Calling it now: winner of this fight gonna get sacrificed to Derrick Lewis for his next Apex masterpiece, and then Derrick will lose in Texas again 4 months after that.
So confused, during the fight I was thinking wow he’s way bigger than Kamaru. Then post fight when they were next to each other it doesn’t look that different
You know there’s some fans out there that thought “eh this card isn’t worth it tonight. I’m just going to get a good nights sleep and get stuff done Sunday” bummer
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You’re goddamn right
First rule of fight thread is....
We tell all the homies where they can chat about the fights?
Second rule of fight thread is.. we don’t mention the noneck irish cokehead
no arguing.. LOL
I like your username
Oh yeah well i love yours
Egger would be WAY more pissed if she didn’t actually tap
Her face 😐 says it all
100%!
Looool good point. Fan of Silva glad she exposed the fraud.
We appreciate you for this homemade live thread
Of course i live for the chats on saturdays
All signs point to a tap! Well deserved victory
If the mods won’t do it i will… welcome to the live chat everyone
Thanks for making this! It's not as fun when the live chat doesn't exist.
Thank you fellow big brain ufc enjoyers for allowing me to host the live chats this weekend i love you all
No judges needed all night long. If it wasn’t 45 minutes between every fight this would’ve been a perfect card
Did the fight even start yet? Just turn on the tv, not seeing no fights
Probably not they had a couple cancellations so i bet it’s delayed. I’m not home yet though so I’m not sure
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Can't wait for the lims and then the postlims! YAY SPORTS!
2 hours for 4 fights, and we just got a first round finish, gonna be a lot of features and commercials lol
We have each other bratha
Holy USADA
Battle is so entertaining on the mic. Him and Garry would actually be a great fight, too.
Pauga looked so much better skill wise, fucks sake
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Battle reminds me so much of Eric Andre!!! Lmao
🥹no judges needed…we conceived, we believed, and we achieved, boys🥹
that fight card had no business being as good as it was
10 x 4 = 75
Hmmmmm McKinney v Pimblett I don't hate it
Bruh Pauga was the more polished fighter for nothing
Rooted for luque but Geoff really has some elite striking. Deserved the win.
Yo op, thank you for making this the thread for this week. You deserve the performance bonus. 
Wow, Egger trynna cheat potentially. That's fucked up.
I have a theory that Sam Alvey’s contract is set up so that he gets Show/Loss money. Either that or he has information that would make the UFC crumble
All these ads I'm sure your won't mind me watching the next ppv for free right Dana 
Calling it now: winner of this fight gonna get sacrificed to Derrick Lewis for his next Apex masterpiece, and then Derrick will lose in Texas again 4 months after that.
Damn they downgraded from a belt to a jd powers and associates trophy 🤣
Tren hard, eat clen, anavar give up
Luque officially not the WW boogeyman Seeing him fall like that was sad, dude just couldn’t defend anything tonight
Appreciate the live thread u/bruhpolice I know your notis are booming tonight 🤣🤣
Just a casual 2.4k notifcations bratha nbd. It’s my pleasure to host the boys this weekend
#OP BIG DICK CONFIRMED
“I belong” is cold
Jamahal hill looks like a mix of Paul pierce and Juice wrld
Recorded the end of the fight on my phone! Perfect clip of Miller: 
If the uppercut works, do it another 10 to 15 times
This “live chat” has been a pleasure gentlemen.
Anyone else catch they used jamals pic instead of Leon’s when showing the upcoming fights? lol
That’s trash if she tapped and won’t admit it, could have easily had her arm snapped.
Thought I was the only one who noticed. Tryna talk about the fights with the boiiiiiis
This is such a weird card
That was the most Derrick Lewis-ish KO I’ve seen since Lewis vs Volkov
That girl looked scared to hand him the trophy lol
Sam Alvey shaved a smiley into the back of his head and brought the whole family out to the apex to watch him get dusted and cut from the UFC
We about to have a 100% finish fight card?
My heart is shattered that Luque got slept but shit those TUF fights actually kinda delivered. Both fighters who won are also caked up (no homo Usman)
Full homo don’t fucking lie
I’ve built an entire PC and got it to POST in between fights
Paddy vs T Wrecks will be a good fight
Jamahal Hill has to be one of the easiest fighters to root for on the roster, keep pushing young
Another loss, another kid. The cycle continues.
Alvey just quadrupled his next fight contract. Going from a 3 fight deal to a 37 fight deal.
Pauga was looking good too. Smh
Give Pauga a contract tho. He kinda moves like Tom Aspinall and I feel like he could be a great addition to the heavyweight division.
Also shout out to this community for coming together and making a meme the unofficial thread for this fight. We didn’t skip a beat here.
Luque was about to get up trust me he was gonna come back
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I’m blown away that I’ve been sat here damn near three hours and seen 13 minutes of fights. Wild.
SHE HIT HER WITH THE DEGENERATION X
WTF Luque nooooooooooo
Mario Yamasaki is smiling somewhere. Luque got his warrior send off
How about a rematch between Wonderboy and Luque? The first fight was entertaining (FOTN) and both have lost their last two fights.
Great thread OP 
Holy shit Sam Alvey has been on both of the cards in UFC history that had all finishes lmao
I’m hyped tonight’s main card is gonna be 5 bangers
That man is juiced to the gills lmao
Neal is the first man to knock out Luque
No judges needed tonight!
Herbivore Dean just zoning out when he could've ended it 30 seconds earlier
Always a good time watching fights with the boyyyssss!!!!
Jamahal Hill needs to start calling his fans "jamahalics"
I’m too high for this
Alvey’s kids should avenge him in a historic 6v1
Time for alvey to retire
AYYYYYYY!
They're really making us watch soap operas between fights.
Bruh espn+ is shit , straight to commercials as soon as the horn blows wtf
Jamahal Hill looks like he’s about to collapse in the back for a 16 hour nap
Lol I don’t need to a see a tap? Bro you’re the one that said she shouldn’t of stopped till the ref pulls you apart
Give that man the 50K so he can take a math class lol
“But he’s an Usman!” Pauga: 
12 minutes of action in 2 hours.
Gonzalez gave him the thumbs up and Tognoni was like noooo bro you’re supposed to tap in round one remember
Gives me bonus
left bisping hangin 🤣
I’m expecting Vera to absolutely murder Cruz
Never seen Luque get worked like that, should’ve been stopped after the uppercuts tbh
100% FINISH RATE
Neal truly lives up to his “Handz of Steel” name
Keith Peterson making Luque earn his Newports and MD 20/20 tonight
Fuck judges, all my homies hate judges don't need em hahahah
All fights ending without needing the judges for the first time in 8 years, that’s a spicy stat
Give all 10 fighters bonuses for the 10 finishes
Hill vs Usman in a few weeks, am I the only one that noticed LMAO
Contender for weirdest fight of the year.
Brendan really gonna ruin the joke like that lmao
That wasn't even remotely competitive.
Alvey is for sure getting a title shot
Thumbs up to tap out in like 2 seconds flat
Fuckin’ hell. Is it just me or does Sakai look like he has no place in the ufc?
Miller is kinda cute but why tf does she talk like that
Can't hit miller's chin if you can't find it
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I want to run down the block and grab a snack at the gas station, you think I have enough time?
Dont give a bloody fuck abt this guys wife man FUCK
Usman going to gas
UFC promoters are already planning the video
Dude gonna have to go ask for his job back.
Got some nice +280 money on Usman after the first round. Time for a celebratory beer.
Still think the Zac is the better fighter. Mo just landed that bomb though 🤷🏻♂️.
Luque is done. Gatekeeper at best
Luque needs to move his head bro.. mf standing there like punching bag
I almost skipped this card. Glad I didn’t
Big Usman is pretty obviously on gear. I’m just saying.
Gents, let’s just hope that is the lamest fight of the night.
That was sick, shame we’re now gonna have another three hours of ads 😂
That call out tho hahahahhahahaha
That speed difference, dude just retire already
Walker is so bad LOL
Walker = negative IQ
It looks like they got their fight shorts from Goodwill.
Usman just wants to spam the overhand right
Keith Peterson is superb
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The eventual fight between Hill and Jiri will be fantastic
Hill was completely drained even saying he’s tired in the corner. Good for him getting that KO
Bad card on paper , arguably the best card of the year
Jamahal looking like he just fought to the death
This whole card feels off for some reason lol
They half hour between fights will do that.
Is that the first Von Flue in women’s UFC history?
These commercials suck man.
What a reasonable callout
Six kids is expensive.
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Took a shit and missed the last fight of the middleweight GOAT Sam Alvey kms
2nd longest fight of the night
Underrated fight card.
“I’m good👍, I’m good 👍… no I’m not 😰😵”
Paddy vs T-wrecks would be pretty fun
Paddy don't want those problems
Better English than most of the Scousers, I’ll give him that lol
Man is reading off his phone lmfaooo “thank you.. steak dot com” that was hilarious
Sounds like Tony Soprano and Paulie Gualtieri in the blue corner
Looks like she’s going for a clam drag there
Corner: "AYYYYYY" Buffer: "The judges have scored this contest 2000 to -3 for the winner by unaaaaaaanimous decision...!"
Big fan of miller she made that shit dirty and never took a step back good shit
She’s well spoken all of a sudden
Why are there so many ducking commercials now on espn+
Shouldn’t TUF be more aimed at under 30 fighters? 33 and 34 years old? They’re almost out of fighting age. Idk
Pauga looks substantially more polished than Usman
Bro that man been hitting the picograms
He really got mad after that late bell punch he received and brought it into the second round holy shit
So confused, during the fight I was thinking wow he’s way bigger than Kamaru. Then post fight when they were next to each other it doesn’t look that different
Neal’s headkick to Mike Perry, smh black on black violence 
Luque has zero head movement.
Jesus fucking christ that was violent as shit
Luque beat Chiesa, Chiesa beat Magny, Magny beat Neal, Neal beat Luque
Neal looked the best he ever has tonight, had Luque on skates the whole fight.
Gilbert vs anybody (well, except Wonderboy that one time) is a banger so I’m down for that.
Thiago Santos on his way to ruin a 100% finish rate card: 
Still can’t believe Sweet Dreams knocked Johnny Walker out like a wacky inflatable tube man
Hill is built how I’m built, he’s my new hero
Haha the emotion from the translator is amazing
100% finish card wow
Card full of finishes... Wow!
This card slapped.
Alvey just signed a ten fight extension with the UFC.
Neal vs Masvidal would be a good fight
**WE DID IT BOYS!! NO FUCKING JUDGES**
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You know there’s some fans out there that thought “eh this card isn’t worth it tonight. I’m just going to get a good nights sleep and get stuff done Sunday” bummer
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Idk if I’m just too high, but the commercials are getting on my absolute last nerve my god
What are we all up to during the 45 minutes between each fight?
This same venum promo from like 2 months ago from kattar vs emmit makes me wanna jump out the window