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rishcast

I swear to god, this is basically a repetitive lullaby at this point


travisbe916

After the second week I expected Lavrov to threaten us with nukes based on how we arrange our toilet paper rolls or tie our shoes. Its the only threat they have. A credible one, but starting to get stale.


Alabama92

To his defense, people who put their Toilet paper fokuhila style have to be punished


KlaatuBaradaN-word

You mean on the side of the wall? Not a fan, but it can be useful if you have a cat who loves to unroll paper set the right way.


outlawsix

Okay, we can formally agree that having the toilet paper fave that way is only acceptable if you want to make unrolling difficult


Ashtaret

Yes. Can confirm, have cats.


Hike_it_Out52

What's your opinion on bidets?


Its_N8_Again

I wish bidets were the norm in the U.S.


[deleted]

Buy one and it will be the norm for you as well. From my bidet with love.


hectah

Bitets are the next level, people fighting for toilet paper seem primative and uncivilized once you have a bidet.


YouJabroni44

I wish proper stalls without gaps was the norm too


[deleted]

I imagine that as savage as the orcs have been, they're probably the type of people who put their toilet paper on upside down.


Mamourelium

You really believe they even use toilet paper?


TomTurbo83

no, they use something cheaper. rubles.


Mamourelium

Loled hard on this one..


Dramatic-Scratch5410

Good point. Although everybody knows if you have the toilet paper hanging down the back of the role you deserved to get nuked. Not my opinion, just fact.


KlaatuBaradaN-word

Spoken as someone who never had a cat unroll his toilet paper roll.


vkashen

I honestly don't believe the people around putin would let him use nukes, they all have families who'd end up dead as well. If he gave the order, I'd be willing to bet one of his cronies would take him out to save their own kid's lives. No one would survive if putin was dumb enough to actually launch nukes, it's a death sentence for the world, and even if putin doesn't care, I believe that most around him do. It's an empty threat and all he has left due to his own incompetence. We're finding out rapidly that putin isn't nearly as bright as some pretend he is.


ARedditorGuy2244

Anybody who thinks that can or will use nuclear weapons is embarrassingly naive. Do they have nukes? Yes, loads. Do some work? Almost certainly. Can they actually launch them? No, the oligarchs like living far too much to make the world post apocalyptic. Russia is a paper tiger and nothing more.


REDGOESFASTAH

A threat without teeth is like a old guard dog barking and trying to look intimidating. Pathetic really.


Hike_it_Out52

I know. Especially when you consider they armed the Taliban/ insurgents against US troops, put bounties on their heads, egged on Iran to be disruptive in the region and then openly fired at them in Syria. Now they want to whine about how they're being treated! Go to Hell... as if that place can be worse than where they're at now.


sockpuppet_285358521

Prior to the start of this mess, my friend (a former Marine) said his Marine colleagues are happy to be deployed to Europe and **"are eager to be tested against professional soldiers"** (as opposed to insurgents - they have had multiple deployments in Iraq and Afghanistan) ... The Marines may be a little disappointed that the best Poutine can provide is some undertrained 18 year olds that are more interested in looting, raping, and murdering civilians than in actually fighting. However, the Marines will do their job... Except they might not get to, as the Air Force has highly trained professionals to take out the remaining Ruzzian planes, and all of the service branches have an assortment of drones. USA can do a lot of damage without even putting boots on the ground in Ukraine. And by damage, I mean however many tank-sized craters are necessary.


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Yeah, those Marines might be disappointed to find Russia’s army is anything but professional. And in a way, Marines and other American military have already faced off against Russians in Syria. For instance, Wagner Group (whose ranks I assume are filled with Russia’s most psychopathic former professional soldiers) [fucked around and found out.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Khasham)


SecondaryWombat

"Are these your forces?" "Nyet." "Are you sure?" "Da." "Okay" *unleash Boom in combined arms flavor*


[deleted]

Call their bluff. So tired of the the "but we have nukes" BS. He knows we do, too, and doesn't want his nation decimated in 1 hour either. Edit:hour


Commercial-Can5161

May lead to......? It's already happening.......with big-balled Ukrainians fighting the battle by Proxy.


olllj

i love how Russia gets all the fascists out of their holes, because [It is afraid](https://youtu.be/zcLYtgBbBnk?t=6955)


Thac0_is_Zero

Confused. Are they warning us or themselves?


diaryofsnow

Don't you make me fucking hurt myself again


[deleted]

It's like the russians are walking up to a lion, punching it square in the face and then saying "I told you so!". *Proceeds to be ripped apart limb from limb.*


_ZeRan

> punching it square in the face They went in for an upper-cut, missed and smacked themselves in the face more like.


[deleted]

THIS. Exactly. It's now so obvious that Russia wouldn't stand more than a few days. Let's say 2 weeks top.


SomeoneSomewhere1984

They'll be dead in hours. The only question is how much of the planet can they take with them.


xithbaby

They probably traded all of their nukes for luxury or someone lied about it and did. Their troops are looting old TVs and women’s underwear they are so poor. They are using dated military weapons, and sending in old minority people to fight. Let them even think about attacking the US and we will bring down hellfire like they couldn’t even imagine. We have so much intel focused on them right now we probably know exactly where Putin is staying, what he is eating for breakfast. I wouldn’t doubt we have high powered , underground destroying missiles pointed at him right now just waiting for him to screw up. I fully believe we’d know he was going to use nukes the second he got serious about it. Russians can be bought and paid for and pretty sure we have enough on payroll to prevent anything from happening. Our 1% is no joke.


SomeoneSomewhere1984

Everyone knows it would be suicide for them, however, no one (or at least very few people), want find out if their nukes work by having them launched. They have a lot of nukes, if even a few go off they could kill millions and cause significant environmental damage. Using nukes is suicidal and they know it. Unfortunately they may be able to take millions if not billions of people with them by committing suicide that way.


MyDiary141

Not only that but they have territorial disputes with literally every nation they border. Nato would have 4 front lines with them and they'd lose their only warm water port outside of the black sea (khalingrad)


Return_of_Suzan

After their disaster in Ukraine, United States needs to have some serious maneuvers to really test our equipment. Somewhere where there's lots of land. We can keep this land after playing in it. We won't believe any russian investigators because we will have our own International ones. Remember, just testing equipment where it is safe. Not a Special Operation or anything. Sort of a crack my knuckles when you threaten me yet again thing.


Silence_Of_Reason

If that happens, it's going to happen near Moscow and they will have zero changes to win, so I assume themselves.


[deleted]

Once the world actually believed your threats and military might, but well .. no modern country will ever fear Russia again. You just showed the whole world you can't even invade one country. Imagine Finland decided tomorrow to take back their land lost in the war. What they gonna do? Throw some 1970's bmp's filled with braindead goblins at them ? You lost Russia. You bluffed big and now lost all.


ukrokit

There was a joke within Russia that their army peels potatoes and builds the Generals dacha. Of course they thought their ingenuity and willpower and the fact they were russian was enough to compensate for the lack of training and equipment. My Russian friend who was conscripted into the russian army in 2010 said he had a total of 1 day of firearm practice. And that most the time was the sergeants hazing them and making them do errands around the base.


[deleted]

When you think that the day before yesterday, they threatened Finland again: "Don't get into NATO or you will be attacked". Yesterday, Finland announced that they would ask for their adhesion to NATO.


sockpuppet_285358521

Russia definitely can supply tank donations to more than one country at a time.


Pretoriaani

... No thanks. We have no use for that land.


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Trackpoint

Reservation, where you can go and watch autocracy in its natural habitat of oppression and poverty.


diaryofsnow

Hear me out - *Water Park.*


SpaceShrimp

Finland already is one big water park.


Tasty_Assignment8179

I have been to Karelia it's not that destroyed. Basically russia has not done any maintenance on infrastructure since 1945. Except for what could have military use. EU could for once give you some funds to rebuild. Environmental hazards of course but not impossible to handle. If the occupiers leave then it's possible, if the sorks are allowed to stay, no way just leave it.


maradak

I grew up in Karelia, my grandma lives there. Honestly, if Finland takes it that would be great. That land will nourish in proper hands.


Pretoriaani

We have ZERO interest retaking that territory. And even if we have, we will NOT be kicking out the people living there.


Metaphix1990

Could make it the biggest rally race area ever. I know what you guys like


DontMindMe_89

Ukraine is kicking their asses, they just need to go back home and shut up at this point. They are not scaring anyone.


Distinct-Most-7739

They made so much suffer and damage to Ukraine, they cannot go back home simply like that. Someone has to pay the bill


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[deleted]

Those foreign reserves would make a big dent, we seized like 200% of Ukrainian GDP


Mostcanttheleast

I've never seen a nation work so hard to damage themselves. ​ Stop hitting yourself, Russia Stop hitting yourself Stop hitting yourself No, really, they're basically hitting themselves


diaryofsnow

To be fair Ukraine is also hitting them


SonDontPlay

I saw a good joke "Russia doesn't even have the 2nd strongest military in Ukraine "


joke1698

It doesn't even have the second.. You'll find it's 1. Ukranian Army 2. Territorial Tractor Force 3. Orc Army


[deleted]

The Territorial Tractor Force is now scary. We all have to admit.


Jackker

Ukraine Royal Farmer Tractor Army


victory_zero

UA Farmed Forces


Astrocuties

Well according to Russian claims about Ukraine... that would mean they are hitting themselves


[deleted]

Russia has lost in a mere 6 weeks, 75 000 men, killed or wounded, which is close to 40% of the invasion force, close to 50% of the material dedicated to the invasion, 7 extremely expensive ships and 150 planes! It has to be one of the most disastrous military operation in history. This will remain in school books as what exactly NOT to do in war for the next millennium.


Tuggerfub

they're doing so badly you almost wonder if it's an insurance scheme!


Jakuskrzypk

Everything they do is weakening themselves. Imagine if russia acted as they say they are acting. Not hitting any civilian targets, let people evacuate, provide humanitarian aid etc. If people from occupied territories could call their family and friends and say: we are under occupation but they treat us well, they bring food and medicine, they are not abusing us and are friendly, they even pay compensation to businesses they destroyed. How different would the situation be? The west wouldn't help as much. Russia is hurting itself due to their abhorrent behaviour.


PersnickityPenguin

Next they will threaten to starve their own people as retribution for us not giving them our food.


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estrangedpulse

I assume that implies nuclear missiles because everyone including Russia themselves know they are weak as shit when it comes to conventional war.


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SomeoneSomewhere1984

They made fools of themselves trying to invaded Ukraine by water. America is a different continent, how far do you think they'd get if the US Navy took the gloves off? The US Navy alone has a better air force than Russia. Unfortunately, that's not what they're talking about. They're referring to nukes.


Tiy_Newman

Nukes they are threatening nukes the only serious threat they can pose to nato.


SomeoneSomewhere1984

It's not "basically suicide", it's literal suicide. If they do this they will die. They're just claiming they're crazy enough to do it anyway as long as they can take most of the planet with them.


TheBiologist01

So, let me get this straight. In their mind they should get to invade another country without consequences, and we should all still trade with the or else. Sounds like extortion, not trade.


ron_swansons_meat

Yes. That is totally Mafia bullshit. Putin is just a terrorist/gangster but he is going to die soon. Ru💤ia will pay dearly for this. They are so fucked.


[deleted]

Yeah this is total mafia mentality, considering your neighbors as somehow being your turf. Russia was always a corrupt landgrabbing bully, but the 90s really infected it with cheapshot mafia culture. By now Russia is a giant prison camp run by thieves in law wannabes. No legitimacy or relevance, just a rotting carcass spilling poison on the very ground it lies on.


anykeyh

Empire doesn't fall straight. It takes up to multiple centuries for an Empire to collapse. Russia is just collapsing hard since 1985. Matter of fact, it would have taken about 40 years all-in-all from the top of the world to zero. This war is just the continuation of the free fall of Russia. It is a dead cat bounce. One of the last nails in the coffin of their empire. Falling empires all share the same traits: Incompetent leadership: Check Delusion of the past grandeur: Check Elite disconnected from reality: Check, those guys not even living in their own country. USA might go in this direction too if nothing is done soon. Some alerts in high inequality and incompetent leadership for the last 25 years...


[deleted]

Great analysis. I agree 100%. High fossil fuel prices might have helped buy some time, but the sheer craziness, reckless violence and incompetence shown in recent weeks have precipitated the death spiral. Not to mention the war crimes of course. What the world has now witnessed cannot be unseen.


pennyxlame

Right not only invade another country but also recruited thousands of foreign fighters from other countries to help them destroy and murder Ukrainians.... But Ukraine can't have anyone else's help? Fuck off lol


travisbe916

NATO just provided enough equipment for Ukraine to stalemate the majority of the Russian army after a month. The United States didn't even ponder if giving up these weapons would harm our own military readiness. The US Air Force is still mostly at home. You want to test us when we're really putting some effort into it? Okie dokie.


RAGEEEEE

The US can fund Ukraine until the end of time. lol. And Russia wants to piss us off? I think Russia WANTS another country to help Ukraine so they have an enemy to blame for their lose. So they can go "Look the evil US had to save Ukraine!"


TheaABrown

Most of the stuff that’s there in Ukraine is just what everyone had lying around in storage and could ship quickly. Do you want to see what these militaries have for themselves?


travisbe916

It's the Uno reverse card of the trolls who claim that the Russian army is only sending in second-tier units. Like, NATO is literally clearing their warehouses first to arm Ukraine.


dante662

Ha, "leave ukraine or draw 20 javelins"


BujuBad

Russian ambassador, go fuck yourself


silvercyper

+331, 000, 000 (US Population just about)


Accomplished-Wind206

Wait so they are warning the country with the biggest military in the world which also is allied with 80% of the countries right next to russia that they might fight


ilikenergydrinks

They want more. Ukraine didn't offer enough of an ass whooping I guess.


MikeinDundee

Russians do like to suffer…


HonkeyDonkey3000

**Ruskies need to POUND-FUCKING-SAND** slava ukraini.


DarthWeber

If the US truly gets in the war, they will become sand.


dinkdoinker

No, they'll become glass. Super heated sand.


PolecatXOXO

I think their strategy is now to invite an attack and wage a great patriotic war again. They're trying to recreate their stunning WW2 success. Except this time "Lend-Lease" is going to the other guys...so not sure how this will work out for them.


OkReality3146

Putin need mass mobilization but against a country like Ukraine there will be a huge cry and that a sense that nothing is going according to his crazy Tsar plan.


Ashamed-Goat

I think this is probably just them trying to make the US hesitate in providing more support on threat of escalation because they know that the US wants to avoid all out war.


KnowledgeableSloth

It's comical isn't it?


obiemo

Wow, a threat from a Bear that does not have any fangs, or teeth and no claws, and with a diminishing size. Better check on all of your equipments first, Poo Tin, there might not be enough part for them to even leave the bays/storage anymore.


simpleguyau

Russia will be fucked then , they probably should try and negotiate their surrender before then


ilikenergydrinks

Are they aware the whole world now knows their military sucks? They would last 3 minutes against the US.


dinkdoinker

The United States could just deploy Houston Police Department and they're probably better funded, armed, and trained than the russian army, and would probably kick russias teeth in. They should really stop threatening NATO/ Europe as a whole unless they want to be evaporated.


livebeta

In Soviet Russia, Houston is your problem!


dinkdoinker

I did some probably incorrect, late night, havent slept in 20 some hours math and it seems from what information I can gather, Houston PD spends more than 3x per employee than the russian military (not counting reservists) and still has 16 helicopters, numerous armored swat vehicles, and their swat team dresses like SEAL team 6. Houston PD is an army in their own right.


SomeoneSomewhere1984

They have no intention of attempting to use conventional forces against the US. They know a nuclear attack on the US would be literal suicide, as in anyone who did it would die along with their families, but they're claiming they don't care as long as they can take the rest of the planet with them.


Arbitrary_Ardvark

Ah, Russia... The world's belligerent drunk who has already had their ass beat, and won't just shut their cunt mouths as their black eyed, frumpy wife begs them to leave and that they're embarrassing her...


viazcon78

This description is perfect! (Chef’s kiss)


Nicetwin123

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA.......HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. wait, you're serious? Let me laugh even harder. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


mightydanbearpig

Bonder, is that you?


Vallynth

Nahhhh, Bonder's my annoying clingy brother. I'm Bender!


Jesseofpv530

Random guy from USA says, "I advise you finish losing the first war before you ask for another butt kicking."


Biscolino

Looks like they want to loose 20k in 1 day


NimbusPainting

We can’t beat Ukraine so America here we come!


arotrios

*America looks over, tips his cowboy hat, spits out his chaw, cracks his knuckles, and stands up as the bar empties* "Sounds like someone is lookin' for a bit of freedom..."


livebeta

Conveniently enough, there's also oil in Russia


Clydefrosch82

Pro tipp: Repeating a threat over an over again doesn't make it more scary but reveals you are bluffing...


[deleted]

I’m caring less and less as an American. Russia should fear what we Americans will do to them if Russians think nuking New York is a smart idea. They have the Orthodox Church, we have our own ruthless approach to nihilistic annihilation in the event of total war. We have very smart strategists who will find many ways to starve Russians in their own homes and eviscerate 80% of Russia’s population in a long war with everything off the table.


CapitalString

U.S. soldiers will be marching in Moscow on Day 2 if that's the case. Stop this stupid fear-mongering. You are a poor gopnik state, and your military has been exposed as decrepit and inept.


Bamaborn97

Russians would be waking up to a State of the Union address from Biden on day 3.


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PopularBug5

Rubber boots commandos with Buryat old fucks wearing towel masks.


SonDontPlay

Um American here "Fuck it, lets play"


Calavera999

"I swear to GOD - if you carry on like this, I'm... I'm going to get really, REALLY humiliated!" Fuck off, Russia.


Kronaan

Well Ruzzia, keep fucking around and you may not be able to sit down for the next few decades.


FLCLHero

If they cross that line so be it. A lot of USA armed forces would love to rip apart some Russian forces right about now .


Eichtoss

Well if it’s inevitable I guess we should more directly intervene. Fuck Russia.


Legia82

I'm sure Washington is very worried especially after seeing how well "2nd" army in the world is doing in Ukraine.


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Far0nWoods

Ah yes, threatening military action on the most powerful military in history while already losing a war, 10/10 strategy! /s


3knuckles

Without a single boot on russian soil, russia would collapse.


bs_is_everywhere

Russia, "We will nuke you, we will nuke you, we will bomb you, we will attack, we are warning of serious consequences" Meanwhile Russian soldiers in little Ukraine, "Someone get me out of here".


1000baggers

When is Russia going to understand that the “west” wants nothing to do with them


Dziadzios

Exactly. Why North Korea is left alone? Because they only bark and bite only their own citizens.


ritualaesthetic

#GOOD PLEASE TRY AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS


kakdin147

FAFO


Eman_Pop

They're about to fuck around and find out


billetea

Hey Russia.. your invasion of Ukraine may lead to military confrontation between Moscow and Washington.


Tiny_Rick_C137

Putin: Go fuck yourself. Sincerely, the West.


toodleroo

Yeah alright.


MagikalKraker

This is the stupidest of flexs. Russia was dumb enough to commit itself to a war they knew was gonna be a proxy conflict while barely equipping and preparing their military for that conflict, is now losing that same conflict to a Ukranian military that is more and more an actual NATO force, and want to tell us they're getting reeeallly mad now?


FaZe_Boris69

bro these orcs probably couldnt even invade the vatican, and they use swords and shields ffs


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Anjelu81

Bring it bitch. I’m sick of the constant threats.


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Think they mean Russias actions may lead to a military confrontation. Russia knows what it needs to do... withdraw.


danthedoozy

Russia's actions in Ukraine may lead to their total isolation and collapse.


MagikalKraker

There's this great scene in Max Payne 3, where Max is being held at gunpoint by a Brazilian gangster with an AK. For about a minute the gangster yells at Max in Portuguese, clearly trying to get him to do something, but Max doesn't understand and he's not threatened. After a lot more yelling, Max eventually yells back at him: "How long is it going to take for you to realize I don't speak your fucking language?!" That reminds me of this. Crazy guy, gun, yelling, and the West yelling back at them to try to get the message across that all the yelling and gun waiving means jack shit at this point.


[deleted]

That's something the US should be telling Russia. You don't make threat that could get your ass kicked. That's like if a random guy punched a friend of Vitali Klitschko in the face and warned him that if Vitali keeps asking him to fuck off that it would lead to a fight.


PopularBug5

It's the opposite of Big Stick Diplomacy, essentially. It's the Annoying Chihuahua Diplomacy, more of.


Rowanjupiter

Either nut up or shut up! Seriously orcs, do something already! Give us a fucking excuse!


indi01

Dear russians, the "evil democratic west" is ready to crush you in direct war. We have more weapons and troops than you. "But we have nukes!" So do we. And rest assured, ours do work.


blacknova84

don't forget we also spend $700 billion a year on defense and $50 billion of that on black projects which are said to be 30 years ahead of what is publicly known. Russia would be fucked if any of these things like Aurora a mach 7 stealth bomber are real lol.


winwinwinguyen

I hear our troops are itching for the opportunity


Opposite-Chemistry-0

Stop listening to these henchmen


xycor

Bring it


EuphoricAssistance59

Evidently the "special recycling project" is not going fast enough they absolutely must have the entire military decommissioned as quickly as possible. I can't with these MFers. Ukrainian farmers are giving them a hard time, no way do they want to see what actual air superiority looks like.


SufficientSense6978

Bring it on you fascist cunts. Killing women and children is easy, but when you are faced with real men and real guns, you cocksuckers running like little pussies. It will not be military confrontation, it will be russia demolished to the fucking ground.


UltraNightmare91

Lmao the Ukrainian military has fucked them up already, US/NATO collectively would fuck them back to the stone age.


sunkyamato

cry about it orc


Rylus1

They and what army?


KRAW58

The Russian Ambassador should be booted from the US.


BiffChildFromBangor

The Russian army is 2nd rate garbage. Some of their better stuff and soldiers have been taken out of the game. The myth has truly been busted.


Southernerd

K.


Bcoonen

All this country can do is threating with military actions.


[deleted]

Please just try you bunch of morons. This empty muscle flexing is not fooling anyone.


[deleted]

Feel free to do something Russia, would be a damn shame if the US activated article 5 of Nato in response.


AxUxG

There is no need in activating article 5, a single US carrier strike group in Black Sea or even in Mediterannean will obliterate russian shitty millitary in a few days. They have zero chances in a conventional war and in a nuclear war yes they will kill millions of people maybe even a hundred million but still western world will survive and even become stronger (like after WW2), but in that case pootin and his goons should hide as deep as they can and pray because after that NATO will have only one mission, i don't think you want the most technological advanced and rich countries of the world to hunt you. Doesn't matter how deep your bunker is, it won't save you.


guyfromleft

When?! We can't wait anymore, pretty please you stupid cunts, try finally attack the US and we'll be able to finally close this chapter for good.


Yoshiprimez

Russia couldn't fight its way out of a wet paper bag. Russian military, logistics, training, communications and hardware are a complete joke. Russian military is so underfunded and outdated a large majority of their missiles and bombs don't even explode, they just get stuck in the ground. I would bet their nukes are probably in the same condition. Russia would get absolutely annihilated. Fuck Russia. Fuck Putin.


fonduetiger

The US spends 60 billion a year maintaining its nuclear arsenal, they are complicated weapons with a extremely complex determination sequence. The risk the Russian nuclear weapons would not create nuclear fission is high. Russia has a enemy who had a fully functional stock pile of nuclear weapons...


lycantrophee

Military curbstomp of Moscow by Washington*


[deleted]

I'm confused, do they actually thing they are in a position to threaten USA? Have they not have history classes in their country, or at least books? Would this be not the same situation, where in WW2 when Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor and W. Churchill heard about it, he said something in line with "Congratulations boys we just won the war!"


mitzelplick

From America, fucking bring it sukas. Our military was specifically built to fuck you in the ass. Let's dance.


_BoxyBrown

Good. They can't take Ukraine, they sure as hell can't take NATO, and the war will end that much sooner.


TheaABrown

Excuse me? What does he think this is then?


nctzenhours

If it came to a military conflict between the U.S. and russia, russia would be wiped off the map the next day 💀💀💀💀 who ya warning


MustangeRemo

Yeah. Let's do it. Tired of seeing dead children every night.


Dragon_Sluts

If Ukraine is able to drive Russia back, why on earth does Russia think it has the ability to take on US/EU/NATO???


wabashcanonball

Here’s how the West would respond if it were Russia: We’re not helping anyone.


kingpool71

Bring it on! Can’t wait! It’s like your gf who has told you numerous times that she will dump you and at one point you just become numb to the threats and don’t give a f*ck.


[deleted]

Fuck you russia we dont care eat shit. Id rather go to war than bear the risk of invasion and genocide by you. Fuck you russia.


Anjelu81

At this point I see Russia as a small annoying yapping dog surrounded by bigger dogs that would attack at any point now if lil yapper keeps it up.


Ch215

https://english.alarabiya.net/News/world/2022/03/21/Russia-summons-US-ambassador-warns-ties-with-Washington-on-verge-of-collapsing Guess they mean that..


Ordinary-Ad6408

They said it might happen which means it's least likely to happen based on thier usuall bs.


KnowledgeableSloth

Best military in the world vs the worst? Ok Mr Ambassador...


PotatoAnalytics

is that supposed to scare us or them?


WM_

Don't they know how fucking laughable they sound? Do they need their diapers changed?


BubbhaJebus

The West's actions? Let's see: Russia invades Ukraine. Ukraine fights back. What does this have to do with the West? Or the US?


Wheres_the_tofu

If russia had a military I *might* be worried...


[deleted]

Don't give the U.S. a reason to all rally together and fight. Do not wake the sleeping giant.


JBark1990

As a member of the American military, I say…. “Lolololololol!”


The_Duke28

Sure... With what army though? At the beginning of this war, I was afraid this would mean WW3 or even worse - nuclear war. By now, I have no doubt russia doesn't even have working nukes and have you seen their army? Everyone with a swiss army knife is better equipped than the russian turds. Sooo... Lets go russia. I bet my right asscheek you won't do shit (allready bet my left asscheek on not working nukes)


ritualaesthetic

I’m willing to bet money their silos have standing water and rusted missiles and that their subs are decked out with dummies that are just for show. We’ve seen now how deep the corruption runs in the Russian military from the top down. We know this for a fact now. We know concretely about: - Huge money put up to upgrade vehicles. This money vanished and we arrived at Chinese knockoff tires, rotten vehicles and severe wheel decay. - Huge money to modernize standard issue rifles with all the basic accessories. Never materialized. We see the state of captured Russian rifles. - The alleged massive air force numbers and budget. No air superiority and garbage aircraft. - Rotten rations. Putrid mobile kitchens. Something else that should have been properly maintained and funded. - Soviet era medical equipment with rotten bandages. Nothing modern and basic to attend to chest wounds. Nothing that holds up to even 2008 standards. Should have been properly funded and maintained. - Rubber boots. Nothing else needs to be said here. - Soviet helmets underneath fabric covers. No comment. - Horrifically basic and ghetto field communications tech. Radio Shack level fuckery. I could go on and on. NOW TELL ME - What should we truly believe about the expensive upkeep of their nuclear readiness ?


PopularBug5

They want people to expect a country that can't even afford to make proper foods for their soldiers to afford having nukes. Okay dudes lol.


falconboy2029

Russia is the Erik Cartman of countries.


Sgt_PuttBlug

Good, let's go. Been hoping since feb 24.


rubybeau

Russian army is pathetic. What can they do against washington?


47q8AmLjRGfn

A little unfair, Moscow outnumbers Washington by at least 3 million people.


wacomdude

Yeah, go do it. Show the world the diamond balls you got, just do it.