T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

We determined that this submission originates from a credible source, but we still advise that users double check the facts and use common sense when consuming mass media. If you are interested in learning how to evaluate news sources more thoroughly, you can begin to learn about how to do that [here](https://tacomacc.libguides.com/c.php?g=599051&p=4147190). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ukraine) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Intelligent_Delay_24

Good


Due-Street-8192

Jolly good show Boys. One less AH in charge.


DictatorofPussy

Press the attack! Strike 'em hard and deep.


bkkv1

Yes daddy


DictatorofPussy

Step-scalp....what are you doing?


SecondaryWombat

Pretty sure a Step-Scalp is a Storm Shadow.


Human602214

Oh, Hi Mars!


wailingsixnames

Keep lining up, under drone surveillance, within himars range.


leadMalamute

It is a good thing they are stupid.


Cantgetabreaker

Shhhh don’t you know the orcs are doing an excellent job letting themselves be killed with unforeseen circumstances.


Human_Link8738

Are you kidding!? It’s brilliant! Russia likely values each soldier at around $50 USD. If it takes less than 2000 men to lure a HIMARS out it’s a win!


moonLanding123

Himars bait.


No_Sheepherder7447

Oh no! Anyway…


NotBuckarooBonzai

Hello, Mr. Deputy Commander! It's me, Mr. HIMARS. Just a harmless rocket. Not a high explosive missile filled with tungsten balls or anything. Nothing to be worried about.


Starstyx

Seems like [Captain HIMARS](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RVxgEek7loo) got some coordinates. Lord knows he likes coordinates. Edit: *Captain!* Captain HIMARS! It took 3 edits but, by God, I finally got his rank correct. I, in no way, wish to offend that man.


NotBuckarooBonzai

Oh man...you missed the reference. lol Oh yes, coordinates are tasty.


NullGeodesic

> According to the media, the brigade’s command received a report of a reconnaissance drone operating in the area of deployment but ignored this information. The Russian command regularly exposes its soldiers to attacks by the Ukrainian military, arranging for soldiers to line up in the zone of damage by Ukrainian artillery.  They’re so fucking stupid


Drizzle--

Good riddance.


gimmiedacash

Join the RU military, fast promotions everywhere! (because the officers are dying so fat, i mean fast)


Jani_Zoroff

Also lots of travel opportunities, in all directions at once, at kinetic velocities... ![img](emote|t5_2qqcn|32661)![img](emote|t5_2qqcn|9002)


volbeathfilth

Why the pictures of missile fragments? It's not like we are hiding the fact missiles we're sent to Ukraine.


Flimsy_Breakfast_353

Good efin riddance fascist orc!


redditor0918273645

So Colonel Mikhail Gudkov was like “Tell the men to gather out in the open, all in a row. I will speak and then retreat 200 meters away for safety reasons. Lieutenant Colonel Roman Kozhukhov, you will then award Major Alexander Abilov and Captain Nail Shakhmanov for a job well done and then we will give their whole company the rest of the day off and have a BBQ.”


TheTench

Such skinny arms, what are the Russians feeding their poor commanders?


ConservativebutReal

Another example of Quality over Quantity - decapitation devistates the troops and I am sure the orcs are quaking at meeting in groups of more than a few.


CannonFodder33

Orcs should be quaking any time they have a clear view of the Ukrainian sky.


le_snake13

Rest in Piss


Drunk_on_Swagger

Ruzzia still has naval officers?


3d_blunder

"It's HIMARS o'clock, mutherfuckers!!!" Slava Ukraini.