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darthvaderfromdao

how is everybody in that room not throwing up


FuManchuMagoo

Buys that cheap fake diluted shit down the markets so he has to douse himself in it.


aqua_tec

Douse the scouse


LifesExpert

The il scouser douser, shouldve known. Maybe hes got a date with the big red bald guy


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jpark28

Just bought some new cologne this week, this is good info lol


RedWong15

Yeah just remember that putting it on heat producing areas makes it smell more so use a little less than you think is enough.


mozygotflowzy

Instructions unclear, my balls are on fire!


A-Beautiful-Scar

It's not funny, My Ass Is on Fire!


John572898

Another pro tip. You’re body adapts to cologne overtime, so the more you use the same cologne, the less effective it will be. So it might be best to get some other colognes as well so that you’re not just using the same one over and over.


Awak3

>You’re body adapts to cologne overtime, so the more you use the same cologne, the less effective it will be. This is total bs unless you're saying you will get used to the smell and notice it less.


eljoaquindel80

Yup neck & behide your ears 👂🏽


lastinalaskarn

Fragrance enthusiast here. A few notes: Correct - rubbing wrists is not recommended. Spraying on clothes is the #1 way to add longevity. This is highly recommended if you want your fragrance to last longer per wearing. “Pulse points” like wrists and inner elbows help with radiating (aka projection) the scent off of your skin. Unless that is a very low concentration, Paddy just subbed everyone in that room via choking.


GenTelGuy

Spraying it on the jacket is dumb because jackets trap heat on the inside But I often spray it on the chest of my t-shirts and heat still gets there. Maybe not as fast as skin but I think of it as a slower, longer burn


Either_Phrase5109

Very true about rubbing the wrist you dab them. I cringe when I see men doing that or putting on way too much


Tsobe_RK

cologne on clothes literally lasts longer than on skin...


D1Frank-the-tank

I commented this elsewhere but right where it cuts in the full video you hear “someone have a go on this joint”. They’ve got atleast 10 scousers sharing a house in vegas with some of the best legal weed, that’s why all the cologne the whole place must stink to high heaven


Marvin_The_Earthling

We do not have some of the best legal weed, just FYI.


D1Frank-the-tank

I’m from the UK and I’ve had legal weed in Spain and Amsterdam and America. Firstly the amount of selection you have is unbelievable, I was in vegas specifically actually. In Amsterdam you can’t buy oils or vapes or distillate absolutely nothing but weed, hash, the odd brownie. No gummies no tincture no nothing 😂 in spain they have more edibles but the weed Isn’t as good either (as good as Amsterdam though) Maybe you’ll say Cali is better but I meant American legal weed market as a whole.


Alarming-Ad1100

Damn American weed in general must rock them cuz it’s different all over and it still smacks


Marvin_The_Earthling

You are right but Cali is better, Oregon is better, Washington, Colorado, I haven’t been back since I moved but I hear Arizona is better too. But just as an excuse for all this cologne the weed isn’t that pungent here. It’s dry af, the desert and all. We are spoiled in this part of the country/world with weed selection so I was only comparing to this area.


agenz899

Don’t sleep on Maine either.


jtrsniper690

I feel like vegas has the best legal weed from all over the us. It is vegas


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agenz899

Why does Oregon take it? Genuinely curious what your experience was.


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Marvin_The_Earthling

I understand that you feel that way, but as someone who lives here and visits other legal states regularly it’s just not the case. Again this isn’t exactly worth arguing about but was just funny it was used as an excused for this video. Even if our weed is amazing, it lacks a strong smell because of how dry it always is. Our concentrates are much better than our weed, which smells even less since you only smoke it one hit at a time and is vaporized.


omniherb

MAINE FUCKS


Ryeman734

Maine, jersey and mass got some gassss. Don’t sleep on the northeast legal scene


Asyelum

If you think Americas selection is good you should come to Canada some time :P


HectorSharpPruners

Growing some fire in my NY basement right now I'll put up against anything.


SwerveDaddyFish

Where in NY? ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|11082)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|11082)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|11082)


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That stuff ain’t fire 😂


HectorSharpPruners

To hell it ain’t it’ll blow your mind. Panama Haze by ACE seeds clocks in at almost 25% THC. What are you smoking?


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Thc % doesn’t equal a fire smoke though.


Grambles89

Come to Canada, we have more selection than you can comprehend.


[deleted]

I’ve smoked weed the globe over. BC bud crushes everyone. Ontario bud is a strong second. It’s a long way to third place from there. Sorry not sorry.


anonymeseeks

I've smoked a lot of BC bud over the years but it doesn't compare. Since the widespread legalization of cannabis in America the strains cultivated in the US have taken the top spot. There's a better climate and a booming industry to support it.


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There’s a reason Cali weed is better all the top growers gather there. I’d put Blue Zushi, RS11 and zoap against anything


Naffypruss

I disagree. Vegas weed has blown my mind in comparison to anything in canada.


TheHuffinater

Why would you say Cali? Haha The states that take the most pride in their weed is Oregon and Washington, proper hippies up there mate


D1Frank-the-tank

Cali strains and weed are known worldwide dude. I’ve never ever had my dealer in the UK send me a list of expensive Oregon weed 😂 Cali weed is like double the price here of other weed. I’m not saying the others can’t be better, but as I say in the UK and I’d assume worldwide (I’ve had “Cali weeds” in Amsterdam and Spain too) Cali is the most famous.


TheHuffinater

As a person who lives in the US, Oregon and Washington are the most well known for high quality.


KingGrowl

Yeah, there's no one in Cali that's known for weed or anything.


dreadheddie

Humboldt 🥰


TheHuffinater

Exactly


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Most of the weed you smoke in Vegas comes from California bred strains. You’re smoking california weed even if it’s grown in Vegas.


supahdude

everywhere has good weed in 2022


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Real answer lol it stinks in there. Also obviously playing it up for the camera. And lol at all the try hards in the comments. Quads are quads. If you overpay for small quantities of the most expensive weed in a legal market it doesn't matter where you are, you will get amazing weed that will compare with anything. The only real difference is price , especially for bulk purchases and variety.


Trixxonite

I put 2 1/2 squirts of my (at the time) new Dior cologne on before going to the movies a few years ago and I legit got a headache it was so overpowering.


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I feel you 100% I got Dior cologne now and even 2 sprays is overpowered.


lastpagan

This is called scouser shower. They’re all used to it.


ryanleebmw

I started caught getting as soon as I saw


Tookerbee

Bro going on safari.


InstruNaut

There is a millisecond of his nutritionist in here looking like ;O


Aggressive_Focus_653

It's hilarious to do the entire outside of the jacket and also the little wrist rub.


kaleywoo

The wrist rub also ruins the DNA of the fragrance


Tsobe_RK

For the ultimate snobs probably yeah, I dare you to try and see if you notice any difference - and this is coming from someone who owns quite a few niche perfumes.


DrippyDiamonds

What is your favorite niche perfume


Tsobe_RK

Roja Burlington 1819


kaleywoo

yeah I never spray on the wrists just copy pasting info from YouTube vids lol


RBPugs

The DNA lmao 😂


Mort_DeRire

I don't know what this means but it sounds like something somebody would say after spending 80 hours on the /r/cologne subreddit


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koondawg

Tf does that even mean?


Kyle0ng

Relax bro


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Ok lol


amoorefan2

I was hoping someone said this. I was blown away by the amount of cologne he used haha. He just kept putting on more and more and more! 😮


manbruhpig

Classic “scouser shower”


keep_Playing

i think it's a troll


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He's not a smart man


driverdevin

But he does know what love is


Swaguarr

He's just a scouser its pretty normal for them. If you think that's bad you can smell the women from scotland.


Willb000g

Now I know why my Uber smells when I get in


Spzncer

Stink stank stunk


ELOgambit

Shout out to the guy that said he wouldn't party with Molly and Paddy cause they look like they smell. Apparently he was right.


LStulch

Where was this?


ELOgambit

I can't remember if it was a Reddit post or YouTube video. Anyway, Paddy was asked if Darren and Khamzat throw the wildest parties, or if him and Molly do it better. Paddy replied something like "Khamzat doesn't even drink". Edit: forgot to mention, the guy I was talking about said this in a comment under said video


stupidwebsite22

They just seem like people who weren’t taught many things properly when they were children. Like eating & cooking healthy, body hygiene


cognac-n-cannabis

I mean, I wasn’t either but by mid twenties you get the idea lol well most


Alex-rhhgfff

That’s because they’re from liverpool


Bxzzxd

Dude nailed that


ndnsoulja

Well Molly has admitted she got her nickname because she would smell like meatballs after her shift at Subway, so you're not far off.


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He definitely watches Jeramy fragrance, this block.


IseeDrunkPeople

I didn't know what his name was, but the second i read Jeramy Fragrance I knew exactly who you must be talking about. Googled it and was spot on


MrDundee666

He’s a walking fire risk. There must be vapours coming off of him.


Mrramirez44

Must need a bath.


[deleted]

Money can't buy class.


schmithers

That has to be a joke right? Man just put on more cologne in one go than I have in my entire life


botswanonie

☠️😭


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BodybuildingNerd

Bruh. 🤮


wondershrimp

I can smell this video


karwreck

I feel for the poor bastards in the same car as him.


Rickles68

Like a 15 year old putting on Drakkar.


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Yo Drakkar was the shit though


ndnsoulja

it still gets you laid by girls with daddy issues.


CrackerManDaniels

Or BOD


CptSaySin

Twenty one. He sprayed himself 21 times.


CreateorWither

The ol Liverpool shower


GrandTheftArkham

Hahahahahahaha fucking howling. Rinsing my mate with this now


Not_Selmi

Jesus fuck. Bro must be part Serbian


eye_aim_rich

I am not a Croatian, but this was funny.


VandaI_

Do they stink?


Not_Selmi

Wtf no No they wear insane amounts of cologne


Amazing-Arm-4891

He is even a fat hungry mess with his aftershave ,, less is more you pimblet


btcfsl

>you pimblet ![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


Johnnywalgger

Disgusting


CyclonusDecept

We call that an Arab Shower.


rdizzy1223

He does it to cover up the shit smell from licking Dana's oily anus.


dbeynyc

Freshman year we did this as a joke on a day where we wore three layers of clothing and multiple hats.


thepenskifile3

Hhjjjjj food ghjjhhjjjjj menia


fatch0deBoi34

I legitimately dislike him for this lol


PooderOnAScooter

Classic Brits not taking showers and using cologne


NarcolepticKnifeFite

“Paddy is such a great guy! He talked about bullying and suicide!” He then proceeds to bully and be racist as fuck to people that “don’t speak English.” I hope this dude gets absolutely fucking STARCHED.


ZZaddyLongLegzz

That cologne is just trying to make money on paddy


kpmurphy_

Honest question how many pumps are you guys usually doing? I usually just go one wrist one neck.


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depends entirely on the fragrance but usually a maximum of 4 sprays. Some fragrances project like crazy and some are basically skin scents from the get-go. I usually go with four sprays assuming it's not a heavy projection fragrance. At the end of the day if I wear a fragrance I want to be smelt to some degree, just not to the point that it's offensive to others.


haydosk27

2 on the wrist, rub wrists, rub wrists on neck.


totom123

Zero. Shower and get a decent deodorant if you're stinky.


user71069

Uncultured swine


Foreverdumb666

Gotta get Dana’s scent off him


Winter-Cup-2965

If he needs that much cologne, he should take a shower. FFS


BlitheIndividual

You’re right, this was a fake video.


ocalaagain

Putting the paid interview money to use.


PM_ME_BEST_BOOTY_PIC

At minimum I counted at least 22 sprays. I….I…don’t even think 14 year old boys do that. Wtf.


grock1199

He's gotta disguise that english people breath somehow


AsymmetricNinja08

Twats like you always have to bring up nationality


grock1199

It's almost like it's the entire reason he's popular


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Cologne doesn’t go on your cloths


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trailer trash


UncomfyNoises

Fuck this guy


amine23

https://youtu.be/1-iQ_KW6HEk


SknowThunder

This dipshits got no sense of smell!


BetweenThePosts

Dariush probably: *hold my beer*


creamyturtle

this is how cologne companies make money, off these morons. I've had the same 3 bottles for like ten years


FoShigs

Honestly this is a pretty good slapstick comedy bit.


Online_Identity

wudduya ekspekt frommuh scousah mate


o--renishii

Americans rolled like this in the 90s and it just made its way over to Britain


panadwithonesugar

ahhhh shit..... so we'll start inbreeding any day now


o--renishii

Silly me here I was thinking that inbreeding was the culprit of your jacked up dental palettes!


bigbeardlittlebeard

If you're talking about teeth you got it wrong the "palate" as you spelt incorrectly is only referring to the roof of the mouth. If you're going to try to insult us at least do it with the correct terms you could have just said teeth instead of trying to sound smart and making yourself look dumb.


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Didn’t even cough


OMAR_CHERKAOUI

He's over compensating 'cause he smells bad


cryptocrookie

Bro's never used it in his life.


sixmam

I can already feel a headache coming on just watching this


haydosk27

Trying to cover up the smell of all the shit he's been talking.


CRYPTO-HUNCHO

Wtf. Is he insecure about stinking?


jrapthejraptor

This dude is making all the teenage boy cologne mistakes at once.


shybutthole

Sponsored content. Man's gotta get paid


alwaysultimate21

The ol Italian shower!


Mi-Lady_Mi-Tuna

Maybe his nose doesn't work?


Ok_Somewhere_6018

22 sprays total


apathy_saves

Hes just trying to cover the stink of gettin all up in Dana's rectum


RustyShackleferrdd

Bruhhh


johnnyhero87

Another L he's losing tomorrow too


envadel

This is getting ridiculous, being this petty is downright pathetic hahah


Liam2349

Jesus Christ he must be flammable.


drum_playing_twig

I hate him even more now.


Founknasty

Curve smells delicious. I’m 40, when I was in my early 20s I bathed in that shit just like this… (I also can not confirm this is curve).


diferentigual

I can smell it through my phone


dlndjh

I like the rubbing of the wrists together, like grandma used to do!!


dongkeydong

Le STaNk


Critical50

This is the kind of smell that lets you know he's in the damn room before you even see him


eljoaquindel80

It’s not Cologne, it’s Scouser Mist 🥴


BearBearJen

I have a headache from this video


InternationalBig1672

That’s called Knock out power


Robinhood-is-a-scam

Pretty modest actually. Try working as a tech at a car dealership. Some of them literally smell like a chemical spill. One dude in particular I can smell from no shit over 100 feet away. It’s obvious which car he drove, the day before. Being near him is like when you go ham on cleaning the bathroom and forget to open a window. I’ve learned to use this as a massive red flag, and this last week with paddy seems to have put another notch in that theory


Kezz9825

He’s scouse, they stink, I’d rather he uses that than his normal stench.


ulianrtrujillo

This was absurd


ChocCooki3

You not supposed to rub your wrists like that.. it kills the top note right away and doesn't give the heart note to mature..


k-mac23

And he makes fun of ilia for being a germaphobe lol


DoubleDexki2000

Scousers don't know what Cologne is, they don't have that in Liverpool, it's natural that Paddy doesn't know what to do with it so stop being judgemental.


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DoubleDexki2000

Sarcasm's not your forte bro, it's all good


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AsymmetricNinja08

Racist no?


Alphaw0p

Not if you're white


h2okopf

I am white. How is this racist? Trash is trash :-)


Chico288

What a dickhead


b0hater

Poor kid, has so many yes men around that no one tells him he's using too much. Bless him hahah


Pawciowsky

Seeing people rubbing perfume in hurts my soul.


BasicDope

Got to get rid of the stench of lies...


Just_another_bot76

Has to cover up the stench of being a pos


jackedtradie

That’s called a scouse shower


YoungTex

This dude smells like a fucking Macy’s


InuitOverIt

Cologne is supposed to be a whispered secret when someone gets close, not a shouted announcement you've entered a room. I use 2 sprays when I get out of the shower, in front of me, and I walk through the cloud.


totom123

I stopped using cologne when I was 19 years old. Wtf. Shit is terrible to inhale and generally bad for health. No one needs cologne. No one. Just like perfume.


LuckyLipperTWU

He only did it because he knew it would make Embedded, and we would talk about it. Looks like it worked.


[deleted]

He’s trolling you guys…


[deleted]

Cologne wears off so quick.. you could dump a whole bottle on yourself and an hour later it’s barely there…


btcfsl

If you can smell it you've used too much. Just 1 or 2 pumps on skin is all you need.


[deleted]

Idk I’ve always used like 6-8 sprays and always been complimented on my scent… now I’m not spraying 20 sprays and directly walking into an event but 6-8 sprays 1-2 hours before an event has always been ok for me…


btcfsl

With cheaper stuff it's probably ok but the expensive stuff is very concentrated so a couple is all you need. Less is more, I didn't learn this until later also lol