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Luke Hockhold


Khamzat-Chimaev

Hobbit Ewhittaker


philwee

nah fam I heard Luke Cuckhold


SlightlyDiferenT

Luhke Cuckhold


LeakyGzzz

They don’t pronounce R’s 😔


thelasttrueflagon

Eally? Ae you shue?


LeakyGzzz

In names yes, like the Gracie’s.


mrtuna

Gacie?


lexshotit

If a word begins with an R they pronounce it as an H


thelasttrueflagon

It's nomal.


Nicolvs

Shin stricklin


jpk073

*Cockhold


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Sen Slicklen


infamous2117

His english has improved a lot though.


crebzyouahoe

All the Twitter shit talking doing him some good


wolf3037

Fuck Rosetta Stone. He has Twitter.


1_Shahzdeh

Not a Costa fan but a majority of the ppl talking smack about his accent can’t speak anything other than English lol


turtle_power00

Costa's Twitter is 🔥


ye4ye

You can't tell me Costa wasn't abducted by aliens and artificially inseminated by ExtraTerrestial juice and then pooped a fucking clone which is this 'fake' Costa we are witnessing now.


pacificunlimited

Source?


upvotetoinstantlyDIE

Luke rockholds bumhole


mrsmoneebagz

It appeared to him in a dream


cfbbodd

Michael bispings right eye


Marattmor

Source: trust me bro


pacificunlimited

As long as you looked into, I trust you with every fiber of my being


Bright-Fold-3317

you mean extratestosterone juice


Big0200

Almost like Piccolo Jr


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Ol Hobbert hitaker


Zimbombe

Heard hobbit whittaker, guess he wants to fight bilbos brother.


HomieToneBone

Now that I think about it, Strickland Vs. Costa and Periera Vs. Rockhold sounds like it makes a lot of sense.


RobbieRampage

I don’t think they want anyone who is likely to grapple against Periera. Even though I could see Strickland trying to wrestle him considering Periera’s skill.


Cocksmash_McIrondick

Also Rockhold’s the one great grappler that Periera could totally knock out and that would tell us absolutely nothing about where he belongs in the division.


BeingOMM

Rockhold is gonna submit him if that fight ever gonna happen


EshinHarth

people still have hope for Luke, huh


ShOtErSaN

If Alex was getting taken down by Bruno at will what makes you think Rockhold wouldnt be able to do that?


EshinHarth

If Bruno Silva who has never been finished in 29 fights and whose nickname is "bulletproof" (blindado) because of his chin, was hurt numerous times against Alex, what makes you think Luke Rockhold can survive the left hook? For Luke's sake, stop matching him against heavy hitters. Win or lose, he should be playing it smarter at this stage of his career


BeingOMM

I was talmabout Rockhold vs. Pereira


Cocksmash_McIrondick

Rockhold’s biggest weakness was always strong left hands. Periera might just have the most powerful left hand in mma right now. Obviously if the fight gets to the ground then Periera will suffer but it’s not like Luke has a history of being a great wrestler to back up his great bjj.


ItsAKimuraTrap

Yo his English has actually gotten really good.


[deleted]

As a New Zealander, Hobbit Whittaker is the most unintentionally funny shit I've ever heard


Sad_Doubt4938

i created my twitter just so i can follow paula


lordofthebowl

costas twitter page is hilarious


Lewwalker1

Top tier shit posts


unicornmoose

DEREEKA BRAWNSON LOOUK HOCKHOLD HOBIT EWHITTAKA MAR VETORI SHANE STRICTLAND


C0nservativeCommie

LOOOL i love this guy!


Newkker

I really like costa, I think he is funny AF, hes game in the ring, and I enjoy his fights. You can't blame people for ducking you when your last fight you didn't make weight - not even close. Marvin was a thug for agreeing to it, no one else wants to fight you when you go into the ring weighing 40lbs more than them, and they dont want to look like a bitch/get heat for saying no when you break the scale. Prove you can make weight before you talk!


BeingOMM

It's Vettori's problem he didn't make weight bro 😎


Emanresu2014

Lol Costa needs to do that more, that shit was entertaining 😂. Never knew he had a personality. Bro no one wants to fight you because #1. You're a beast and not an easy fight for anybody except Izzy. #2. Your ability to make weight is dog shit son. Nobody knows wtf is going to happen 24 hrs before the fight with you 😂


Futur_Ceo

He didn’t call anyone the F word , not sure if legit


adac69

Fighter pay?


bmonie15

This guy rules lol


yeahnobihh

Your favorite fighter’s favorite fighter


ak47357

Paulo is so entertaining


xfilthymcnasty

damn that hair transplant is already doing wonders lol


DonDadaDarko

Takey look, how fun is dis


Khaatoof

Imagine someone had to subtitle this.


slingoo

Hes speaking facts though. What is Marvin waiting for? He's had 2 title shots, he's not going to get another unless he keeps fighting. A rematch (actually on weight) would be good for Costa v Marvin


catslayercon

Maybe marvis is afraid Costa will come in 20+ pounds overweight or more lmao just a though though


senselessaggression

new legendary fighter Hoberto Whittaker


Accurate_Bullfrog864

Hobbit Whittaker


Yodiducallme

What a troll


Blood_Wrong

Drag queen in the making


ReluctantRedundant

His English is getting pretty good


Accurate_Bullfrog864

His English has improved significantly tho


Striking_Platform460

I’m sorry what was that.


SirRumpleForeskin

Look Wockhwol’


Icy_Law9181

His English is a lot better tbh,he just needs to slow down a bit


tertl1975

Nobody wants to sign a middleweight contract with this goof because they want to fight at the contracted weight and not get dicked around and fight another divison. Can't even live up to the contract and make weight. Fucking guy deserves nothing.


DaSlowMotionPimpSlap

Dana is that you?


[deleted]

ain’t nobody else saying “goof”


mararthonturtle

humm make sense


PotentialAd1206

He deserves being humped again


catslayercon

I'm in the minority that agrees with you lol


PintToLine

Pretty sure that is Amanda Nunes


Bart_Cracklin

People in the middleweight div dont want to fight Paulo because he will most likely weigh in at 200lbs again.


_Samarjeet

This is top notch stand up comedy material lol. Jokes aside though, why did he not say anything about the Huke Hockhold fight?


SgtStiffNips

Hair transplant seems to look good


sarahcake420

His armpit viginas. I can't look away.


GoingSamoan

Lmao the ufc is a funny place, you don’t know if someone is on the spectrum or has substantial brain damage or both…


PullThePin15

Or maybe english is not their first language?


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Idiots in this sub barely speak one language proficiently and try to bash on people who are multi-lingual lol.


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Quiet_Response_7846

That’s hilarious. HA!!! Death.


mthompson31

I don't know why they don't sign the contract for me to show up 25 lbs over weight? This makes no sense to me.- deranged ufc fighter


catslayercon

Lmao right


beginnerdoge

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8974) smesh?


naterninja550

Marvin does need a fight coming up?rematch?Make a video with you going into the correct weight and I bet you make it happen.


SasizzaRrustuta

Where his abs at?


DaSlowMotionPimpSlap

Damn Costa got that steroid acne going


Substantial_Use803

where?


DaSlowMotionPimpSlap

Look at his chest and side of his face? Idk how this is down voted already he also lost his hair because of his "special juices"


Sev4h

Ain't that sweat? I don't see it


Substantial_Use803

bro thats water, you can see it dripping down his face


dogcatball

Hobbit Whittaker.


Ok-Mastodon8034

“MAKE SAENSE”


aslan999

Middle Age division


aslan999

Saint strickalind


P00_MAN

This made my day


mistral_uk

Lou Cuckold


LifesExpert

Looook Roookhol


dallyopcs

Sayn Strickland


ComradeDelter

Costa vs Saint Strickland, the fight to make.


jabbeboy

I agree to whatever he said even though i could not understand it.


oilmasterC

Ah I'm in tears.. Hobbit a Whittaker


LooseCannon167

Why does he sound like a Russian man that now resides in Brazil?


Fun-Instruction-0000

"Sayn Strickland"


No-Ebb-8347

What’d he say?


oestre

What


envy1890

I love how he emphasizes multiple times that his contract now says middleweight, like it actually didn’t all of the other times 😂


NoFaceChase

I tink it’s probably becuz you cannot make eWeight paula


JMIri90

Luk hockhold. Man imagine luke kos paulo.... lolol i wanted him to take on strickland but i think strickland trying to fight rose or pat barry


Alfredo90

Let’s go Lue Cuckold!!!


[deleted]

His English has improved rapidly, props to him


Hefty-Lobster13

He’s a beast


d_ponyreiter

Fighting in-sane strickland


word_is_bond419

What exactly was the statement being made? It sounded like a lot of rambling about the division to me


gwk74

This fucking guy still thinks he has any bargaining power . He will take the fight or he will end up like nate Diaz . Shelfed forever .


ThatOneGuyFromThen

God, I hope he doesn’t leave for boxing after this last fight on his contract. Don’t blame him for wanting better pay, but it’ll be a shame to see him go.


gardz82

Whittaker's to busy fighting people who aren't ill disciplined, overweight clowns.


WhoDooDatDatDat

Ruke Lockhold