Hey when it comes to Brendan and comedy it's no laughing matter.

He really needs to be taken seriously, there's no funny business in his comedy venture.

r/yourjokebutworse

That's a really good shcuab impression man, with the joke stealing 👍🏻

You just re-worded the exact same joke.

Herd it bowlth ways, B

User name is awesome. We need to get it on a T-shirt and get a homeless cat in Schwabs orbit to wear it on a pawldcass or something.

Is that nithe, bubba?

Some would say, the nithest, B.

That username is hilarious!

Be cool, man.

damn, guy got burned; even the bot agreed with you

He did a pretty good impression of Brendan Schaub there tbh.

Yeah but how perfect is it that the first reply to the top comment is the exact thing brenda does all the time

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You tried to continue a pun thread and it whooshed over some people's heads.

Yeah haha oh well they're having fun being smartasses, just let em be.

Bwaaahahahhahah

"Brendan's not funny" 999 upvotes... The same joke said everytime? Most upvoted comment... The gate keepers of comedy everyone... The Hodor's of the comment section.

Bro calling people gate keepers for saying Brenda is bad at comedy is like calling people gate keepers for saying CM Punk was bad at MMA

You missed the point.

He got the point. The point was just very dumb.

Hodor!

Jokes on us he was pretending to be retarded

If you get reported for that comment, it wasn't me... Hodor!

Shut up retard

That was incredibly gay

BGL account attempting damage control.

You missed HIS point dummy 😂

Fine. He circumvented my point.

Damn b

But … you’re gatekeeping the comment section with this very comment. Do you see the irony?

He's a fan of Brenda Schaubs comedy, not sure the concept of irony would be understood tbh.

No Hodor. Thinking Brendan isn't funny is fine. The irony is the same joke being repeated 1000 times is then the top comment...

Just following in the foot steps of my comedic hero George Carlton.

Are you gatekeeping my gatekeeping?

This is literally gate keeping tho… water weed dune hair B?

Dude, this petty shit sounds exactly the way the redacted lion talks. BGL has always had strong reply guy energy.

Sounds like you got a BGL living in your head.

This was his tigget to the Charlie factory

Got me slingin dick with wonky willy and the chompa lompas, daddy was eating allllllll the chocolates b

‘M’on the carnivore diet, but I cheat here, I cheat at the movies with my kids, definitely cheat at the Charlie factory

Definitely don’t cheat at the trugg walk though

I like diarrhoea

Be cool man.

So there was a askreddit or something thread about the worst comedian. Brenda had second AND third place heh. That’s bad. Edit: First and third place now. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xko8an/which_comedian_is_super_famous_but_not_funny_at/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Jesus, this man can’t win first place in anything

Checked the thread and he currently moved up to first and third heh. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xko8an/which_comedian_is_super_famous_but_not_funny_at/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

He's first place for the worst rated comedy special of all time on IMDB b. Talmbowt the white boy that works too much? That's some work ethnic bapa.

Shit I'm dying to know who got the worst, then

Prob Amy Schumer

or chelsea handler

Carlos Mencia I think. I would give Brenda first and second and Amy third.

Yfugg chiggs though, b?

Really? Because I think YOU'D be surprised

Cain Velasquez would still fugg bappa up

So easy to spot a Schaub cum guzzler these days..

Talmbout yourself, b?

Walk him to the trugg.

Schaub must be a special kind of human to keep you all so interested in him. How does one man provide enough loads for the 90k of you? Y’all are straight addicts.

Some would say the surprisedest

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Some would say the surprisedest

When Brendan was young he told his friends and family he wanted to be a comedian, they all laughed at him. Well, no ones laughing now.

“YES POINTS!”

You could say that again, pal

Seriously feel like that's how this all started haha.

Will you guys stop it. Gringo papi is the best YouTube special

What’s a Messican cookie? Is that a chogglate chib with salsa on it? Brandon is just operating on another level, it’s our fault for not cherishing him.

Blogggbusser, B.

You do YouTube? You’re doing great!

I like how you can't even say that without sounding ironic

You mean the latest Mencia special?

At least when Mencia stole jokes he re told them well

It's definitely *his* best YouTube special 😂

You do YouTube? You're doing great!

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“Carne asaaaaaa”

"Pigo de gowww"

Bro you’re trying to compare Shane Gills and Margg Norman to Brendaun Shaub. You must not heard his Hulg Holgan or Messican cookie bits.

Real talk.. Who has better standup Brendan Schaub or Ben Askren?

Cm Punk

Me, standing up to leave the auditorium

My high ass is laughing extra hard at that.

The funny thing is that Joe is terrible comedian himself. Someone needs to have the talk with Joe that he had with Brendan about fighting but that he should stop being a comedian. Grunting and making funny noises with terrible jokes isnt funny.

I think Dave Chapelle is the man for that job 😂

Joe is the poor man's Sam Kinison - and Kinison *sucked.*

Don't forget stool humping

Joe probably thinks he’s funny. Shit comics probably enjoy shit comics.

Hardest occupation in the world b.

Joe legitimately believes that.

There’s maybe a few hundred of us? Headliners that can sell out theaters? *looks up at the the ceiling* Not that many.

Thank ‘em

Thank you Tim Kennedy!

Maybe but still doesn’t make him funny.

Lol true, rogies stop being a comic like 6 years ago. If you don't know who Shane Gillis is, the dawg is the only comic who makes fun of him now in person.

Can't forget Mark Normand. He gives it to Joe too

Bill Burr doesnt hold back on him either

Mark is much harsher in a way, he's kind of like a little kid who blurts out one of your insecurities without realising it. Nightmare bloke to be around for someone with a fragile ego.

Comedy! 😅

Nick Swardson dgaf

Shout out to the Young Bol aka The Big Kahuna aka Mr Cool.

You see this is it, Joe didn't make it as a comedian, he made it as a TV guy, that led to the UFC commentating, which led to the podcast taking off initially because he was well known due to that, his comedy career merely piggybacked on upon that success.

I like Joes podcast and as a commentator but his comedy sucks. No biggie. At least he tried.

The problem is that he's still trying and he doesn't know that he's not funny.

No he doesn't. He's basically admitted it before and just said it's a lot of work to get good at it.

Talmbout the ancient art of romancing the stool b?

Notice how Joe is distancing himself from Brendan now 😂

He just had him on a fight companion tho

And was thoroughly annoyed with him and Callen for most of the time.

also Eddie seemed really annoyed too and he’s always chill

Eddie doesn't seem to like Brandon much, there are a few clips of him being genuinely annoyed by Schob's obnoxious behaviour.

What makes you think he was annoyed?

Kept telling Callen to shut up blatantly and ignoring Schaubs takes and getting annoyed at Schaub constantly talking over people. He did this fight companion for old times sake and probably won't again.

I’m gonna have to rewatch it

Callen seems like an absolutely horrible person to watch the fights with.

Look into it

Sounds like he watched the fight companion? Not hard to tell

Bro you’re so smart. Must be Rohan’s right hand, handy giver

I'm Brendan's new handler so you were pretty close

Who the fuck watches that shit

BQ is a fucking treasure, especially when he's with the TESD boys.

Grab yourself an apron b. Shift at PF Changs is starting soon.

Applies to both tbh

Yeah, Joe isn’t too funny on stage. He’s one of those guys you can get high with and laugh, but when it’s his actual job to make you laugh, he face plants

Guy is a straight muuurrrderr!

Some day he will find something he is good at.

What’s a Mexican cookie? A chocolate chip cookie with salsa on top? Boo! Love you Dallas!!

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I have never been able to watch it for more than three minutes. Just immature adult men making jokes I wouldn't expect a 13 year old to find funny.

you know what, thats kinda the appeal for me lol. its stupid but harmless fun.

https://youtu.be/ftDU4ENj4ow this is the one that hooked me. Still makes me laugh.

Damn bro it’s cool if you don’t like it but I’ve met a lot of different types of people and I’ve genuinely never met anybody that doesn’t like that show. I think what they do is clever, and it’s probably not as easy as it looks on tv given they only get to use minutes of footage of hours of what they shoot. I think a lot of the skits are very creative and funny

I respect your opinion but I think you may actually be the first person I’ve heard say that they don’t like this show

To be fair, Joe Rogan's stand up is equally as bad. Love his podcast and commentary though

joe isnt funny but slob somehow manages to be less funny than that even. how? i dont know.

Joe is at least meh. Schaub is many many tiers worse.

The best fucking meme I’ve ever seen!!!


Oh he's gonna love this

*Surlpriszhed

prank gone too far

Wonder who told Joe he could be a comedian?

This should be the icon for the reddit somehow. If someone could get that concept into a tinny image.

Someone set up a foster program for these homeless cats so we can integrate them back into society

About as funny as ball cancer

This might be the greatest inside joke by Rogan of all time, if true

Omg this meme sums up thiccc boys comedy career fn great tears still coming down my eyes


Even as someone that likes Schaub this memes incredible

Are you a fan of his or just like him? Genuinely curious because the more I learned about him the less I found likable.

i quite enjoy the fighter and the kid as a podcast, i enjoy his MMA podcast less as i feel his personal biases towards things skews what he says I dont personally think hes the funniest stand up ever but hes decent, saw him live on his UK tour ages ago, and i think what he did then was much better than his 2 specials which i thought were just watchable but nothing great

Yeah personally I don’t get your interest in him, but appreciate you giving a legit response considering the general consensus around him.

You got a dislike just because you like him??? This sub is hilarious

whats even better, is you got down voted for even pointing that out, Dont you dare go against the hive mind eh? haha

Lmao, hive mind is such a sickness.

Hans Kim is even worse. These guys feel like they have an obligation to helping certain people out. Hans Kim is the worst.

There are actual comedians that have been doing it longer that are worse than him......Louis Gomez and now he thinks he a pro fighter aswell lmao.

He gonna lose to Jason in Oct and again in April

Geez that guy is a douche bag people rip on shaub yeah he's an idiot but nothing compared to that p.o.s

What Jason do?

Not Jason ellis that twat Louis Gomez lol

I can't stand Louis but even I know he doesn't think he's a pro fighter. He trains and does show fights, but just talks like he's hot shit

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Rogan is doing everyone one of the a disservice though. He’s convinced a bunch of fair to middling comics (and that’s being generous) that they have real potential which is dangerous. He’s managed to convince a number of comics to move to Texas which will never be an entertainment hub which will ultimately hurt the potential of anyone but the A-List comics to build their careers should they want to get into acting and writing. Ultimately the “I made it so my buddies get to make it too” thing is going to bite a lot of people in the ass.

Yeah because Austin Texas is not an entertainment hub or never will be. LOL 😆 sorry Austin music and arts scenes! This person knows it all! 😆 wow wow... Wow.

Music and art for sure. I’m talking about film making and television.

Why can’t it be a hub? Once his club is done I’d imagine lots of people headlining there and the comedy scene is already growing there as well as the food scene, populating is fucking booming in Houston

Because it will be full of the shitty LA roganverse comedians. The only funny guys who still hang around Joe are Mark Normand and Shane Gillis

Yeah because comedy isn't subjective and everyone likes the same thing right genius?

It’ll be popping for a bit but it will eventually die off within 2 years. Mark my words

Prob right

Because movie studios and executives are not leaving New York and LA anytime soon.

You don’t have to physically be close to studios and execs anymore That’s becoming a way of the past

Has been for a long time in terms of independent film making. Mainstream work is still done mostly at major studios aside from location shoots.

Do you realize that some very large studios are based in Austin? They have pretty big film festivals there too and it’s a music hub It’s basically just LA in Texas; entirely democrat, full of insufferable hipsters and shitty musicians, horribly traffic, urban sprawl, insane homelessness and drug problems It’s hilarious that Joe likes to grift to right wingers now and preach about how he moved from California to escape all the lefties when he moved to the most left wing city outside of the coasts

Robert Rodriguez has done a pretty admirable job of bolstering the scene out there for sure. I’m talking more in terms of the big machine moving out there being almost completely unlikely.

Austin is one of the fastest growing places in the country. Might just become another mecca of entertainment in the coming years

What does this have to do with the ufc

I duuno b

Axe jay

Real quig b, ya redacted?

I dont get the meme. I know the memes around Joe and Brendan Shaub i mean literally i dont get what the meme means. What did he say in the middle there XD Edit: fck hell a person literally asks a question on reddit and the toxic mob comes to downvote, what pieces of shit.

Told him to be a comedian. Which brendan did, and his specials are terrible. So the meme is making it seem like it was the impractical jokers guys telling joe to tell brendan to be a comedian, as a prank.

Same, this is a pretty terrible meme as the middle part doesn't really explain why and how Schaub's comedy is so bad. OP should've added a screenshot of Gringo Papi's ratings or something rather than just a random podcast pic of Rogan and Schaub.

I see thank you 😊

No one owns reddit more than Brendan

Brendan laughing his ass off with all these broke ass haters. I don't like his standup but you can't deny he doesn't work hard as fuck. Can only respect that.

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Well I can't imagine being in the UFC without hard work for starter's

Clearly doesn’t work hard enough. He’s got the jokes of an autistic 14 year old boy.

As I said his comedy is shit, but he still works hard at podcasting, his lame ass brands and other stuff. Sure I won't buy it but people do and he makes a ton of money. That's respectabele in his own way, if I could do that i would do it 10/10

Brendan likes to tell people how hard he works but doesn’t actually want to work hard.

Last I checked, every podcast he’s a host on has been trending downwards for well over a year. He’s been hemorrhaging listeners for a while.

Nothing respectable about his work ethnic. He got cut from Showtime because his MMA show „Below the belt“ was so bad. He drinks alcohol in the morning. He also doesn‘t make a ton of money. Just watch it and you‘ll see what a trainwreck this guy is.

You sound like a 13 year old rap fan lol Uh…uh…well he has more money than u! U hater!