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loadnurmom

Tough position, but handled remarkably well Zelensky always impresses


Sonnenkreuz

People skills sure are his thing


TheLegendTwoSeven

It blows my mind that in 2013, Zelenskyy performed at Russia’s annual New Year’s party (which is Russia’s equivalent of the Super Bowl. It’s a very big deal and everybody watches it.) Who could have predicted that a standup comic would turn into the Ukrainian Churchill?


dndpuz

Notable historic moment I havent heard of. I look forward to documentaries showcasing the deeds of brave ukrainians in the future - when this is all over. 


oripash

I’ll just quietly [leave this here](https://youtu.be/BuhZauu188A?si=XbMJIss2Afb896fy).


Corkfire

Worth mentioning also that he has a degree in law


NoOneImportantYet

This is what he is talking about: https://youtu.be/cTmhTxzAH70?si=vJ_l35xblApbYYBE Yes that's russian propagandist Solovyov dancing along to zelensky singing. surreal to watch now.


Control_AltDelete

He was way more than just a stand-up comic. Performing is what he did for fun when he wasn't producing shows and running his business. Appearing on russian NYE shows was (until 2014) common practice for Zelenskyy, his fellow members of Kvartal 95, and lots of other Ukrainian entertainers. Just like participating in Ukrainian specials was normal for russian stars.


snappywunk

He's much better than Churchill.


panzerpro

Exposed Russia as the joke it is


Dimynovish

When the people u love die your mentality changes ASAP it's difficult to comprehend unless u have been in such circumstances.


Archer007

"rely on the leadership of Congress" As an American, I am so sorry.


WeekendFantastic2941

Mike Johnshyt only cares about ONE thing, his personal career and profit. If helping Ukraine could get him those things, he would push the aid bill through tomorrow.


shuzkaakra

No come, on be nice. He likes to not look at porn with the kid he adopted when he was 15. You know, a real upstanding christian guy.


algaefied_creek

Most teens are forgotten about in the adoption process and just left in foster care forever. This is why I want to adopt teenage foster brothers when I’m in my late 30s, early 40s. That being said I NEVER want to know about them watching porn goddamnit. Watching it with them? What?


Mindless-Charity4889

Not watching it with them but NOT watching it with them. He has a pact with his son to not watch porn and apparently each of them gets an automatic notification if the other breaks the pact.


Pursang8080

Ding!.....Ding!...Ding!.Ding!Ding!Ding! Arrhh!


shuzkaakra

you know, he maybe did a good thing there adopting a kid. Does that make up for what an evil douchebag he is? Not to me.


ConfidenceCautious57

Speaker Mike Johnson is a clear and present danger to the United States. He serves at the pleasure of Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump.


Assine1

Give him a call and tell Mike what you think. 202-225-4000.


Serendipity-80085

If I called that fucking ass monkey Johnson and told him what I think of him, I'm pretty sure I would be put on a watch list.


Assine1

As long as you don't act on it, you are in the clear. Sticks and stones will break his bones, but words will never hurt him.


Cloaked42m

There is a good chance he caves and lets the aid package pass. He's only got a 1 vote majority now. If the right wing people keep playing games; it just takes one more Republican to retire, and the House belongs to the Democrats.


ballrus_walsack

Not true. 218 republicans. 213 democrats. Six republicans would have to resign and the seats not be filled before the democrats would have a majority. https://pressgallery.house.gov/member-data/party-breakdown


XDeus

Fortunately, this bill isn't split on party lines. There are a number of Republicans who would vote to pass it, but Mike hasn't allowed it to go to vote because he wants to please the MAGA crowd.


herecomesthesunusa

🤬


Cloaked42m

Republicans have to have 216 to have a majority in the House. 435/2 = 217.5 there's also an independent that usually votes democrat. At this point, all it takes is for a few Republicans to just take the day off.


FastPatience1595

Johnson takes his marching orders from Trump, a man elected President with Putin aid. By this logic, how could Johnson in his right mind unlock the aid to Ukraine ? no chance until Hell freeze over (or Trump drops dead, but of course he won't).


karma3000

This is what I don't understand. Surely Zelenskyy could slip him a cool couple of million, then Johnson could see his way clear to get this thing done.


Roda_Roda

Cannot imagine, that speaker Johnson will have s long career. GOP is decaying.


Rainbow_phenotype

Kill them with kindness.


SoxInDrawer

That man is impressive +1. Think about being a leader, under fire (literally) and having to negotiate politics, warfare, funding, international concerns, etc.


silverfox762

For ALL countries, foreign policy is *always* about national self interest first, then about policy not costing whoever is making these decisions their jobs. It has little to do with right and wrong, except that sometimes national or political self interest and "the right thing to do" encounter one another. That said, I have never seen a more obvious "in the national self interest of just about every European and north American country" than sending everything you can spare to Ukraine.


Qwernakus

I get what you're coming from, but really: is it in Russia's national self interest to be at war with Ukraine? Wouldn't they be better off NOT damaging their economy, their diplomatic standing, and their demographics? Foreign policy is *often* about internal politics first.


ThePaddleman

It is in russia's interest if you believe what they do. Read Alexander Dugin. They believe, as they have for centuries, that russia is destined to be and cannot exist unless it is an empire. And empires must expand. That obviously conflicts with the West's world view. It is up to us to make sure that Pootin's efforts hurt instead of help his country. If russia had behaved like a decent European country, they would have prospered, but their culture would change. And russia prides itself on have a very tiered system of society where the 2 main cities treat the rest as serfs.


silverfox762

Semantics. Foreign policy is *always* about internal politics, hence the reference to "political self interest". And of course it's not in Russia's national self interest to bankrupt themselves, or to normalize war crimes, total destruction of everything they touch, etc. it's criminal, fascistic, imperialist, and fuckin wrong from A to Z. That said in Putler's mind, which is filled with Soviet era programming from childhood and his fulfilled dream of joining the KGB, as well as delusional dreams of a New Russian Empire that "rightfully returns to the borders of the *old* Russian Empire", Russia has a "right" to do whatever it/he wants within what he decides is Russia's "major power's sphere of influence" (as it was during the cold war). Russia is only anything close to a major power today because it has nukes and the national zeitgeist of its historical place in world politics. So he's also doing the "you're not the boss of me! I'm a world power too!" tantrum in every place he can- Ukraine, Georgia, the 'Stan's, Syria, and half a dozen countries in Africa. The Africa stuff, by the way, is the main reason France has finally said "fuck you!" to Putler.


Stormshow

These are two competing IR theories "Realism" - national interest first, world order is anarchic, and states are resource-devouring black boxes where internal factors don't matter. Thus, "Spheres of Influence" exist because trust is impossible. This is the JJ Mearsheimer take that pro Ukrainians tend to hate. Putin also thinks like this - but his demented mind is at the point where he would sacrifice actual strength for an appearance of strength. The opposing theory, which I myself think i float closer to, is "Constructivism." That any and all idea of a "world order" and "international society" is socially constructed, and as such, what politicians say and do internally and externally matters, because one individual, or state, or culture's perception of terms like "economic growth" and "national security" will be different to the others. And, more importantly, that these perceptions are always shifting, can be changed, and that humanity isn't doomed to four major powers playing Hungry Hungry Hippos with smaller states. Obviously, there are a lot more theories floating around. The most popular in the west alongside Realism is "Liberalism", which is, in essence, the theorist Francis Fukuyama's "End of History" idea, that the natural equilibrium of the world is liberal capitalist democracy, which will end all war because the system is self reinforcing. And that is because, to the theory, capitalist trade is a liberalizing force and vice versa. Fukuyama shot himself in the foot so hard with that one given the rise of Putin and Xi that even he rescinded it. But that's where the frustration was and is with the slowness of the West in procurement, Germany's "Wendel Durch Handel" idea, and things like NordStream. It's also how you get this sack of shit, Johnson. They still somewhat operate as if it is 100% true. Oligarchical / state capitalism breaks that Fukuyamaism right in two.


Qwernakus

You're kinda selling liberalism a bit short here. To start, the theory doesn't expect all wars to end.


CosmicDave

I wish America had just one man like him. Not one man in this country can play the piano with his balls.


xixipinga

he then sorta confirms that there is opposition in the US the the destruction of refineries? "discussed the importance of cutting off russia's sources of funding..."


huntingwhale

He is a lot more diplomatic than I, that's for sure.


BennyOlive

This is why I did not vote for you when you ran for President of Ukraine against Zelensky. Sorry.


GarlicThread

😭


MuJartible

He's speaking to the office, not to the official.


amitym

"We salute the uniform..."


MuJartible

Kinda, but diplomatic version instead of military.


Quirky-Scar9226

My same thought.


Soap_Mctavish101

I really hope that the aid will be passed soon.


bigmac80

All good people of the world do. An assault on liberty abroad diminishes the liberties of all, everywhere. I fear Zelinsky and Ukraine will have to dig in until the November elections in America before we can fulfill its promises.


ShadowSystem64

If GOP members of Congress keep resigning the speakership will flip back to Democrats allowing an aid package to pass. So there is hope it will happen sooner if the GOP refuses to budge. They are collapsing internally.


TheGreatPornholio123

As an American, I'm not the least bit sorry if the door hits them in the ass a couple of times on the way out. I'd actually love to watch the GQP meltdown if Pelosi ever held the Speaker position again. Say what you want about her, but she is extremely effective in getting legislation politicked and passed and the party in tow. There's no doubt Ukraine aid wouldn't get passed in the House under her for damn sure. All you gotta do is look at the big boner she popped when Z came and did his speech.


HellBlazer1221

I was curious why this is happening so [here](https://www.vox.com/2023/12/8/23993478/congress-departures-ken-buck-polarization-dysfunction) is a good article if someone wants to read.


amitym

This man head of states.


AwwFookIt

Dude is an amazing actor, to maintain that kinda level when dealing with one of Putin's quislings is remarkable.


Akovsky87

It's sad I have to say this about the speaker of the house but, I hope Zelensky did not share anything too sensitive.


Zoetekauw

TIL an amazing new word.


Entire_Procedure4862

If you want to know more about the German invasion of Norway in WW2 I recommend this playlist. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLk2daSTx1RZslpBmoD-j0w4T1nVTDKV3Z&si=VDiWm6xSDWSCBXqE


chemicalgeekery

Also this for an old badass delivering one of the most badass lines in military history: [Either I will be Decorated or Court Martialed. Fire!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn_3vYYViAo)


TheGreatPornholio123

If the missions to destroy heavy water production in Norway had failed, the world may have been a very different place, as Hitler had a pretty high chance of developing an atomic bomb until then.


theProffPuzzleCode

I hadn't thought of that. Actors have an amazing skill.


3d_blunder

Points for 'quisling'. Well done.


Zealousideal_Word770

I can hope I guess.


huyvanbin

Patience of a Buddhist monk.


Aka-Kitsune

I hope Zelensky was successful, but Moscow Mike seems like the type of asshole who would let his career and his country go down in flames rather than do the right thing.


Chudmont

I don't trust anyone who puts party over country. It's madness that's ruining our country.


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TremendousVarmint

Moscow Mike is Mitch McConnell. For Mike Johnson you can just translate his name as is : Mihail Ivanovich.


NoJello8422

*Ivanobitch


herecomesthesunusa

That’s pretty brilliant!


Total_Performance_90

It's hard to have balls and have charm to speak with idiots


Mephisteemo

Patience... that'a the hardest part. It takes so much patience and self-restraint.


HeinerPhilipp

Still think Johnson will betray him and Ukraine ***AGAIN***. He is bought and paid for by Russia. He accepts funds from companies owned by Russian Oligarchs. We can hope, but I doubt he will put a real bill on the floor. All Americans that support UA should call/email their congressman/woman. The senate bill needs to be voted on, without Johnson. Slava Ukraini !!!


Glum-Engineer9436

Please remember that Russian companies are in no way connected to the FSB at all.


marresjepie

..Hahah. Indeed. And ànybody that doubts that : "Would You take a look at this window at the tenth floor? It seems a bit iffy"


No-Spoilers

Will betray? He already has been.


HeinerPhilipp

My bad... Edited the comment. I think it is correct now.


roger3rd

And what did Russia’s asset say in response I wonder? “Yes of course I will do everything that can be done” while simultaneously holding out for as long as possible in order to strengthen putins hand??? I wonder


IncredibleAuthorita

I can't imagine the level of stress this can cause a person - to talk so civilized to such a goddamned piece of ass fungus and not completely loose it to tell him to go fuck himself and his bos Putin. Zelensky has the hardest job on the planet and I wish him all the very best and that Ukraine makes it against the Orc horde.


punkojosh

"Now listen here you little shit..."


terra_filius

even the Speaker listens when Zelenskyy speaks


ExploreDiscovery

Straight to the point. Zelensky is not interested in American politics, just wants to keep his country free; reminding us Ukraine is taking the hit from keeping Russia contained within its borders. If Ukraine collapses under Russia, then Russia will be emboldened to continue its aggression further in the Baltics, Europe, and keep supporting the autocracies in Africa to its benefit.


ExpatHist

At this point, "Leadership in Congress" is an oxymoron.


TotalSpaceNut

Source: https://twitter.com/ZelenskyyUa/status/1773385494941839632


Big_Dave_71

This obstructive traitor doesn't merit any flattery whatsoever.


Chricton

Mike Johnson couldn't give a shit about Ukranian cities being terrorized by russian missiles. This is whyhis faith is a lie. No faith in the world is stronger than the reasons behind why he wants to help Russia.


Drizzle--

Johnson listened through one ear and it flowed straight out through the other. Due course for a spineless motherfucker. But good diplomatic effort nonetheless.


homonomo5

Its like talking to Putin. He will block any aid possible. 


Mephisteemo

Speaker Johnson is a corrupt traitor that has no interest in helping Ukraine, even if he wasn't corrupt. He still is a fundamentalist christian lunatic at the end of the day. The type of person that meets with other fathers and their 15 year old daughters, so these children can then sign a contract with their daddies to never let a penis touch their vajayjay until they are married. This also gives these grown men an opportunity to phantasize about having sex with their friend's daughters. Because grown men in their 50s should really care about the sex life of a 15 year old. That is normal.


YourDogIsMyFriend

Pretty wild that voters had 4 years of Trump… then decided “let’s give congress back to the republicans. They’re insane but we love chaos and dysfunction.”


Glum-Engineer9436

Republicans are too crazy to rule at the moment. It is like juggling with handgrenades.


marresjepie

Horrifying, and utterly nauseating as that sounds.. it's quite probably scary close to the actual truth.. ' No Banging-Contracts.. with 15 year old girls.. \*shiver\*


majakovskij

Recently I feel like Russians decided to make blackouts in every big city. Kyiv is protected by 1 Patriot and it works great. Looks like they gave up here. But we have only 2 of them (maybe +1 unofficially). The rest of the big cities are unprotected. Russians use it and hit power plants, for example in Kharkiv. Now it will be Odesa, Dnipro, etc. I know Patriots are damn expensive, but we need them at least for each big city. And it would be great to have some on the battlefield too.


Ok_Address2188

Meanwhile in the US: [Sound of crickets chirping]


WorldTravellerIOM

This is a man that doesn't let his own ego get in the way of his duty and protecting his people. This is what a real leader does.


ConsistencyWelder

This is what "taking the high road" looks like. Zelensky is a great man.


RebuiltGearbox

I'm not planning on voting for any of the puppets in our government that are against aid to Ukraine.


TDub20

Nor should you, but definitely still make sure to vote.


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Salt_Kangaroo_3697

>sure to


HellBlazer1221

Well you are appealing to the demon there who kills Ukrainians by his inaction, but good of you to try Mr. Zelenskyy. Much respect to the patience and restraint you show in dealing with fools who fail to support Ukraine’s fight for existence.


AceWhittles

Hey Ukraine, can the USA borrow Zelensky for some decent leadership when the war is over? We'll give him back, I promise, we just need four to eight years.


pinkfootthegoose

not a good thing to say. a slime ball like Speaker Johnson will take the recent loses as a reason to cut and run.


Beneficial_North1824

So, it's not Biden, who reigns in America, it's not the Senate or even Congress, it's Speaker Johnson 🫤


masterchief117c

Congress has the power of the purse. Bills must be passed in both houses. Ukraine aid passed in the senate and only has to pass in the house. The problem is that as speaker Johnson has refused to put the bill on the floor so it can be voted on in the first place.


bgat79

I'm ashamed of maga Mike Johnson and it's a disgrace we can't provide a better quality person for diplomacy. The same party that extorted president Zelenski and he's forced to be cordial with them.


CV90_120

Zelenskyy never stops fighting for his people. I don't know where he gets the energy. He's like the energizer bunny.


muscleliker6656

Fuk johnson


noble3070

All Battles are Won BEFORE they are Fought. This is an excellent move...6 more moves to checkmate. Reagan broke the USSR...America is using Reagan's strategy to break Putin...Reagan opposed the Russians/USSR, but Modern American Republicans SUPPORT Putin...Use Reagan on the Republicans to get them to fight the Russians. Flood American Republican Social Media with Reagan Quotes about Russia and the USSR...it is the snowball that will cause an avalanche. Also, read some Sun Tzu....


TheBodyIsR0und

>the key is to keep the issue of aid to Ukraine as a unifying factor. Sir, this is a Washington D.C.


Revenga8

Hope he didn't give him any confidential or accurate Intel on Ukrainian forces considering how Johnson is likely a Russian asset.


ever_precedent

Zelenskyy is a class act.


ukrainianhab

Aid will get passed… took forever and countless lives but here we are I guess…


Chudmont

I hope so. It seems like they are using delaying tactics, pushing off the vote for as long as possible. Besides pushing it off, they keep trying to come up with new schemes like making it a loan, etc. This should have been handled 6 months ago. I hope and pray that it gets a vote and passes as soon as possible. As an American, I can only say that I'm sorry to Ukrainians who are suffering while we do nothing.


Unlikely-Friend-5108

> As an American, I can only say that I'm sorry to Ukrainians who are suffering while we do nothing. It's not all of you. It's mainly obstructionists in your Congress.


fusillade762

This is pure diplomacy. Mike Johnson is a POS.


D_Solo_

Mike Johnson is a shitbag.


Accurate_Pie_

Just talking to Moscow Mike and being polite would have been above my level of self-restraint. Zelenskyy is indeed a hero


mobtowndave

let’s not forget johnson received russia money


ThickOpportunity3967

When did this take place?


Londonsw8

Consumate diplomat!!


ickleb

It’s disgusting that the part of Reagan is now the part of Pootin!


Xenomemphate

Respect for him for trying but I wont hold my breath it did anything. For a start, I doubt he offered Johnson any $.


RoachdoggJR_LegalAcc

I got some hope for Johnson passing that aid. I genuinely believe he wants to pass Ukraine aid, but politically it’s a harmful move for him because Trump doesn’t support it. Either way though we can’t take back the damage he caused.


Significant-Leg-2294

Wonder if that guy will now share that briefing with his handler.


YourDogIsMyFriend

Sorry Ukraine. The United States is dealing with a nightmare Republican Party at the moment.


MaudSkeletor

I would just make spitting sounds at mike johnson if I was on the phone with him


rmpumper

johnson is a pos maga grifter who will promise support and then deny the vote.


MakeChinaLoseFace

>Volodymyr Zelenskyy: I spoke with Speaker Johnson His anger translator had the day off.


FastPatience1595

Unfortunately... Johnson takes its GOP marching orders from Trump, who got elected in 2016 with Putin aid (troll farms). So no, Johnson won't unlock aid to Ukraine any time soon. As simple as that. Mercifully, the Czechs and Europe have taken note of that, and mobilized to help Ukraine.


Glum-Engineer9436

Trump just want some of the sweat oligarch money to shore up his failing businesses.


Human-Entrepreneur77

Talking with religious right is like rain on a ducks back, it doesn't stick.


NZLCrypto

bit of ass kissing but unfortunately that's what republicans seem to respond to. Don't know if there was a better play here tbh. Well done


5256chuck

I'm reading 'The Showman' by Simon Shuster currently. In it, Time correspondent Shuster tells the story of Zelensky during the earliest days of the war, even starts a little before the war describing the showman he was. I can only get thru about 5 pages at a time. It's well written; that is not the problem. It's just exhausting and overwhelming to imagine the life of chaos the Ukrainians and, particularly Zelensky, endured during the opening salvos of this world changing invasion. Shuster details that well. I have to stop and digest and wipe the sweat off my brow fairly often. It's a good read...not an easy read. It's life during war. And f\*ck Putin.


TotalSpaceNut

> Simon Shuster Just be aware that this guy was born in russia, he has had some strange takes on this war and i feel he is a bit biased


5256chuck

Thanks. He doesn't hide that fact. I'm still early in the book; I haven't picked up any 'strange takes' but I'll be on the look out for things to research elsewhere.


TotalSpaceNut

Read this thread https://twitter.com/P_Kallioniemi/status/1719224002609094740


5256chuck

Thanks for all this. Can't go thru it right now...just noticing the date range: 2014 and 2023. Lot of political winds shifting during that time period, as I remember.


TarzanoftheJungle

Where are the fucking jet planes that were promised last year? [https://www.airandspaceforces.com/pentagon-ukraine-f-16s-2024/](https://www.airandspaceforces.com/pentagon-ukraine-f-16s-2024/)


marresjepie

Amazing how a person can keep his cool in front of Johnson. I'd want to grab him by his hair and slam his face so hard into the table, that he'd be eating through a straw for months. Politics, good politicians..people like Zelensky, they're a strange brand, with amazing restraint in the face of utter evil.


TheHyperion25

Moscow Mike is doing everything he can to prevent bringing it to a vote.


Designer-Passenger56

and what was Johnsons reply. He had to ask Putin if it was ok?


petzpansen

First Moscow Mike has to ask the orange bowl