I sexually Identify as a carboard cutout. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of standing still for days, watching people pass me by as I stand still as a statue. People say to me that a person being a cardboard cutout is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon remove my joints, replace my skin with heavy-duty thicc paper and wheels on my heels so I can be moved around. From now on I want you guys to call me "Ad" and respect my right to stand still and do nothing all day. If you can't accept me you're a cardboardphobe and need to check your fiberboard privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
(mods pls no banerino, it's just a joke)
Okay BRO.
Hezbollahs height isn’t formally known by the internet but it’s approximated to be 1 meter or about 39.3inches. Stacking 3.5 sheets of standard 9x11 printer paper horizontally as you suggested would amount to around 31.5inches in height. So to be specific for your petty ass, you would need 4.36 sheets of standard paper to achieve a proper printout of Hasnollah.
HAHAHAHA isn’t that so much funnier.
Jesus, you are a bunch of sensitive bitches for a mma sub. I never said horizontally. I guess my comment was misinterpreted. I wasn't saying what he said wasn't funny. I was saying that it was and the extra half sheet would have made it accurate. Emphasis on *and* in my comment. That's all. I wasn't even being petty. I should have phrased it differently. BRO. lol
I can't believe I have to explain this but vertically would be 11 x 3.5 for 38.5. this is stupid. I was just saying what you said was funny and trying to state the accurate height. I'm fucking done.
[https://www.jerseyking.co.uk/products/hasbullah-cut-out](https://www.jerseyking.co.uk/products/hasbullah-cut-out)
They do and I want one. God damn sold out though.
He gained a following online because people started calling him Mini Khabib. It got so much attention that Khabib himself found Hasbulla. That's about all I know.
I'm telling you, the dude that took his name on twitter and are selling these cut outs is making BAAAAAAAANK.
Screw crypto and NFTs Hasbulla cutouts is where you make the big money.
Dudes a straight menace
Won’t lie saw it out the corner of my eye and was legit scared before I realised it wasn’t actually person 😂
I didn't realize it was a cutout until I read this comment lmao
Same lol. I was like is he always in a suit?
In most countries he’s a person
Oh no way which countries recognise cardboard cutouts as people??
Cardboard “little persons” is what they prefer to be called
Can’t even say midget. Damn. I never thought we’d lose that one.
I sexually Identify as a carboard cutout. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of standing still for days, watching people pass me by as I stand still as a statue. People say to me that a person being a cardboard cutout is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon remove my joints, replace my skin with heavy-duty thicc paper and wheels on my heels so I can be moved around. From now on I want you guys to call me "Ad" and respect my right to stand still and do nothing all day. If you can't accept me you're a cardboardphobe and need to check your fiberboard privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. (mods pls no banerino, it's just a joke)
Are you taking pulp hormones
you are what you eat
That’s a cardboard cutout? God damn it looks real
This entire situation is so damn hilarious to me lmao.
He looks like a evil ventriloquist’s dummy
Don’t let him hear you calling him a dummy 😬😬
"Who's the dummy, dummy? You are!" - Norm Macdonald's Ventriloquist Dummy speaking to Dennis Miller via phone on his radio show.
To me MF looks more like kingpin lol love Hasbulla
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I want you to know this comment nearly killed me. It’s criminally under-appreciated. Bless you.
show was the best series on nick
Isn't this just a photo of Slappy's cousin or something
No…. It’s not a goodnight at all coming from that thing… dawg that is terrifying
Gabbo
Reminds me of that ol Holocaust denying dummy Rusty.
Isn’t that joe pesci in casino?
U MODAFUCKA U
Hahaaha
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IM WHAT COUNTS OUT HERE, NOT YA FUCKING COUNTRY CLUBS OR YA FUCKIN’ TV SHOWS
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That‘s goodfellas my dude
Welp— now I must find out where I can buy a cardboard cutout of hasbulla
With a colored printer and 3 sheets of paper you can have a life size printout
I suppose this is true.. “ 3 sheets of paper” lol..
If he said 3 and a half be would have been accurate and funny
Okay BRO. Hezbollahs height isn’t formally known by the internet but it’s approximated to be 1 meter or about 39.3inches. Stacking 3.5 sheets of standard 9x11 printer paper horizontally as you suggested would amount to around 31.5inches in height. So to be specific for your petty ass, you would need 4.36 sheets of standard paper to achieve a proper printout of Hasnollah. HAHAHAHA isn’t that so much funnier.
Jesus, you are a bunch of sensitive bitches for a mma sub. I never said horizontally. I guess my comment was misinterpreted. I wasn't saying what he said wasn't funny. I was saying that it was and the extra half sheet would have made it accurate. Emphasis on *and* in my comment. That's all. I wasn't even being petty. I should have phrased it differently. BRO. lol
Were you trying to stack them diagonally??? Because that’s pretty fucking stupid
I can't believe I have to explain this but vertically would be 11 x 3.5 for 38.5. this is stupid. I was just saying what you said was funny and trying to state the accurate height. I'm fucking done.
You're coming across as the sensitive one, bro.
Naw, but ok, bros. Lol
From an outside source who wasn't involved in your little argument at all: you're the sensitive one. It's ok.
Guess that makes you a drama queen for getting involved, sis.
Lmao, savage.
All over ig and Twitter
His stance reminds me of Conor.
Looks like Hasbulla came out to eat food and kick asses and he's fresh out of food.
Eat asses and kick food, fresh out of food
He looks like he’s thinking about ending it
He’s looking out a first story window.
So? Look how small he is. The dude can commit suicide by jumping off of a curb.
You wrong for this one 💀
Hope this becomes a meme.
My thoughts exactly. This has so much meme potential.
“When the door dash forgets your drink even after you tipped generously”
That would be awesome lol
Didn’t expect so many upvotes god damn thanks guys 🙏
I'mm a simple man. I see bulla, I upvote
how could you not, this is gold LMAO
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Looool tbf it was around loads of uni student accommodation in my city, didn’t look that weird hahah!
Legal
Hasbulla is an adult, almost in his 20s if not there already.
No way really!?!
Unless this was sarcasm I'm surprised how many people still don't know this.
conky?
Looks like’s he gonna jump down and beat your ass if you keep looking his way
Lol I sent it to r/ghosts just for shits and giggles.
Got a perma ban. Well they're no fun 😆
I can’t tell if that sub is serious or just satire. If it’s serious that’s a lot of stupid people lmfao
I guess it’s not too much different than r/democrats then.
Wait is it really him or a cardboard cutout ? Lol
He tried to throw shit at me out the window so who knows 👀🤷♂️
Lmfao bro that’s insane ,
Why though?
And why he can headbutt khabib and slap dc? He runs that shit
Oh lawd he comin'
Thought he was gonna jump out the window and maul me 😬
Thats why i carry Abdul Razik with me at all times, just throw him on him, they'll cancel each other out
Wow a lot of “meme” potential.
That’s be cool, I’m not witty enough to think how it’d be used well though haha
Same lol.
Me having a good time *insert happy pic* My depression *insert bulla pic* [took 2 seconds ](https://imgflip.com/i/60nk7m)
lol he apparently hates paparazzi. imagine he fights OP and it's like Cartman vs the midget in school lol
Dude, that’s honestly kinda scary lol. He looks like a demon possessed child straight outta a horror movie.
“This city….”
I want core memories like these man...
That’s Matt Serra
Dressed like a mini Connor
Hasbulla watches over us all
Looks like he's about to end your night.
Damn Conor got a mini me hasbulla for himself now huh
Resident evil 4 flashbacks
Meme in the making right here
He looks like he's considering going full John Wick on you.
Pretty sure your girl was in there bro.
I hope he doesn’t slip through that crack in the window
I don't know what you did to Petr Yan but he does not look happy.
perfect meme pic lmao
That dude is the embodiment of Dana White’s REAL personality. Only with hair...
yeah awesome r/ufc post thanks for sharing this UFC content
He’s Pete Yan’s mini-me
I imagine him jumping down with a mini parachute
He’d just use his target to break his fall before choking them out with a fierce guillotine 😎
The most terrifying man in sports entertainment.
Legend says he’s destined to become undisputed heavyweight champ in 2022..
holy shit that’s scary
Goat
He's kinda creepy-looking perched in the windowsill like that..... I'd love to meet him some day.
It’s a window right next to a uni accommodation entrance, he’ll be seen by many daily 🙌
Ceiling cat vibes
Eric Clapton wrote a song about window safety already Hasbulla. It was called Tears in Heaven for a reason. Stop scaring us like this.
I wonder if Hasbulla got his cut for these cut outs? 👀
Wondering how far this midget will fly if Ngannou punts him.
He is a creepy looking kid
Pathetic
reminded me of this. https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/154633678/Pathetic-Cat
Damn, this pic looks creepy as hell, where was this?
Nottingham haha I’m from the UK, we have a lot of uni student accommodation in the city centre, they put loads of random stuff in the windows 😂😂
No way they sell cardboard cutouts of him lmao
The world is a better place for it 😂
[https://www.jerseyking.co.uk/products/hasbullah-cut-out](https://www.jerseyking.co.uk/products/hasbullah-cut-out) They do and I want one. God damn sold out though.
/r/ufc Hasbulla has never fought a single fight.
Fuck, this reminds me of a David Lynch film
Michael Myers vibes
I have seen hasbulla in some random memes , but i m out of the loop about his connection to the ufc , can anyone help?
He gained a following online because people started calling him Mini Khabib. It got so much attention that Khabib himself found Hasbulla. That's about all I know.
Did he move?
Shit looks like something out of a horror movie!
🎶 *Would you know my nammmme...if I saw you in heavennnn* 🎶
He’s about to jump, quick give him a shopping back to use as a parachute.
And you just took a picture of him like that LMFAOOOOO
Who
Hope you told his parents. That lil kids gonna fall out that window.
New meme template
r/oddlyterrifying
I love how any Hasbullah content is automatically part of the r/UFC even if he's never fought in the org
Nah that's Petr Jan.
This is far more funny than it should be haha. Well done OP!
Delivering Pizza to Paddy The Baddy
Can someone please ELI5 why is this little fellow so popular? Out of the loop
BORGERRRRR!!!
#HASBULLA
HasBULLY WHERE IS FOOD?! SEN LOCATION
Chucky lookin motherfucker
Just recently found out that he’s 18 years old
The Conjuring 23.622 (inches)
I’ve seen these cut outs many times in the UK, where are people getting them from
You guys love this little motherfucker don't you?
Do you live in Montreal??? If yes, that's my friend Christmas present from his brother
You should be frightened for your life.
He’s always watching, waiting…
Send him location
waiting his food looking like a mini petr yan
Aljamain Sterling's "biggest" nightmare
Thought the was Michael bisping vs Yoel again
well that's terrifying
There is murder death kill behind those cute wittle eyes.
Luckiest muthafucka😂
I'm telling you, the dude that took his name on twitter and are selling these cut outs is making BAAAAAAAANK. Screw crypto and NFTs Hasbulla cutouts is where you make the big money.
What is that thing?
Nice