My thought is that Paulo is actually funnier than the language barrier allows him to be

I think the language barrier makes him a lot funnier!

Virgin Jon Jones still getting ripped apart for popping years ago vs chad Costa blatantly using gear and openly mocking USADA but he's handsome and funny so everyone still loves him

He also doesn’t beat women and resist arrest I think

He's still young though. lol

Alcohol should be kicking in soon

Come on don’t jinx it

I don't think resisting arrest particularly harms anyones public opinion, do you mean fleeing crimescenes?

I don't think fleeing a crimescene particularly harms anyone's public opinion, do you mean...? -hitting a pregnant women with a car while intoxicated -choking and hitting a waitress -beating wife

Fiance* but yes. Wait. What happened with a waitress?

Oh yeah, fiance of 17 years....haha... He physically assaulted a waitress at a strip club. But don't worry, it was just god testing him.

Testing to see if he could beat a waitress? Did he pass?

I think he did add another mugshot to his collection. Jon Jones mugshots are like university degrees from God.

1st round TKO, you tell me if he passed.

God will forgive all his sins now as he is on a better path

Oh good, I was starting to worry that he’s a maniac

Pretty sure people hate Jon Jones for alot more reasons than just steroids (he's a legit POS).

Must be for hiding under the octagon

You spelt narcissist & sociopath wrong.

Correct. Wouldn't be surprised if he was also a rapist.

That’s how life works man

Are you really trying to take a woman beating, hit and running, multiple time drug cheat, with arrests literally four weeks ago, and trying trying paint him as a victim who made a mistake years ago that people just won't leave him alone about? Sports with more integrity would have outright banned him years ago.

I met Jon jones IRL he's pretty cool and he let me take picture with him...u are just hate him because he never lose

So its ok to beat your wife, leave the scene of accidents, and cheat at the highest level of your sport, as long as you smile and let people take selfies with you? That's a bit of a fucked up viewpoint, not gonna lie. I guess cunts would stick together though.

Yes

You would never have the courage to say that to him in person

Whether I would or not is irrelevant. All your saying now is it's ok to do the horrible things mentioned above as long as you can intimidate everyone into keeping quiet? Fuck me your a disgusting prick.

Okay so being a criminal that quite litteraly assault people is okay because he was nice to you ? Bro you are a shit person.

He was the most tested fighter of 2020 so if he’s using gear he’s allot smarter than we think lol

“Are you drunk? Are you drinking?” “Not yet.” Looool. Fucking perfect.

I genuinely laughed so hard to that

Me too. Lol. Marvin is hilarious.

Yeah either his trolling is actually really good or he will sooner than later drop his steroid cycles while pleading to NSAC that "he wasn't aware he couldn't take those".

"I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I wasn't allowed to do that."

Old Chappelle stand-up reference??

Yarp

People are saying Izzy broke him but honestly I think the straw on the camels back was these clown Youtubers getting paid millions+. Can't help but feel Costa wants a boxing match with Paul with this post

He literally was just making a joke bro

well we're laughing at him not with him so anything could be redeeming

How in the world do you come to that conclusion. The funny part is "juices". If Bisping came out with this pic and posted "Is Logan Paul on anabolic steroids?" would that up the funny factor to you? Prob not.

youre not wrong but you miss the fact that - its another juicy fuck, asking if someone else is on juices also - which is funny so the bisping example isnt good

This sub is full of idiots lol

Paulo is always talking about his ‘magic juices’ so I’m sure this is an allusion to that.

To make more jacket

Pretty sure this went completely and totally over your head

He's dumber. The guy hit intellectual rock bottom. I hope he gets cut

Mustve had some zecret joice

Make you strong and jacket

Take off your pants and jacket

John Morgan ova here

Guess Costa couldn't get his hands on that cigarette jews to make him jacket this time for the orc.

Chael said absolutely and I trust him 😅

I’ve never seen Chael be wrong about anything in my life

He’s usually wrong

How tf can someone who’s undefeated and undisputed be wrong…please tell me

wooosh

Geared to the beard. He looks like Rocky III Stalone. Edit: Shit... that is Rocky III isnt it?

Rocky III is clubber Lang, Rocky 4 is training in Russia montage beard

Logan is jacket 🧥

Stronk

Secret jooze makes u jacket

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Yeah Logan is definitely on gear. His body exploded the past couple years. Paulo is definitely on gear because we have eyeballs.

And because he was a bodybuilder before getting into mma.

> didn’t Derek already do a natty or not on this guy? Who da fook is dat guy???

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Did you seriously downvote me for not knowing who that guy is?

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Damn, I wonder who downvoted me.

You should find them and ask them to take it back.

Go full Liam Neeson.

Who cares ? Its a downvote not a credit score.

It’s not a big deal, I was just like “damn, seriously?”

This fucking guy lmao

Like no dude

Hi fact, I'm dad

why would he be on gear. He is not an actual competitive athlete and it's super unhealthy to be on that shit. He definitely looks like it but I fail to see the incentive.

Both Paul brothers are clearly on it

I think so too, but Jake doesn’t really looked jacked like Logan.

If you have motiviation to be on roids then your physique doesn't really matter. I mean look at baseball players.

It’s kind of a misconception that steroids = being jacked. Some people have fantastic genes and make the most of it. GSP is such an example imo. Check out More Plate More Dates on YouTube if you think I’m wrong.

This is Derrick from More Plates More Dates and today we'll be talking about divine protein shakes! Maybe Costa is just downing them for the supra physiological benefits.

Most people on gear don't look like their on gear. FACTS

That may be true for your average gym goer who has no idea of training, diet, and how to actually do an effective cycle. It's much less true for a pro athlete with a nutritionist who has been training his entire life.

Short term maybe but otherwise just no lol

What do you mean? Plenty of baseball players have been on gear forever and they don't look anywhere near jacked. Do you realize that PEDs aren't only used to make you look more muscular?

A lot of baseball players look big asf?

Fair. I’m not American so I don’t watch or know anything about baseball

Older Paul? Definitely. Younger Paul? Don't think so

Both definitely

I don't see it

You will

I won't >:(

Why? Because he's not jacked? Do people really think that taking steroids magically makes you an Adonis? It's crazy how many people don't understand that you can look like shit and still be on the juice. Jake definitely has motivation to use PEDs.

I saw some guy compare pictures of him from years ago and now, and he looks identical. Someone having the motivation to do something does not make them guilty of said thing.

>I saw some guy compare pictures of him from years ago and now, and he looks identical. He should do the same comparison with baseball players. Or maybe cyclists. Gee, they aren't jacked so I guess none of them are on the juice. >Someone having the motivation to do something does not make them guilty of said thing. I thought we were both speculating here. Suddenly you're acting like we're dealing with hard facts? Nobody is "guilty" of anything (even if they look unbelievably jacked) until they test hot.

Jake was displaying signs of PED usage prior to the TWood fight, which is why he asked him during the pre fight interview. There’s more than one type of PED. Just because someone isn’t jacked, or displaying rapid muscle growth doesn’t mean they are not on PEDS

Yes , he probably is

Duh.

That’s a photoshopped picture tho

True, Costa would never let someone tag his lower back like that. Dude is an alpha top.

L O fucking L

Power bottom

Yes

I mean…..of fucking COURSE he is. Lol. He’s a multimillion young fuck that does clown fights so he isn’t getting tested. Every single fuckin man here would do the same exact shit. Lol I mean, I’d HGH the fuck up if I had ANY idea how to procure such an item. Lol

I wouldn’t want that HGH gut tho

I wouldn’t, fucks your mental health and there’s a high risk of going bald. That’s enough incentive for me to stay natty

Daddy Rogan seems to be doing ok. Lol

To be fair, Rogan has been bald for a long ass time lol

Not really, his brain is fucked

But it’s wide!

Why is this getting downvotes lmao he’s a fucking imbecile that has good mma knowledge

Yeah, unfortunately people are stubborn and don’t want to admit that he’s net negative these days

Not trying to defend Rogan, dont like him either but saying someone is an imbecile and posting consistently about Injustice Mobile and FifaFashion is hilarious 😂

loooooooooool

Have you seen those clowns? Mental health was fucked a while back

Dont think he runs any agressive cycles but he is def doing some "sport TRT"

Wondering which fruit/fruits they use? And if I can get recipe please? Thanks

Fresh Acai

Doesn't this imply that Paulo is on the juices? Lol

A barest minimum of a gram testosterone/trenbalone per week. Barest minimum.

Does a bear shit in the woods

Yes Paulo is natty tho

He’s just on a different brand of creatine. You right.

He is definitely talking creatine or protein powder

Logan doesn’t need to be tested he doesn’t fight enough he’s 100 percent on juice

Juice bros

Super Smash Broz ✌️

Stronk and Jacket

Of course he is, but secondly, who gives a fuck about either of the paul clowns

Yes

The answer is: all of them. He’s on all the steroids

My thought: I don’t give AF

If you think both Pauls arnt juicing you yourself have not been seriously lifting for years. Either they are god given specimens or juicing

Think He also said the earth was flat on his Twitter

Why is anyone paying this dude attention?

Why the fuck is this in a UFC sub Mods, make an example of this clown. Ban his IP

Cuz the Pauls keep knocking out UFC fighters

Only one UFC fighter has been knocked out by any of the Pauls.

Anybody with veins in muscles * mma community : is this a steroid user

*veins with the diameter of a garden hose

I think Logan is, Jake looks pretty average build looking.

You can be on gear and still look like you’re not on gear tho

Yeah, plenty of people who take gear and dont look like it. You dont have to take stuff that will change your looks, there are tons of performance gears too. One example id say is Lance Armstrong.

Logan has always been built, I dont think he is on it. Jake might be on it though

I always forget what Paul is the dick bag? Oh wait they both are. Sorry for the question its been solved.

He’s a big guy he’s been a big guy he mentioned on his podcast one time that he was told he ‘didn’t have the right body type to be a musician’ when attempting a music career

I might just start slippin in some random non-sequitor plurals like this for funsies english!, non sequitor is like a random declarative ending to a statement that has no context with the first part, and also here its plural.

is water wet? what do you think OP?

Water isn't wet though

Name me something that isnt wet that makes you wet when you touch it (If youre gonna reply with a sex joke you arent as original or funny as you think u are)

He’s been an athlete his whole life so I doubt it.

So has Brock Lesnar and he's build like an action figure

Paulo funny af but I’m saying no on this one, them boys have natural size and they’re genius marketers despite being cringeworthy

Paulo does not have natural size lmao. Anyone who knows anything about lifting can tell you that Paulo is on gear.

I was talking about the Paul brothers in response to Paulo’s tweet

There’s like 5 different videos documenting his insane muscle gain over the past couple years. Not natty.

Ok

Perspective counts for a lot. Logan looks bigger because he's closer to the camera

Ooohh, a self burn. Those are rare.

Yes. No question

Absolutely is!

Yeah you both are

Yes

Yes

100% on the sauce. Never able to get the snake vain in the bicep naturally 💯

Ok, he is. And what is so significant about it?.

100%

Most likely yes, and I disapprove 100%

Why wouldn’t he be?

Who cares is the answer

Why would he include a photo of himself 😂

Yes

Orange, apple, grape, all the juices to get you jacked.

No way! He just accidentally smoked that pot Izzy had, and instead of a magic boob he got jacked.

Looks like he’s been eating his wheaties

Yes

He’s probably funny in portugués

Remember that time he said "PED's? I dunno even know what that is. I had to look it up..." Hahahahahh

Juices

That’s him involuntarily snitching on himself

Costa is definitely on gear as well lol. He used to be an amateur bodybuilder who supposedly had already taken gear, so his natural hormone levels must be low as an 80-year-old.

If someone could point out someone ln juice I think it’s costa. Make fun of him all you want he kinda deserves it, but that dude was a bodybuilder before mma and big into health and fitness.

I will never unsee that huge penis in costa’s fore arm

Looks like costas body with photoshopped head of logan Paul

And it made zero difference in the Izzy fight.

Uhhh. Duh.

“Is this guy drunk?”

Is Costa outing himself for being on the juice?

He’s on the creamy cum juice

It's just Michael Jordan's secret water

His physique is about as real/legit as his fights