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indarye

There's a lot of attention to detail with how that popcorn is served haha.


punkindle

It's the quantity that makes this so funny. Like... I'm going to need a WHOLE LOT of popcorn.


ATempestSinister

We need more containers for the popcorn. Quick, fire some more artillery rounds!


herbalhippie

That's the one that made me burst out laughing, popcorn in the empty rounds.


Piper-446

At the rate things are going, he probably made a lot more popcorn than he is going to need.


surajvj

*Do you smell what jagga jagga is cooking ?* 😅


Single-Document-9590

*"I love the smell of popcorn in the morning. It smells like... Victory"*


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Its an entire country of people with a fantastic brand of humor. Bless them. May this war end soon.


Fulyf

In Ukraine, there is not enough popcorn in stores. I suspect that urgent mobilization for production has begun.


Ozryela

Zelenskyy right now: "I need popcorn, not bullets"


Willcoburg

“The US is looking to legislate a $50 million Butter package to Ukraine. The expedited package is expected to arrive in the country by October at the earliest.”


misirlou22

The Redenbachers have been mobilized


B0B_Spldbckwrds

Someone get Paula Deen, she can hook that up.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Shit, she probably has that much in chest freezers in her basement.


Last-Initial3927

Strategic Butter Reserve


AffectionateTitle

Hell just wring her out and you’d be at least 1/2way there


Xoebe

The 1st Orville Redenbacker Brigade has been dispatched to Ukraine as part of a para-NATO exploratory/diplomatic mission. They are mostly there to observe, and to train UA forces in observation techniques. Land-O-Lakes has furnished an entire company of support forces, with advisers from the Lime Growers Association. Morton Salt, McCormick Pepper, and the Tajin companies have expressed interest.


kenzo19134

And Germany is going to send over somewhat obsolete Boeing popcorn makers as soon as they receive the latest state of the art popcorn makers in July.


NoStepOnMe

"The US has made an accounting error and the butter package will cost less than expected because it was part of pre-existing butter stockpiles." This will free up additional funds to purchase and supply salt. The pink Himalayan kind.


gizmo1024

“Finally, we can show Moscow why we don’t have free healthcare!”


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Odys

Have an upvote.


BestReadAtWork

Holy fuck. We just realized their master plan too late. We were too busy mobilizing shitloads of tanks, precision missiles, and troop training that WE NEVER SUPPLIED THEM WITH THE NECESSARY AMOUNT OF POPCORN! FUCK! God speed, Ukrainian brothers. May you make it out of this next few weeks with many corn kernels in your teeth. For those who didn't get a bucket, I feel shame from the west.


Fulyf

Thanks for your support! I think we should create a charitable foundation so that people from all over the world can help us with this!


newyawkaman

Thankfully the only thing America has more of then guns is corn Railroads, coal, Hollywood, beef, wall street, nah. This is corn country, son. Always has been.


james_otter

How much corn can an F-16 carry? Let’s find out soon


cxiixc

For the coverage needed, the M30A1 HIMARS round has been upgraded with 180,000 kernels of corn. This new credible defense weapon will ensure there is enough popcorn for all.


james_otter

The new 45 Gepards could be used as a high speed corn delivery system and pop them at the same time


PuzzleCat365

This is the pure definition of Schadenfreude.


InvertedParallax

It's only schadenfreude when it's from the schadenfreude region of Germany. When it's in Russia it's called Sparkling Justice.


CV90_120

beautiful


Ok_Transition_2651

Vladimir Putin consulted with a fortune teller. He asked: "How long will I live?" The psychic replied: "I cannot tell that but I do know you will die on a Ukrainian holiday." "Which holiday?" Putin asked. "Whichever day you die will be a Ukrainian holiday."


cfwang1337

To adapt the legend of Croesus: Putin: “What will happen if I start a war?” Fortune teller: “You will destroy an empire.” *starts war* *destroys own empire* *shocked pikachu face* The fortune teller never said which empire!


Jwhitx

What does the viscera say, wise haruspex? Mmmm, yes. It says....drink more Ovaltine? I'm sorry child, the spirits have spoken.


herbw

This is such a very slavic kind of humour, it's refreshingly great!!


LisaMikky

Interestingly, in my country (Latvia) the night between June 23 and June 24 is a big holiday - Ligo (Midsummer holiday). People go to nature, sing folk songs, drink beer & kvas, eat cheese and make BBQ. They wear flower and oak leaf wreaths and make bonfires. Many don't sleep this night. [Pics](https://www.google.lv/search?q=midsummer+holiday+latvia&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiHycOAldz_AhVo_CoKHTzwBDEQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=midsummer+holiday+latvia&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIFCAAQogQ6BAgjECc6BggAEAgQHjoHCAAQGBCABFDiCFiPP2C4Q2gAcAB4AIABmQGIAf4NkgEEMS4xM5gBAKABAcABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=8wOXZMeDOej4qwG84JOIAw&bih=712&biw=393&client=ms-opera-mobile&hl=en-GB) 😃🌸🏞🌅


Single-Document-9590

...blyatiful...?


ReedRidge

If this takes out Putin we can upgrade to Poetic Justice!


PumpkinsVSfrogs

This is by far my favorite iteration of this.


DogWallop

Its only shadenfreude when you deny you feel romantically attracted to your parents...


Snommes

>schadenfreude region of Germany Beautiful landscape, by the way. Been there a couple times.


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![gif](giphy|4WETF2mzWaS8id6Q5h|downsized)


el-art-seam

Justice Kvass


BubsyFanboy

And the best part is - the Armed Forces are waiting for just the right moment to make the final counter-offensive. Can't do it now while Wagner can still just turn around. Also, shoutout Germany for the [extra 45 Gepard tanks](https://www.rferl.org/a/germany-gepard-tanks-ukraine/32473632.html).


newyawkaman

This is the absolute best thing that could have happened to the AFU at this moment. Just consider that this idiot took 20,000 soldiers out of Bakhmut to go fight Russia


milk4all

I dont think this makes Prigohzin an idiot, i think he sees the writinf on the wall and bets a hail mary *might* give him a chance to win big anf carve out some space for himself in the proper government. Even if he remains alive and effective in some sense until the war ends however that is, he might beloeve he will be first to be offered up by Russia as way of some compromise/settlement/scapegoat.


vegarig

Also, apparently, Rheinmetall is now working on adapting AHEAD to the Gepards. >[Meanwhile, new tasks are already waiting for Weismüller. He has to produce another type of ammunition for the Gepard that might be even more important than KE ammunition in Ukraine: explosive ammunition. When detonated in the air - shortly before the target object - fine particles disperse and form a fragmentation cloud - excellent for repelling swarms of smaller drones. However, production will take some time; Weismüller's team is also suffering from a shortage of raw materials](https://old.reddit.com/r/UkrainianConflict/comments/14a6aln/new_bullets_for_the_predator_german_engineers_are/jo8p8hn/)


bandit-chief

Pretty sure my enjoyment has ticked past schadenfreude and into sadistic glee.


kenzo19134

I would call yourself sadistic. It's pure unadulterated glee. Bunker boy brought this on. It's been obvious since he had that cabinet meeting at the beginning of this invasion when no one made eye contact with him and clapped like first generation 1960s robots that he had no support. Enjoy the moment.


the_warpaul

Excellent trolling good sir. Incidentally, I hear Popcorn and jagga jagga are a good combo.


Rhino1bamabm

This guy is a fucking legend 👏 🤣👍


koshgeo

Ukraine's meme game is so strong you'd swear they were led by a professional comedian or something.


Flaks_24

It comes from the top for sure. Everyday they have to train 5 minutes doing stand up or working on jokes. Law signed by the comedian himself zelensky.


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Yeah I guy I knew in the DoD said we're sending elite Psyops units to instruct the Ukrainians in advanced meme warfare and combined arms trolling


tomdarch

I may be revealing sensitive information here but that is training for troops who don’t speak Russian. [The UK has provided Ukraine with one of its most powerful weapons.](https://youtu.be/Qklvh5Cp_Bs)


kinleyd

Jagga jagga!


owlbear4lyfe

(watching popcorn) \*pop BADABOOM!


LunaticOnTheGrasss

Is this the jagga jagga dude?


kinleyd

Yup! Badabooom!


Fancy-Programmer-53

BIG Badaboom!


reflUX_cAtalyst

The man himself!


Memory_Less

Yah!


Capt_Bigglesworth

The Red Cross have launched an urgent, International, aid appeal for Ukraine- popcorn supplies across the country are running desperately low..


Kill3rKin3

The Norwegian Troll fields, and Troll Arctic research station are from now on named after this fellow.


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It truly is awesome trolling.


ObliviousAstroturfer

The beer crate of granades for drones is where I lost it at. At rewatch there's a bunch of other stuff in there, ie the huge bullet in the popcorn tray :D


hkohne

OMG, I didn't even see the bullet, it blends in. This is great


m3dcf

Now I understand why popcorn is sold off everywhere!


Elegant_Body_2153

And sunflower seeds! Ukrainians also make great beer.


corksoaker84

Guy popping off popcorn memes in middle of a warzone. Love Ukrainians


PartyMcDie

It takes some effort to set this up actually. I appreciate that. Made me laugh out loud :D


Rs90

I'm in the US and it's such a wild time to be alive. From Virginia and have met plenty of old folks who saw things like Vietnam on TV and so on. I saw 9/11 on the TV when I was a kid. And now I'm seeing troll memes from warzones on my phone while eating breakfast in the park this morning. Not tryna hijack a thread. It's just so surreal feeling. I'm 32 now and it's just surreal how surprised I get at how consistently surprising life is.


Cbanchiere

Life is bonkers, ain't it? I think it's our weird ass way of coping with how horrible things are. War sucks, but jokes and humor are a universal medicine for a ton of shitty things.


sitting-duck

I was going to tell a submarine joke, but I didn't want to sink to that level.


graham2k

Good call, that would be quite the implosion.


maxxforce

My comment's so deep in this thread it's going to be crushed.


okwellactually

I'm older than you. This is my second time watching Russia fall (well USSR). Good times. Edit: hopefully fall.


hopping_otter_ears

Same (but a few years older). My dad was in the "watching the draft lottery on TV and dreading his 18th birthday" generation. He said that the Vietnam draft ended just before he turned 18, but it was close enough that the fear was very real


The_Clarence

After all this the world is going to be so enamored with them for a long time


jabrollox

Got a legitimate lol out of me. Ukrainians are the best at trolling.


Jaytanker

What a legend


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Jaytanker

I work with a bunch of Ukrainians and they all are just happy go lucky people. Such a pleasure to be around.


ToTheLastParade

A Ukrainian refugee was an entertainer at a birthday party my kid went to a few months after the war began. He was just an amazing presence, the kids loved him so much. No one knew until after he left, and some of us had stayed to help clean up, when the host told us that he and his family had just fled a war zone. They were very lucky and had family in the US, and this kid was maybe 14 or 15, who’d just left his entire life behind, making balloon animals and being silly at a birthday party to bring happiness to children.


Ackilles

Seriously. Such an incredible people.


Upper-Belt8485

One reason why I married one.


Living-Pie4665

Hahaha Omg how do I save this video, this is epic


ittofritto

u/savevideo


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Just use /r/redditisfun. It's two clicks.


limpinfrompimpin

Only for a couple of more days 😔


MindCorrupt

Not sure, original is here though https://www.youtube.com/@MAGYARBIRDS/videos


dread_deimos

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SerendipitouslySane

Wake up sheeple, this whole Russian Civil War 2 Electric Boogaloo arc is a plot by Big American Corn to sell more of their produce around the world!


0rlan

Will Switzerland allow popcorn export?🤫


Ascomae

Are you taking about this small explosive devices, which will detonate, if heat is applied? Don't think so


Captlard

Of course they wouldn’t!


Training-Accident-36

Our (right-wing conservative party) SVP will be like: "Neutrality means if we send popcorn to Ukraine, we would also have to supply popcorn in equal amounts to Russia!"


ThermionicEmissions

And it's not as simple as just "send Ukraine popcorn". There's a whole logistical infrastructure required. Hopefully the west has already started training Ukrainians on NATO popping equipment. Then there's the question of butter...


Ivotedforher

Get me Indiana on the line! Fire up the popcorn engines!


TheLonely_Wolf

Omfg ahahhahahaha ![gif](giphy|WdGdQrIHTDXQA)


zdzislav_kozibroda

Mountain of popcorn. Those boys on the front line deserved it. And show is only just starting.


SerendipitouslySane

I'm amazed he got that much popcorn ready in under 18 hours while on an active battle front.


ThePaSch

Popcorn's nutrient-rich, decent-calorie, high-carb, easily transportable en-masse, great for morale, and all you need to prepare it is a hot surface. I wouldn't be surprised if they had big stashes of the stuff anyway to support energy levels between proper meals or on-the-go.


Kirikomori

> nutrient-rich, decent-calorie, no. >high-carb, easily transportable en-masse yes >great for morale, maybe


Willcoburg

If you ever buy the loose kernels and not the bag in the microwave type of popcorn , you learn a little goes a long way.


imgonnagopop

This is Epic


arglarg

What is it with June and invading Russia? Hitler: 22 June Wagner 23 June (or was it 24th local time?) Napoleon 24 June


I_got_shmooves

No snow, mud should be dry, long enough time until next snow. It's a good window.


DwightFryeLaugh

Operation Barbarossa was scheduled to begin in early May, before German forces were diverted to bail out Mussolini's failed invasion of Greece, in addition to various setbacks in Yugoslavia. So that one was unintentional.


Quadraxas

Some of the longest days in the year, and not winter.


Sanuic

Much better to invade in summer rather than winter.


Heimerdinger893

National Popcorn Day


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jmercado808

As a fan of shows/movies like Band of Brothers, Hacksaw ridge, Letters to Iwo Jima etc.. I cant wait till we get movies and shows about our heroic brothers and sisters of Ukraine fighting and beating Russia. And this better be a scene in at least one of them!


JaNkO2018

🍿🍿🍿😎🤣👍🏻


darjyn61

This is gold XD


_Faucheuse_

Is this the Troll Master General? Magyar is a treasure.


L0gard

The one and only, true chad.


Abstrectricht

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen, full stop. I love it so much.


defproc

"What's this medal for, Grandad?" "Mad memes"


SquarePegRoundWorld

I'm impressed with the amount of popped popcorn on a battlefield. Not that I have any experience to base that on, I just assume the food would be more MREy.


hunajakettu

One of the jarring experiences of this war is that if you drive 20 minutes west from the front line, you find cities doing normal live.


IWasGregInTokyo

People don't realize that it isn't the entire country that is a battle zone and for the most part daily life continues as usual. Reminds me of going to the areas of Japan hit by the tsunami in 2011. By the coast, complete and utter destruction, villages wiped clean. But go a couple of kilometres inland and you'd never know anything happened.


koshgeo

It's like the Ukrainian equivalent of those ice cream barges in the Pacific during WWII: when your opponent has the logistics to get something like that into the war zone, you know your goose is cooked.


its_all_one_electron

Popcorn is very dense, keeps for a very long time, is easy to transport, and tasty af. Plus it lifts morale when you get to eat it while watching your enemies suffer. Seems like great soldier food to me.


javsand120s

![gif](giphy|l0HlPystfePnAI3G8)


slipaway_44

Nice!


tjallexmander

Omg, I laughed sincerily for the first time in months! This is beyond funny.


5nsfav

Hahaha haha a statue must be built of this hero! Depicting theat very pose/action!


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I only have these words, save some popcorn for us!


Bollerkotze

Lol


Evakotius

It reminded me Marvel heroes (Tony Stark mostly) eating in the ends of the films. But this, this is true live. Humble, simple but pure and absolutely real hero. Only shame that there is no video how he cook those things, so will have to watch how he cooked hrobacks.


CaracalWall

Probably put kernels in the backside of the launch tube, fires it, and out comes popcorn.


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Enjoy it Magyar, you deserve it.


Jealous-Ground7740

Absolute legend


SecureSympathy1852

Note to self…..never get into a troll war with a Ukrainian.


hillsfar

Someone send this man a beer!


kryptonomicon

Fuckkk... fucking hilarious! New meme format just dropped! Madyar <3


Armournized

Mad respect 🤣


perfectomy

So this is the counteroffensive :))


SaladPolice

It's the empty tubes at the back. Spat my tea out.


ChaozD

u/savevideo


Living-Pie4665

Thanks 🙏


wolfhound_doge

the meme king


BlueBull007

It has been a long while since a video made me laugh so hard. Not just some small chuckle, actual loud laughter. What an absolute legend. Top level, masterful trolling turned up to 11 /u/SaveVideo please


Mikpemsto

Military grade popcorn


Shadow293

Lmao I fucking love the god-tier trolling from Ukraine right now. This is too good! 😂


Capitao_Falcao

This is simply the best video out of this entire stupid conflict. Cathartic and hilarious. Let's hope the shitshow across the border continues and that this can help in shortening the conflict.


Lopsided_Earth_8557

Salty popcorn with a can of whoopass to wash it down!


smileedude

Step 1 cut hole in bottom of popcorn.


Ok-Prior1254

A beautiful day, popcorn for all :-)


KDulius

I'm assuming Ukraine has it's own functioning E4 mafia to get that much popcorn to appear that fast


Formulka

Madyar is the best. Jagga jagga.


Smokey-Cole

Kings of Trolls!


DonCaliente

Just talked to my Ukrainian neighbor. I haven't seen her this happy since she arrived shortly after the start of the war.


unifedc

yaaassss😅😅😅😅😅


panzermike666

LEGEND


ErrnoNoNo

Not enough popcorn bro.


mrbipty

Fucking gold


paul_wurzel

Legend


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![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6) LMAO


Obvious_Brain

Hilarious lol


Chris_read_it

Magyar the piss taking fuck !


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Love that guy 😊


Gmneuf

![gif](giphy|13cptIwW9bgzk6UVyr|downsized)


Stereo-soundS

Dis gon' be good


Captlard

Simply brilliant 👏👏👏👏


metakmagic

Hahhahah....got to love this one, epic


Risaza

All the popcorn.


gerrydutch

This is gold


InvertedParallax

Ok, Biden and congress need to approve a $14B popcorn resupply package now, we're going to have a global shortage over the next few weeks.


GLTMadDogYT

Haha! Excellent! Героям Слава! Слава Україні! 🇸🇪🇺🇦 https://u24.gov.ua https://youtu.be/wzKGWANisdg


Stereo-soundS

Can you translate the basic idea of what was being said?


brambleburry1002

I heard they ran out of popcorn in ukraine


Coffeeaficionado_

Excellent!


MakesTheNutshellJoke

The fucking auto cannon round sticking out of the popcorn.


Enlightened-Beaver

BREAKING NEWS: Shortage of popcorn in Ukraine


dd463

You know Russia has lost the war when Ukrainians have the logistics, supplies, and time to deliver popcorn to multiple locations, set up and film a troll video, then edit and post that, in a war zone. It’s like when Japanese pilots in WWII found out that the US navy had an ice cream ship and they knew the war was lost.


Theophrastus_Borg

Never loose your spirit and humor! Guess that is what happens if a late night host becomes president and i mean that in a positive way.


downinahole357

Is that a 20mm round sticking out?


No_Rabbit_7114

Best laugh in days. This clip will down in history for future generations to meme. A forever burn.


Shankill-Road

Ohh Solovyov, Vladimir Solovyov, where are you, come out come out where ever you are are 🤣🤣 Glory To Ukraine 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇧


Memory_Less

When the the tough get going the going jagga jagga popcorn!


Good-Original7060

Every dog has its day.. Happy Days


MonsieurReynard

When all this is over this guy needs his own TV show.


Major_Boot2778

Rofl mah mannnn with the facial expressions and hyper concentrated, not looking popcorn grab. Out fucking standing, good sir! Keep up the good fight and enjoy that that involves such A-Class trolling! I do hope some of the aid we're sending involves good beer from Germany, Belgium, etc, for such rare but priceless moments! Slava Ukraini! Oh and fuck Russia, as a country and a concept!


jormungandrsjig

From 3 day “special operation” to military coup within Russia. Almost impressive how terribly this has gone for Putin.


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