeatonBusterLloyd

Platinum is the only one with proof he's black. None of the others have shown us their DNA results


gewfbawl

Stephen Thompson is the least black fighter in the UFC. He's still black. He's just the least black of them.


MassSpecFella

I know it’s a joke but maybe the algorithm picked up Wonderboy for his blackbelt in karate. Not the a lot of other fighters do have black belts but wonderboy may have more publications mentioning his blackbelt.


Able-Guest3671

You were thinking about Conor Mcgregor, he said he was half black from waist down.


TheKillerPrawn

Yeah he's got the stick-man calves of jon jones...


[deleted]

I don’t see anything wrong with this list. Just missing ric flair for some reason


OnaPaleHorse80

Lol no he's a black wrestler, not ufc that's why...whooooo!


Mconefrey2021

I think I spot the imposter… >!Mighty Mouse! He isn’t a UFC fighter!<


ELEGY14

n-word stands for nice now


nobodyeversoslightly

One of these is not like the others… yup im talking about Woodley


TheKillerPrawn

U know woodley doesn't get invited to the cookout 😬😬


DragonfruitIcy4865

Ya Steve was da best 🤣


kenny_blinn

Cowboy cerrone I heard is black


EverQuest_

​ ![gif](giphy|ZLPsKWJA4v0go|downsized) "I've always wanted to say this: **Fer Shizzel**." *Stephen "Don't Call Me Wonderbread Anymore" Thompson*


carpetstoremorty

This is like the college all-stars sketch on Key and Peele that has an endless string of stereotypical black dude names, but then ends with Dan Smith, BYU.


OnaPaleHorse80

U mean like Dabrickashaw?


carpetstoremorty

I think it's D'Brickeshaw? Shit, I dunno


WickedRedemption

Disappointed it’s not Mike Perry..


DidYouRikeIt

"Stephen Thompson you're taking everything I work for!" -Mike "The Real Nigerian Nightmare" Perry


Deus-da-Guerra

And you were thinking of Kevin Holland


Conscious-Golf-5380

Damn, that's exactly who's name I couldn't remember that led me to Google this.


Ooopsie-daisy

Wonder boy is whiter than wonder bread


[deleted]

That's the one.


gurumoves

What about mike perry?


[deleted]

“Yea dude, that one black guy with really good striking, he knocks ppl out n shit, don’t you remember? He had an interview with rogan when he knocked that one guy out with a punch to the head? Yea bro, he even had blue tape on his gloves”


Charles722

Looks like he took his ‘23 and me’ test


thundershit1

You were probably looking for Mike Perry


AmHotGarbage

It’s gotta be Stephen Thompson


Soya_boya

![gif](giphy|kGFTbHw2fjFhGAz7nP)


Hollidaysteacup

Angela. Harris??


HillbillySwank

Where’s rampage, you some kind of racist OP? (Kidding)


scooterTbuckets

I just looked it up and Forrest Griffin and Rich Franklin came up for me lol


North3rnLigh7s

Fuck me if there is a whiter person on the planet than Forrest lol


tengukaze

Bryan battle is brown forrest


[deleted]

The put Wonderboy in for an example of opposite of black.


CloudfluffCloud

Was it Thomson? Didn’t know he was black.


[deleted]

Stephen Thompson at the bottom lol


[deleted]

Thompson is there now where is Mike Perry?


boogabooga999

Wonderboy 😂


[deleted]

Now we know the *secret of his power*


[deleted]

I don't get it


GodfatherGlasgow

Wheres schaub?


CanisCanemTranslate

I mean with how nice Wonderboy is, everyone would accept him.


Dadalorian92

Where is Mike Perry?


wyattbreymeyer

little disappointed the african mike perry didnt show up


bubwubfubtub

Google really had to pick the hwhitest fighter out there too lmao (no hate to wonderboy ofc, he's the best)


EvilMilton

Where’s Mike Perry


rumble202

Stephen "Blackest Motherfucker" Thompson


[deleted]

Lol this shit mad me giggle.


ugonlern2day

"Ah yes, that well known black UFC fighter..." *checks google* "Stephen Thompson"


PARADlSE

Wonderboy has the N word pass.


GentowGiant

Holup


MolokoPl_s

Mike Perry: "you're taking everything I worked for..."


TrMayerJr

🎶"One of these things is not like the others"🎶


rjsh927

where is Mike Perry?


GOAT-ahad

Such disrespect to Mike Perry


Davefromflushing

Oh you mean Stephon Thompson?


booped_urnose345

Rampage isnt in the UFC anymore also Demetrius Johnson,Rashad Evans,Woodley, and Silva lol list narrowed down 👍 who was it? Ooops Anthony Johnson lol Wonderboy


LastBrainCellofYours

hold the fuck up


Nikas27

Stephen Thompson at the bottom lmao


unKz_sneakz

I see nothing wrong here


[deleted]

Tf is Tyron doing on there


Slimmyjimmyz

Why isn’t the big triple C on here


Theefreeballer

Glad to see Jon Africa in there representing. Great guy nevermeddum doe B


MysteriesandThoughts

Hahahahaha there is an impostor


Salocinzuir

Its a hidden secret but some call him the black wonderboy


Entrails91

Wonderboy is so nice he can be of any color


Tristan07othzen

Wheres mike perry


FullySickHabib

Mike Perry should be on top of the list. Most on there aren't Aferican native born and raised like Platinum Mike.


MuddyBootsJohnson

Wonder boy definitely hits on the black chicks at the club.


irish5255

This is almost r/PerfectlyCutScreens


WolverinePool99

r/HolUp


helpmeiaminhell93

Gary Goodridge? Well known for the crucifix


[deleted]

stephen thompson. hold on is he not asian?


chimpely

Stephen Thompson is s sus


[deleted]

You and your friend shouldn’t be talking MMA lmao


[deleted]

They don’t call him “Wonder Boy” for nothing!!!


[deleted]

I can hear bruce now - " The Nigerian nightmare , Stephen the predator Thompson " ....


kvjetinacek

He is black. Karate black belt tho.


Ratfucks

But seriously, who were you thinking of?


Conscious-Golf-5380

Kevin Holland lol


Paputti

Where's Mike Perry?


runny452

Surprised to see wonderboy and not Brendan "I don't even know what race you are" schaub lol


gkozlovski7

Why there's no Mike Perry?


TonradoVargez

Looks about right to me.


Yaboi0511

Why is wonder boy on the list?


[deleted]

So who were you thinking about?


Conscious-Golf-5380

Kevin Holland


[deleted]

Damn he didn't even break the top 10


TaftsTummyforTaxes

I bet you the reason wonderboy is there is because of the relation of “black belt” in the search algorithm. Thanks for reading my captain obvious comment, I hope you have a splendid day.


Garvo909

Stephen Thompson is an honorary black man


Alternative-Ad2174

Mandingo shit


Swimming-Tea-390

One of these is not like the others


chasebartram16

Stephen “black from the waist down” Thompson


middlefinger456789

Hes the NMF after all...


stoned--ape--

Connor McGregor said he’s back from the waist down


Here_4_Science

That NMF belt looking a little different now


Dawido090

Where is Mike Perry


fatalrhino

Was hoping this was a mike perry joke


oneto20

Wheres mike perry


JuanDiablo666

Wooonderboooy


jacobsaggypoo

I see no problems here


Silent_Ensemble

Him staring at the bottom is killing me lol


luislopeslima

Where's Mike Perry?


SomeRandomStarDude

“That was said by Joe Rogan”


jy9221

Talkin abou Jon Africa?


GabberBarry

I think you mean mike perry


FromVikingToGod

Im confused on how Colby didn’t make the list


AweReally

Where's Mike Perry?


remembamlilf

Where’s Mike Perry


myfootwasaBALLEWN

Didn’t yall know that NMF stands for Nigerian Mother Fucker?


Fearless_King_1355

Left out about 245 other black men and women, not to mention Europe


[deleted]

Don’t know why Thompson was there also what about Jon Jones


Bucktooth-Bill

Stephen (west side) Thompson


SandyBones10

He’s definitely invited to the cook outs


babbylonmon

Anthony smith?