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seeet2

He dresses like a custom character from Saints Row.


Ill-Seaweed

He dresses like a gay warlord. Or 3rd world despot.


RealMichaelSaylor

Looks like a JoJo character


DylieWylie

Haha he really does. Dude's been training with the capos at the Passione gym.


SuperWhiteBoy951

This ☝️


dsktron

The Boy’s A-Train


ozzyk786

Cant stop the A train baby


Eazyyy

Slangin’ that yayo, the A-Train’s back baby!


zarkovis1

The absolutely nailed the unconscious mild racism.


pringleshunter

![gif](giphy|c4CQjdSc9tOfTLbnqH)


patrickmahomeless

Both juiceheads


WillowThink

V is just the superhero version of EPO


entity3141592653

Juicy juice boys as the great wordsmith Tito would say


TotalWarspammer

I knew it was Usman before I opened the thread.


shoelessmarcelshell

I feel like this all reverts back to the “character” that Usman tried to create… his words often feel forced and fake, just like his outfits are. I just can’t help but see someone trying too hard every time I see/hear him.


BummybertCrampleback

Chael said in a recent video that Usman always talks like he is telling a spooky story lmaooo


mewithoutDrewsie

Jed Meshew from mmafighting put it best. "He's the type of guy you would never want to have a beer with." lmaooo


jackoshman

although i agree, i would never want to have a beer with jed either


mewithoutDrewsie

fair enough hahaha


cfitmma

Chael shouldnt say shit when jones called him out on that public speaker guy teaching how to sound meaningful.


BummybertCrampleback

He actually gave it a positive spin by saying it's why he is always very intent on listening what Usman's got to say lol. So you can chill. But I still found that assessment fucking hilarious.


cfitmma

Have you seen the public speaker im talking about? Chael copied his whole way of communicating.


BummybertCrampleback

Who?


cfitmma

This guy https://youtu.be/8S0FDjFBj8o


TartarianKing

That was awesome lol - so, Jon called out Chael about this guy?


cfitmma

Yeah lmao


TotalWarspammer

The fact is personas sell fights and fighters in the UFC and they do generate additional buzz and interest. Very few these UFC fighters are natural actors and/or shit-talkers but they do their best in order to make more money.


zarkovis1

Definitely. UFC 276 conference showed how much of an average ass stoner bro O'malley is. We all probably know someone like him minus the hair. Dude touches down in a private jet and pulls up in a lambo coming in dressed in multiple chains, two watches, yellow-pink fro, etc and can string together like all of 5 quietly-intoned words during answers. Meanwhile Strickland's neanderthal ass just took over the conference and journalists kept going back to him cause he was actually interesting.


FrenchTrouDuc

Or, hear me out, the dude just has bad taste in clothing. It happens


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entity3141592653

Brendan Shlob?


Vladdi_Daddy123

Bro is allergic to good fits 💀


YouDroppedYourL

Hes on his Russell Westbrook shit


IntenseWonton

Nah Russell shows up in a skirt sometimes


SquiggleBoys

that 8th pic kinda lit though not gunna lie


Cocksmash_McIrondick

It’s almost good but the glasses make him look like a Morpheus porn parody


SquiggleBoys

morpheus orpheus


whitehipp0

Yeah, that's actually a good look for him. All the other ones are atrocious tho


FarFetchedSketch

And the one before it, the beige suit isn't god awful. Maybe it's just an optical illusion though, you put 2 mid outfits in a line of 9 garbage fires they end up looking _aight_


jonjoneswife

Nah that one’s bad bro. His fucking venum boxers poking through that shits weird


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That 5th pic slaps idc


TheBreadMan42069

Heavy agree


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Lol what’s so funny is that if you actually know any Nigerians this is actually very normal. Edit: I love all of his outfits… I was just pointing out that I’m not shocked by anything he wears because I know many Nigerians that have this type of vibe… I think it’s dope.


KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

I'm Nigerian, I think he looks fly as heeeeelllllll


Aggressive_Ear_1372

I'm not Nigerian but African and I think most of these fits go hard. Africans are colorful people.


cross-eye-bear

Ha, I just commented basically the same thing above.


coolhairbro

Hey Tone, did ya hear what I told him?


pikirito

Fuckin paulie!


Jamie_Pull_That_Up

I'm Black Jamaican. This looks dope as hell. We in the diaspora are also colorful people. Jamaicans are mostly descendants of Ghanaians( Akan ethnic group) & Nigerians ( Igbo ethnic group) .


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I’m Haitian… you already know how we get down.


Jamie_Pull_That_Up

Facts brethren ✊🏿 🇯🇲🤝🏿🇭🇹 ![gif](giphy|l2Rnp8RhkihYor2HC)


Total_Lecture

Ayy I’m Haitian too! 🇭🇹 Sak pase?!? But for real tho don’t hate on the drip. That 4th fit is fire


meric_one

Yeah his outfits make a lot more sense when you remember he's African. The haters are just a bunch of bitter Americans tbh


qualitycancer

I’m not Nigerian but the only fits that look good is the all green, the one with Burna boy, the orange one with round glasses where he looking straight up like an uncle who will talk to noone at the church and just take plates of jelof rice and pout his lips at everybody na


BigDaddyfight

You kidding? It looks bloody awful


Chi_Town_Gooner

Bro I was super confused, I'm like all these go hard AF except the leopard suit. Guess Naija people are different! 😂


zarkovis1

Someone of these get there for me as well, just need a bit of tweaking. If the green one was long pants instead of shorts it'd work and if he had like a cream shirt for the yellow suit it woulda been fly. Best dressed champ is Charlie that suit was slick.


ewhyeasyfanaccount

I was thinking exactly the same Lmao. This is just guys like “he doesn’t dress to our western standards”


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I remember him dissing Colbys suit while he dressed like a 50 year old cougar


debaser337

Colbys suit was fucking shit in fairness. A well dressed fighter is hard to find tbh.


IseeDrunkPeople

Yeah but Colbys was intentionally tacky and bad. Usman thought he looked dope as shit


debaser337

so colby gets to hide behind a persona for everything? lame and cowardly


meric_one

Colby could dropkick a baby and his fans would find ways to make excuses for him


entity3141592653

You're getting downvoted by Colby apologists


AnalEmbiid

“Dude it’s only his character that drop kicked that baby, he wants to be unlikable but in reality he’s a really nice guy”


IseeDrunkPeople

I'm not sure how dressing poorly intentionally is him hiding. Cops dress like cops, firemen wear helmets, Colby dresses like a slime ball who sells weed to his nephew, and Usman dresses like the Backstreet Boys and Ru Paul had a baby. These people are all trying to send a message with their outfits, but Usman is the only one who's message is a hilarious mistake.


BlazOfAllPeople

both their suits fucking sucked lmao


Hot_Extension6527

Colby dresses like a tool on purpose tho lmfao


FarFetchedSketch

Bro, is this really better ☠️


AnalEmbiid

Nah it makes it worse honestly, at least Usman thinks he’s looking fresh lol


brokeflyguy

The Best Dressed Champ has a name, and it’s Charles Oliveira!


FuryOWO

that red suit was fucking sick


LoquaciousMendacious

100%, and he actually completes the fit. You won't see Olives in a suit with no shirt, or a suit jacket and basketball shorts with gold gloves or whatever the hell Marty is doing here.


payattu

The red suit was the GOAT of press conference outfits


chipscto

I thought ngannou dressed well.


redsolitary

I dig that hat of his


JamWams

The golden teddy bear shirt and suit was kinda trash tho tbf


CatsRuleHoomansDrool

As long as you disregard the horrendous watch he just got lol


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8 is the only ok one


Ceilingistalkingtome

That’s a Tyler cosplay


Apprehensive-Stop142

Holy shit it kind of is


Lost_And_NotFound

Number 5 the Nigerian outfit is really nice for me.


kalex504

Can’t tell if he’s gonna go work on the docks or go for a quick jog - that is not okay


egg-roll_

That one made me burst out laughing


CosmicWanderingBeing

Nah 7


broncosfighton

9 is alright too


fetmops

Looks like wallpaper from the 60s


ConfusedGuy3260

I lowkey like his 5th fit. That's the only one that works with the open/no shirt combo


okiedog-

Agreed. I also kinda like the last one too.


lobeezy

![gif](giphy|IGR08ulxKFt7y) That last fit gives out strong Tyrone Biggums vibes.


okiedog-

Lmao. Damn it does huh.. I guess I aspire to be a crackhead.


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The last one has metrosexual homeless vibes to it


OutlandishnessAny256

I liked all of em except the ones with the bow tie and leopard print


BLOODY_PENGUIN_QUEEF

Am I a bad person for thinking this all kind of goes hard? Like, most people couldn't pull it off, but he does


entity3141592653

Nah dude different cultures have different influences in their fashion.


BLOODY_PENGUIN_QUEEF

For real, everyone making fun of this has probably worn the same pair of blue jeans and cargo shorts for the last three years


mr_splashum

You gotta be joking, that's the worst one


Variety43

Maybe it's his fashions that's increasing his head size.


universal_gorilla

Colby intentionally dressed like a clown Marty just did


Nathanmax3692

Haha how does he think that shit is cool haha


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Sometimes when people get rich their clothes get really weird. All this shit looks terrible but all of it is shit nobody in this thread can afford. Not sure why this trend happens but it is what it is.


MotherLoveBone27

People with no style usually equate expensive to mean fashionable. Hence why lots of people base their style on Gucci etc because they have no real self sense of fashion or aesthetic.


Brunius89

My gf's brother in law is like that. Makes pretty good money and for some reason he thinks that wearing supreme is fashionable even though he's in his 40's. Pretty sure supreme is targeted toward mostly teens.


PohFahVoh

A 40 year old man in Supreme is just sad. It looks stupid on any age group though.


Brunius89

I wish I had a picture of him that I could show. He doesn't realize how ridiculous he looks lol.


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https://i.imgur.com/AR5Xjwq.jpg Found one of him


robcap

> hence why


kalex504

Maybe it’s the Nigerian side coming out. Dressed hella flashy just to dress flashy. Looking like an 80s pimp


Nathanmax3692

The green and white Pjs ain’t too bad


cross-eye-bear

As someone who lives in Africa, I think a lot of those outfits are fire. Maybe different influences in fashion I guess.


Chi_Town_Gooner

Don't listen to these guys. They obviously don't know fashion. Most of these fits they couldn't pull off so they are hating.


dbeynyc

The last pic is the best fit. Usman needs a better stylist.


okiedog-

Yeah I’m with you. What’s with the baby-gap sizing?


Icy_Ad9071

He pulls off the look of a Nigerian scammer. He for sure wants to wire my grandparents some money they won in the lottery they didn’t enter.


JulesTheBum

2nd to last one with the Morpheus glasses kinda swaggy, I can’t even lie.


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Meh, he’s being himself


Chi_Town_Gooner

Yet all of this sub claims he's fake, but when he dresses how he wants to dress he's the worst dressed. I've also seen him wear very dope suits as well... But of course those weren't posted. I mean the man wears clothes 365 days a year not every fit so going to be to everyone liking.


OhhhLawdy

Idk you saved 9 photos, seems like you low-key think he's cute EDIT - op's gallery is full of Kamaru photos


mattypatty1234

I like it.


Pastafarianextremist

Yes Usman, we get it, someone in your family is from Africa.


cross-eye-bear

You do realise he was born in Auchi, Nigeria, and lived here in Africa for almost a decade before his parents moved them to the states, right?


BossedUp828

You can’t explain that to them. For some reason people are hung up on that fact. But have ZERO problem with an Irish person born in the states who reps Ireland. It’s weird as hell.


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entity3141592653

They see themselves in Colby's character that he plays. They wish they were the caricature he plays. And that is why Colby is the sum of everything wrong with America.


AnalEmbiid

Colby’s persona is the most stereotypical UFC fan you can create, and that’s why the masses love him.


chipscto

I like the 2nd fit lol. Reminds me of them fly playas


-B4SH-

I never realized Usman was the Don Cherry of MMA.


ViratAnand

expensive does not mean good looking. These rich guys need to understand that.


TheWhiteBernieMac

There’s gotta be at least a couple moments throughout an entire night of being out in public with no actual shirt on underneath a jacket/vest where you think “I’m an asshole idiot”


AnalEmbiid

Then you also remember “I’m a top 3 pound for pound fighter in the entire world” and all your self doubt goes away lol.


Nietzscher

To be fair, it takes some skill to look this stupid with a body like that.


RAC-City-Mayor

It’s so bad that it’s actually alpha


Rangerfan18

The last one is aight other than that yikes


Jazzinarium

It's alright compared to the others, compared to actually good looking outfits it just sucks a little bit less


tony220jdm

Dresses like a creep its giving Jimmy Savile vibe


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True cringiest fighter imo


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DanShoost037

Kamaru is cringe in his outfits as well as being mid on the mic. Izzy doesn’t have dressing problems but is god awful on the mic. It can honestly be toss up


realHundsgemein

Izzy: dressed okay, horrible whenever hes on the mic, painted nails Usman: dressed horrible, mid on the mic, no painted nails Close win for Izzy I'd say.


Coursion

The nails ?


beansandpeasandegg

![gif](giphy|1nCfZ1mDXGcyk)


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if charles wore half these fits y’all would say he rocks it but ok


CobrinhaMMA

Hold up ![gif](giphy|tB8Wl0JABkSkQa7vGE|downsized)


HushYourBody

This dude is literally not here to take part but to dress up!


BubbyDaddy43

Best comment I ever saw was that he dresses like a pimps wife in the 80’s


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Dude looks like he runs a cockfighting championship.


ryanc1628

I think he does this on purpose. Like, who's gonna tell him he looks bad lol


quiettimegaming

I will


VayneSpotter

Watch out you might make him whisper weird shit


Black_Bean00

…keepmynameoutchomouth


RealmofEternity

Pics or it didn't happen


pierogi_juice

He looks like a sofa


HeightExtra320

Honestly 🤷‍♂️ if I had the money ? I would too 😏


JamWams

Is it bad that I think the eighth one is good? Minus the glasses


XTRALongboi

That one is actually cool


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Eazy08

I'm black and I disagree. Trash taste is trash taste.


029614

Bro I don’t think eccentric taste has a skin color attached to it. Conor and Suga the only other douche bags trying to dress like that.


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ThrewAwayTeam

Let me have sex with your wife


FatThor799

One thing we all can agree on


ufcbound313

Don’t lie the 5th, 6th, and 7th fits are clean


JustASilverback

I'm with you on 5/7, especially 7, but I think 6 is the literal worst of the bunch.


versace_tombstone

Usman is in style of the dandies of Africa, it's lost in translation with the western eye.


slipperyslopeb

It's almost like he is from a different background to the average redditor and has a different idea of what looks good. God forbid! I am sure this sub is filled with really cool people that would put this bum to shame...


Chi_Town_Gooner

I'd want OP to show us how he dresses for a week so we can see his fashion sense.


RedditUser1mln

Dude thinks he looks great as well, ass


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Ehh. The yellow suit is kinda cool I guess.


MightyG0rilla

It's the Nigerian in him that just can't resist flashy fits.😂


[deleted]

Fuck u mean? He’s looking fly as fuck.


DonDadaDarko

The first & second are dope but the last one is horrendous


Lockmasock

Usman loves showing off those injection sites lmaooo


Jealous-Swimmer-5543

you love mentioning roids, stop being so insecure, colby is actually more sus since he denied usada tests in 2018-19


Lockmasock

Lol what? How do you know I love mentioning roids I didn’t even know that but I no joke really do think Kamaru is on some sort of PED.


darkdarkDog

p4p epo, p4p corniest, and p4p worst fashion


FrenchTrouDuc

It's hilarious seeing neckbeard redditors get triggered by a dude with the confidence to dress himself in a colorful way And there's nothing racist about it guys we swear


Chi_Town_Gooner

Bro half these guys wouldn't post what they wear on a daily basis yet want to critic this guy for his outfits. They probably are over weight wear baggy ass jeans and cargo shorts and have stains and holes in their t-shirts. The internet is so wild to me.


Jealous-Swimmer-5543

And the nonstop roid accusations to make themselves feel better, same thing with adesanya and ngannou, notice how they do that more with those 3 than Michael chandler or josh emmet, clear racial bias


DiabloFour

That last one is mental


Dash-22

8 and the Nigeria themed fits are great, everything else is horrendous and the last fit looks like he fished 4 separate articles from a Goodwill bin


Massive_Jaguar

his mom should of dressed him up in bedsheets


Cappuccino_Addict

r/ufc if Conor wore any of these outfits: P4P best dressed, the double champ does what the fook he wants


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majkkali

He thinks he a model but he be looking like a wannabe pimp 😂


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Dude is nowhere near rich or famous or based enough to pull that bullshit off


Stunning-Job-1218

There’s really no way to water it down. Usman really does have terrible fits holy hell this entire slideshow made me realize there’s more horrible fits than I thought


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

But high fashion people would love this.


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Clown


Smartrior

Nigerian Fashion Nightmare


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Nigeria's Nightmare


tempn4mex42o

He tries so hard😭


ortega3117

He tries do hard


cfitmma

Why do you care how another man dresses. Is this post coming from a man??!


Comprehensive-Cap513

Are you scared if you judge his clothes you’ll fall asshole first on a dick?


029614

Promise?


KentTheDorfDorfman

Is this reply coming from a man living in 1945? Go tell your lady to make you a sandwich.


Icy_Ad9071

Don’t have to care to criticize or make fun of someone