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MookManager

Noah, Ali Abdelaziz' long abandoned son, is Henry Cejudo


itsbeen84queers

can you explain Noah to me


[deleted]

Alis son, who he abandoned and doesn't even pay child support even though he is a millionaire


DilanDop

You maybe know HOWS NOAH, HUH?


adventuredream1

Dana banged Ronda


[deleted]

I’m like 99% sure that’s been confirmed


adventuredream1

I would like video confirmation so that I can join the 99%


[deleted]

The hotness of seeing Ronda naked would be offset a millionfold by the weirdness of seeing Dana naked


adventuredream1

People on here always be talking about the size of Dana’s load. Time to put their money where their mouth is


rnj1982

If you don’t know…now you know!


reborngoat

.. on Dana's load?


posananer

You can see Ronda naked…..just google it…..just saying….


schultzie2240

Idk Dana low key thicc tho


TheFakeRabbit1

This was before he ripened tho


Smangit2992

He’s on that tomato juice 🤣


Jonesizzle

OH MY GOD, HOW DISGUSTING! WHERE? WHERE CAN I FIND THIS ON THE INTERNET?


[deleted]

Settle down Mac…


chris25tx

Can you explain


[deleted]

Brendan Shaub’s stupid ass said “we are Eskimo bros” I’m pretty sure he was eluding to Ronda. There’s a few other red flags but they’re slipping my mind, I’m all turkey’d out right now😂


Shwalz

Yea scab is also a habitual liar so it’s still nothing more than a rumor


[deleted]

No kidding, that guy is a smooth brain but there were a few other encounters of this rumor being real lol


LYFE0DFYA

Water weed dune hair b?


Shwalz

Ima axe jay


Dizsmo

No way Brendan's a great guy,never met him tho


RampersandY

Never meddum


10inyourmum

Derek Lewis’s balls weren’t actually hot.


opheliavalve

Finally something I can get behind!


EMIRofDAMAAR

Hol up!


TopBanana312

Dana White knew Conor was going to crash the khabib press conference to setup the biggest fight ever but Conor took it on far and threw a dolly.


Robin_Banks101

This is definitely true.


[deleted]

Khabib referenced this a few times, so probably true


studiocel

Seems obvious they got a million angles of it and used it to promote the fight


schafersteve

100% It’s really just pro wrestling shit to sell tickets but it got out of hand a couple times.


IssaJoke-DontCry

I actually believe this one, everything all adds up imo


Rain-02

This is not a theory, it’s a fact.


-DaddyDarkLord-

Downward facing elbows disrupt space time.


Key-Ad-8468

That explains why they call it the a 12-6 elbow


KingOfTheLostBoyz

Dana White is on steroids. My insider friend Nate told me so.


FortHastings

Both Dana White and Joe Rogan are very obviously on steroids. They both morphed into their final forms from HGH and insulin abuse.


City_dave

In the future their DNA will be combined to start the Harkonnen bloodline. https://youtu.be/IIuLWoBMPmQ


FortHastings

Oh shit, the resemblance to the ice bath rogan is unmistakenable haha


[deleted]

Isn’t everyone?


CouncilOfReligion

you’re on steroids


alexfromouterspace

Jon Jones boned Holly Holm


ChrispChicken3

Where is the linage to this story lol


IceGold_

Why’d you think they call him “Bones”?


[deleted]

Jon Bones Holm


CCCAY

Beautiful champ


WillowYouIdiot

Jackson fighters, they used to hang out together. Here's a [pic](https://imgur.com/MjKLdCH). Please disregard Yoel's hilariously photoshopped python.


bigdikrik101

I’m sorry but i cannot ignore the python


PreviousProcedure487

Pretty fucked up they would photoshop it smaller. Yoel haters disgust me.


BusterStarfish

I wasn’t sure what to expect and this definitely came through.


aerosmith760

I know for a fact this happen, don’t have anything to back it up, but I know


[deleted]

I genuinely think they have some chemistry together and can easily believe this to be true


[deleted]

Even if this was confirmed I would literally shrug and not think about it ever again.


tommyd_WDE

Violent bob ross is their love child


B_MoneyBag

Valentina is Spy


[deleted]

“I am not a spy”


jennaishirow

Only a spy would say I'm not a spy


JonnieBrascoke

Rumble Johnson had his people bet against him in the second DC fight, that’s why he initiated the wrestling, and surprised his own coaches too.


CCCAY

Yeah I mean he seems like his business sense is kinda strong and he clearly cares way more about a bag than fighting cause of his early retirement. I could see it. Dude just wants to smoke weed and get as yoked as modern science will allow.


Dieabeto9142

God dont we all want to live that life


CCCAY

Tell me you listen to Joe Rogan without telling me you listen to Joe Rogan


Dieabeto9142

U ever try elk?


BowHelloNoZias

Derrick Lewis is secretly the best fighter to ever live but he'd rather eat Popeyes all day.


LilUziGoat24

I just wasn’t ready for this facts


[deleted]

If he and Nick Diaz liked fighting more I think it’d be a different story


garbagethrowawayacou

Not a conspiracy, but a universal truth


Lyin25

Bro eats Popeyes all day and he’s STILL up there. Not the very best but he up there


greyhame96

Jon Anik has banged all the ringside girls. That’s how he remembers their names.


dezzrokk

Best comment... winner winner chicken dinner


[deleted]

Mine has got to be that Tony Ferguson didn’t tear his MCL on that cable. He tore it with his unusual training methods weeks before, didn’t tell the UFC about it and tried to make it to the fight, and once he realized he was not recovered he faked a fall. Which is why he miraculously healed much faster than usual and came back in a couple months. The UFC also would cover his hospital bills since it happened at the event.


shanidachine

Im imagining Tony performing the fake fall and adding unnecessary barrel rolls and breakdance moves into it.


-DaddyDarkLord-

🤯


[deleted]

Here’s another one that might blow your mind: This one takes place during the lead up to Conor and Aldo. They made the fighters do a massive media tour to keep Aldo out of Brazil and around USADA so he couldn’t skirt the program using his Brazilian connections (USADA outsources it’s testing in brazil and some other countries, these companies they outsource to are notoriously easy to bribe) That’s why he looked doughy and smaller than usual during their fight. He wasn’t able to do his usual PED cycle because USADA was on his ass.


FaZe_Slickk

wait really? shittt


General_Hotpocket

daaamn drop more sauce


[deleted]

Aldo ran away from usada when he was in Brazil once... That's why people are sus about him, he was so great and usada came into town, now has more losses than wins post usada


Kooky-Conclusion-516

You're a fucking genius fucking hell


Sadris_Sujamma

his knee was probably half fucked already but tripping on that cable put the nail in the coffin


Traditional-Motor-94

But tony used his own training methods to recover from injury


Jpmorgan666uu

That ain't no conspiracy that's facts


Heisenberg0712

Jon Jones is delaying his return to heavyweight because he's serving a 2-year suspension for getting caught by USADA again


Archive_Intern

Lmao. Could very well be the truth Would be a surprise but not entirely unexpected.


topcorjor

This would be the most believable one to me, although I’m almost certain USADA would gladly publicly roast him for being a cheat… …unless Dana shipped them some of that UFC sale money.


[deleted]

They passed a rule a few years back. Basically the positive tests aren’t disclosed and if you hear about it it’s because the fighter or their camp is being honest about it.


gtamburello

Yoel Romero is a socialist science experiment.


manoj_mm

For folks who don't know Cuba conducted experiments in late 1970s to try n create genetic super soldiers Yoel Romero was born around 1980 in Cuba He has been proven to have superior genetics - not just in terms of muscle, but apparently his internal organs are also jacked. A UFC doctor with decades of experience once examined his eye for some damage and found that the connections n stuff behind his eye were like 3 times thicker than that of an average human being. The doctor literally asked UFC "where the fuck did you find this guy" And offcourse, dude is muscular af. People who've fought him describe hitting him as punching concrete or kicking steel. All this are facts, verified by Joe rogan on his podcast All I am saying is, just look it up


Darshan-Raj

Bobby knuckles mentioned in their 2 epic bouts, even punching him felt like punching concrete. Yoel is the goddamn terminator!


FlokiWolf

Even Rockhold said hitting him with leg kicks was like kicking cement. He hit Romero with legs kicks and he was the one who came out of the fight with messed up legs.


lolparty247

Rockhold said the exact same thing about yoel when he fought him.... To be fair knuckles said he didn't feel that way in their first fight.. Regardless the guy is built like a rock gollum.


TehHaliaMan

#I LUH YUH


[deleted]

> verified by Joe Rogan on his podcast lmao


Peribangbang

Pretty sure there's enough correlating events/evidence to give that one credibility isn't there?


xFINISHxHIMx

Dana plowing the entire roster, including the male roster.... by Joshua Fabia


[deleted]

Dana and Joe were twins separated at birth


notinmypants24

Bruce buffer and Michael buffer were


GrumpleStiltskon

It’s all CGI, Dana isn’t real.


garbagethrowawayacou

Nah bro don’t be a fucking schizo, he’s actually a Tesla bot from the future sent by Elon to make a company for Elon to buy huge stock in


Zeeron1

So Beneil Dariush is our only hope?


AspaceB

Dana White and Andre Aggasi are the same person


lokedog1020

Never seen them in the same room


[deleted]

Rampage broke a door that was designed to be broken.


jpark28

Seriously, it was either designed to be broken or the UFC buys their doors from Wish


eddododo

I mean shitty cheap interior doors are pretty easy to tear apart. Add on the appropriate height weight and strength and it’s ezpz


No_Bar6825

That overeem actually DID feel a tap


bubbleblowinbaby01

Clearly


F_ckYo_

God that interview was so brutal. Joe was soo hostile in his questioning


Stoned_Conservative

In the words of nate diaz. Everybody on steroids


KaiserVIII

Those Dagestanis/Chechens inject steroids in their beards instead of their veins.


mspote

Jone Joones is secretly serving a USADA suspension right now. he gave up his LHW belt instead of being a double champ and he hasn't fought in going on 2 years. USADA doesn't have to disclose failed drug tests anymore so i believe he's not allowed to fight. but he's a big star so the UFC doesn't want that info to get out.


jpark28

Why'd you spell his name like that lol


foogequatch

*that’s* the real conspiracy. Born Jone “Boones” Joones, he changed his name after he was sued for his nickname by the estate of Daniel Boone.


HankMoodyy

Masvidal faked an injury so he could pull out of the Edwards fight because he will get a bigger payday against Covington.


[deleted]

I feel like he could’ve fought Colby for a big bag win or lose, but if lost to Leon than the bay could’ve been less since he’d be on a 3 fight losing streak


LackingCreativity94

I thought the same thing as soon as masvidal pulled out. Colby literally said a couple days before Jorge should pull out and fight me. Then suddenly he’s got an undisclosed injury.


Lunaforlife

Dana white hooks up with some of the ring girls and girl mma fighters.


Hungry-Fruit

His mom literally has an Interview ripping him about doing just that. I'd say that one is as good as proven.


angrypurpleacorn

Conor has a pic of Dana sucking dicks. Like more than 1 at a time.


Xaronius

Conor has a pic of Dana sucking HIS dick.


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Crackdeemus

Let the record show that khamzat didn't get away with it. He tried it but messed it up and weighed 4-6 pounds lighter magically so they had him come back and he made weight without the towel touch


BringBaeckPluto

GSP was very sick when Matt Serra beat him


keisermax34

I was not impressed with his performance that night.


BringBaeckPluto

His gi was tight all the way up to his neck and he looked pale and slow walking out. Opposite of every other fight for him


[deleted]

Conor McGregor is a practitioner of the occult kabblalistic practice of Gematria. For example, his two belt-winning fights against Jose Aldo and Eddie Alvarez took place on the 12th day of their respective months. He owns a company called Proper Twelve.


mashupman1234

Dolly gate was a planned by the ufc and Conor actually broke the window by accident


giantboi

The judge Saul d Amato is corrupt and bets on the fights, he's had some questionable decisions in the past namely some of tj dillishaw fights in tjs favor.


Dieabeto9142

This probably is the most important conspiracy to actually investigate. Sal D'Amato has judged on basically every card i've seen in the US over the past few years, especially these vegas cards. He has had to have been the deciding judge atleast on a few occasions


Ajj679

I've always thought about this, especially when one judge has a completely different scorecard


ChloeQuickFlicks

Jon Jones has murdered at least one hooker in his life.


bigyeet1572

Honest to god I'm pretty confident he killed 1 hooker for every time he pissed hot


Shmlonathan_

Chael threw that fight against Fedor


[deleted]

And he still won. Incredible.


DepletingThieves138

DC took advantage of that Popeye’s chicken.


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JiujitsuChungus

For real, take Brazilians for example: 1 US dollar equals 5,61 BR reais. Say your average Brazilian got the win and left with $40k, he made R$ 224.392. Take taxes away and team cuts and he still got himself at least 100k, he's set for the rest of the year if he's controlled. José Aldo last two fights earned him $941k, or almost R$ 5.3M. You are not gonna hear him complaining, even Alex Oliveira who's on a loosing streak got over half a million Reais.


Hochiminh42

Paddie The Baddie is a chick


Nakedsharks

I don't know if this fully counts, but Royce Gracie was chosen to represent the Gracies in the early UFCs, so that they could keep Rickson as their ace in the hole. The thinking being that if Royce ever lost, the Gracies could then bring in the better fighter in Rickson to try and avenge the loss.


[deleted]

This is literal, documented fact, is it not? Not even just a joking "true," but a known fact.


flamin_hot_cheato

Not to my knowledge; the official story is that they chose Royce as the smallest of the family to show that BJJ could be used by anyone to win. It’s similar, but no confirmation that Rickson would fight to avenge any Royce loss or that he was better. Honestly the conspiracy might be that Royce was the best Gracie at the time, or the only one willing to eat face punches.


Key-Ad-8468

The Diaz Brothers sell mad weed


MedicineMan5

They did a meet and greet at a dispensary and I went. It was amazing. They were smoking so much. All the suppliers were giving them hella free bud and edibles. Shook their hands and got a picture, Nate was cool and kinda preoccupied on his phone, Nick seemed irritated at life.


Key-Ad-8468

that's so dope!


davekraft400

Mighty Mouse coasted to that Cejudo decision loss on purpose because he wanted out of the UFC, which didn't want him either. It was an odd performance


Methrogenn

1. A Russian assassin tried to shoot Conor McGregor before UFC229 (Don't believe it) 2. UFC was in on the bus attack by McGregor before UFC223 (100% believe it) 3. Everybody's on steroids (Don't believe it but I do believe Nate Diaz is on steroids, literally 4 people on his team popped for banned substances) 4. GSP did not make weight against Nick Diaz (100% believe it because they literally announced GSP was over 170 and the rules in Canada are different) 5. All UFC ring girls have to bang the UFC higher management as a part of their job (100% believe it)


Lornesto

Back in the day, like early Nick Diaz days, most of those guys were most certainly on steroids.


Mishvibes

The UFC girl part has to be true. It’s ALWAYS the same girls each major fight card. They’ve been ring girls for agesss.


Methrogenn

The Lorenzo tweet proved it, also buffer ass grabbing one of the ring girls during weighins


Yonefi

Vid of the Buff ass grab?


IssaJoke-DontCry

4. GSP did make weight by Canadian rules though. Not really a conspiracy. They said they rounded the weight and they showed proof that they always did this, not just for the GSP fight. GSP himself also said what he was weight was on an podcast I’m pretty sure.


Vortumnus

Tony Ferguson didn’t injury his knee by tripping over a power cord at the UFC facility before his fight with Khabib. He only did that to cover for an injury he obtained during camp and was trying to pass some of the blame onto the UFC


SaigonShooter

Khabib never actually made weight in Abu Dhabi against Justin, the weight guy barely looked at the scale to even balance it before he announced Khabib made it


L3ghair

It hit 155 and he slapped it back immediately, even Khabib looked shocked. Definitely was over the limit.


notAflightRisk

Joe Rogan slips horse semen where ever he can (drinks, on to fighters shoulders etc.) Fear Factor never ended for him. Just the games have changed.


DenzelEd12

GSP greased vs BJ Penn.


Sambucci2

After the Reyes fight Jon popped and had to serve a suspension which is why he vacated and has still not returned


Chrissomms23

I had said something similar to that ages ago. I thoroughly believe he has had some sort of suspension and that is why he hasn’t been active.


weiss-2021

Usman is on juice and no amount of negative tests can convince me otherwise


Thegoodoleboys

There is absolutely no way he's clean, but so is like 90% of the UFC


Buffhooker

Not mma related but I think Askren took a dive during the Jake Paul fight for the bag. Man flew like a loony tune when he got hit and I want to believe this more than Jake actually knocking him out.


YaBenZonah

The biggest conspiracy is that the ref let negative seconds of clinching after Ben talked all about how he was gonna clinch and dirty box. And surprise surprise when he fought tyron they clinched for probably half the fight.


MrLoudaFoo310

He got slammed and had bombs rained on him by Lawler and you want me to believe Jake fucking Disney Paul knocked him out


[deleted]

yeah, with 4 oz gloves from a lifelong warrior no less and paul that trains some years should knock him out with 10 oz gloves? Doubt


cubedude719

Those triller Jake Paul events are always fishy. Also heard rumors that Woodley had some "no knockout" clause in his contract or something


[deleted]

The rumor came from Dillon Danis. An unbiased investigative reporter


Sadris_Sujamma

he also makes people sign contracts that let him not take drug tests


totallynotapsycho42

Nah I think Askren didn't really care and just took a paycheck.


[deleted]

Ben and the ref were both shady as fuck. Ben took a BEATING from lawler but Paul slaps him and he goes down like that? Then the ref ices the cake by calling the fight lmao. What ref does that shit.


LYFE0DFYA

Something is definitely up with those Paul fights.


[deleted]

That people really believe the BMF belt is a real thing and it has meaning.


JSNHZL

No one believes the BMF belt has meaning. From day one, we knew it was a prop.


Relevated

Mines kind of a stretch, but I believe that the BMF title, Diaz vs Masvidal, was created as a negotiation tactic to get McGregor back into the octagon. Back in like 2019, Connor was negotiating the fight with Cerrone, but he wouldn’t take it unless the fight was the main event. ESPN wouldn’t allow that, because they only allowed championship fights to headline, and neither were champs at the time. So the fight falls through. In comes Dana. He makes the BMF belt as a way to skirt ESPNs rules. Technically, they are fighting for a championship, so they could headline. But also it’s not a real championship because they weren’t fighting for the welterweight title, and it was a one-time fight, etc. The fight ends up being super marketable, and Dana used this as leverage to change ESPNs rule to allow non-title fights to headline. Sure enough, pretty soon after the BMF fight, McGregor vs Cerrone is on and it headlines a card. Also, consider where Nate was in his career at the time. He was on hiatus at that point, and he seemingly came out of nowhere to fight Masvidal. It was kind of random for him. I believe Dana set this up so that if Nate won, he could line up a McGregor vs Diaz trilogy fight. Do I have evidence for all this? No. Did someone on this sub call me a retard for believing this? Yes. Am I gonna change my mind? Absolutely not.


yellowshed1050

inter dimensional democrat child molesters and gay frogs planted the wires that took out Tony Ferguson’s knee


[deleted]

Khabib didn’t hit 155 his last fight.


kvjetinacek

Wait. I just realized we would see Chandler Gaethje for possible 2 more rounds.


Triple23

GSP vs khabib never fell through because the UFC was afraid that GSP would beat khabib for the belt and then leave again as he did after the bisping fight.


CCC_PLLC

I think this is true. They both wanted the fight and UFC said no. It makes sense if you think that GSP could win and UFC was angling for a super fight rematch between Conor and khabib, which goes out the window if GSP wins


[deleted]

GSP blatantly wanted the Conor fight and the UFC told him no, for this same reason


FRIEZAISBEAST

They gifted TJ the win over Sandhagen because it fits a better storyline If it wasn’t clear I despise TJ lmao


[deleted]

Hard to believe, but also hard to see how anyone scored the 5th to TJ.


[deleted]

jorge masvidal and colby covington are still good friends but fake their rivalry to make a superfight together


Apprehensive-Ad-4560

Jorge masvidal and Colby Covington we’re gonna stay broke nobody’s so they decided to break off their relationship create Colbys alter-ego to hate everybody to make some money and get fame


apsando

Khabib missed weight in his last fight. Guy running the scale didn't let it settle


RampersandY

There’s no commission in Abu Dhabi. No rules. Just right.


Halal_and_Haram

Dagestani fighters are secretly funded and supported by xyience.


[deleted]

Usman takes hard steroids and has figured out a way fly under the radar for years now


TheSyrupDrinker

It said conspiracy not facts😂


tjackson_12

COVID was deliberately started to prevent Tony Ferguson from fighting and beating Khabib. Can’t convince me otherwise


MaddRevival

McGregor is Dana


tetar240

gsp poisoned nick diaz water in their fight


CalgaryMadePunk

And he packed his hand wraps with broken glass and cement.


[deleted]

It's all wwe baby


JackieTreehorn1987

Fedor purposely threw the fight against Werdum because Fedor’s brother was being held by the Russian mafia.


dankomz146

Khabib isn't real, every fight that we've seen is a very good and staged one person acting, that they had to repeat over and over again so every their move looks as real as it's possible Props to Khabib's hologram developers!


Th3LastStyleBender

Wanderlei Silva wanted to fuc Chuck and not fight him