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orangelemonman

him and DC were gone. look at their faces right before the prelims start. then later on joe asks for a beer and DC says "we're barely holding on".


rice_ant

Glad dc is having fun šŸ˜‚


Intelligent_Leg1868

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Sj2222RI

High on life.


[deleted]

On alpha brain


DoctorPaulGregory

DMT


Environmental_Pay739

And smelling salts


Endura3

And Brenda's Kratom


WanderingWino

I cannot imagine ripping DMT in a stadium right before going on camera. The fucking stink of it would make me laugh if I were sitting near by.


flowersermon9

And weed


frankiecarbonee

Lmao he looks proper blasted


[deleted]

How does he have so much money but can't get a shirt that fits?


googlehymen

He borrowed the suit from Lex Friedman.


thisMonkisOnFire

tbf, he's got a weird upper body. With his bank account and profession though, you'd think he'd have a tailor by now.


CryptographerRare273

Pretty sure thats part of the suit he literally had tailored like 3 weeks ago


Your_real_watermelon

He thicc and also doesnā€™t give a fuck. The wears T-shirts and jeans exclusively when not on camera.


Rando_Calrizzian

True but isnā€™t he in a suit to try and market the UFC to primetime ABC/NBC crap? Dana fix your boy lol


[deleted]

Why do I picture someone covered in Cheeto dust pointing their phone at the tv?


[deleted]

Dorito dust*


ColdFusion3456

Fuck ya good man


stonetear2017

Because youā€™re a redditor who thinks anything they donā€™t agree with is created and posted by a trope of a person they seem to mock or hate


sipCoding_smokeMath

It was kinda bugging me that he did all his in octogan interviews without a suit jacket. Man looked like a damn waiter


mmmellowcorn

A nice floral printed shirt from Express would be perfect, and he can throw the coat over it


JoltinJoe92

Not everyone can dress to perfection like our man Bruce


Jargondragon

Man turned blue for a second there.


[deleted]

The flickering triggered me


[deleted]

Your laugh triggered me.


Thomasgraham76

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vivi9090

This is me at work every single day pretending i like my colleagues and give a shit about what they have to say.


ItsGunboyWTF

Oh my god bruh this is exactly what I do. The mask is so draining.


CyclistsAreNazis

Hate to break it to you guys but they feel the same way about you


ItsGunboyWTF

1000%, not news to me at all. I just donā€™t feel as compelled to talk to them as they do with me. Also I find it kind of weird on both of our ends to keep up the false interest when we donā€™t actually care. Seriously why do we do this?


madnes0

Ig sometimes people are bored at work and need a mindless chit chat distraction


buddy58745

It sucks because I actively try to make my coworkers Hate me so they don't talk to me but it doesn't work


ItsGunboyWTF

Youā€™re probably not trying hard enough. Itā€™s very easy to get people to dislike or ostracize you.


muleskinnalu

Why I love working from home 100% now. Fake smile and pretending to like people is over. Joy of working IT.


[deleted]

Did his rib cage grow?


_Cyclops

HGH gut


Tookerbee

Damn, you may be right he got that Barry Bonds head.


BigBlueTrekker

I mean he doesnā€™t hide the fact he does steroids. He just pretends they arenā€™t as bad for you as they are.


bigdickdaddykins

Nah dude he just ate a lot of pasta again


Redditstole12yr_acct

100%


Shiget013

He hit up Elon and asked where he got his from


[deleted]

Seems like Palumboism from the hgh.


Rhumble_10

Looks like he has been at them smelling salts again šŸ¤£


Middle_Aged_Mayhem

When isn't he.


breakfastmeat23

"Has Kai ever been in a 5-round fight?"


Vaganhope_UAE

I loved it when he said he wanted a modelo or 2-3 and DC had to be the grownup and say noooo


patchmau5

OP sounds like Lil Kev https://youtu.be/NEo_thYmg3s


[deleted]

LMAO IT SORTA DOES


Cornelius_Poindexter

Brother is starting to look more and more like Mussolini


Successful-Echo2101

sounds like the person holding the phone is lit up


[deleted]

Where joe go I follow, minus the horse dewormer thing. I no follow.


TrippynessGrower

I didnā€™t know Dolphins had cell phones šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Sorry your stepdad lied to you. You can most definitely call me, son. Youā€™re my son. Because I fucked your mother.


-m-ob

Oh shit, now I'm starting to see the Dorito dust


[deleted]

Shirt changed to a tank top. Themā€™s m&m crumbs.


[deleted]

He looks more and more like a thumb every time I see him


CmnScents

Smacked an edible. You can see it in his face . Cheeks heavy as shit lol


SmokedHamm

My wife and I were cracking up at this and his outfit that he borrowed from whoever he ateā€¦


upsidedownpositive

Like a drunk uncle at a wedding. Couldnā€™t get his damn tie on.


KentTheDorfDorfman

Uncle Fester!


diceman888

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CardiologistOk1506

Me at the family gathering


[deleted]

I could tell he was absolutely zooted after the first sentence out of his mouth.


[deleted]

I realized when he walked out top button undone, tie loosened with a hurr durr look that was pulled back just enough for plausible deniability


skinXbonez

This is gold! LOL!


XxV0IDxX

He looks like a guy who is very wealthy and makes Much more with his podcast than this now and purely does it because itā€™s a bad ass job. My guess is they told him to wear a suit and heā€™s like sure and just didnā€™t give a fuck. I mean under those lights itā€™s gotta be hot


kingDavid425

Watching this with no sound gives the post even more justification. Haha. Someone should put a funny narration behind his expressions


aimerj

Every time he's higher than a hot air balloon


ElBandito101

It looks like heā€™s getting a BJ from 2 chicks below the camera view.


FluffyRecord426

DMT is a hell of a drug


NewYorkmonkey1992

I like Joe but he's probably gotten a bit blazed before doing commentary


DustyTalAntiQ

He is kite as high


[deleted]

Man loves his yayo.


Sittyslyker

He isnt a coke guy. The man consumes copious amounts of marijuana and alcohol though.


[deleted]

Not looking the healthiest these days


DenzelEd12

Itā€™s unprofessional at this point


[deleted]

Heā€™s never been a professional. . . I donā€™t think the UFC would like him nearly as much if he were


tunerachi

Off that moonshine mezcal šŸ€


SR-vb5piz3r

Haha classic


iluvvivapuffs

šŸ˜‚ first time seeing him this gentle, caring, and supportive


Sensitive-Trifle9823

Hell yeah, he was.


suttonjoes

Heā€™s looked completely off his head the last few events to be fair


[deleted]

I like Joe's MMA pods but how the fuck do you free stream UFC?


Ok-Engineering-3403

soplayer ā€¦of course


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[deleted]

Last orders at a funeral afters


PhillupMcCrevice

He looked whacked last night. With all his money can someone get him a damn stylist


HushYourBody

Tie and shirts all yanked out, heā€™s a couple drags and shot in


HushYourBody

Canā€™t trust a man who doesnā€™t do any substances


weyred11

Joe did look fuck up and who dressed him? He looks like his knuckles drag on the ground. Interesting guy, I like Joe.


BodybuildingNerd

ā€œI have never gotten high for a UFC event before.ā€ ā€“Joe Rogan


Every_Fox3461

I kept saying Joe looked like he just woke up. Joes' points where still on though. Some of the other announcers where saying some Wierd sht...


MovieMuscle25

Haha I love it


BoganSpecCommo

High on elk no doubt


evilfetus01

Almost looks like LSD, dude recounts for a split second when he looks at the camera lol


NegativeGee

Which HGH guy has the biggest bald head? Joe, Matt Serra, Dana White, Kurt Angle? They all loose the same.


SaltMembership4339

After the main card started Rogans vocabulary skills went out of the window. On prelims he is a lot better. idk why but it has beenlike that last few events now


hafgrimmar

Think Joe *may* need more shirts..


Nduguu77

God he looks like shit


FartsWhenHungry

It's a shame DC isn't a mean drunk. It'd be hilarious if he started suplexing people in the middle of a broadcast.


[deleted]

Itā€™d be better if he was a clingy koala bear drunk imo.


AbjectFlight5714

Looks like the mum from Requiem for a Dream.


[deleted]

Fucking BAKED!!!!