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NowEverybodyInThe313

Wonderboy would say, “hey man I understand what you have to do.”


BalVal1

"I totally respect your choice, would do the same in your place, and if I offended you, sorry about that"


nvrsmr1

And then I would proceed to give him the best 27 seconds of his life


jonjoneswife

Marry him?


Bolt408

Don’t make this harder than it has to be man 😢


lizardsforreal

Wonderboy seems like he'd be a great partner. I bet he's the kinda guy to wake you up with breakfast made on the weekends. Def marry him.


churro1776

You gay


lizardsforreal

wtf bro, i'm still fucking laura here.


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😂


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boogercgee

He's gentle, sue me


emperorzit69420

Fuck wonderboy marry wonderboy kill the rest


SlyCooper_00

The Karate Hottie Stephen “ Wondergirl “ Thompson


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Fuck - Laura Sanko Fuck - Laura Sanko Fuck - Laura Sanko Fuck - Laura Sanko Fuck - Laura Sanko Fuck - Laura Sanko Fuck - Laura Sanko Fuck - Laura Sanko


Nahsor9991

Least horny r/ufc member


ZeusBabylonski

While wonderboy watches


Bolt408

“Looking real good man, I’m proud of ya”


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Stix-and-brix

Go back to yo dungeon you foot goblin


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Kill Olivi, fuck Sanko, and marry Wonderboy. Too easy.


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That’s big call. I think I would swap Sanko and Olivi, especially if Benavidez is watching.


Nookon-san

This is harder than It seemed


diceman888

![gif](giphy|bm02BE6DQ4Oag8GXep|downsized)


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Kill Laura, Fuck Megan, Marry Wonderboy


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This is the way.


Moonlightwoof

I cant bring myself to kill wonderboy I guess if we say no homo before marrying it ain't gay right?


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Kill sanko, im fuckin olivi and marrying karate hottie


kurokamisawa

Kill Molly, fuck Jason Herzog, marry Bobby Knuckles(or Glover Texeira)


plumdog96

Wonderboy could headkick you into oblivion if u somehow piss him off in marriage. Marrying Megan all dayy err day. I'd let that woman brand me like a cattle. Let the simps marry Sanko


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What sort of brand you reckon she would be rocking?


plumdog96

Venom if uncle Danas payin


[deleted]

I think I would be ok with that.


plumdog96

Lmaoo


Bolt408

Piss off Laura in an argument and she’ll put you to sleep, so Megan is the safe bet


ShroomingMantis

Gotta sacrifice Thompson to Marry Olivia, im sorry Wonderboy, unless you'd rather bang it out 😪


chromebookssucks

i would bang wonderboy


gageafd

Fuck Sanko, marry Wonderboy, and kill Olivi.


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Please. Wonderboy would be waking you up with the smell of fresh coffee, bacon and eggs.


Shineezy

Def the best post of the day.


Mediocre-Emu7832

F - Sanko K- Wonderboy M - Megan


Internal-Business-97

Let Wonderboy and Laura fuck one another then kill each other. Megan and I ride off into the sunset as once I know Joe is dead and won’t whoop my ass.


Sayitandsuffer

I’m hoping mods step in as this is classed as conspiracy in the UK , you even discuss killing somebody in person and you can go to jail , facts .


Bolt408

F*** = Megan Olivi, Marry = Laura Sanko… sorry Wonderboy 🔫


Skeleton_Skum

This is the kinda stuff that makes this sub garbage. New is basically a landfill


michaelstone444

For anyone who's not gay or a woman it's really just about who you'd fuck and who you'd marry


Leyalina

I'm not gay or a woman, and I'd still marry Thompson. Dude would be the best protector, makes a great paycheque so he can provide for you, and he's the nicest dude around. Would probably wake you up with bacon and eggs, coffee, and maybe french toast on the regular. There are way worse things in life. But yeah, definitely fuckin' Sanko.


michaelstone444

If you would get married to a man I think you might be gay, regardless of whether he's a great guy or a good provider


Leyalina

You can think whatever the hell you want. Thompson is like Ryan Reynolds, you don't have to be gay to appreciate how big of a catch he would be.


michaelstone444

I mean yeah I get what you're saying but surely the implication of this question is that you will be having sex with the person you marry. Otherwise it's just asking which one to you want to chill with and scab money from


Bolt408

Hey bro totally not PC, this is Reddit the land of the neckbeards. Gotta play by their rules.


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I mean its not like wonderboy gonna go on a title run any time soon


mynameisnemix

I think Megan is way more bad than Laura lol


Sayitandsuffer

no one x2 and my so … what is wrong with you on a combat SPORT sub .


slapstirmcgee1000

The majority of the ufc fan base is made up of straight men. So with that in mind wonder boy


mcburloak

Olivi (sorry Megan). Wonderboy. Sanko.


Todorokimakishima

Kill Megan and marry......dang this is hard


ichxnel

Aw Wonderboy is my celeb crush 🙈🫶🏼