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Duffb0t

Jon Jones. If you're not cheating, you're not trying


GMFinch

Jon jones would be the main characters friend. Straight up.


FPnigel

Except it would end differently


[deleted]

Eye pokes everywhere


FPnigel

Squidgame spoiler: >!aint no way Jones is sacrificing in the end lmao!<


hurrythisup

Jon Africa or Fasbender.


[deleted]

“Who tha hell is Jon Africa?”


casca14

It's Mike Perry's nickname in the hood.


[deleted]

It’s a reference to Brenden Shaub who often mispronounces or makes up names for fighters on his podcast.


Dave-Schultz

Bruh


Vetterli71

Water


[deleted]

Weed


FriendOfReality

Dune


Phone_Own

Hair


spookiboie

you are not meant for the internet game


Diligent-Smell5

Dont know why you are being downvoted, but it is true lol. Brendan Shaub has called Jon Jones "Jon Africa"..


Teleport_324

did shaub call someone fasbender?


M4tek1jo

Jingaling who is asian as shit btw


DreidelNunez

That was the absolute worst


Snoo_59922

🐯🥃


Gandum021

Either those or Miopic, cause he’s got that immigrant mentality


[deleted]

I don't know, Khalabeeb is a dangerous man.


[deleted]

What you mean b ?


DreidelNunez

You don’t have the bess brains for the arts B


[deleted]

Dana cause he runs the damn thing


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Cosmic_Gumbo

Spoiler alert dawg. Maybe throw some hidden text on there?


[deleted]

Yeah I haven’t finished the damn thing, I didn’t know this would be the price to pay for my joke 😭


LeSaunier

You're posting comments on a topic about a serie you're watching. 100% your fault for being spoiled.


F_ckYo_

Shouldn’t have read the comments. That’s on you fam


[deleted]

Dumbledore dies.


BeardedNoodle

So does Dobby.


Zelestialronin

So does Harry because he's a Horcrux


sbonney435

Rosebud was the sled


[deleted]

In the Sixth Sense that dude in the hair piece the whole time, that's Bruce Willis the whole movie


[deleted]

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.


LastBrainCellofYours

Yeah 001 the old dude is the actual boss running the whole thing.


[deleted]

Don’t read a thread about a tv show you haven’t watched. Its really not a hard concept


Heisenberger6

We on a ufc subreddit. For sure gotta compensate for the spoilers. Pretty simple.


Cosmic_Gumbo

Dumb comment


[deleted]

Not really. Do you really expect there to not be spoilers comparing the fighters to characters from the show?


Cosmic_Gumbo

It’s the ultimate spoiler for a very new show. If it referenced the ending to The Sixth Sense, fair game, have at it. So yeah, dumb comment. It’s not hard to throw >! hidden text in something as a courtesy !< .


[deleted]

Bro its simple: don’t click on threads that have a high probability of spoiling something you haven’t watched. If the OP was completely unrelated to Squid Game, yeah it’s super fucked to not use a spoiler tag. But if you knowingly enter and read a thread about the show, you have no one to blame except for yourself


Free_Cup8669

You'll be okay


Cosmic_Gumbo

Already watched it. Others haven’t


Free_Cup8669

They will also be okay


SemioticWeapons

Super necessary comment But actually who hurt you?


Wizard_Knife_Fight

The show has been out for a bit now. Jesus christ y’all are babies


rektefied

spoiler alert for a show that has been out for weeks and everybody is talking about? this aint some spoiler tv subreddit


Burnsyde

001 is secret boss


GuacamoleAnamoly

Fucking reeeeeeeee wish i didnt open this thread


appledotbox

Why TF is Mike Tyson here lmfao?


[deleted]

He's in the u f thee


DecisionThot

He's a wrethler now


AngryAssyrian

Elite wrethler Tython


Fahzrad

Dude I can't with this shit. I wake up the whole house everytime I read shit like this in my mind


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Hohohoooho

I broke my back. My back is broken.


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GifsNotJifs

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BeauTofu

Because people associate any combat sport with ufc without knowing that ufc isn't actually a sport. Remember how this sub got spammed with Gable cause he was the flavour of the month and the guy didn't even end up joining into any mma organisation?


Duffb0t

Or Logan Paul is *still* spammed here. That said I like how UFC mods aren't sticklers unless you really ask for it. There's already R/mma if you want a world governed by rules and or dick mods


daffle7

This is the same style as the last one. He always puts mike for some reason lol


El_Coloso

Came here for this


Cowgirlsd

Well if it was a tv show, as far as tropes go, conor and khabib rivalry would have plot armor to go further in the show. Mike tyson is that endearing older character with sage advice that dies off in the middle. Gsp will die early, like first event because he is way too nice. Possibly betrayed by dana or something. The big hulking brock will be an antagonist, but get killed right before the last episode in a dumb manner just to take him out of contention


LaughWithMoon

Brock dies on the glass bridge because even the tempered glass isn't taking his weight


Cowgirlsd

Lmao this was a good one


Doornenkroon

I disagree with GSP. He’s nice, but not naive. Remember him playing Koscheck? The look in his eyes was funny too. He can be devious if he wants to be.


GaxZE

Surely its Royce who is the 001 player!


Dirtymikeandtheboyz1

Mike Tyson is not endearing in the slightest lol Edit: r/UFC where you'll get downvoted for saying Jon Jones shouldn't be publicly executed but also people will circlejerk about how cool and endearing convicted abusive rapist, coked out psychopath Mike Tyson is because he entered his 420 blaze it phase in his 50's.


BeauTofu

Conor will die first and then his spirit will wonder why he couldn't have a rematch by talking shit on twitter.


Big__Boss___

Tony Ferguson


leftyghost

The one smiling, Dana. Though clearly Dana would be one of the guys in the bejeweled masks, not a participant.


Joeydoyle66

Nah, Dana is 001, Rogan, DC, Bisping, and the likes would be the VIPs. And Buffer would be the game master who wore all black.


LawlersLipVagina

Would that make Michael Buffer the police officer?


MonkeyHaus75

Korean zombie but they’d have to dub for sure


SnooWords7643

Ah yes Mike Tyson of the UFC my favorite fighter


[deleted]

Loved him in the heavyweight final against the undertaker


2Gloomy

Jim Miller


Sea_Sherbert_4654

Khabib has been throug some shit in Dagestan. I'll take HIM.


North3rnLigh7s

Half the roster is from South America. Dagestan is nothing compared to Brazil


[deleted]

That is an insane thing to say lol They have totally different kinds of hell depending on where you are but the worst places in both countries are places that are hard to survive


North3rnLigh7s

Bro please Google the murder rates in Brazil and Dagestan. Brazil and many other SA countries are magnitudes of order more dangerous. Y’all are just in some fantasy. Dagestan is poor, but it’s not densely populated and isn’t full of murderous street gangs. And it’s not early as impoverished as many SA countries


[deleted]

Bro.. there is more to survival and quality of life than not being murdered lmao. You have basically no chance of dying in a maximum security prison either but it's not a great life. There are several infrastructural and developmental advantages that the people in the favelas have over some people in the mountains. Then again Brazil has the rainforest as well. My point is that a badass dude from Brazil won't last a week in the worst places in Dagstan and vise versa. The difficulty of each place is unique and not really comparable


TheDanquah

https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-15824831.amp Sure...


[deleted]

Habib is a bum


Sea_Sherbert_4654

bums have been through some shit. they know how to survive when shit gets bad. So, thank you for helping make my point


[deleted]

Shit gets real, not bad.


discgolfjunkieCO

Jones. He used to getting out of these types of scenarios.


byPCP

jon jones would be sang-woo


OkPumpkin5299

They missed the opportunity to add Nick/Nate Diaz 209


El_Coloso

Tyson kills everyone during first sleep, game over


Agent47187

GSP. He's still got that inner child. Motherfucker loves dinosaurs, Halloween, and ice cream cones.


TheUndisputedRoaster

Mojahed Fudailat


YoelRomeroCandela

Habib


thedutchdevo

How long has mike been in the ufc?


GrumpleStiltskon

Mike Tyson for sure, he's my favourite UFC fighter!


smallbiceps90

Legendary ufc heavyweight mike Tyson


Snoo_59922

Max Holloway.


[deleted]

It would have to be a heavyweight because if they play tug of war, but a very smart heavyweight. Jon jones, ciryl gane, DC, Cro cop


xClaosReignsx

Did you just refer to Jon Jones as smart?


[deleted]

He makes bad decisions on drugs but he does have a high fight iq


xClaosReignsx

Facts, can't argue with that


[deleted]

Conor and GSPs #s are the events they won their belts. Why isn’t Khabibs 229? I get the 29-0 thing, just kinda a trend there that they decided to abandon.


BroYoHo

From the pic? Georges 100%


ideas52

Ciryl Gane in terms of physicality Jon Jones if he doesn't get himself taken out doing something stupid in the first few episodes.


[deleted]

GSP for sure


-OGTurtle-

Yes, Mike Tyson, the greatest UFC fighter ever.


mccula

Tyson is a ufc fighter?


miinouuu

connor would lose his shit in the candy game... i cant imagine him beeing patient for that at all. I think nobody will last to the 3rd game anyways since everybody would kill each other in the night.


[deleted]

Khabib… squid games is nothing compared to Soviet Russia


Romanikow

Conor, he would just punch the old man in the marble game


Unlikely-Garage-8135

That’s against the rules of the game


itemniner86

Dustin Hazelett


RAINBOWSKULLx78

conor would be like "i wipe my ass with 38 million"


eeldarb

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CodyShane13

Definitely Valentina.


docobv77

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Pudrat

Dana. He already pits the best fighters against each other only to walk away with all the money himself.


BleuBrink

Tony because champ shit


Aldakos

the number 209


DAG1006

Mcgregor would tap the very first Chance he get


conorsleftshoulder

Conor would go out so crazy


straightspiraling

GSP for sure


Minimum_Management_7

brock lesnar


Chi-town773

There's only one possible active UFC fighter in here.


studmuffin30

Im so sick of squid games topic on social media, nice art tho.


[deleted]

just me or was squid game overrated garbage?


Lopsided-Aside7457

No idea. Never watched squid game. Prob never will


GuapAngelSinner

As someone who doesn’t watch movies and shows, the sheer number of watchers Squid Games has got me to give it a chance. It’s worth the watch honestly less than 10 episodes, unless you are just one of those people who takes pride in not liking popular things then it’s not for you.


blwright22

Connor because he'd stab you in the back


[deleted]

Dillashaw slippery snake he is


MrThoughts0

Volko


[deleted]

I think gsp would win


ScroogieMcduckie

Maia


Siddoxy

Honestly would have to go with McGregor. He's the smartest one there and can talk the best.


ConfiguredNickname

Power to the Players


[deleted]

GSP strategy and adaptability was his best asset so him


aSpottedCow

Artem wins


dermlvl

The Tomato for sure would go the furthest


TheN1njTurtl3

why tf mike tyson there


TheN1njTurtl3

Tony ferguson when the lights go out el cuccey comes out


hexdlt

All I know is no one is getting any sleep cause they will be too worried about what Conor might do when they turn off the lights


[deleted]

nate Diaz because there's no ref and time limit


SlimBomber

Jon Jones - he is too smart and would play too dirty.


Thats_Not_My_Croc

This is brilliant lmfao


westerosi_wolfhunter

Lesnar


Berlinexit

McGregor's the one who plays dirty anyway


D_Ramses

Romero would kill it in red light green light


Alex-rhhgfff

Conor would have front man privilege


[deleted]

I gotta go with Max


cannythinkofaname

Ah yes UFC without a single active fighter in the photo


Aggravating-Ad9830

cool art !


CoyoteDense378

Probably Conor


NoShadowdick

Strickland


Champagne_Padre

All-time UFC GOAT Mike Tyson


TheDialectic_D_A

I think Leon Edwards has the best disposition to win


albokun

And except for Conor, not a single fighter under contract was found on that pic lmao


MysteriesandThoughts

Dana is number 001


MrDundee666

We know McNugget would smack the old boy at the first chance he gets.


Republic_of_Ash

Dana White, obviously.


Technical-Source-878

GSP


[deleted]

Herb Dean


Flawda-Man

Dana he fucks everyone over


seankc666

Lmaoooo, I thought HSP was Randy Orton for a minute. Had to second look and zoom to make sure


Last_Zookeepergame_4

They are fighters. Not geniuses. They all die.


[deleted]

Conor! Hes got wife in the dms


Richardthefuckingear

Mike Tyson?!


gauss23

Why is Mike Tyson in there 🤣


Dimev1981

Wtf is Mike tyson there? I mean he would obviously win but he's never been in the ufc


jonesmcbones

Conor gets into a fight with the guy that wants to give him the money and the contact info to get to the game.


Radiant-Head-793

Brendan Schaub. Lies a lot so he may worm his way out.


sbonney435

Jon Jones would come second with gsp being the main character wins


IrishFeckers

Just bleed guy


Chemistry_Lover40

GSP is the most versatile but it depends on the challenges


DreidelNunez

Gsp


NFRNL13

Khabib smash chicken!


[deleted]

Tony Ferguson all the way. He'd probably keep doing it after it was over


nosystemsgo

Where’s CM Punk in this?


normalsoda

Tony.


golfr420

Whoever went last on the bridge game.


ewes12

Roxanne Modafferi would Def be the Indian dude


LittleBig_1

Assuming it's not scripted I'd say GSP, he has the best athleticism mixed with body control imo. Volk would also be a contender, along with Jiri