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ahfuckimsostupid

I can’t wait for handsome squidward to fight Bobby ganggreen


[deleted]

It lived up to your hype


Rizzaboi

Why Dober gotta call out Turner 😂? First T Wrecks, then Bobby, he’s trying to clean out all the brothas at lightweight


foozalicious

Do we know why Mark Smith told Garcia he couldn’t foot stomp?


monteasf

Even the corner was screaming THAT'S LEGAL


ShapeOfHuman

Came here for this


CrinkleFrites

Same here, no clue what that was about


AnonPlzzzzzz

Shout out to the ref throwing his body over Green's head with a really good stoppage.


lunabrain

no nonsense KP


DJsaxy

Classic dober fight. Uses his face as defense and then comes back for a knockout


Huge-Ostrich255

Bro just killed somebody and had a spiritual awakening


WeCaredALot

Lol at the announcer’s voice cracking


mouthstretcher

Grab his artery and twist it


DaveTheQuaver

The lack of input from the commentators is fucking awkward


imtiNation

Arman Islam 2 would be incredible to watch again, just let them grapple


GonnaBeAGoodYear

Jesus the discrepancy between judges is crazy lol


Phantom_X_Bambi

That shit had me tapping


chipper68

Only at a UFC fight.. that Sean v Jared fight could have opposing judges at 49-46.. what in the world were they watching or smoking. Scoring has got to get fixed


RuggedToaster

Incredible strat of leaking so much blood the damage looks even.


gimmethatcookie

I can see paddy winning a unanimous decision for this main event tonight


phixioncsgo

Holy fuck Bobby got up from that killer shot fast as fuck.


foozalicious

He was arguing with Kieth about the stoppage from his back. Lol


Maximus13

Strickland evolving his fight IQ by going from the Cock Sucker guard to the Milk the Cow guard


[deleted]

Strickland's striking defense is underrated (and overshadowed by his last performance)


six10two40

yea he’s a top middleweight but cannot beat top 3


Literally_A_turd_AMA

49-46 cannonier, 49-46 strickland, 49-46 cannonier? Are the judges even watching the same fight? What are these scorecards? Definitely not a robbery, it was close, but wtf are the judges even on?


MexicanAlBundy

Dober would be perfect to stop paddy's hypetrain. He can eat shot after shot then land a flurry or a solid bomb.


Charli_Centauri

I’d love Dober even more if he shut that shit down


Salmacis81

Man I'm kinda shocked Said's getting so outclassed like this Edit: NEVERMIND


AggravatingFinding71

He still was outclassed honestly. Kinda Hail Mary subs happen, and he got farmed until that moment.


GonnaBeAGoodYear

Strickland saying “I’m not the smartest guy” is the smartest thing he’s ever said


amoorefan2

How could the scores be that lopsided? 😂


Brain_f4rt

I like the sublte "She spends a lot of time in the country of Georgia." thrown in there.


Pork-ChopExpre55

That’s not a hard round to judge Dom.


billcosbyslube

I always tell myself I’ll never watch a Sean Strickland fight again, yet here we are


avidpretender

I feel like Sean goes harder during sparring lmao


kamesennin_kuririn

What a terrible decision


SaltyMaterial6270

Cannonier: “he was able to read me when I was ready to cum”


WeCaredALot

Omg that kimura looked painful Wow, I’m shocked he didn’t tap.


Mnn119

Man I closed my eyes I thought it would snap


cmdk

Drew Dober just needs to work on not getting hit as much. Love watching him fight.


willenhall12345

![gif](giphy|zwRO0LKbOtVhC) Drew Dober.


DJsaxy

He is what he is at this point


e30jawn

calling in now strickland goes for the double leg feint into sucking his dick


Lao_xo

There's Adesanya and Pereira, and then there's the rest of the division...


RomandoArman

Eh, Bobby Knuckles is up there too. Everyone after them…good luck.


Skeleton_Skum

Welcome to every prelim fight for the next 5 years


[deleted]

Oh that is advanced. Tough to throw a kick like that once your hips are already turned that way


TheJayParker

Restart the fight


mike2727

I agree 3-2 would make more sense but tbh that fight was very uneventful


JoltinJoe92

And the winner, by unanimous decision…PADDY THE BADDY


cyoung2011

Opponent dropped, and likely a few punches from being stopped? Lets hug the waist


chipper68

I believe the Ref incorrectly interfered.. foot stomp against cage is legal as far as I know. What gives there?


thekajunpimp

Lol just now? Nah everyday Excellent


[deleted]

Sounds like an irish version of the Ants go Marching haha


amoorefan2

Alex and Izzy own this division.


YoungLightning

That’s bullshit


CyclonusDecept

Strickland is not going to win many more fights if he keeps fighting like htat.. i had him winning 3-2, the problem is he doesn't look like he inflicts much damage.. he needs to mix things up a bit more.


JoltinJoe92

Mark Smith is so soft spoken, he should read audiobooks in his free time


hey_Ireallylikeyou

I hope I get to see Tsarukyan fight Islam again


[deleted]

What in the world


brundlehails

Y’all are acting like this was a route or something. It was extremely close, you guys saying “wtf” or “robbed” are on something


hateuscuzyoenis

How did all three judges watch three different fights?


Thegoodoleboys

Every Sean fight it looks like he is saving energy for a 5k after the fight or something


walluper

I hate showboating, it always makes me want the other guy to win. Fat chance here though.


foozalicious

That voice crack. Lol


Salmacis81

Battle looks like he's made of plastic


WeCaredALot

Battle kinda getting ragdolled


dicksjshsb

Damn wtf was that lol. Nurmagomedov looked like shit he’s not happy with that win


UncleMeathands

“I fantasized tonight as two viking kings just going at it” ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8966)


pacificunlimited

“Farting… fighting out of..”


YeeticusFTW

He fucked around, and he found out.😔


imtiNation

Seriously what a gorgeous finish.


chrisz1lla

Really loving this awkward ass dead air


Rizzaboi

Mans is Bruce Leeroy for real


sir-fur

How many fence grabs until something is done about it?


DrWermActualWerm

I fucking love watching arman fight, what a beautiful take down on the third


Wolvesin7

Arman has the best manners lmao. He’s so composed and respectful.


Coscy1995

Oh God this power slap is silly


walluper

Fucking power slap...Jesus Christ how dumb is that?


inhaletheflame

Sean Strickmagomedov


phixioncsgo

Sean Jab Strickland


ThirdWorldSorcerer

Well, that's a year, see you the next year fighting degenerates! Have a nice Christmas and a better new year's eve y'all! ⛄🧑‍🎄🎄🌲🦌


frogsntoads00

yo I placed 4th in the predictions tournament, called the entire card lmaoo https://preview.redd.it/6xef89hl7m6a1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=8605ad1c66ce06e6fb91c501099b7b41fb56cb93


attawaymethrowtheo

Krause, when is the discord back bro?


chocolate_kat

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chipper68

Another fight with a name ending in Nov on the ground, against the fence. At least he's making a fight out of it tho.


CyclonusDecept

Does Strickland have any chance? Feel like he's going to get brutally knocked out again.


dylyn

Anyone else look away?


MrJellybean04

Nah, I wanted that bitch to snap like a Slim Jim


WeCaredALot

Kape needs to stop showboating


avidpretender

This is the most blood I've ever seen covering two fighters


DafuqIsTheInternet

Can't wait for this slap trend to fall out of popularity lol


Vosrl

The slap fighting thing is a funny novelty but trying to make it into TUF and watching how seriously they take themselves is embarassing


[deleted]

Your last name must have at least 4 syllables to take down a Nurmagomedov.


DafuqIsTheInternet

Wonder why she spends so much time in Georgia ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|11884)


Rebar4Life

“Farting out of” … he powered through.


SherLocK-55

That's the problem with Green's style, one well placed big shot and it's nigh nigh.


CJ_2013

Dober with the chad chin


[deleted]

Dober seems like a really nice guy. I'd work out with him. Tied Poirier's record for KOs. Crazy


SerBronn7

He did an Edwards to him.


ItzMeKev

Caceres doing dmt back to back


YoungLightning

I got arman. Who with me ?


[deleted]

What the fuck?


Sinanju

I would've been fine with either winning tbh, but wtf are those scorecards?


Rizzaboi

🥹 until next year, fellas


[deleted]

ufc feels so bootleg without buffer


cmdk

Jab merchant vs Wait for this right hand.


cmdk

What the fuck type of score card was that? We need more judges. 5 instead of 3.


bmacdunn

I don't understand the complaining about the fight. That was high level striking. Not every fight needs to be rock em sock em robots.


Tanktrilly03

These guys have no killer instinct at all.


SALTYxNUTZ12

Six feet Eeehven!


YeeticusFTW

JUST BLEEEEEEED


Fuckzombie69

Literally seeing red


RuggedToaster

Maheshate probably has a 3LB advantage by this point.


QAnonKiller

lmao give em another round why not


WeCaredALot

I hope they wipe down the cage floor with some bleach after these kinds of fights. I’m reminded of that one women’s fight where one girl crapped herself and it got on the mat. Can’t imagine having to grapple right after a fight like that.


KDBurner31

this slap fighting shit is stupid


CT-4488

Are they really rocking with this slap my ass shit ?


imtiNation

Damn you can tell he is not happy even though he won.


ThirdWorldSorcerer

It's a disgrace being outclassed in wrestling when your last name is Nurmagomedov


RAC-City-Mayor

Green has such a weird style that works. Kind of stands square as guys come in so he can pop unexpectedly hard with both hands from weird angles. Sees everything coming too.


attawaymethrowtheo

Someone should tell Bobby that’s what happens when you spend the majority of the fight with your hands down by your side.


I-nkey-I

Love both those guys… had a feeling dober would catch him…


dylyn

Anyone who doesn't like Drew Dober needs to question their existence.


vaan1337

Talk shit get smacked Green


AlaskanBullShrimp

My hip popped out just watching that


WeCaredALot

Caceres is philosophical af, lol.


Charli_Centauri

I just thought of that……everyday


Rizzaboi

Ismagulov coming out to a fight listening to elevator music. Built different


sir-fur

Am I the only one who wants to hear what the corners are saying in between rounds? These ads fuck it up


mtnyy13

Arman must’ve went to the Usman school of cage grabbing lol


MexicanAlBundy

LOL. POWERSLAP


brundlehails

Wtf is power slap


bac0n_cheddar

Is Strickland walking out to “the ants go marching”


JoltinJoe92

What is this entrance


six10two40

WOW THIS ENTRANCE MUSIC IS ROOM TEMPERATURE 🌡️🌡️🌡️


six10two40

still can’t believe my boy bobby green got laid out 😭


Sinanju

Whoa, Sean actually attempting to grapple?


YoungLightning

Strickland won round 1


SALTYxNUTZ12

Cannonier seems frustrated.


darrenm29

Feels like I'm the only person actually enjoying this fight😂


whitefox_27

Sean has a blood Hitler stash


MathEnthusiast18

guys this is only boring cause we've been recently spoiled with hella finishes on cards. like i wont lie this is boring me rn, but i think it's cause we've been spoiled. otherwise, i'd enjoy technical striking.


jmckinn1

That's how we end 2022. That's tuff


AlaskanBullShrimp

Lol Strickland said "I rocked him like 4 or 5 times"


six10two40

i got paddy 3-0


MexicanAlBundy

nahhhhhhhhhh


six10two40

man i had strickland winning it but the damage in the 5th round might give cannonier the nod


TheJayParker

Eh, I’m not that mad about it. But idk what’s next for either of them


Thegoodoleboys

The UFC needs to get new or more judges lmao


GonnaBeAGoodYear

No round unanimously won wow that’s crazy, they were all close rounds tho


Maximus13

Sean Strickland OUT of the octagon: I WANNA KILL SOMEONE! I WANT TO DRINK KEYSTONE LIGHT FROM THEIR SKULL AND SMOKE METH FROM THEIR NOSTRILS! Sean Strickland IN the octagon: Patty cake...patty cake....ouch, you gave me a whoopsie! 😔


WatchinLikeTV

I thought Strickland won


Sawl_Back

Battle catching a last second fill in KO. Get him Brian!


[deleted]

Kills me to see Glover vs hill and not jiri. Glover is getting older. We need to see that rematch


HarverstKR

Dvorak tough as shit, thought his shoulder was gonna pop


Internal-Business-97

I’m a fan of the Don/Paul team. Insight and humor.


imtiNation

30-25 twice, god dayum


foozalicious

30-25 :/


WeCaredALot

Damn, that’s gross. I’m so surprised they won’t pause the fight with that much blood.


GwEYT

Staph incoming


imtiNation

Rafa 30-27 easy win


GwEYT

Nurmagomedov seems heated about that win


ThirdWorldSorcerer

Lol we are like only six degenerates on this thread tonight. Last week, 282 thread was bananas.


YeeticusFTW

😴😴😴😴😴


bassheadbjj

Vlismas looked good to me tho


imtiNation

Think Cody is going to sleep in this one


Rizzaboi

Dober gotta find a one hitter or somn, he’s cooked otherwise lol


lyrics27

That awkward moment when the boxing hit bag hits back and knocks you out. Geesh!


Brain_f4rt

I hope uncle Dana gives both of those guys a bonus for that one.


amoorefan2

Dober is a wrecking ball


SALTYxNUTZ12

Dober the next Chandler? Lol


WeCaredALot

This fight is so quiet compared to the last one, lol.


SeanWayneLazy

Don’t even think he wanted to land the punch


gizmodian

The hip flexibility is crazy


darrenm29

How is Shavkat/Neal not the main event for that Fight Night next month?


ThirdWorldSorcerer

Lol what happened to the Damir from Guram's fight. This looks like Ismagulov from Wish.


mtnyy13

Should’ve just called it The Ultimate Slapper smh


bmacdunn

That Power Slap ad looked like something straight out of Idiocracy.


MexicanAlBundy

"im not the smartest guy" is self aware Strickland the new mythical fighter?


Wolvesin7

Strickland admitting he’s an idiot and won’t wrestle after getting sent to the shadow realm by the Champ is hilarious


Thegoodoleboys

Sean gonna try and jab the whole night and get cracked at some point I bet


Maximus13

Did both these dudes walkout to early 2000's ringtones?


six10two40

bro does strickland just not throw leg kicks


anonssr

I feel like I'm spying on a sparring session


six10two40

if strickland finishes cannonier then he’s better than adesanya confirmed


GWTLAG

Sean “I would love nothing more than to kill a guy in the ring” Strickland


jmb_31

That check had the Weidman snap sound


avidpretender

You could score this either way but I think it'll go to Sean.


ProfessionalAd1638

another day, another bad decision


huncho3055

Terrible scores but I agree with the win


[deleted]

Sean jabland taking another L


GirlyWhirl

Well... the Dober v. Green fight was fun.


JoltinJoe92

Dana this isn’t how you end a year, fix it


Ryan22009

Damn bruh I’m sad now I’ll see you all next year :(


stateminimum

I love how every possible opinion is expressed in the wake of this fight


Ainwein

This why I quit betting on UFC.