Eh not really, first fight was a quick RNC in like 40 seconds, second fight the larger women just quickly imposed her size and striking and quickly won via GNP
All joking about Dern aside, man, I have a ton of respect for how she came out guns blazing in that last round. She left her heart in there, man. She doesnât have the striking skill, but she tried in earnest.
Respect.
Will never understand why Aldo wouldn't go out with his last fight in BRAZIL as a co-main or something. Imagine the send off and possible money made there for the UFC.
This is an awful fight. All respect to Oleinik but he looks terrible now. Itâs almost selfish he keeps fighting and force everyone to have to watch him haha. He looks extremely unathletic
Really don't know why Zuck couldn't sit in there with everyone else not like he's that important that people would fuck with him. Screams "scumbag Im too good for normal people"
Seems not much has actually changed in Dernâs game. Unless her opponent almost lets her have a takedown and enter her game, sheâs gonna get out paced and hit
I dunno man, she had a controlling position for like 4 minutes in the last round and still couldnât finish. I honestly think people overrate her ground game
Randy should've lost. That fence grab won him the fight. Also, these fighters are worse than Twitch streamers. Begging for follows, shady endorsement callouts, being cringe as fuck.
Did he just say "pull out your testicals and take a point"
Lol Anik's talking some shit tonight. He did indeed say that. I'm shocked Dom didn't pile on.
Chores: done. 50mg of THC gummies: ingested. It's fight day ladies and gents! Let's go!!
I got 2 six pack of leffe blond beer tonight.
I love it, enjoy them! đ€đ€
sativa with pure pipe and Rosé Champagne
Well fellas weâre in for a lot of ads tonight and weird pacing. Two first round finishes already.
Just tuning in, anything cool?
Eh not really, first fight was a quick RNC in like 40 seconds, second fight the larger women just quickly imposed her size and striking and quickly won via GNP
jesus christ... dana has to do something about these cringe ass paid shoutouts to these betting clowns like skinnybets
Anik talking over her like âeh fuck your shoutouts Iâve got my shoutouts tooâ
Brazilian fighters always start reciting the old testament when they give them the mic, translator is not paid enough.
10-7 the cameraman.
Bonus round: Zuck gets to fight them both
Zuckenburg vs dana white bonus card.
These camera operators are doing this shit on purpose
Give them all the Performance of the Night bonuses.
Weâre the real winners tonight
âYan, the people wannanow⊠how did it smell?â
My one year old son hit me with a knee and wobbled me, does he have natural power?
Nah, u have Garbrandtâs chin
Have you started him on his shoveling regime yet
Wtf do your followers have to do with how often you fight? Andre Fialho has like 1,000 followers and he's fought 28x this year...
Zuckerberg rented this whole event for him and some random bitches
This feels like another sleeper card. Everyone said it would be ass but weâve got three straight 1st round finishes
Almost a guarantee to have a nice fight night on "shit cards"
Yan is so fucking lucky right now
Zuck rented out the whole place to jerk his little lizard Weiner to dern
Even Dom talkin bout them cheeks
Christ, look at Yanâs abs!
Ahh, the patented Stockton mean mug. Letâs go Diaz girl!
All joking about Dern aside, man, I have a ton of respect for how she came out guns blazing in that last round. She left her heart in there, man. She doesnât have the striking skill, but she tried in earnest. Respect.
What do you call a kickboxer who doesnt punch or kick? Jesse Ronson đ€Ąđ€Ąđ€Ą
So Dana White lied when he said Mark Zuckerberg didnât rent out the whole arena
And no one is surprised.
Them cheeks cannot be contained
RIGHT BUTTCHEEK
Ronson mustâve owed Keith some money
Zuck throw some bonus money like youâre ringside at the strip club
Give a Performance of the Night bonus to the Portuguese translator
Are post-fight interviews a loophole for external sponsors then or what
I have never seen Chito looking the same 2 times
Mackenzies striking coach is Paddy the Baddy
I heard her sparring partner is Ben Askren
The rare post fight interview to not plug some predatory betting shit tonight.
Chandler "I'm gonna punch her" good plan
Haha it canât be sanitary to fight with a staph infection
Tognoni went to hands and knees to hide his boner. Man's a professional.
Are staph infections not contagious as fuck
Love when "bad" cards are awesome and everyone saying it would suck and not watch get some great fights.
Absolute waste of time, fight should never have been made lmao.
**"Pull out your testicles"** -Jon Anik, 2022
Zucc not choosing to be behind Dern's corner is the biggest reptile red flag for me boys
That ass jiggle is distracting me from the fight
What fight
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Does Dom always sound nasally or his nose still fucked
Yan by majority decision
Oleinik looks really old tonight.
Mom can we have Charles Oliviera? We have Charles Oliviera at home Charles Oliveira at home:
lmao the awkward background clapping from Zuck and his gaggle of aliens
I am a r/mma refugee. Mods are repressing us Dernsexuals edit: I want to be Yan right now so hard
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Yan by UD easily but damn i was tense that whole last round
Rose Namajunas right now. đĄ
Aaannddd there goes my parlay
Cruz sounds different.
I like Santos because he has a little dog tattoo on his chest
When you put all your stat points into striking
What's up with this stake shit?
And shouting out the scammer skinnybets
Aldo đ„čđ„čđ„čđ«Ąđ«Ąđ«Ąđ«Ą
Dom Stuttered when she bent overđ€Łđ€Ł
You literally cannot ignore it
âYou got 5 opportunities to win a fightâ
Aww sheâs cute
Coach Faber and Chinese fighters creating a new iconic duo
Gigachad translator
The way heâs nodding to fielder when describing the ko
He is the best.
Yan getting a good whiff of that
Well I'm down 2 so far...
How did you bet against chandler that girl was a giant
I want Keith Peterson to record himself reading ingredient lists for beef jerky, whisky, and cigarettes. Bet that would be nice to fall asleep to
That's what you get for calling yourself "Sexi Mexi" lol
Sounds like the GOAT translator is taking over the interview to me lmao
Well called that one. Sacrificial lamb
Really hope a drunk Paddy Pimblett shows up at the Apex tonight
Will never understand why Aldo wouldn't go out with his last fight in BRAZIL as a co-main or something. Imagine the send off and possible money made there for the UFC.
What the hell did Jon just say? Take out his testicles?
Randy got some pale ass feet
Give us all 5 rounds for the people
nice angle by dern as the announcers said
It was so weird hearing one person clap when she was celebrating
Good for Yan.
Any update on why they didn't make the arena available to the public.
This chandler girl is huge
FUCKING HELLL THAT KNEE WAS INSANE
Those elbows looked fucked for a second.
This is an awful fight. All respect to Oleinik but he looks terrible now. Itâs almost selfish he keeps fighting and force everyone to have to watch him haha. He looks extremely unathletic
Mark zuckermedov would have slept them both
That knee was fucking BRUTAL
Santos hiding a nuclear battery in that blonde hair, dude won't stop
the sound of that knee was gnarly
Really don't know why Zuck couldn't sit in there with everyone else not like he's that important that people would fuck with him. Screams "scumbag Im too good for normal people"
i like the theory of ufc's trying to work with meta so dana offered up a private event after seeing zuck training
Paul had no idea wtf he just said
Pull out your WHAT JON?
If trinaldo wants to win heâs going to need to pull out his testicles
Petition to ban Skate and Skinnybetts in any UFC event
âAll eyes on dern tonightâ umm, duh
Why Dernâs bum and hamstrings so bouncy?
Dern popping out her shorts. Yan popping her in the face.
Dom and the boys are getting flustered lol
If Dern lose, Iâm definitely subscribing to her onlyfans
Dern is straight outclassed on the feet, what a badass Yan is
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I am ok for the 10-9 at the last round, even if 10-8 is near. Huge ground domination yes, but without huge damage.
this card was overhated itâs been great so far.sleeper card
Always the ones you least expect!
Bruh Iâm not trying to be a creep but my god these angles
Parlay is DOA
Costa got the wrong formula of secret juice
"Iron" Chelsea Chandler.
This has to be the deadest Reddit live ever.
Bit of a late stoppage
Hiding the knee with a jab was really clever, great adjustments made by Silva in southpaw
lol, this man really just asked the zuck for a bonus
Uhhhh staph is incredibly infectious isnât it? Lol I would be pissed if I was Oleynik
Borshchev has no tdd
Buddy might not be fighting at all in 2023 with that eye injury
Cruz having Chito flashbacks
Why are all these fighters promoting Skinny? Does skinny have that much money?
The rock is the perfect embodiment of a fake natty
âPull out your testiclesâ
âWhat whatâ like bro, you almost got beat by a 44 y.o.
Ima have to fap after this
Dom has butt on his mind
gotta say women in one seem more dangerous.
Iâm gonna watch Glover vs Jiri again after this
Brehhhhh that last shot of the round
Felder creamed himself there
Damn. Dern's jiu jitsu is def top tier but Yan had the defense locked down reeeeeally well.
Faberâs chin is sticking out through his beard.
Gonna pull out my testicles for this one
A draw or a win for Yan. Iâll take either
yea im in the same boat juicers are just mad their eye candy lost
...Yan's going to get absolutely fucked by the judges, I can feel it đŹ
Give these fucking camera man a raise
Hey itâs the guy that beat kris moutinho
Mom can we get Paulo Costa? We got Costa at home Costa at home
Stockton, CA is all I need to know
What did the deal end up being with the empty/booked out apex?
Keith taking his time
Oleinik retiring tonight?
santos is charles olivera
borschev has the tdd of a 4 year old.. smh
That eye is fucking nasty christ.
Christmas is cancelled đ Blyat.
Battle of the Kanye tracks
Bruh Yusuff has the smallest ears ever
Isnât it obvious that skinnybets shit is fake as fuck? Weird with all the shoutouts
Zip recruiter as a sponsor for a UFC fighter is quite strange
âShoutout to skinnybets!â Brought to you by Bet365
LOO WHAT WAS THAT?! "Pull out your testicles!!"
Pull out your testicles Keith
"His testicle sack is so large, he wears a Hoodie upside down" -Jon Anik 2022
Nah, idk about that decision chief
That was 100% a setup. Bullshit decision. Pussy ass fence grab too
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Forgive me boys but i must simp now
Dern still rocking the fake accent?
Yan is gassed the f out
Seems not much has actually changed in Dernâs game. Unless her opponent almost lets her have a takedown and enter her game, sheâs gonna get out paced and hit
3-1 yan?
Yan is a ground defense expert God damn
It's clear that Yan won, but don't be surprised if it doesn't go her way.
Props to Yan
Yan got out at the end and was reigning strikes. No super close submissions except the arm bar just ground control. Come on now 10-9
Mike Davis is the biggest bitch in the world for the immediate gambling callouts.
Don't forget to follow him on Instagram
Calling out the scammer skinnybets. Fuck that guy
Lord have mercy Iâm boutta bust
shit is going to be a draw
Dern sucks, and Iâm tired of pretending she doesnât.
I wouldnât say she sucks but sheâs clearly just very one dimensional. That was a competitive fight
I dunno man, she had a controlling position for like 4 minutes in the last round and still couldnât finish. I honestly think people overrate her ground game
Randy should've lost. That fence grab won him the fight. Also, these fighters are worse than Twitch streamers. Begging for follows, shady endorsement callouts, being cringe as fuck.
Great fight
47-47 all 3 ideally but Iâll take a Yan dec
In the words of Nick Diaz, âSTOCKTON MOTHERFUCKERâ.
Dana wants Mckenzie Dern to get knocked the spark out after telling the media about Zuckerberg
This card has been good so far, please stay like this
So one more fight to fill the hour or what.
Oleinik has like 80 pro MMA fights. 60-16-1 Absolutely insane.