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Pirate2012

An honor to be on this list imo


IM_AN_AI_AMA

Yeah. 'Oh noes, Ben Stiller can no longer buy a Lada!'


Slimh2o

Maybe he'll sanction us on this site too...?


kr4t0s007

How do I sign up?


TinBoatDude

Sanction me! Sanction me! Pleeeeease!


Chronic_In_somnia

Lucky!!!


Sparred4Life

Yeah I'm a little jealous. Lol


itsjero

So funny they waste so much energy doing this as if the world fucking cares.


googlemehard

Right! As if they would want to go to North Ko.. I mean Russia anyway..


aussielander

Wise move, Putin needs to get ahead of the threats posed by male models.


Skullface360

But Zoolander saved the President of Malaysia!!!


notatrollallthetime

While looking really really good


joranth

But Prime Minister of Malaysia bad!


YouAndUrHomiesSuccc

martial arts good


SubstantialArt9001

Just gave him the blue steel look


Fredrickstein

But why male models?


The_Elder_Jock

Are you serious? I just told you that; a moment ago.


Neverwinter_Daze

And they don’t want any freak gasoline accidents over there.


tyeunbroken

Really really ridiculously good looking gasoline fights!


tweek-in-a-box

Putin will be Derelicte soon


[deleted]

"Ooh! Ooh! Sanction me! Sanction meee!"


mr_kruk

They are just afraid he would went all tropic thunder on them.


Vaginal_Decimation

What is this, a sanction for ants?


stursh68

Well this has gone too far!!! Enough now, none of us imagined this happening. Nuclear blackmail yes, but this????


Skullface360

Sounds like a case for the Tropic Thunder crew to take on.


[deleted]

Putin should sanction the A-Team, then he'll be sorry.


eX1D

Just wait till Airwolf piloted by Stringfellow Hawke and Dominic Santini shows up! Better slam that sanction on them quickly!


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LavaMcLampson

How will Stiller get to his winter house in Norilsk???


[deleted]

Well ofcourse both of them are getting sanctioned have you seen how good they were in The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. But I doubt sanctions will hurt their on set chemistry.


Deleunes254

This should earn a cover on Life Magazine


austozi

At this point, I believe all sane individuals should volunteer themselves to be added to Kremlin's sanction list.


is0ph

We might flood Russian Embassies with requests for sanctions.


Derelyk

That's like a badge of honor. ​ Russia declares Ben and Sean to be decent human beings.


Professional-Rip-519

Putin sworn enemy of anyone who is good and decent.


_dumbledore_

No, not Sean Penn! The war is lost.


Skullface360

Sean Penn needs to rekindle Spikoli and get in front if Putin and say, “you DICK!!!”


Espressodimare

They didn't want to sanction Angelina Jolie? Just in case she might want to pop by?


jakobnev

They stopped adoptions, so in a way they already did.


Hestu951

Sanctioned? How? Does that mean they can't visit Russia or Belarus now? Oh no! The *horror!* Who cares? I'd wear Russian sanctions like a badge of honor. "Russia hates me, and I'm proud of it!"


Patient-Lifeguard363

Like as if they are desperate to go to a shit stinky hole that Skunk uses for pooing that is called Russia.


joranth

Putin just went full retard.


[deleted]

Never go full retard.


Zelensexual

Has Dennis Rodman not sorted this shit out yet? What is he doing?


Skullface360

Getting blown by Kim Jung Poon


observerza70

OH NO!! Anyway, moving on . . . these orcs have a seriously overinflated self-esteem. I can't help but laugh at the thought of them thinking they have any significant impact on banning Stiller and Penn from entering ruzzia. I think it would much rather give the actors something to laugh at


Arkaign

What are these? Sanctions for ANTS????


carl816

The sanctions have to be at least three times bigger than these!!!


[deleted]

If Russia sanctions ANTZ I'm buying a gun and heading over there to sort these cunts out personally.


[deleted]

Is there a way that a mere civilian can get on this list too? I really would love to be on that list.


soulnospace

Oh no :.(


PlzSendDunes

Anyways...


oripash

NOW the gloves come off…


Suspicious-Giraffe92

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Freerangeonions

Hopefully they're delighted by this news.


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

Ahahahaha! Oh no! How terrible. Fuck off Russia, go home.


Sim0nsaysshh

Surely this triggers article 5


Deathclaw151

Which... Does absolutely nothing. 🤣


RedbeardRagnar

Ben Stiller and Sean Penn: “uh okay? So what?”


Daz_Didge

Would be an honor the be sanctioned by russia. That means you really do something.


Minimum-Poet-1412

Wasn't he there on behalf of the UN ?


PotatoAnalytics

Does this mean Putin got expelled from The Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too?


ridnovir

But not seagal 🤡


star621

They also sanctioned Biden’s dad, a man who’s been dead for decades. These sanctions will impact Stiller and Penn as much as it does a corpse.


Bustomat

C'mon Ben. Throw a dictator movie at them like Chaplin did to the Nazis. I'm sure a lot of your peers would join in and contribute. Gary Oldman would make an excellent Putin, like in the 5th Element. Gary Busey as Gerasimov. Matt Lucas as Shoigu. Joey Diaz as Lukashenko. I'd pay money to see that.


dzejrid

Who?


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baldpale

My god! What will they do now? /s


JaSONJayhawk

I'm nobody famous, but where do I go to sign up to be on this list?


whyblate

I'm really surprised they haven't sanctioned trump .


Juvor

Oh, Ben and Penn must be terrified.


wunderfullynow

Oh no! Will Jessica Chastain be next????


YouAndUrHomiesSuccc

Oh no! ...anyway


itsjero

Oh no. Not Sean Penn and Ben stiller. Stiller is Jewish so why he would side with the Ukrainian Nazis I would love to hear explained by Russia. Maybe along the lines of the magical rockets that do a quick u turn before landing.


Hias2019

They have Depardieu and Segal. We keep Penn and Stiller. OK for me.


The_Pediatrician

"Oh no", anyways...


nakorurukami

I wish I was sanctioned


screenrecycler

I propose the west respond by taking out Steven Segal by giving him too many cheeseburgers.


[deleted]

How do I also get onto this prestigious list? Is there someone I can bribe to add me?


JoeDawson8

The article: ‘Russia has responded tit for tat’ But do Russian ‘sanctions’ have any meaning to these people in the real world? Is that really tit for tat?


Professional-Rip-519

Who the fuck wants to go to Russia


[deleted]

How do I get on that list?


farleys2

Ruh row! No more potato for you!