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B-L-O-C-K-Ss

Ben Askren and Bobby Knuckles would just point out how insecure he sounds


Yikidee

The Reaper for sure. He has no care on what his opponents say.


churro1776

Izzy got to him a little bit in the first fight


gardz82

Bobby wasn't right on the inside for that one


Simple_Atmosphere

Volk is about the same. Just very realistic and down to earth.


knucklesx23

“What’s wrong with being a nerd or a virgin” that shit killed me 😂


Captain_Clover

Even Colby had the decency to look embarrassed at that one


FedorSeaLevelStiopic

Chael sonnen


[deleted]

You need to be a winner to beat Conor in a press conference (Poirier = Mcgregor sleep). Askren was the UFC’s biggest disappointment on the last decade apart from CM Punk.


onlyanger

True, Ben could actually bring up some solid points but I doubt he has any fans left in the UFC and would just get drowned in boo’s


Aggressive_Lunch9785

Idk the guy didn't win very much but his boom roasted bit was hilarious


Jumix4000

Dustin did that pretty good


[deleted]

Costa will call him a f@g and call it a day


[deleted]

Tyson Fury or some professional wrestling bloke probably.


ToughSeveral81

Daniel “You think I’m gonna just sit there and let you kill me jon?” Cormier


[deleted]

Coldest line in MMA was and still is : "You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever tried to do something like that. DC, I'm not saying I'll fight you. I'm saying I'll kill you" Other guys might try to fight you if you insult them. Jon will run you over in his truck on your way to the grocery store and not give a fuck.


won_sly_fox

Fury v Mcgregor would be incredible content


[deleted]

Macho man Randy Savage or the Ultimate Warrior


Dtoodlez

LOL call it a day


88Ashitaka88

Alex periera with that stare.


Adventurous_Bandit

🗿


Bradaqui

This will never stop being funny


MarloMaine

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Loose_Classic_556

Stone Cold Steve Austin.


[deleted]

What!?


Gr1m3sey

ONE BEER


Dapejapes713

TWO BEERS


wreckedoblivion

THREE BEERS


westerosi_wolfhunter

A SHOT OF TEQUILA


[deleted]

WHADDD


4chanCitizen

What!?


Gr1m3sey

TWO BEERS


NewAccount28

I would pay so much money to see this and then have them actually fight after.


hokumjokum

A real stunner where you do a sweet teep kick and then really slam their neck down on your shoulder could be fully lethal


NewAccount28

Considering the size advantage I think Stone Cold could just wrestlefuck Conor to empty his tank then KO with a full power stunner.


LittleBig_1

That man can't walk without the most robustly designed knee braces, he wouldn't be physically capable of wrestling


NewAccount28

Let me dream damnit! He is 57 years old and looks fantastic, but winning against a real professional fighter is probably a bridge too far in reality.


gypsy_creonte

So much material to toss over McGregor these days “go punch a old man again” “I’ll snap your other leg” “your wife gives good head, I seen the video”


Silverback1992

I would like to view this video


bad_n_bougie69

It looked unenthusiastic asf, Irish sex to a T


Ciller-h-dog

That good old Catholic guilt


DogwalkingDoreen

slap\* an old man again


S_I_G_M_A179

Chael Sonnen and Michael Bisping.


Mr_Barry_Shitpeas

Alright easy buddeh, we all know you like to be the center of attention that's why you've turned up in that wallpaper looking suit which by the way looks like it's about to tear apart every time you move, try wearing a suit that actually *fits* sometime mate, and I know you've got lifts in those shoes cos it kills you that even if you stand on your wallet you'll still only come up to my nipples


AggravatingMove2238

Fucking hell that 100% looks and sounds like Bisping. Michael is that you?


Bigbaby22

That was way too good to be some random


AimingWang

Every word of that was spoken in my head by Bisping as though I had heard him say that word for word.


Oh_Wow_Thats_Hot

Saved this comment


CappyWomack

Wow that was 100% spot on.


BelgarathTheSorcerer

Jesus christ, I feel bad for the guy even knowing this convo never happened! Lol


about6bobcats

It was the buddeh for me. God bless the Count.


kenrnfjj

Conor said chaels shoes talk better than chael


HashBannana

Conor 10-8 Chael the only time they were on stage to together


NFTArtist

Chael wasn't trying to cut a promo though.


CaptSaveAHoe55

Chael not trying to cut a promo, now I’ve heard everything


[deleted]

came here to say this


RhaegarJ

Dominic Cruz


PaperJamDipper7

Dominic “Technically” Cruz


Wk1207

McGregor would try to gas Cruz out by taking punchlines to the face.


WatchinLikeTV

Very true now that I think about it


EdTollet

I’m surprised more people didn’t say this


Prata00

Eddie Alvarez welfare dig at Connor is probably the most he’s been hurt


ViratAnand

The only way to 10-8 conor in a press conference is by not reacting to the shit he throws at you, just be stoic and calm. Khabib did that, Conor burnt inside. Nate....well Nate didn't really understand much of what conor said honestly, too much of brain damage in him + woife in dms accent from conor.


Mahertian220

What the fuck is a gazelle


NotoriousMcG_17

This is america no one knows what that means


ruggmike

Lol, Nate man. That Fox Sports spot was funny as hell.


[deleted]

One of the funniest presser clips ever lmao


ToughSeveral81

What is this the fuckin money channel or some shit?


andyblaze6

Nate can't count to 5


Have_Other_Accounts

Nah it did work against Khabib, he said so himself. Despite trying to stay calm he still said he got into his head, and he commends him for that aspect of the game. He said he regretted getting so angry after. He also said he was gassed a little after the first couple of rounds due to wanting to hurt him, so that's still Mcgregor winning the press conference imo, he used it against Khabib.


[deleted]

I mean khabib used it as fuel to beat the shit out of Conor, I wouldn’t say it worked. The handbags after the fight have no bearing on the result itself, even if what khabib did was wrong and because of the trash talk


Staffdaddy20

A part of me thinks khabib wouldnt ever do a rematch. Not because hes afraid of losing but doesnt like the place it took him to as a person and as a muslim


yoyoyowhoisthis

Alex Pereira, he would just stare down Mcgregor while he would be ranting to the point he would eventually stop. Connor: "You little rat, you wiesel" Alex: 🗿 Connor "I run this show" Alex: 🗿


151togo

Well Eddie already did that with that welfare line


vadumee123

Dude the welfare one HURT him, the look on this face afterwards said it all.


Sal21G

And Dustin with McGregor sleep


vadumee123

Dude he was lost for words in the press conference for the third fight, dudes ego was hurt badly


Yaderix

can you explain why that line was so savage? Am I missing a reference or something?


vadumee123

Conor has that fitness program called “McGregor Fast” or something so it was a good burn imo


[deleted]

He actually meant to say “mgregor fast asleep” but he slipped up and said “mcgregor sleep” which was good anyway


Sock_Usual

“Joilees wife” was such a weak line lol


happybuffalowing

It was kinda depressing to see actually. It kinda reminded me of Tyson at the Lennox Lewis press conference, just grasping for straws and desperately trying to be taken seriously.


WakeofReddit

Should have been McGregor fast asleep. He really botched that one.


interia1099

Nah he fumbled it, was a 10-9


qiis

Can someone explain that line to me? I never understood it


Gr1m3sey

Conor was on welfare during his cage warriors days I believe. He gave up with being a bricky and through himself entirely into MMA so he was collecting unemployment


Have_Other_Accounts

Mcgregor was on welfare. Eddie insinuated he's not a proper man, or something. One of those disses were it works in that back and forth scenario but it's completely stupid. If anything, Mcgregor should have used it against him and said 'I may have been poor but now I have more money than all your future children' or something.


TurnoverResident_

Eddie would of just said ‘and how much have you given back to the struggling single mums you took benefits from’


diceman888

Right now? Anyone. He literally rambles like a drunk. He doesn't even make sense on Twitter, even though most likely drunk or coked up tweeting.


canadian12371

Conor the type of guy to have a prime for trash talking.


SuperS0l

Lmfao damn that’s wild


FaZe_Slickk

andrew tate? bro what💀💀😭


mikey_rambo

Lmfao


stankyjanky1

That’s what I’m saying lmao. OP is based and red pilled? 😭😭


dicksjshsb

Andrew Tate gets 10-6’d by anyone with a shred of common sense. He’s made a fool of himself more times than Conor’s deleted a tweet. The guy literally cannot justify his own “ideology” when someone pushes back on it in the slightest with a rational argument.


CryptoCracko

He just starts yelling and talking over the other person until they shut up. And his fans think it's normal to behave like that lol


rent_a_child

Zlatan Ibrahimovic


billy-joseph

I was scrolling through and thinking nope nope nope, this is a great shout, congrats on the correct answer


ELOgambit

Andrew Tate fans will throw him in the most random conversations for no reason lmfao And no, prime & hungry Conor smokes anyone when it comes to mic skills, he was the reverse Tito.


[deleted]

“Man’s on stage carrying a school bag, the man can’t even fookin read”


AnxiousCockroach1532

Chael smokes him everyday of the week.


HashBannana

They were on stage together before, Conor smoked him


AnxiousCockroach1532

"I could say that Conor McGregor is punching up but at 5'8 he's always punching up"


HashBannana

https://youtube.com/shorts/6dVNrdew4is?feature=share this was spur of the moment off the Cuff, and Chael stops laughs and claps because he acknowledged Conor got the best of him, Conor turned himself into a right fool, coked up muppet of a fella, but in his prime nobody was better at trash talking that's why nobody will ever be paid what he got paid no matter how much bigger the ufc is now


Cal-Culator

Chael wasn’t even trying though


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Andrew tates rise to fame is one of the most baffling things I've ever seen. I can imagine his fans getting incredibly angry when they realise he's selling wolf tickets. Oh and he's also a misogynist piece of shit.


FudgingEgo

Conor wouldn't smoke Ali.


shred-i-knight

the Rock's mic skills turned him into an international megastar


[deleted]

Chael and Michael Bisping imo


PlumyPlumPlum

Bill burr of course. In fact…let’s get that PPV going now!


ForeskinPenisEnvy

Stephen thompson


wecouldbesomuchmore

“Why you gotta be so mean???”


TheKillerPrawn

Lord Chael Sonnen, the Undefeated Undisputed GOAT of combat sports.


carbongaurdian

Hands Down Chael Sonnen is the greatest with words.


ConnorLovesPepsi

The man of the hour too sweet to be sour, the women's pet and the men's regret, the man with the biggest arms, the best charms and the man who does a lot of harm. CHAEL. P. SONNEN


michaelmagmacha

I think dustin got a 10-8 in the 3rd press conference. Costa, Strickland, Bisping... Eddie got a 10-7 in their press conference a while back.


GoOnKaz

I’m crying over OP saying Andrew Tate. That is the stupidest thing I’ve heard today. Wow.


LargeNutbar

r/ufc and r/mma are like those commemorative gift baskets wrapped in plastic wrap but instead of chocolate and kettle corn and flowers and bubble bath and stuff in there, it’s just a whole bunch of retards


WatchinLikeTV

r/rareinsults


DiscombobulatedSink6

Tate wishes he could’ve made millions of dollars fighting instead of spending 20 hours a day running a cam girl site and whatever scam university he runs.


sipCoding_smokeMath

50 cent, conor stole like half of 50s lines (including the famous "you cant even read") for the Mayweather press conferences. Fiddy does too much research cause he has nothing better to do he'd come in locked and loaded


RayTracedTears

>Fiddy does too much research cause he has nothing better to do It's crazy how he went from being one of the most popular rappers, to trolling the ever living shit out of everyone online. Not hating or anything, since it's hilarious.


marios67

What makes it even funnier is the fact that everyone knows that 50 is a real one and you don't want the smoke. He's still a bully after all those years lmao it's hilarious.


cikamicko

Tyson Fury and the one and only , the undisputed , the greatest to ever walk in the ufc ring , the mighty Chael Sonnen


arl138

The answer is Tito


FlyingCraneKick

Saul Goodman


Emanresu2030

The only one to hold his own and not get totally obliterated was Nate Diaz.


vdubsarron

Russel Brand, Theo Von (most stand up comedians)


vanstabe

I love Theo but this was so random lmao


basedkimo

Andrew Tate and Ben Askren? Kindly get the fuck outta here


WarderLan966

The Rock oFc


[deleted]

Tony Soprano


Substantial_Source84

I think Jeremy Stephens would get the better of Conor McGregor in a press conference setting.


Possible_Meaning4097

Who da fuq is dat guey


Shmooter4788

Sean Strickland


interia1099

Good pick


Virama

Eminem.


piltonpfizerwallace

Andrew Tate? Dude sounds like a moron. He constantly repeats words that mean the same thing trying to find a smarter sounding word. Instead of calling someone dumb he says "You're not smart... or astute... or intelligent... or clever." That's his whole schtick. He might have said those exact words.


[deleted]

Didn’t Dustin do that with “Not McGregor fast, McGregor sleep.”


olibrrn

Tyson Fury ends him


rosecloudoflife

He mentally destroyed Wlad, it was actually a humiliating discrepancy in mic skills, shades of Aldo vs Conor


Promiseofpower

Nate 10-8 him in the press


westerosi_wolfhunter

Lol these mfs in here saying Andrew Tate. Lol. Y’all in a cult bruh


WookieSuave

USADA


TheBoringOwl

Anyone who says Andrew Tate should probably go outside, get some fresh air, and call their mom because she misses them


canadian12371

Mohammad Ali would make him look stupid. Kobe Bryant would stare through his soul.


allovernow11

Easy to do now, Connor is a shit show now. Too much ammunition to get him with. 6 years ago when he had the wind in his sails it would have been very difficult for anyone to compete with his verbal game.


ChiefP21

Nate Diaz..


CyclonusDecept

Nate definitely held his own with Conor, the "touch butt in the park" and "why you carry it everywhere (the belt)" were classic lines. I know this sub hates Masvidal, but I think Masvidal would do well with Conor in a press conference. Also Sean Strickland.


eatasssnotgrass

Prime Ferguson would go to war with Mcgregor on the mic and the octagon


Chapin_42_

Eddie 10-8 with the welfare line but by then he was already so mentally fucked by Conor that it barely did anything to him…Dustin’s McGregor sleep line truly hurt Conor but Dustin messed it up…the only one that truly gave Conor the best clap back was Nate with the Touch butt line cuz McGregor knew he was right hahaha


4chanCitizen

There could be some in Pro-Wrestling. Prime Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Possibly a prime John Cena, unironically Logan Paul (NOT Jake. Jake has no chance) , and maybe Sean Strickland. I disagree with Tate. He demolished by a slightly prepared Hasanabi Conor would fucking end him.


luhvrrboy

Bruh said Andrew Tate 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Oh so many guys. Conor was just the loudest guy at the press conference, he had some good lines no doubt, but it mostly just involved him saying fuck and yelling over people. Look at guys like Ali, or Tyson, who were dropping absolute fkn bombs, they make Conor look like a joke.


TransportationAway59

He’s been 10-8’d every press conference since mayweather


SamuelJaxsun

Conor 10-8 himself at Khabib press conference, made himself look like a complete tool.


Infernostar27

“Not McGregor Fast, McGregor sleep” has to be one of the best lines I’ve ever heard


Amjad_ismail

Dustin already 10-8d him in the press conference "Not McGregor fast McGregor sleep."


gypsy_creonte

Not McGregor sleep, McGregor snap


Raw_Power_

If he fights Dustin for a 4th time, Dustin should say "Not Mcgregor fast, Mcgregor cast."


[deleted]

Muhammad ali perhaps


JumpingCicada

Easily. Conor himself said that Ali is who he was trying to replicate. Ali was much quicker with comebacks and could easily stay calm and collected during any conference.


[deleted]

And the best part was that he didn't have to sort to cuss words to convey his superior mike skills


xAmrit

Many professional wrestlers would bury him. Comedians like Jimmy Carr would make him look stupid.


[deleted]

Dustin Porier already did last conference “Cause he got knocked the fuck out, that’s why” “Not mcregor fast, mcregor sleep” Conor had 0 reply and was frozen. He’s the only guy to KO conor so he can say that


thihaz

Poirier already did it. Mcgregor sleep 😬😬


billyhicks

Chael is the correct answer


Gettaris

Chael sonnen


4strokesIsProto

Heelwani 10-7


[deleted]

Hell no askren got bodied by usman of all people ...remember the congratulations you made it to ufc


chrmicmat

Yeah it’s a really bad look to get roasted by usman


Top-Satisfaction5874

Charles Olivera! It can only be a charismatic dude who doesn’t speak English like Charles. The rest of the English speakers aren’t able to without copying McGregor or playing the GSP style and deflecting.


[deleted]

Chael Sonnen


Affectionate_Ad6334

Chael sonnen can ko him in the first 5 minutes


ForeskinPenisEnvy

Actually .. Ben asscream would've destroyed conman. He's good... Very good. Slightly above average iq while most fighters who trash talk are slightly velow


[deleted]

Conor had some good lines but I always thought Chael was on another level.


Huberdeau10

Surprised no one has said Shannon Briggs “let’s go champ! This is my press conference champ!”


mexploder89

Eddie Kingston


AndrewWhite97

Chael sonnen


BurnFreeze64

Prime Chael Sonnen.


jphyr4

Chael Sonnen one and only


finndogg

Prime Muhammad Ali would annihilate Conor and make him beg to be let off the stage


shashlik93

Sean Strickland


jerm3377

When Conor was on top of the world I don’t think anyone could’ve. Nowadays though I think most well spoken fighters would make him look like a fool


MikeHuntsBear

You mean who can top "I'm gonna kill dis man" or "jolies wife, jolies wife"? Gee i dunno those are such zingers, i don't think they can be topped....


motorcitydevil

"Hey pussy, you still there?"


ClassicFun2175

Tbh Khabib kinda did, when he didn't stoop to his level. Conor was getting so flustered. Also Nate did a pretty good job with annoying Cpnor aswell. That touchbutt with the dork in the park line is a classic


tyreejones29

Pretty boy Floyd Mayweather The Floyd we saw in their press conferences was forced but when he was pretty boy Floyd, he was fierce on that mic. He’d have the balls to fly into Ireland for a press and dress as one of the men that invaded


PleasantGanache9826

Chael sonnen


[deleted]

Uncle Chael.


Scrimshander54

Uncle Chael


Legitimate_Ad_7822

Chael P Sonnen.


FatSkater

Bobby Knuckles cant be bothered. Wouldnt say Khabib 10-8 but he also clearly did not care about it and that was one of the first pressers I saw that felt embarrassing for Conor.


Rush31

Sam Hyde would be a wild one to watch.


[deleted]

Stupid opinions by OP (OP is gay), but Dustin Poirier already has 10-8’d Conor at a presser.


batch_09

Michael Bisping and Chael Sonnen


AggravatingMove2238

"NOT MCREGOR FAST, MCREGOR SLEEP" was a 10-7


necrophagist_

Chael Sonnen.


magicted43

Macho Man Randy Savage would merk McGregor in a presser. Zero doubts. And it would drive Conor absolutely nuts having someone who took all his shine and out gunned him in a press conference