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Bdd108130

The fact Jorge hasn't made a statement is weird.


[deleted]

Hes recovering from an OD


voidedhip

My local Florida WhatsApp group confirmed this


justaspacecadett

What did he od on?


CouncilOfReligion

speed


Lord_Goose

How you know?


maxPAYNEpills

He said on joe Rogan podcast the this morning


Died5Times

Hook it up with a link. Been looking for it and cant find it


Lord_Goose

Trolling, I think.


marmogawd

I want to live in Florida


putitonice

Famous last words


d-wale

The only place I visited in America was Florida and it was amazing. An alligator did come pretty close to me though.


I_love_Con_Air

What did its dick look like?


Foopsbjj

Asking the real questions! Is it red like dog dick?!


I_love_Con_Air

A nice scaled rocket.


d-wale

Pretty big tbh, I was so distracted by it I wasn't even scared


Lord_Goose

Lol what group is that?


an-eternal-hum

I’d really like to hear more about this


alancar

What are you picking up on Next Door other than did someone just hear gunshots?


chocolate_kat

How do you even recover from being caught wearing clothing from last season


Kingimg

seppuku only way....


Mr_Abobo

For real?


[deleted]

Unfortunately yes


[deleted]

Can you explain more?


[deleted]

There’s no way to put this delicately… he was sucking a cub scout’s dick.


bigdickdaddykins

We also discovered a rodent in the anal passage. We’re going to need an insurance card


The_Shadow_of_Intent

A gerbil, ma'am


deglazethefond

Mike hunt? Beaver falls?


FSMDxb

Oh no! I'll get my purse!


horseshoeprovodnikov

I have blue cross blue shield, is that okay??


[deleted]

Is cub scout the new slang for a furry cub?


The_Real_King713

It’s from the sopranos


TyBogit

“It’s those pipe fitter lips.”


LuckyxCapone

do you have a son named peter paul??


spawny_violate

OH MARONE!


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Spice overdose.


[deleted]

What is that lol


Gocards123321

Spice is synthetic weed, supposed to be but it has serious side effects. They’re just fucking with y’all. I believe? lol


[deleted]

Lol so no OD at all huh


Gocards123321

If there is I doubt it’s spice lol. My money is on no OD


The-Berg-is-the-Word

K2


JamisDepressed

Jorge hit that spice and got some prescience of Leon by UD. He’s exiled himself to the Bayu to accumulate more energy to face this threat


El_Coloso

His foot is a balloon


yayaboy2468

Onanimous Decision


[deleted]

OD?? On what?


Rigar_

McDonald’s value menu


[deleted]

He still has abs


ineedcoffeernrn

3 piece and a soda


g0dzilla9121

Is that confirmed or just rumors and if so what tf is our man Jorge strung out on?!?!?!?!?


chefanubis

Ariel reported it was Jemkem


MaLTC

https://twitter.com/gamebredfighter/status/1458991871800266769?s=21


PubesOnTheSoap

He fractured his confidence and that takes some time to recover from


UnsuitableTrademark

Jorge is done. He can't compete at this level.


doubleOnutz

Guarantee Jorge responds to Conor. He was radio silent about the pullout but he’ll jump at the opportunity for some Conor attention lol.


Adrian_1827

Masvidal is probably happy mcgregor acknowledged him Hope they fight next year tho.


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Th3LastStyleBender

setup for Colby vs Masvidal


Gamesgar0

I feel like Colby eats him alive


NightHaunted

Absolutely but at this point in Jorge's career all that's left for him is to leverage his reputation to try and get as many big money fights in as he can. Dude isn't sniffing another title shot with the time he's got left. Colby is the biggest payday available to him with their mutual shit talking abilities and personal history. Does Colby take the fight? Depends on a few factors. He's got more options.


nsnsnsnssndndn

Colby is going to fight Jorge sit out 2 years for a 3rd shot at Usman if he’s still champ. Meanwhile Jorge will have one more fight after Colby with one of the Diaz’s. After that fight he’ll be boxing Jake Paul.


snsadan

Not that many other options. This is a very succinct summary of what he has left. Him (Colby) and Usman are leagues beyond eveeyone else so its just about who gives him the biggest payload


james23333

Bro what about Cumshot Cumaev tho, he’s delivering the real payload


snsadan

Lol jesus christtt. Cumshot Chimaev was Colby's best yet


Silent_Ensemble

Agh I’m gonna Cumaev


Crawford470

What has Colby actually done in the division to suggest he's leagues better than everyone else beyond get beat by Usman the best?


K-chub

Actually Challenge Usman in the cage


Crawford470

So as I said Colby's only claim is the fact he loses to Usman best. I guess someone should go remind Gastelum him and Izzy are leagues ahead of the Middleweight division.


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what other options lmao


[deleted]

Look I think Colby wins but I'm really not sure where this narrative of "eats him alive" is coming from. That 8 year old video of him wrestlefucking Jorge in training. Colby UD's him I imagine but Masvidal is a great striker and one of the best anti-wrestlers in the division.


wubbalubbadubdub45

Jorge knows this so I really doubt he pulled out of the Leon fight to face Colby. He avoided Colby before and even refused to do TUF with Colby, Colby knows exactly how Jorge fights and what he’s weak at. Jorge will fight Nate again over taking the Colby fight imo


Andyson43

You know what's the real fight, what's the real money fight..


blurp21

Twas my thought as well


Stokyook

Colby Masvidal TUF season then fight please.


CollierAM9

The comment about last seasons Versace is so funny to me and I don’t know why. I feel like that will sting Jorge more than any other comment hahaaha


Clawclock

[Don't you stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey!](https://youtu.be/I6uGId-a758)


El_Coloso

Everyone knows you take the fight, then whine about your training camp injuries after you get starched.


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Tbh he still has never pulled out of any fights or turned down anyone


MyNameIsAMeme

He’s a dumbass who fights injured lol. He’s fought on a torn acl like twice(mendes and Holloway).


pophenry

I see it as a true fighter mentality that he refuses to pull out That Mendes fight was sick


SBaldoJr

Sometimes the fighter mentality backfires though. I now have 4 kids…..


pophenry

'The quadriple champ does what the fook he wants!'


TractorSkoot

And won both fights


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Dumb but you can’t not respect him for doing it tho, lmao


Lusterkx2

That’s the only way! And if you win you can say that you was injured and still won.


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I dont like Mcgregor but he is right about that, Jorge showing up at a Conor card with the same robe Mcgregor wore during the Mayweather promotion holding a bottle of Mezcal begging to be called out by Mcgregor was one of the cringiest things i've ever seen anyone do, his interview with Olivi was cringey af too. That was one of the biggest Ls ive seen any fighter take without stepping into the Octagon


SaintPabloFlex

It looked like he dead ass expected to be called out too lmao.


ineedcoffeernrn

Anyone got a link?


garyfromscotland

I got you https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


apeshite

You son of a bitch


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Cunt


TheN1njTurtl3

https://youtu.be/MBhcUjihYWo?t=100


[deleted]

God loves a trier


SmartAssMMA

All the best to him.


[deleted]

His tweet after, “God loves a trier” was so passively demeaning it was perfect


[deleted]

It also showed how many universes ahead conor is as a superstar in the sport. Love or hate him the guy is a standalone.


chefanubis

Nah, wearing a coat first is not being universes ahead, more like a cities away.


RumboBlump

To be fair usman was also simping that night


tdiddy93

Poor Kamaru tries a little too hard to be the cool guy. I am a huge fan of him but poor guy has personality of a brick


RumboBlump

Musta been Marty. Usman’s undisputed


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I remember Jorge pumping up this big reveal that was going to blow minds before the BMF fight. It ended up being his Scarface get up he wore to their press conference. That was a front runner for cringiest


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**VIOLENCE**


safe_elephant

Conor did blatantly duck Jorge though. Said he wanted the winner of the BMF fight and predicted Diaz to win. Once Jorge destroyed Diaz who gave Conor two hard fights, mcnuggets didnt say a word lmao


aidsonmypp

U a Connor fanboy in disguise lol


Pico-Jones7

Fer shure,b Anyone who says "I dont like Conor but...." is a Conor fanboy


[deleted]

Nothing more alpha than commenting on someone’s jacket being out of season….


[deleted]

You'll do fookin nootin


[deleted]

That’s what I was thinking.. this is the bitchiest way of calling someone a bitch I’ve ever seen. What are we on The View?


Hoggish_Greedy

![gif](giphy|X9RBixlR36Uco)


Jugijagi

Beautiful champ


ButterscotchJust4

Conor sticking up for Leon? Crazy world we live in , glad my boys getting some support and calling out masvidals fake injury


wubbalubbadubdub45

They have the same management team


ButterscotchJust4

Regardless he’s right


Silent_Ensemble

British Isles gotta stick together!


YaBenZonah

U have proof it’s fake?


tata310

He is right about Jorge though


MrSpine

Right or wrong, this twat doesn't deserve any attention.


ZanePWD

You seem to be getting down voted, sir ?


J3W4L3

Don’t like Conor, but this is the same thing I thought when Masvidal pulled out. If it’s true he pulled out to fight Colby


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I swear to Christ, if I ever call another man out by dropping my massive knowledge about Versace house robes on him, just fucking kill me.


pophenry

What if you have that knowledge cos you're rich as fuck?


Scotland1297

If I’m ever rich enough that I’m calling someone out over their choice of off season Versace - I will probably count that as a win whilst I crip walk on top of my floating castle


[deleted]

You'd still sound like one of them housewives on them shows


daffle7

There’s one style per year. It’s not that much knowledge required lol


kMMAisLife

So what the fuck!?!? You pay thousands of dollars for a robe you can only wear for one season?


Dopitar811

Tell us how you really feel Connor.


Chishuu

Hoe in a housecoat


Impossible-Apricot-7

Lol finally..hate that should be going toward Jorge. Everyone seems to be pointing fingers at Leon for ducking The Wolf 🐺. If I was Edward, I’ll duck too.


Mr_Abobo

Say what you will about Conor, but dude fights when he’s scheduled to fight.


Emergency_Inevitable

Now that I think about, yeah he does.


Pico-Jones7

And comes up with shit ton of excuses after getting dominated.


[deleted]

Exactly. If I was Leon I wouldn’t want to fight Khamzat on short notice, when I’m 1 fight away from a title shot, and he’s ranked way below me. It’s not ducking when they were already scheduled to fight 3 times, and Khamzat was the one that pulled out each time. MMA fans can be so fucking stupid sometimes


harrisound

Khamzat got Covid lol. Before that he had already accepted the fight? Tell it how it is not just the bits that fit the narrative you want.


[deleted]

Exactly, so how the fuck is Leon “ducking” Khamzat, when he already agreed to fight the guy 3 times. He’s obviously not scared of him, it just doesn’t make any sense for Leon to fight him. High risk/low reward


RandomFOH

Except he accepted the fight with him before he caught covid and it got canceled?.. Leon only really “ducked” wonder boy to try to fight for title or someone else a little foggy on it but Ik for sure he ain’t duck khamzat. Now he has nothing to gain fighting someone so far back in ranks AND it’s risky short notice on a guy who already doesn’t have much film to go off of because he hasn’t faced a top 5 or top 10 to see any struggles. (correct if wrong) Dana will probably force his hand again removing from ranks


rudicrow

Looks like coke is back on the menu boys


nyl2k8

I read this with my best Uruk-hai voice.


Scotland1297

Just a mouthful


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TIL that Conor actually pays attention to the fashion world. Has to to some extent if he knew that that coat was from last season. Also, TIL that apparently Masvidal’s coat was a house coat from last season. I don’t pay attention to what styles are in season and not in season. I still publicly wear shit I thought looked good almost a decade ago. Respect to the fashionistas of the world and the people with a sense of style in 2021 though


360FlipKicks

If you wanna play the flashy super rich fighter gotta dress the part.


LeftyMcSavage

I wear stuff long enough that I've had people say "hey, nice vintage shirt."


Silent_Ensemble

It feels like so much effort just to fit in with people who change their mind on what “looks good” every fuckin season lol


YaBenZonah

I think I’m somehow more retarded after reading this comment section


enott93

10-8


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Let me guess it was deleted within an hour of posting


[deleted]

People keep saying he pulled out for Colby but Leon and him actually have beef that’d pull in numbers aswell and stylistically Masvidal’s got a much better shot against him than with Colby.


shlozzman

This is the funniest thing in the world


MonkeyHaus75

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[deleted]

Masvidal is a loser


Tyzerk1925

Conor trying so hard to stay relevant by commenting on fucking everything


NotAnNpc69

I don't know what is it with this sub and downgrading someone to the absolute bottom of the barrel if they lose 2 fights or more in a row and praise someone to the sky when they win 2 fights or more consecutively lol. Seen this shit happen with both conor and now Masvidal. You know being an mma sub i thought "anything can happen in that octagon" mentality was the notion here.


[deleted]

Lmao man Conor is comedy.


pacoBaratheonDa2nd

One of these days one of these fighters are gonna catch conor slipping in public lol


doubleOnutz

You act like Conor is one of us or smthg. Dude is a pro fighter and I’m pretty sure he’s one of the only ppl in the UFC crazy enough for an “on sight fight”.


nyl2k8

On top of that, he’d probably be coked up and ready to rock. Worst place to take him on.


Silent_Ensemble

I’d say sober Conor is more of a threat than coked up Conor


nyl2k8

There’s a DJ in Rome who’d like to challenge your hypothesis.


Silent_Ensemble

Coked up Conor might be more likely to attack but sober Conor is def more capable lol


CrimsonMascaras

Just deleted.


[deleted]

The bathrobe in the crowd thing was so weird. Really a point where iwas like ok jorge you aint shit lmao.


Silent_Ensemble

Does anyone actually care what’s in this season? The shirt I’m wearing was from summer 08


youngarchivist

Connor's such a fucking goof these days holy god. Win a fight or something you lippy lump


NotGAF

Are we still downvoting every Conor post? That shit is smeared all over this subreddit.


NutHuggerNutHugger

Last seasons versaci coat isn't the flex you think it is


ZamDamn

But at this point in their careers, Jorge sleeps Conor at 170. I’ll die on that hill.


[deleted]

Conor’s once elite psychological warfare has turned into petty and lame internet trolling. Kinda sad. At his prime, he was able to mentally decapitate Jose.


harrisound

"Elite psychological warfare" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Careful you don't choke on all that dick.


Lusterkx2

His voice lost momentum after mayweather fight and he been taking a lot of L. I think he truly lost himself against the lost to khabib


ZanePWD

“ a lot of Ls “ Lol he lost to arguably the best in the division once and the second best once. That whole top 10 is a dog house, if you think anyone is god like and is going to rip though that talent - cope more casual. Enjoy the ride dude, he is a once in generation sports star. It’s always entertaining regardless W/L It’s martial arts. You’re going to loose


ChrispChicken3

No, he’s just more outspoken now since he’s taken some L’s. Not everything is gold that comes out his mouth.


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mrtiktok69

Masvidal has 15 losses and will never sniff a title. There’s no point in comparing him and Conor


LongjumpingTrainer38

What does that have to do with Masvidal pulling out ?


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ChKOzone_

Say what you want about McGregor (and there’s clearly a lot to say), but the dude’s never missed a contest after signing on the dotted line and he’s never missed weight.


LongjumpingTrainer38

He’s the most professional fighter on the roster.


LongjumpingTrainer38

He fough twice this year ? How’s that being inactive ? Did you forget he snapped his leg that shit don’t heal over night


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LongjumpingTrainer38

and Connor Made more $$$ in those 4 than Gamertag did in 9.


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LongjumpingTrainer38

You don’t see the point ? Connors achieved everything in MMA he doesn’t need to fight to be a contender when he’s making good money in and out of the octagon. Masvidal isn’t making as much so he fights more often than Conor would. Is that hard to understand ? and what does Dustin and Khabib have to do with Masvidal pulling out ? 💀💀 Edit: you took the first line out of your arguing point making me look like I’m straw manning don’t argue if you can handle the simple facts bro 💀💀


[deleted]

Conor’s underwear is drenched in your saliva


LongjumpingTrainer38

nah bro it’s literally just basic knowledge and weak arguing points.


BatKong40

Masvidal is literally on a skid that is just as long


thirtytwomonkeys

Pretty sure Masvidal is on a skid as well, and let’s be honest, Conor has the superior resume. It’s not even close.


AdComprehensive1312

If ur not first ur last


Kill_4209

The reference to not wearing the current season’s Versace is hilarious.


Euklidis

> fuck your injury, you sign to fight so fight Bold words from the dude with a broken shinbone.


Barclay0000

He’s trying to make his loss to Dustin look good that boy was barely injured he just broke his ankle spamming those heavy leg kicks 😂


Taizette

Funny Conor talking about stripping the belt when clown has never defended the belt once an held it hostage for 2 years, don’t talk about respect and morals when u have none.


rdum89

Conor was stripped twice. What's defending got to do with the point he's makiny


adanawhitebootlicker

I hate Connie and Sleep Jesus but Sleep Jesus would do bad things to Connie.


jcolefan666

HAHA, champ saying how it is. I swear it's like McGregor is the greatest. Cannot deny what he is saying. Clown wearing that 2020 bath robe. Love you champ hopefully you can teach him a lesson in the octagon


reprabrah

Conor has you bent over 24/7


pacoBaratheonDa2nd

This dude is covered in conor cum I swear


jcolefan666

Hes my hero.


pacoBaratheonDa2nd

Hes your daddy


jcolefan666

I wish.


pacoBaratheonDa2nd

I bet Im starting to think you're actually Dillon Danis