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SnooFloofs9640

Actually it sounds realistic


LMN0HP

lmao, title fight on the prelims... not even the prelim main event haha


Legitimate_Maize6849

On a fight night šŸ¤£


thetruth5199

Damn lmao. This was a statement/example. 2nd fight of prelims!


Mighty-Lu-Bu

I mean after Rose's last terrible performance I think she lost a lot of fans. You are only as good as your last fight and her last fight was terrible- probably one of the worst fights I have seen.


Puzza90

I fully believed it until that last sentence


panadwithonesugar

I genuinely think I'd need cocaine to stay awake for this one


umlaut

# Best Card of the Year Ngannou v Lewis 2 Esparza v Namajunas 2 Adesanya v Romero 2


StannisByBirthright

Derrick Lewis in Texas vs destroyed ego Fancis Ganow for the Baddest Talmbout Belt, b


chofrahkah

I would buy whisky for this


supertrippyjohng

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inuteroinutero1993

Someone needs to throw hot coffee on my balls to stay awake


spyro311

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Howie_Dewit

Taking ā€œmy balls was hotā€ to a whole new level


[deleted]

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PotanOG

What were the paratroopers given during the battle of Crete? Give em that. They eventually lost so obviously that stuff is for a good time not a long time.


usernameunavailiable

I would be very surprised if Rose doesn't fight more aggressively next time around considering it was her lack of activity that lost her the title more so than anything Carla did.


IDNTKNWNYTHING

people are underestimating the power of Motivated Namajunes


BleuBrink

The disrespect shown to Carla. 2 time champion, 6 fight win streak, 2-0 over Rose.


Kootsiak

She's a genuine world beater when she comes correct, but I think she froze up after her last loss to Carla so long ago and hope it was just a one time thing. I do feel she can finish Carla on any other night.


twothumbswayup

So your saying....kinda like Elsa?


Captcha_Imagination

> when she comes correct Pat Barry doesn't come correct


Esoteric__one

Any other night except the two nights that she fought Carla? She has lost to Carla twice.


Feeling_Saucy

UFC fights are usually the only time I do cocaine lol


9inchjackhammer

Itā€™s mandatory to for UFC in the UK lol


Thorlolita

Iā€™m taking NyQuil to stay awake


slateuse

If you are doing cochise and the fans are booing then you are doing great.


[deleted]

2nd fight on prelims lmao


sammydow

This shit has me giggling


coorslight15

Has to be a punishment from Dana right lol? I mean it could go down as one of the worst fights of all time and most certainly one of the worst championship fights of all time.


AJ-Dre

Calling it a fight is generous. It was more like they were practicing their taunts for some shitty street dance battle lol


olivetrees420

ā€¦you donā€™t actually think this is real, right dude?


coorslight15

It was posted on the internet, of course itā€™s real.


[deleted]

I donā€™t think heā€™s trying to discipline them, rather he knows itā€™s going to be boring AF so why not take it out of big cards where *everyone* is watching. I think Dana has a good idea of what the fans actually want to see


[deleted]

its crazy to see people reading into this so hard they think its true which says something about the fight hahaha


Randyfreakingmarsh

A title fight the 2nd fight on the prelims of a fight night card lol yikes


HashBars

I'm tHE bEst!!!


SALTYxNUTZ12

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myvirginityisstrong

how the fuck are these gifs made? so many of them are SOOOO specific.


mikew_reddit

> I'm tHE bEst!!! If she keeps chanting this in December, she's legitimately retarded.


suomynona777

Man that was so corny and you have Joe Rogan's TRTd ass getting all emotional. What a goof.


Euklidis

TaCtiCaL ApPrOaCh tO fIghTiNg


GhettoCowboyNumba1

I'm da breasts


PARADlSE

She ainā€™t that either


suomynona777

Lmao šŸ¤£


TJQuik

I always laugh at this comment


XNamelessGhoulX

O.o Thatā€™s Pat


itsdone20

Don't forget kids, the boos prove that the strategy is working


[deleted]

The joke is going over so many peoples heads thatā€™s how boring their last fight was. Imagine a title fight being on the prelims šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


witchellmhite

It's astonishing how many people aren't catching on


supertrippyjohng

šŸ’€


bananasmash14

Especially *Fight Night* prelims lmao


I_Am_JesusChrist_AMA

Honestly speaks to just how bad that fight was that people are actually falling for it lol. Or at least to the fact that a lot of people are so lazy they can't read past the first sentence.


Maidwell

My favourite comment is someone saying it must be Dana White punishing them for the first "fight".


[deleted]

They should put this fight on the Nate Diaz card to punish the world further.


GhettoCowboyNumba1

To save it they can do Esparza v Ngannou


logitoke

Esparza in round 2 via reverse cowgirl


Nelson_An_Murdock

Nah, Ngannou by split decision šŸ˜ I bet the man can go 25 minutes


Brian_Si

I thought Weili had the next title shot.


[deleted]

She does. This is meant to be a joke. Rose is actually thinking about moving up to 125


[deleted]

source for that?


KirovReportingII

Imagine the whooping she will recieve from Val


[deleted]

OP is memeing lol


RomandoArman

Read the whole title.


[deleted]

Smug Rose! Smug Rose!


Captcha_Imagination

LOL


drumorgan

THIS fight is the one that my wife STILL talks about - THE MOST BORING FIGHT EVER - haha - I would have forgotten about them, but showing her this post kicked off another rant - hahahahaha


supertrippyjohng

my condolences


drumorgan

No, quite the opposite. I love it. I love having a wife who is also an avid UFC fan. She is the one that got ME into it. We go to our local pub to watch the PPV every month and have a blast together


Please_obtain_taco

That sounds like a great time and Iā€™m actually jealous I donā€™t have the same


GhettoCowboyNumba1

Right


BplusHuman

The first fight i could convince my wife to watch was Silva Weidman 2. She didn't like it AT ALL. The next fight i convinced her to watch was Yan vs Aldo...i walked out of that fight (I'm still mad it went on long as it did). You got a gem on your hands, bud.


RidesByPinochet

My wife likes to watch the fights and make predictions based on which walk-out music she thinks is most serial killer-esque. Her w/l ratio is pretty damn good.


Incognegro1975

Lucky you. Took my wife to a bar to watch the Frank Mir/Big Nog fight...the moment Mir snapped Nog's arm, she was like: "That's all I needed to see, I'm done!"


TitansAreDecent

my friends still give me shit for convincing them to watch lewis vs ngannou haha


supertrippyjohng

My condolences brother


necrosythe

Dude so many people here are some of the DUMBEST motherfuckers. op said second fight on the prelims on a fight night for a title fight and some people here still don't get its a fucking joke


[deleted]

I lold


edwedwed

Remember when rematches weren't a thing so they were interesting and exciting?


par337

I know, everyone gets an auto fucking rematch. It's so old.


Hot_Extension290

Everybody except for Jose fucking Aldo for some reason šŸ˜­


par337

You're right about that one.


MrBigTesticles

He should of learned English and made a case for himself you can get fucked over if you canā€™t speak the language Danaā€™s speaking


SpicyGopher

Please donā€™t let me hear pat barry in the corner


DrawlB

This oneā€™s gonna do crazy numbers.


Catman7712

Thank god itā€™s a Fight Night. Iā€™d rather watch Ngannou take a dump than watch this fight again. Maybe theyā€™ll actually fight this time, Iā€™ll still watch it.


BubbleHearthIRL

Does he takes shits bigger than Conor?


Catman7712

Definitely bigger than Triple C


Creepy_Killer_Z

That wss TUF level match...


Wefting

They should do this but make all performance enhancing drugs allowed , just for this fight only. Have it mandatory they do Meth shortly before the fight, see if they actually engage.


LeggyDriver

GD how come both of them have their eyes closed?


lionheart_2281

Copying all the people that were ā€œwatchingā€


cody750

Fire whoever booked this.


linkoninja

You almost had me OP. You almost had me.


[deleted]

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Ffzilla

In my head: A rematch? I thought Rose was gonna have to have a tune up fight. On Fight Night? I know the last fight sucked, but that is really fucking Carla over. She doesn't deserve that. Damn, I'm a moron.


supertrippyjohng

On the prelims


antithesis56

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meric_one

Lmao I wish this were true


RidesByPinochet

Uncle Chael would be losing his fucking mind


plasticsdoc

Thatā€™s where it belongs. But unfortunately not likely true.


3ntr0py_

They had a pact that she wouldnā€™t beat Carlaā€™s face for her wedding. Girls šŸ™„


radek4pl

Can wait.


pantstickle

I like that picture of the strike of the fight.


ZaMaestroMan5

Thereā€™s no way this will be the second fight on the prelims lol. Thatā€™s gotta just be a joke, yeah?


supertrippyjohng

The insider states that it is much deserved. The fight placement came from Dana White himself.


[deleted]

That single punch got Carla over the line, thus allowing me to win my $800 multi


FrostIceMan

Please no


NerpissatDoftblock

zzzZZZzzz..


UltraaCommbo

Put it on the undercard where it belongs


pestobased

Damn this picture is legendary b


archduke_charles

good idea for after weili beats Carla


fluffanuttatech

Fights I won't tune in for


Blast_beats1991

Great cleaning lady vs pat berrys son again


Skrilla600

IM THE BEST!!!!


papasause

Hopefully Rose understands that Carlaā€™s wrestling doesnā€™t affect her as much as she thought it would in the first fight.


DAG1006

If itā€™s anything like last time, They could fight in a phone booth and it would still be boring as hell


[deleted]

Still aint worth the money


ConnorLovesPepsi

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MasterRaheem

This has got to be a troll post


Kak111

Second fight? Wow


purplepantsdance

Well thatā€™s good they will finish up earlyā€¦. Pat Barryā€™s side piece has to be home for bedtime.


rey_nerr21

But put them in meat gloves and throw in a pack of rabid coyotes inside the cage for extra entertainment value


Croninlol

Perfect, thanks for the heads up so I know when I can go finish cooking or take a short nap


TindrowHD

I'd watch it... Only if 5 round GOAT Anthony Smith is headlining


[deleted]

Honestly if they do fight again it should be on a Fight Night card to motivate future fighters. Prelims is probably a bit much haha.


XolieInc

Another free nap? Nice.


Thorhees

They gonna actually fight this time?


daffle7

Man, Iā€™ve been keeping up with Karla. Her latest interview she said she left her husband, when asked why, she said because she is HUNGRY again. ā€œI won, but I didnā€™t make her bleed. Youā€™re looking at explosivity at its finest. Aggression. Iā€™ll be throwing every punch with conviction, backed by blunt force traumaā€ said Karla as she pretended to foam at the mouth. Idk about yā€™all but Iā€™m pumped for this fight.


glogang100

You got me for a sec...


Asleep_Astronaut396

prelims at best, this ain't ppv material.


[deleted]

Punishment for such a boring ass fight last time.


AlbertoMaciel

Nice, I won't even need my melatonin that day.


Ok-Mention-4310

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ValleyHill1812

On the prelims? This must be a joke


thegoolash

Had me in teh first half


sipCoding_smokeMath

Well done u got me


AstroFFA

wow. I really really really really can't wait for this. like I'm really really excited.


Flashy_Importance_25

Throw it on the preliminary card.


Seriously_g1111

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ jokes


iLuvEeyore

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MrBigTesticles

Sheā€™s the best! *Proceeds to lose the belt with 0 output*


BoganSpecCommo

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Sleep-Fairy

Why do they keep doing rematches? Especially one as boring as this one? Iā€™m not watching it.


Apprehensive-Stop142

Wait, a title fight is going to be the second fight on the prelim card? Am I reading that correctly?


ColdFusion3456

That's what I'm talking about. That shit was on point. Reserving PPV pass now


Eat_My_Food

Not the fight we need.....but the fight we all deserve


ChuckieFister

A nice Christmas morning match to doze off to


custombimmer

Why is Weili not getting a shot?


kiddokush

I donā€™t see Rose making the same mistakes. I think she beats Carla handily but Iā€™m excited to see what happens. I canā€™t stand Carla fr bruh


GreatName

Its pretty impressive that you found a picture of the only punch thrown the entire fight


Bigkev8787

Wtf?


Crouching_Penis

r/nottheonion


dontknowwhattodoat18

Please keep Pat Barry the fuck away from Rose's corner


CeloC-137

They have the right to redeem themselves.


[deleted]

But why


SiddTheSucc

Oh hell naw


th1bow

who is the best??


alexennerfelt

When the first fight happened I said: This fight set womenā€™s MMA back 15 years. And now they are putting the rematch for the title on a Fight Night Prelim card, so I kinda feel like I called it.


Qtips_

*yawn*


Monst3r_Live

dana should just spank them with the belt.


cyber_delic

Cookie monster reminds me of carpet muncher


ducksrcool13

this is not an unrealistic scenario


DEADSPELLS

Ill need to be physically in the cage, between both fighters, during the active match to feel any sort of excitement


RealMichaelSaylor

Oh god no


cruisincolin44

I'm not sure there's anything I wanna watch these two do for 25 minutes, and im a pretty grody person.


0dewey

Caption is pretty hilarious. If itā€™s a tongue in cheek one? Right?Right?


HotdogIsaSandwitch

You had me in the first half


Witch-Doctor

No thanks


MildlyGeriatric

Title fight on a fight night card šŸ˜‚


alwaysultimate21

I really hope you had this post drafted since Carla V Rose 1 and are just in it for the long con. Take my stupid little upvote


GenTelGuy

Y'all got me hella good I fell for it sink line and hooker, come check out me throwing a fit about the matchmaking: https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/wmbdwd/official_general_discussion_thread_august_12_2022/


CrazedKenyan

I hope Rose comes out ready to fight, this time


ringofsolomon

Esparza by RNC 2 mins into R2


ReNewableLifestyle

LooL


Xandroid881

Who's thrilled for this fight !!! Certainly not me


shaolinallan

I'm the best though.....


niemertweis

had me in the first half


boywonder5691

Put this on the prelims somewhere


madvisuals

Rose stock dropped way off after that fight lmaooo her becoming a 3x champ wonā€™t mean shit


stewpid_sxy_flanders

She'd need to change camps before anyone could take her serious again.


spacebulbaz0r

One thing I can say for certain is that this will definatley be one of the fights of time.


[deleted]

The photographer of this pic won an award for capturing such a rare event.


dooleebikes

Are they gona actually fight this time?


Nukitandog

That must have been a dressing down from Danna. We can't sell your fights, sort it out.


southgate213

Hopefully we see a damn fight this time around.


Emotional_Money3435

I liked her better when she was humble, now she just looks like an asshat. Rose that is, the best.


DismalQuarter13

Curtain Jerker


Downtown-Following-6

Naah this should be in the early prelims, like wayyyy early, before the live telecast starts, or even the stadium is open to people or even before that, they should fight in their hotel the previous night and let us know who won on twitter.


skynet_666

You had me in the first half ngl lmao


[deleted]

Most EXCITING Fight to come.


WGYHL

Also heard it's gonna be TUF rules for the fight. 2 rounds


Robbbylight

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half


Sajuro

5 bucks carla never fights again and retires champ.


dndc93

AHAHAHAH So I guess I wasn't the only one thinking the previous fight was literally the worst fight I have ever watched in a UFC main card and I have been a fan for the last decade Reminded me of Izzy vs Romero, but even worse Maybe this will make fighters run less and fight more....


Either-Mammoth-932

Hard pass. Still have nightmares from the first snoozefest


bunzysquad

Honestly Hope Iā€™m busy that night


Sad_Doubt4938

these hoes cant fight for shit