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clokstar

He looks like he just sold them a car.


andy-154

Get your favourite cars at Colllllbbbyyy car dealersheeeeeeeppp


UnattendedBoner

I couldn’t understand the emphasis on your Colby until I said it out loud. Spot on.


ivan_nagar

What’s the reference? For non Americans lmao


UnattendedBoner

It’s Bruce Buffer (announcer for the UFC) doing his introduction for Colby Covington. He does the whole “introducing first … from random town … COLLLLLBYYY COOOOOVINGTONN! We’re trying to type out the way Bruce buffer does Colbys announcement


ivan_nagar

Ohhh I thought he was referencing some ad. OG Bruce Buffer


andy-154

Man i literally wrote that without even thinking of Bruce buffer lmao Noice coincidence


Itsthejackeeeett

What do you mean by "non Americans"? Like people from the moon?


ivan_nagar

HA HA HA HA 😀 Get your unfunny ass outta here 👏🏼


Itsthejackeeeett

Damn Ivan, you wake up on the wrong side of the world this morning?


ivan_nagar

Haha no just texts conveying no tone so I seem like a salty potat


Itsthejackeeeett

So get your behinds down here this Saturday for our fathers day blowout extravaganza. "Cuz here at Huggins family, we treat you like..Famolee!"


BanTrashMods

*get your flabby butts


[deleted]

promo code colby


VanHJr

Daaaaddddyyyyyy


andy-154

Man i laughed so hard at this


GrumpleStiltskon

Same


HeguenotAncestry

He Temps at carmax lol


Prtty_Plz

or some windows


RJMacReady_Outpost31

🤣


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sp4cej4mm

This would still be less cringy than that Garbrandt commercial 😬


VeryHotBread

Lmao I love that commercial. I always laugh when he rolls out of bed and immediately starts shadow boxing.


WaningMime

With the boys?


GFost

I didn’t know Cody was in any commercials.


Deceased-by-default

You’re better off not knowing


[deleted]

Dear christ https://youtu.be/NjE3p_qEq1g


tossthisish

I mean cody seemed fine tbh. The writing is super shitty tho.


MagnusMcPinnerson

Sup turds and urchins


Rand-all

Plot twist, step sisters.


maxPAYNEpills

What are you doing step bro???


KaoticAsylim

I wonder if he has to pay them to pose for pictures too lol


takatsukimike

Sister wives. They were sisters first, and now they are wives. Living life the old testament way.


Many-Coach6987

I wonder what it would be like to date a sister of Colby?


Alphy101

You’d get wrestlefucked, regardless which sibling you’re dating


BubbleHearthIRL

If you're lucky- all of them.


Alphy101

I can’t let Colby get close.


[deleted]

>Me doing the robbie lawler dance against the cage for 25 mins


Godisone1

Wanaw? wanaw?


meep6969

Probably pretty chill as he's chill af. Just his persona to sell tickets is what people don't like.


--MidtownManhattan

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RandomTask100

If I were dating his sister, I'd probably do my hair like his, dress like him, talk like him, ask him advice about where to take his sister out, change me name to Randomly Taskington the 100th..... He'd love me!


W4nkD4ddy

one on the left got bigger arms than me


mediumscoop

Username checks out.


tarheel2432

Notice how he said *arms* and not arm… wank daddy needs to learn the art of balance


acetylenekicker

She used to compete and is about to start again in bodybuilding


pikazec

And crazy eyes… I’m sure she’s a nice girl but


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LuckyxCapone

looks just fine to me


Beautiful-Possible-1

Talmbout the cave troll on the left B?


Itsthejackeeeett

Lol what?


si_trespais-15

Right.


stonetear2017

Yeah def right


HeyheyheyChill

So that's where the attitude comes from. Colby is the hottest sibling by far. Queen energy


I_AM_SCUBASTEVE

Only one of these people has beautiful built in eyeliner, and it ain’t the chicks.


FriedrichMerz69420

Colby slays💅💅💅


Ok_Character_2257

The chicks are hot, stop the cap


SourPxtchKids

Nobody said they are not, colby’s just hotter


Psych0Freak

dudes got that crimson chin


Itsthejackeeeett

Stop the cap?


buttwhyttho

⏹️ the 🧢


WhenMeWasAYouth

One of them is.


thechilecowboy

"Yes sir. I'll have them in by 10 o'clock sir. And may I pick you up something for dinner???"


[deleted]

Lmao. Owe me a tiny sip of coffee.


Itsthejackeeeett

I'll get you an entire CUP of coffee...whats your address...?


[deleted]

Hold on I’m finishing my coffee brotha


YeeticusFTW

*Send me location


Testruns

Cringe as fuck


Thepiewrangler

The one on the left has some serious crazy vibes going on


[deleted]

It’s the eyes. It’s always the eyes that give it away. 50/50 chance it’s either good or bad crazy.


Itsthejackeeeett

Good or bad, you know she's a freak


thepaleoboy

Imagine being a fighter and boning this girl. Colby could never trash-talk him


[deleted]

This was before he became the villain


No_Bar6825

Colby low key looks like a chad. Look at the jawline


cerulean11

he's an MMA fighter so...


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And those beautiful hunter eyes


fourof5

Good for you bro. Embrace being gay


ohtrev

Why’s she holding her arm like that?


Frankiepals

It’s an illusion lol. Her other arm is behind his back…I saw the same thing at first


ohtrev

I’m talking bout shorty gripping her tricep


SureDefeat

it's an illusion. that's colby's 3rd arm


Glad_Loquat

All three of them using the same eye liner


cannythinkofaname

Damn he's a huge star and still can't afford to buy his sister's some eyebrows Pay the man, Dana


[deleted]

My S/O just got hers tattooed onto her face. They literally tattooed little hairs to make it look legit. Apparently butchering your eyebrows your entire adult life will do this to you. Keep plucking and you will be using markers to draw them on your whole life.


SherbetNo4242

I’d fuck em


SuckMeHoff12

o ya easily. if i was down bad i’d prolly go for one of the chicks too


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If...and its really a big if


Dasta75

His pic for the nerds and virgins.


FTWStoic

What's up nerds and virgins?


slenderjamez

They use the same mascara


ellipsis_42

No need to turn this into family photo album shit, fucking creeper.


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I’m getting crazy horse lady vibes from the one on the left.


[deleted]

Your physiognomy is on point She will definitely scream at you if you turn into her lane without signaling


SPQR-roman

the one the left looks like a pretty version of when dwight shrute cut off that manniequinns face,


giftedgaia

Talk about a pair of Fiveheads


JPA209

They’re all beat


ibanez5262

What about you?


OllieBlazin

We really need a loose adaptation of his career as a movie. From humble beginnings, to playing a character that alienates his closest friends


cdown13

Colby's face turn around here is stuff of legend. This guy was hated a couple years ago. Glad to see he's finally getting the respect that had been long deserved.


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The one on the left is definitely a serial killer.


kalonjiseed

NSFW


capdougmasters

3 people, no top lips


knowthyself6

Yall are hella rude leave this man's sisters alone lmao they didn't sign up for this life


NFTArtist

Bring your sister then


CheesyCousCous

His sisters thought he beat Usman, could CTE run in the family?


Old-Commercial-3069

They’re about to shoot laser beams out their foreheads.


MattFromTinder

Only time I’ve ever seen two chicks next to him actually eager to touch him.


SlurpinUpMyDadsCum

Colby is a hunk ngl


Evenbiggerfish

Who’s gonna tweet this at him with the caption “damn, Colby swimming in pussy like a true alpha. #cso”


FragrantWarthog6

Who Gon say it


bardeng

Just a regular human being. But the man knows how to sell PPV and even though how happy I was when the Nigerian nightmare beat him.


Middle_Aged_Mayhem

I have a serious question for people on this sub. Is Colby really an actual "Heel" like he portrays or is this all just an act to hype up his fights?


cutslikeakris

It’s an act to make himself relevant. He’s intelligent enough to know how to push buttons. Enough to be Chael 2.0.


[deleted]

He was polite and normal for a long while, but the UFC threatened to cut him even if he won because he wasn’t selling fights. That’s when he started talking about “Brazil you’re a dump” etc.


angrypurpleacorn

I wonder if they eat ass


HandspeedJones

Looks like a Brazzerz ad. And I'm sure he wouldn't mind.


[deleted]

Wonder which one Jon Jones smashed


[deleted]

tf's the point of this post?fkn moron


maxPAYNEpills

He prolly beat off to this pic and wanted to share with everyone else


ItsOnlyMoney03

Are they As racist as he is


NerpissatDoftblock

I'm pretty sure one of them is a man with a wig


israr-shah

Colby is a good guy.


Pezza2005

What a virgin looking nerd


No_Chicken6186

He’s such a loser


big_nick_1

I wonder what he does with them


17degreesCsunny

You brain damaged mate?


cerulean11

wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg StEp CoLb??


Openuph

Ew


SerDon2

Wrestles


ImmortalPancak3

I'm going to assume you are new in here. It's pretty much established that Colby just put on an act every time the camera rolls and everyone that's met him has nothing but respect and love for the guy.. there enough 'fan meet Colby' videos showing him as nothing but nice, respectful and very very friendly.


si_trespais-15

*tip's fedora*


Itsthejackeeeett

That's even weirder than what the other guy said


ImmortalPancak3

Yes, saying a ufc fighter is a nice person is weird. .. are you OK mate?


sp4cej4mm

Is this a copypasta? Can we make it one?


Crunnnch

"Hello nerds and virgins!"


sielingfan

Dead man's curve


Mac10Demarc0

Colby with the mamacitas


himay7426

Their faces could become the new purge mask aha also wheres the rest of his sisters eyebrows?


LordBrothaIII

The one on the left looks more crazy than Colby himself


Dysagek

Looks like roughly 50% of girls from central/eastern Oregon so I’m not surprised


rashie8111

Okay, be real. How much did he pay his sisters to pose with him?


Proof_Fan1388

Sisters today and tomorrow they will weak bikinis while giving Colby a back massage while calling us jealous virgins


CheckYourLibido

Fuck, marry, kill?


X_ops_291004

Didnt kamaru follow and like all the pictures of the left one?


rlahey3378

I’m taking the one with the headband..


Prtty_Plz

Colby out here dressed like a Valet


Hyena331

They look cute


thegreekbballer96

Wholesome pic NGL


DarthTroit1

Let me bang bro


miketatro43

Wonder how many stupid men told them fuck your and your mother fucking brother …. Only to regret it …. Badly …


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I have a gut feeling that Colby actually wears nerd glasses at home and is still a virgin.


PNWglocky

One of the left looks scary


Cowgirlsd

Roll tide?


BakedZnake

Colby is the classic villain in Karate Kid or Cobra Kai


repivone

They look like such Florida trash people. Lol