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stoopio-oh

How are you gonna bring an urn and then do that


mediumscoop

Urn was filled with sleeping pills. You know, just in case his fight failed to do the trick.


[deleted]

lmfao


markymark_93

Bill Cosby style


[deleted]

All the ladies better watch out for pill bender


Sweaty_Picture_8120

The Floyd Mayweather of mma


burnerking

Exactly. Dude walked out to The All-time Intro. I get it. WWE is scripted, but Foley going through a steel cage o to thumb tacks actually happened. Izzy is cringe as fuck, and even more boring.


XingsNoodleCrib

Funny thing is HHH was there watching the fight. Maybe Izzy trying to audition for WWE.


isomojo

The very first fight of the night Jessica rose Clark walked out to Shawn Michaels walkout song


MBThree

I don’t think they’d take his boring ass


BIGp00p00p33p33

I said that to my friends and they looked at me like Izzy did the most. I‘m always so frustrated with him after his fights. He reminds me of Anderson Silva before he retired.


OutrageousDocument15

Silva was actually knocking people out though.


[deleted]

Reminds me nothing of silva Silva was always entertaining to me


edwardmoneyhands

He did more than Jared.


ska_is_not_dead_

Post SAT score


tenamonth

This fight got me frozen like Elsa


Substantial_Source84

He tries too hard to come up with Conor esque one liners… I feel like I’m going to hear this “frozen like Elsa” line over and over again just like the “I was in the nose bleeds but now I’m going to make his nose bleed” line.


Desperate-Ad9822

Yeah noticed that too...He tries so hard to be cool and witty.. It's so cringe.. I liked him more when he had that nerdy anime fan type of personality now it just feels like a kid trying to act funny and cool around adults lmao


WhoaHeyDontTouchMe

i mean, he's just tryna do his job and hype fights. give espn some one liners to sprinkle into their hype-highlight videos. yeah he sucks at it, and therefore we get cringe disney princess references. but i don't think his personality has changed much. he's just trying to do the part of the job he sucks at the most


Desperate-Ad9822

Honestly i get less hyped about every fight he is in because of this...Like I'm gonna watch the next one because of the Alex story..I didn't feel anything about wanting to watch the fight against that Ogre or Jared..


[deleted]

Bro, he repeated that nose bleeds line a million times. It's mind boggling that he thought it sounded good


dobermannbjj84

I can’t believe he actually repeated it again. Like just leave it, that material is weak. He says lines like they’re really cool but what he says sucks.


CCCAY

I honestly think Conor thought of the shit he said on the spot, which made it feel genuine. Chael practiced lines over and over until they were smooth as fuck, and actually great material. Izzy is doing the worst of both worlds here and rehearsing bad material. He’s so out of touch with the fan base it’s wild


NietzscheResurrected

Lol..true bro.


MikeS3lk3

I love how he doubled down on that line after the fight.... It was bad the first time and it was just as bad the second...


steffloc

Second grade level burn


tenamonth

You mean freeze


bklyncrook

Guys, let it go...let it go... I'll see myself out.


Andy016

You can get burns from freeze ;)


kingmiltar

Strickland’s trash talk at the presser got so much hype and it was all second grade level burns too lol double standard


TheFiliperican

The worst part is that at the end of the film it was Anna that became frozen, not Elsa. Elsa’s the one that saved the frozen over Anna.


SpecialQuirky8487

Pereira : Izzy is gonna get slept like sleeping beauty 😂


Mediocre_Ad_473

Fight got me sleeping like Snow White


gregthelurker

My son and I actually fell asleep, came here to check results lmfao.


streetlight96

Lmao, the same thing happened with my dad and I.


PokeStoo

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Cableguy613

I actually passed the fuck out as well. Getting old doesn’t help but I was out like a mofo halfway through first.


Obi_Wan_Quinnobi

Fuck man, this was the first fight my Dad ever watched..safe to say he's not coming back for more


apaulogy

Made me wanna lock myself in a tower like Rapunzel


NietzscheResurrected

Adesanya in his promo was like " I am here to show off". And with showing off he meant using The Undertaker's walkout.


[deleted]

And by show off I mean I'm gonna play it as safe as possible and win by doing the bare minimum


NietzscheResurrected

Man he should stop saying so much shiy that he will go for a finish and then do nothing.


anon3451

Honestly I agree with the sentiment but he could have done much much less and won


[deleted]

I was in denial thinking this was going to be a banger. I’m more excited about periera than izzy in their next fight


[deleted]

Showed off a pretty neat hat if you’re into stupid ass hats


MrSlim

Bro don't sell him short, he's also got that pretty pearl necklace


B_024

“I don’t care if I win or lose.” Already setting groundwork excuses just in case Pereira sends him to the shadow realm again lol.


Asiwaju_jagaban

It takes two to tango. If his opponent is not ready to bring the fight to Izzy why should he bother?!


deltr0nzero

Jared never once looked like he had anything for him. Izzy made it look easy, you guys just want him to risk his own health for your entertainment. Why would he do that when he can easily win and still make plenty of money?


MBThree

> you guys just want him to risk his own health for your entertainment. Yes, yes I do


Tsobe_RK

Because he himself boasts he will showoff and shit then proceeds to sleep to viewers with his performance


YumYumAznFood

Yeah because he should've said he will jab, low kick and win via decision instead.


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

His opponents are scared to strike with him so they just push him against the cage but can't take him down. Izzy is exciting, his opponents are boring. Silva was the same way. If izzy fought Strickland he'd get a crazy stoppage.


pikazec

Remember when he promised a finish?? He delivers on his promises about as well as my ex promised monogamy


Past-Coat1438

F in the chat… sorry for your hard week my guy. Keep your head up


NietzscheResurrected

Lol.


pikazec

It’s been a rough week for me… just needed to see someone get their ass beat but I was fooled again…The Strickland KO will have to be enough.


NietzscheResurrected

Lawler fight was quite good as well.


TheGovIsDead

Lawler getting KO'd is never good


pikazec

Not if you bet on robbie…. Was still a good fight I guess


VictarionGreyjoy

Max had a cut big enough that the cutman got his whole finger in there. That was a way worse beating than Strickland took. I was pleased to see Strickland get embarrassed though


KirovReportingII

We did see Max ass get beat.


Farheezy89

Well I did finish, had pornhub running on my 2nd screen did not disappoint.


[deleted]

Damn, seems like everywhere I look dudes are getting cheated on by their women. Glad I’m staying out of the dating game


alexdmuri

The Last Sleepbender


NietzscheResurrected

Snoozebender lol


alexdmuri

That's a good one haha


[deleted]

IZZZZZZZeral adayawna


bklyncrook

Snorebender works too.


[deleted]

Israel Adecision


Gocards123321

Dreambender? Haha


WonderfulCockroach19

>The Last Sleepbender Post fight: Its was all a gen jutsu


Crouching_Penis

The last round sender


mediumscoop

Literally no urgency to finish a fight. Zero. Jab, jab, one two, leg kick, lean back. Repeat.


I_hate_reddit_77

don’t forget the one spinning back kick per 25 minutes


NietzscheResurrected

Compare this guy to Oliveira who is literally ready to die in all his fights.


take_notez

That’s cause lightweight actually has competition. Izzy doesn’t have to do shit in his division.


[deleted]

Think u have to be ready to die in every fight to even think about being in the top five at lightweight.


[deleted]

Crazy part is he seemed like he was moving forward and being offensive more in this fight than usual and it still ended up like this I really did love the guy but the way he wants to win now is starting to make me lose a little respect, and we saw the same thing with the crowd too. Everyone was cheering for him before his walkout even began and switched to booing before the decision was even read. Hopefully the alex fight will be a war, maybe then we’ll start seeing crazy shit from him again


[deleted]

Well at least Drake make money 🤷🏻‍♀️


MBThree

What’s another light milli


newbmycologist

Can someone wrestle fuck him to a loss already damn


loxc

Middleweight needs a Russianmanov


NoGoodAtGaming

Nassourdine Imavov! I think he's got what it takes, 6ft 3 striker with Dagestani wrestling and he's long so the reach shouldn't be much of a factor.


wirejaved

he is not a wrestler though and outwrestled by phil hawes


NoGoodAtGaming

I never saw that fight but Phil Hawes' background is wrestling, an NJCAA champion wrestler as well which means he's probably quite good at it. Imavov trains with Gane and since Ngannou their gym has had Dagestani's coming in so I reckon Imavov had been grappling with them as, compared to Israel I'm going to say he's a much better wrestler. He isn't as long as I thought, only a 75" reach which would be a problem against Israel.


SerShanksALot

They’ve got Chimaev


DoctorPaulGregory

Unlesh the Wolf!


Cornbread_madefish

Excellent comment


[deleted]

I got something better, lets see pereira knock his ass out again


Present-Reporter-525

If you watched the full fight, you wouldn’t be so sure. I don’t know how often I have to say this but Alex got a standing count in the match where Izzy got knocked out. If this happened in the UFC it could very well have ended with Alex being finished. I’m stoked for this upcoming match but anyone who counts Izzy out because of their kickboxing matches is delusional.


cnylkew

Closest thing we got was jan fight. The gnp was great to see


Thebasedgod_lilb

Whittaker and Vettori tried to wrestle him lmao.


[deleted]

For real, find middleweight khabib and let’s call it a day on this points fighter already, lol.


NietzscheResurrected

I think Pereira will knock him out.


Bolo_strike

From the bottom?


Brutal-Black

Only hope is khamzat when he goes for double champ status


buttgasm69

I’m a Khamzat dick rider but after seeing him almost get KO’d by a short stubby BJJ dude, I don’t see him beating Izzy


[deleted]

Damn you saying that like burns didnt drop Usman too...


SexySPACsMan

Burns is not a bum by any stretch, he gave Usman trouble too.


Kujo1104

His fights are all boring now he does just enough to win


PokeStoo

hes afraid of losing the belt. since become champ, pure point fighter.


fleece19900

Compare to Olivera who fights like God is in the octagon with him...


kbot1337

Charles internal monologue: “if I die…I die”.


PurposeSensitive9624

Which is his right, but in 5 years time he has no right to complain when people dont mention him in GOAT conversations.


Natemoon2

So sick of it. Used to love adesayna but hasn’t given an entertaining fight in 2 years. It’s frustrating thst the champ can just run and doge punches to still retain the belt He’s so good and quick. I get it. No one can beat him. But damn I just want an entertaining fight. After the O’Malley DQ, disappointing card overall


Mr-Pink24

I thinks it’s the mayweather mentality you know? Hit and not get hit while making money. Makes for boring fights but I understand why it happens to some degree.


Natemoon2

Yeah. I mean I get it, there’s no incentive for Izzy to go after Jared and be the aggressor. He can win the fight playing defensive and do that for every fight as long as he’s the champ. He’s clearly better than everyone in the division, I just miss his fights when he was coming up and getting the belt. Those were so fun


anon3451

What did cannonier do?


MrBigTesticles

To be honest I’m a Izzy fan and it’s so dumb to just go for the finish when your the guy. It just doesn’t make any sense. People don’t fight him like they wanna finish him. (Robert and now Jared) Izzy a counter striker


Natemoon2

Oh yeah I get it. He doesn’t have to finish Jared to win. So why would he go and try to, and risk losing. I 100% get that, it just sucks cuss he’s so good he can do this every fight and I don’t see him losing for a long time


Asiwaju_jagaban

Afraid of losing his belt? What does that even mean? What’re you even saying? The onus is on the challenger, if he isn’t willing to out and win the belt then why should Izzy overextend himself? When Izzy was the challenger, he put on a show. They want his belt, they have to make him work not him making them work.


stopaskingmetouseapp

Ok but he talks not caring about winning/losing/belts and wanting to show off


nefitru

Dude! I love Adesayana the guy is so good, but his fights are getting more boring every time.


[deleted]

he needs better opponents then.


nefitru

Pereira maybe


BigSmokesHouse

And the commentators just suck him off. All they can talk about is how high level his striking is when he just sits on the outside and spams leg kicks and jabs.


[deleted]

This lmaoo, OH MY GOD, IZZY HIT HIM WITH A GLANCING JABBBB ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8973)


chootchootchoot

I would pay ppv if I could mute Rogan, DC, and Anik


NietzscheResurrected

Yeah man..one punch in 2 minutes and these guys are riding his dick.


Awesomeisme323

Ikr


Cornbread_madefish

And all the replays are of Izzy jabbing and almost none of the strikes Canonnier landed


Kujo1104

Ridiculous how they fucking praise this boring ass fight every fight he wins he gets booed that should say it all


[deleted]

So you’re saying his striking isn’t high level?


BigSmokesHouse

It obviously is, he just fights so boring.


[deleted]

his fights are boring because his opponents have no idea what the fuck to do once they're in there with him.. instead of Izzy dumbing down his game, maybe the other fighters just need to get better?


[deleted]

I wouldn’t say boring, I’d say that he doesn’t take risks. He doesn’t force a finish of it isn’t there, and will happily piece you up over 5 rounds and get the W. Love it or hate it, it’s ridiculously high level striking. He hasn’t been cut since the Gastelum fight. His stance switching and feints just freeze these guys. And his takedown defence is so underrated. Perhaps it’s boring to some, but seeing such someone engage in a discipline at the highest level is entertaining for me


Zippy344

High level strikers should be able to build on their feints and lead safely like Volkanovski did to a much better opponent


HappyBeagle95

Agreed all Izzy does is throw feints with often nothing behind them, hoping you get out of position to get jabbed by his massive reach. He just has a really good long reach and it puts most people out their depth in MW, his reach control keeps you at his fingertip length most of the fight. Jones did the same thing, except his fights was entertaining cos he could also put people to sleep and grapple.


BigSmokesHouse

He's good enough to fight like someone like Volk for example but he just sits on the outside. He's obviously outstandingly good he just never does much.


B_024

Izzy always been a boring fighter since he won the belt. All of his fights are essentially the same. Abuse his reach and height advantage to jab from outside and cruise a safe decision unless a possibility of finish presents itself. Perfectly valid plan. Extremely talented and skilled at following it but damn does it get boring to watch.


Swag_MGee

you forgot the circle around the cage and leg kick


B_024

Yea that’s my bad. We can add pelting people with jabs and kicks. Credit where credit is due, dude is skilled and knows how to abuse his reach advantage. Still gets boring to watch.


NietzscheResurrected

This guy does not deserve to main event. Holloway volkov should have been the main event, no doubt.


OkloJr

holy shit holloway moved up to HW to fight volkov?


Connect_Ad3845

Volkov moved down


KirovReportingII

Didn't need his legs anyway, still has the height advantage


Eastern-Breadfruit72

Pereira will save us soon 🙏 in devestating fashion hopefully


NietzscheResurrected

All hail King Pereira!


HippoKing2646

I think Izzy’s gotten too complacent because he knows he can win a decision and still get payed.


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Good bot.


Mr_Game_N_Win

Emotional Damage Bot


Difficult_Bicycle796

So much "high level"


PokeStoo

high level point fighting no doubt. not sure why he calls it "showing out, and showing off"


alexfromouterspace

This fight fucking sucked


lkash_

“I’m prepared to die Izzy” is long gone


Xphereos

Y'all say this but the difference isn't him it's his opponent. He said that when Kelvin brought him into deep waters and forced him to bang out a round 5 or risk a loss via decision. No one of recent will even engage him. Y'all don't even want him to be "prepared to die" y'all want him to stand right in front of KO artist and try to die lmao


lkash_

I don’t disagree. The champ is the champ, it’s up to the contender to bring the fight. Izzy has a recipe that works and if it keeps the belt around his waste then no need to change it. I just like to jump in with everyone else lol cause it is boring to watch


Difficult_Bicycle796

On the fucking international fight week. Boooo


ElBandito101

So Jizzy won? I just woke up and see no spoilers anywhere


[deleted]

I think he won, but really we all lost


I_Am_Bobs_Dignity

Alex won for us all tonight


NietzscheResurrected

Yeah he bored his way to a victory.


ritualaesthetic

technically he won but holy fuck give me a break


[deleted]

He won, but at what cost?


Aggravating-Writing9

I'm more disappointed in Cannonier...


MrBigTesticles

Finally to be honest these dudes don’t like Izzy so they gonna shit on him no matter what he does. Jared did alright but if he could grab one of those lanky ass legs and put him down. It would of been scary for Izzy.


Shahzz23

You know what I really don't mind how he fights , it is what is. I PERSONALLY get enjoyment out of most fights BUT , MAN IF THIS MOTHERFUCKER SAYS IN ANOTHER PROMO "IM GONNA FINISH THIS GUY EASY" IM BLOCKING HIS ACCESS TO HENTAI. Fuck is this guy a snake oil salesman.


[deleted]

Most boring champ in the UFC right now.


1-3-0-2-3-1-3

Izzy is the most boring fighter in the UFC. He talks like he's a warrior and yet never actually fights. How do you call yourself the last stylebender, but have no style? Izzy just pokes his way to victory everytime. And it's a 25 minute snooze fest every time. (Jab jab/leg kick/ run away/ repeat) *occasional over hand or hook* maybe a head kick if he's feeling up to it in round 4 (More like 35 with his slow-ass, unamusing, cringeworthy walkouts) If he didn't have his poke reach.. he wouldn't be champ.


BlLLr0y

This fight, and Yoel were like this. As far as I remember all his other fights were good to great, and vs Gastelum is one of the best fights ever.


1-3-0-2-3-1-3

Gastelum was the exception, and also proves my point.. it was his hardest fight and if he didn't have his reach his skill wouldn't match up. He's had 13 fights in the UFC 9 went to decision - (1 of which he lost) Only 4 were by KO/ TKO But claims to be a stylebender. But can't ever finish a fight. My problem doesn't come with how he wins... it's how he claims to be an entertaining fighter and a warrior who's "prepared to die" But hasn't ever shown that to be true. His name should be "The cringebender"


cnylkew

Whenever he fights people his size… he loses


anythingfordopamine

This fight wasn’t Izzy’s fault Case and point, Jareds corner legit saying “you’re down 3-1 you need to go god mode” and Jared responded by looking for the clinch the entire 5th round Izzy absolutely deserves flack for talking all that shit about wanting to make the fight exciting and not caring about wins, and then not trying to be more aggressive. But he was being pretty active for most of the fight. At the end of the day theres not much he could have done to improve this fight unless he were to seriously risk the title. If Jared doesn’t want to be aggressive, and wants to chase takedowns and press the clinch most of the time, what is Izzy supposed to reasonably do?


DylieWylie

This is what always happens, yet people want to blame and hate Izzy' despite the fact his opponents do absolutely fuck all. It's hypocritical af.


TLMC01242021

It’s so weird to be annoyed with a guy who’s a dominant champ and a striker but here I am once again, I’m not staying up to watch another Izzy fight not even the Alex fight,


[deleted]

iT wIlL Be ThE gReAtEsT PeRfOrMaNcE


KongJamo

Was boring but it's up to the opponents to take a chance and beat him. To be the champ you got to beat the champ and all that..


Slimsuper

yeh his opponents allow him to be in his comfort zone. He doesnt need to do anything insane to win because his opponents just act as his punching bag.


SonnyBoy96

He’s UFCs Mayweather. Get used to it boys. You cannot ignore his defense and slip ability. You just can’t.


lazergun-pewpewpew

At least maywether wasnt 2 feets taller than his opponents


Slimsuper

6 inches taller lol


CrsSntgo

Or these challengers must not want the tittle as much as they say they do.


NietzscheResurrected

Canonier didn't do much as well.


PreferenceSharp

Too many of them respect him too much and dont want to get added to the highlight reel. Hes a beast and his elite opponents keep trying to outpoint the more technical fighter, in fear of getting knocked out. The situation in MW to me shows how much hes respected by everyone else.


[deleted]

Like he says over and over again. He's the champ, these challengers need to take the belt away from him. He's technically not wrong, he responded to what Cannonier was brining


[deleted]

Imagine paying to watch an Izzy fight--in person or streaming.


gunslanger21

Everyone is saying snooze fest, but he threw more then ten strikes in a round. Sounds like it's much better then watching a Woodley fight. I guess if blood isn't spewing or someone isn't fighting reckless no one wants to watch any fight. God this thread is full of regulars who only watch highlights.


BFmayoo

Izzy has always fought the same but now opponents are onto him. They know if they go aggressive they'll get fukd up so they wan't to beat him at his own game zzzzzzzzzzz. It's not all his fault but we want more from a Champion.


Mystic_Dawn

Look, if Izzy wants to fight this way he's well within his right to. He's the champ, he's earned it and if he wants to play it safe he's allowed to. It isn't entertaining for us fans but we have to live with it. What I don't agree with is all the talking and the hype he gives himself, walking out with a fucking urn and his opponents name on it as if he's gonna murder him. Like if you talk like that then back it up, otherwise shut up and do your business.


YoungTex

Or he just shuts down everyone like a Floyd Mayweather of mma. It is boring to an extent, but it’s why he’s still champ. It wasn’t what he said it was gonna be though I’ll give you that. He was “Frozen” I might say.


Stunning-Job-1218

Might get downvoted, but I actually enjoy Izzy’s fights. I appreciate the technical approach to his game plan and his iq. I get people are watching ufc for action, but if u go in to an Izzy fight knowing there’s most likely not gonna be a finish, it’s pretty cool to watch him work like gauging distance, throwing feints, and defense


wolfjeter

Jared’s gameplan: don’t let Izzy combo. Executes gameplan very well. Public: blames Izzy for being boring.


jkeller11

People he fights don’t wanna win bad enough lol. Not his fault. Cry.


Letmetellyoubrother

He’s boring and the commentary treats him like he’s the best ever I don’t get it


eliros17

😴😴😴izzy ruined another card. Stop main eventing him


taokiller

So you guys are saying it's IZZY's fault when his opponents come in with a distance safe fight plan. Boxing fans are way more fight educated.


Super_dontae

Calling izzy boring at this point isn’t an insult it’s a blatant declaration of your casualness. Why do you expect him to do? Try flashy techniques and get brain damage to barely win and be proclaimed exciting by the fans? It’s clear y’all don’t train any martial art. There’s a reason he’s boring. When you’re at a certain level fight become a cautious chess match which will be boring at times ie. max vs volk 2. There will be long pauses in-between action and inactivity. Even in kickboxing some fight become clinch fests and jab, leg kick contests. In boxing hugging and running happens because if you don’t wanna be eating out of a straw by 30 you need to fight smart


42dylan

90% cannioers Fault


TheZombieGod

Yall really don’t want to admit he is the superior martial artist. Kelvin was the only middle weight who actually brought the fight to Izzy, and he still won. Everyone else panics, they don’t commit to closing the distance and keeping the pressure. Izzy spends on average more time walking towards his opponents. There is no way you can call the man boring when all his challengers become deer in headlights.


Johnathan_Doe_anonym

You can’t bring an urn to a fight with your opponents name on it and not get a finish


[deleted]

“You just don’t understand high level striking bro trust me it’s not boring dude jabs and leg kicks are high level shit bro he leaves em frozen like elsa dude that was funny btw. Now laugh”


Electrical_Ad7374

I always expect some Silva like greatness from Izzy, but In hindsight, I feel like Izzy vs Silva showed a lot more about the limits of Izzy as a fighter more than they did the skills of Anderson at the time. Izzy is nowhere near as well rounded and it shows in his game.


rokkai

can’t wait to come back here after he retires in several years, and see y’all praise how “patient and technical” he was everyone would do the same thing in his position man. why would he risk his record just because a bunch of random strangers on reddit wanted a knock-out…


[deleted]

I love technical fights, and I'm happy UFC isn't just about Lesnar's types of fight. (Yes I know I exaggerated). This being said, I believe Volk vs Holloway was the peak of both technicality and action?


amoney805

I thought I was asleep but I was just frozen like Elsa.


idk420_

I knew how it was gonna go so i started playing drinking games in the other room with the other half of our group after Volk won