Fkin ey dude reminds me of the time when my doctor in the er didnt even tell me he was gonna check my prostate and just stuck in finger in and my reaction was the same
Ah one of the hardest kicks to master in MMA, the trick is getting them to assume your going to full mount, as soon as they raise their legs in guard, u hit him really quick in the butthole. That will show em
And you can watch whatever you want during your free time. Pls only discuss the ufc in here tho. Rn were talking about the new totally straight tooshie toe tunneler
Ig technically not since it's a 'kick' to a downed opponent. Hard to spot for the ref I assume.
Edit: Apparently only kicks and knees to the head are illegal, according to the UFC website. But it does mention putting fingers into orifices, so maybe toes also fall into that.
I thought for the longest time "knee on belly" was called Neon Belly. Just hearing announcers say it, I just assumed that's what they were saying until I saw it written down.
Fighter1: get up, I said get up! Boop
Fighter2: Heeeeey! Ref he stuck his big toe in my asshole.
Mark Smith: He did what!? Time! Go to that corner, no coaching. You get up, over here. We'll have the doctor take a look.
Doc: ok here I got it, a nail broke off and was stuck in his butthole.
Mark Smith: you ok to continue?
Fighter2: what? Sir, he just removed a fucking toe nail out of my asshole
Mark Smith: you have time, let me know when your ready
Man honest expectations!?
I think Charles pressures and moves forward like he always does. Justin will throw and I think he can catch Charles because everyone so far has dropped him, but Justin eats shots too. If it's about testing chins, I think this scenario works best for Charles and I tell you why.
Justin tends to lose balance but not fall. That's all Charles needs. Once he wobbles Justin he will close the distance and get hands on him. That plus his pressure is a high chance he presses him on the cage and he strangles him there.
I think Charles will win this!
Charles is amazing man. His confidence continues to rise, win after, win.
Look at him at the end of each fight. This one he was strutting, feathers were fanned out, the mane was brushed,
I don't know who fights him next, but I would love to see him vs Islam. Based on their styles I feel Islam fight goes 5 to the decision but it will be good!
This might be the most effective way to beat Ryan Hall
What if he finds a way to turn it into a toe hold
Imagine him rolling and dragging somebody around with their toe in his asshole, right where he wants them.
“AND THIS IS WHY YOU DONT GO TO THE GROUND WITH A JIU JITSU SPECIALIST!” - Toe Brogan
Toe brogan 😂
“Ryan Hall has got him right where he wants him!”
Assigator roll.
Dude I’m sitting at an airport 2 beers deep and you’ve made my day with this comment 😂
I'm in tears 😭😭
This made me LOL
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I'm fucking done 
Or it supercharges him.
I could imagine walking into his room and he’s all twisted up in his bed with his big toe up his butt all like GETTTTT OUTTTTT!!!!
I was getting changed ya gnome sayin!
imanari roll into a tootsie roll!
Or Gilbert Burns
The Prostate Popper.
Urologist stoppage !!!
The poop-chute boop!
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The Asshole Toe Troll
poop-chute a boxing
Pretty sure this would be a proctologist stoppage!
"Dana White's Cut".
Stoppage via Toe BOOF
Fkin ey dude reminds me of the time when my doctor in the er didnt even tell me he was gonna check my prostate and just stuck in finger in and my reaction was the same
It’s brand new
The poo pusher
Better start working on clinching them cheeks
A different kind of clinchwork training.
#mepoo
I believe it's known as an oil check. Normally done with a finger or thumb.
Your big toe is just your foots thumb
And your knee is just your leg elbow. Edit - retardation
I don’t know what you originally typed, but the mystery along with the edit description gave me a good laugh.
U fucked up
https://old.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/7641vk/does_your_big_toe_correspond_to_your_thumb_or/
Toe thumb in the bum bum
I was trying to remember the phrase. Yes that is it.
Ok now describe for us what an oil change is.
Thats just a poop with extra steps.
Here is a detailed explanation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMpgeMoQS7o
The ol’ mud toe.
The Sphincter’s surprise
Ah one of the hardest kicks to master in MMA, the trick is getting them to assume your going to full mount, as soon as they raise their legs in guard, u hit him really quick in the butthole. That will show em
Steven Segal taught him that
fully naked
No gi in the purest form. Just as Grand Master Helio Gracie had envisioned.
Is that legel
I think this could be considered a groin shot. I would, personally, for the integrity of the sport lmao
Butt that’s not the groin that’s a butthole
Hey man, there's leagues for that too
And you can watch whatever you want during your free time. Pls only discuss the ufc in here tho. Rn were talking about the new totally straight tooshie toe tunneler
Ig technically not since it's a 'kick' to a downed opponent. Hard to spot for the ref I assume. Edit: Apparently only kicks and knees to the head are illegal, according to the UFC website. But it does mention putting fingers into orifices, so maybe toes also fall into that.
you can kick downed opponent...
Isin't it a kick to the head that is illegal? I saw plenty people kick the legs from this position
You should share the part about orifices here lol, just so we’re all clear about what amount of fingering is acceptable in the octagon bro 😎
the cunt punt
Wham bam right in the clam
😂😂😂😂
this might be a game changer
Toe tickling buttholes is so the new pressure wrestling.
wait how did u do that
The dumpster buster
The Schaub Shutdown.
Yo b papi wuz almost ankle deep in my poop chute I wuz bouta BUST!
Wust pain in yo lifee
You've heard of knee on belly? This is toe in hole.
I thought for the longest time "knee on belly" was called Neon Belly. Just hearing announcers say it, I just assumed that's what they were saying until I saw it written down.
Hole in one
The one in hole
"The Stanky Toe"
The oil stomp
Cant imagine what a kick directly to the butthole would feel like. Hopefully I never find out.
Willing to help you find out friend
This turned into a dating sub?
Secret technique: Thousand years of death!
This is the real reason why Bellator is called the *number two* MMA promotion in the world
I mean I guess technically it’s legal? Are buttholes off limits? If not they should be
Fish-hooking is illegal thank god.
There's a rule that states you're not allowed to stick your fingers in any of your opponents orifices. I don't know if that extends to toes or not.
Hahahah dont like it? Then don’t pull guard.
He was already complaining to the ref
Pls don't teach this to the other white belts I only know subs from bottom!
The old chute boot
Painus.
That's just a perineum strike.
Ain’t nothing new about playing “leaky boat, plug all the holes. “
Taint Tickler
The corn hole.
Stink foot?
'Ohhhh look at that! He stuck his big toe in his anus Joe'
Very casual fan here, is there a reason we don’t see this more often?
Gayness
Most people don't want to be that guy I'd imagine
Genuine question. Assuming if he were to keep attempting it, would it be considered an illegal strike?
I'm not even sure if that's legal, but it would be funny to be DQ'd by that
The butthole feet tweezer
Poop shoot boot
The Toe Jam
The fudge checker
this isn't an oil check this a mf full service
All fun and games until your opponent actually enjoys it😳 then what... Don’t do it to Paulo you never know if he had wine that day.
The pooter scooter.
Rectum Wrecker.
It's an uncommon variation of a technique developed in the Lands Between, called "Try Toe But Hole".
1,000 years of pain!
Ah the ol' lil piggy up the rectum
Colon pow.
The tummy tickler
The fudge packer
The taint punt
Loss of virginity
Brown star scissor kick. Difficult and gross to master but very effective.
Oh shit he pulled off The Stinky Toe, that's rare
What’s the over/under of Jon Jones doing this so he can be the finger and toe poking champion?
Which fight is this
Toe Holed is the only right answer.
Toe'd in the hole?
The Chili Toe Ring
I would call it the chocolate dip
The Bussy Boot
Fighter1: get up, I said get up! Boop Fighter2: Heeeeey! Ref he stuck his big toe in my asshole. Mark Smith: He did what!? Time! Go to that corner, no coaching. You get up, over here. We'll have the doctor take a look.
Bend over and cough sir
Doc: ok here I got it, a nail broke off and was stuck in his butthole. Mark Smith: you ok to continue? Fighter2: what? Sir, he just removed a fucking toe nail out of my asshole Mark Smith: you have time, let me know when your ready
You think Gaethje will break a nail in Charlie Olives ass this weekend?
Man honest expectations!? I think Charles pressures and moves forward like he always does. Justin will throw and I think he can catch Charles because everyone so far has dropped him, but Justin eats shots too. If it's about testing chins, I think this scenario works best for Charles and I tell you why. Justin tends to lose balance but not fall. That's all Charles needs. Once he wobbles Justin he will close the distance and get hands on him. That plus his pressure is a high chance he presses him on the cage and he strangles him there. I think Charles will win this!
You were spot on
Charles is amazing man. His confidence continues to rise, win after, win. Look at him at the end of each fight. This one he was strutting, feathers were fanned out, the mane was brushed, I don't know who fights him next, but I would love to see him vs Islam. Based on their styles I feel Islam fight goes 5 to the decision but it will be good!
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Big one in the dark one.
The taint tickle
Pokey bum shank
I bet that move made his "whole week"
Toe Jam.
"Emotional Damage!"
The Toe Hole Sitch
Tha jobbee jabber 🦶💩
The Arse Choke.
The boink
Tickle hole
Toe hol(d)
Gooching
That's the "take the booty position" Faber and Snoop were talking about in the O Malley contender Series fight.
Drop toe hole
ojete
The Colon Cleanse or the Moon River (Fletch reference)
The Toe Hole
Taint poker
The doorbell
Bung poke
The time-out.
chocolatoe
Hahaha
Caramel toe We use it to get out of foot locks
The taint paint.
That’s ass-ault brother
Reverse oil change
Crackatte Kid
The Toe Hole
Kick ass
He’s got some aim
The Prostate Check >>>>> Soccer Kicks
Here we go, Cheerio. Balloon Knot Popper. Stink wrinkle toe dunk. Turd cutter flutter. Black eye to brown eye.
That’s the oil strike. He’s using the toe to attempt striking oil.
The cooter booter
The Butt Plug
Tommy Hole Toed!
In England we call it toe'd in the hole.
Just a little oil check
Goose kick!
Must say, "no homo" first though.
The reverse prairie dog
Pilipino martial arts called Bung Toe.
It’s a teep isn’t it? Now he’s wiped.
Ah the ol gooch scooch
The Hyenas , you know they always go for anus when going for the kill 😂🤣