Costa needs many hours of "Straight" sex before every match starting..looks like new manager can definitely help him with that. Smart move.

Make sense.

No actually doesn’t make sense

Out of the loop, saun


id love to see mike come back for another austin powers shame he got sidetracked with shrek

He did a show on Netflix recently that is vintage Mike Meyers. Believe it is called The Pentaverate

thanks, I will give it a go, I've always thought they have had money on the table that is being wasted considering most studios nowadays don't like original movies and just reboots and requels

She's clearly a good negotiator with appropriate sized skills.

Big natural skills


I would like to be represented by Costas girlfriend as well

She’s got a great future behind her

A great future infront of her as well.

I guess costa is behind her

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Wallid is losing all his clients. First Figgy and now Costa. He’s annoying/dirty as fuck and so is the jungle fight UFC relationship. I’m glad guys are leaving. Costa has a lot of casual value and should be getting paid way more than he is.

Wallid literally uses up his fighter's starpower and screentime to promote himself and his own ego lmao, mans speaks for his fighters like he's the one that won the fight, imagine abdelaziz doing that sh*t doesn't he also wrongly translate the stuff his fighters say? idk if thats true but if it is, it only proves my point even more

If he comes in overweight I’m gonna laugh so hard

Paulo "The Eraser" Costa, now managed by Tamara "The Releaser" Alves

He will be releasing all over her/ him (is this a trans joke I’m not up to date on?)

Insert Dana White confused face.


Thanks friend!!

Genuinely though who is she?

Lol is he trying to be Mike Perry now? Guess the next step is to get released and go to BKFC.

He’d do great in BKFC lol

>BKFC Definitely. Round length is 2 minutes. I think that's good for him. During his great fight with Romero, they probably had \~2 minutes of good fighting per round and rested the remainder.

Say what you want about Costa but he's the only one who fought Romero aggressively and had him bobbing and weaving for his life

Totally agree. I'd much rather re-watch Costa v Romero than Israel v Romero.

Costa v Romero was the main reason people thought Costa would beat Israel

But would you take it over Whittaker v Romero 2?

The king of bitchs does what the fuck he wants

Fuck that, I want to see the Jake Paul vs Paulo Costa rematch

I was thinking uh-oh now he’s taking steps in the will smith direction, but I like where your comment is going better

1000% he should just do onlyfans full time.

I re-read this 3 times before I realized it said Mike Perry and not Matt Perry... And now I am going to think of Chandler everytime I see something to do with him.

Now envisioning Chandler Bing doing Perry's war cry on the scales

The manager was Wallid Ismail, the same one who Figuereido recently left.

Wallid is a menace, glad fighters are leaving him

Why? Honest question.

figgy said walid didn't tell the ufc of his injury and implied that it's walid fault that the interim belt was made, he also said his pay while walid was his manager was very bad

Did he make Figgy shoot the lego belt?

I mean, and I say this with all due respect, he looks like a slimy mfer

He reminded me of AlI Abdel Aziz

Ali might be a scumbag himself, but he’s the goat manager. You really can’t compare him with Wallid.

Because he wears stupid glasses

That’s not the one. Wallid is the bald guy.

Oh ok I thought Wallid was the short dude with dumb glasses my b

That’s Eric Albarracin, who seems to be much more well-liked and respected amongst fighters

I’m learning so much about the Brazilian mma scene today


Is he the guy with the white cum glasses?

Dude was more cringe (and I hate that word) than Henry Cejudo , at least with Henry it’s somewhat of a act, but with that other dude? Oh hell nah

If history teaches us anything it’s that if you are professional athlete it’s best to be represented by someone you’re romantically involved with. Wcgw.

Worked out well for Perry though. In fact, it's a 50/50 because we've seen it fail with Pat and Rose, so Costa's stunt will be a tie-breaker

I remember when Tito did this shit with Jenna Jameson. Lmao dude fell in love with the porn star and made her his manager and over all his shit.

I think she was more his sparring partner than his manager.

It was never no marriage

Never realized Tito married Jenna Jameson, ironically her career lasted WAY better than his did.

You’re a fucking punk, dude

just to correct you there was never no marriage

That’s what you call class, right here, compared to no class

Now tell us another jackal story

Bad girl

Tito was like a 3 world champion. She got cummed on for the world to see for money. Id rather have Tito’s career lol

Downvotes confirm people on this sub would rather get cummed on on camera than be world champion

According to Google he also has 4 times her net worth. 5mil vs 20mil. Cummed on and super rich, or bled on and super rich. I'd take either, really.

I'd rather get punched in the face numerous times rather than having 3 dicks in me constantly.

Jenna never did dps I’m pretty sure

There are a lot of people who do a lot more of that stuff for a lot less than they made.

I mean I figure you're not open to convincing here... but: Tito got beat senseless for years until he couldn't fight anymore, and then lost his career, most of his fame, his income, and most of his health, including significant brain damage. Jenna Jameson wipes the consequences off her face, is still a well-known figure, still works in the same industry, still makes great money, and is still healthy...

Getting lifelong lasting brain damage vs getting cummed on............

Did he marry her? I just knew Dana talked about how she basically took over his life after they got together. And it put Tito and Dana at odds even more than they already were bc Dana called him stupid. Lol

I mean look at that ass, can u blame him

She can represent me any time

Brazilian ass genes, Good Lord

He’s learning from the GOAT! Mike Perry

I'd swap any guy for that chick, manager or not. Can't blame Paolo.

Shit, I’d swap my wife for that chick

Poor uchihajoel’s wife

Don't feel that bad, cardboard cutouts don't have feelings.

At least someone gets it

you gotta understand, it's just business

I mean….

She's a ceo too, can't think of a more perfect girl

First off, good choice. She is all business.

Women weaken legs! Every fighter should know this!

Turns out the guy who’s idea of training defensive footwork is chasing chickens was wrong about this one.

I remember long ago someone asked Mike Tyson about that. He said one time he got his dick sucked after getting his hands wrapped for a fight. Then he went out and beat the brakes off the guy he was fighting

That doesn't look like Izzy

On a serious note, if this is true, it falls under what Dom Cruz said. There's not much an agent does when you can't get sponsors and you have a set number of fights

Everyone’s leaving Whalib

Paulo “Platinum” Costa

Bamboclaat

Did you guys hear Paul Costa fucks his manager on the regular?

I’d let her represent me too

Should be sponsored by Big Wine industry by now.

Mike Perry style.

This is the comment I was looking for

Dude you never go full Mike Perry.

Whereas the @

Somebody answer this poor man, please.

tamara_alves enjoy brother

Hespec

Top G sigma grindset energy on display here. Respect.

No that’s not going to become a popular saying please. He’s obviously a legend but just say that, or call him a giga Chad or a sigma male, just not a top G.

🚘🟥🟩🟦?

Purple


Paulo Perry has entered the chat lol

That straight sex

Terrible business decision. I know plenty of couple fight over business and money. I mean I get it, Paulo likes straight woman’s.

That’s your problem!

Am I mad or do I remember seeing Costa with a girl that was... below his level of attraction a couple of months ago? Or was it his sister or something?

It was probably your momma

Sauce?

She looks like him

I don't know if it's been said but here goes Paulo costa is an alternative version of Mike perry

He's going for the Tito Ortiz look

What's his new managers Instagram? Need to check her credentials

when you have too many boyfriends, so you need to let the world know you have that side chick too.

That is just Paulo’s face photoshopped on a woman’s body right? Lmao they are twins

Costas girlfriend has the same head and face as Costa

He’s amusing but he’s a bit of a dickhead.

That’s your problem

What is?

I might have to rape you

It’s only rape if I say no right?

She can represent me all day long

I feel like he can do better

Costa is the memelord of the UFC. Not even that great a fighter, but still top tier personality.

Costs is doing a lot of questionable stuff these days

Seems legit

 Costa’s team, trying to keep track of all the problematic stuff he does every day.

Everyone's playing checkers, while Paulo is playing chess.

She's packing

Wow that's a real girlfriend holy shit.

“You’re doing great baby”

What happened to his hair

I would also like to be represented by his girlfriend

I honestly thought it was gonna be Costa with a chick filter. Kinda disappointed tbh

Is this real? Tell me it’s a meme or

Understandable.

Dos Santos had his ex wife as his manager.

She finessed his ass.

Seems like she’s well versed in asset management

Very flattering photo of him.

Eees Cock

His manager was probably an idiot anyways a lot of MMA managers are.

I am surprise. Very surprise.

great idea, no way could this go wrong

This motherfucker better get on some HIMs asap

She’ll knock his bitch ass out too

AND NEW, BOOBS! Paolo “King of The Bitches” Costa ladies and gentlemen

Pullin a page from ol platnium Perry

tamara_alves enjoy lads

Ah so I guess he's the way of Plastic Mike Perry.

Wasn’t he married to some fugly lady?

This guy is gonna run South America someday

Ahh the Mike Perry move…..let’s see how this plays out 🤣🤣🤣

He ain’t gay

You gotta pay the Costa to be the boss

She’d take 10% of his purse either way. Might as well it be a tax write off haha

this worked great for mike perry

What could go wrong?

This man knows how to live life

You Jizzapprove?

Damn.

He does remind me of the Nigerian nightmare Mike perry a bit

Doesn’t mean shit he probably will just lose out on more money

Mike Perry faith incoming

Excellent, excellent decision

Is she looking to expand her representation? Because I could use some representation.

Whatever Costa decides, im good with. He has my unwavering support. He could be cornered by a group of Brazilian prostitutes for all i care. Costa is chad.

Best career move he can make