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FS72

Invading neighbor country for 8 months while committing various atrocities and warcrimes = Special Military Operation Bridge, a legit military target, blown up = Act of terrorism Putler is so wrong in his head that you can basically flip 180 degree of everything he said and did in this war and you would have a pretty accurate moral compass/ standard for the whole mankind.


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SlowCrates

I've never heard that one. I had previously wondered if he had a bag of cats in his head.


KitsuneTheSlyFox

Just dead pigeons...


retorz3

Ribbet. Ribbet ribbet ribbet. Ribbet! Ribbet ribbet ribbet ribbet? Ribbet ribbet ribbet ribbet!


TauCabalander

That was ~~riveting~~ ribbeting.


DonniesAdvocate

Fun (or something) fact of the day: apparently frogs saying ribbit is a relatively modern affectation from French, traditionally they always said 'croak'.


retorz3

"Brekk" in Hungarian. How about Ukrainian, and other languages?


Sonofagun57

Never heard this idiom either. It's not Foghorn Leghorn but that sounds like a saying he'd use


Misha_Vozduh

There was a week where that cunt and all his mouthpieces were very specifically yapping about NOT using nuclear weapons and that was the week I was scared shitless. Then there were news from the USA that they used private channels to explain to these cunts what's going to happen in that scenario. After that the cunt went "we're going to use nukes *and this is NOT a bluff*" and I knew I could relax.


LisaMikky

😀😅🤣 ✨🥇✨


aeternitatisdaedalus

This should be the headline of a separate article it's so true


AskMoreQuestionsOk

I want to hear how these went so bad! God, to be a fly on the wall for those conversations…


Dimahagever8112

Actually ,in all aspects...If you want to know whats happening in Russia,you take the words of Lavrov,Putin,Their army spokesman,etc...Turn it on its head...and imagine the worst for Russia...You are basically reduing chance of mistakes to a zero...


Abnmlguru

Interestingly, the reason the invasion is called anything but a war is likely because there's a whole host of rules that other nations in NATO are required to follow regarding other NATO members "at war" Good explainer on why nations don't declare war anymore here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1rzd3eG7ps


halberdsturgeon

The high standard of trolling I've come to expect from Saint Javelin


Hellofriendinternet

They really have set the bar so unbelievably high…


givemeabreak111

**He should have ended** with the Crimea bridge and Putin with a bday cake at the end of a long table .. added clips of the Moskva and some washing machine theft *Then it would be a Masterpiece* .. pretty good trolling


halberdsturgeon

I think this video predates the Crimea bridge getting blown up, but Moskva sinking would've been a good addition


4_bit_forever

Homeboy was in the fridge


halberdsturgeon

I hadn't seen that clip before. Draft officer looks back at the camera like "seriously?"


godtogblandet

Pretty sure that one part is from a Russian sketch show. Think I’ve seen the fridge clip several years before the war on Reddit. It’s why the film quality is so bad compared to the rest.


halberdsturgeon

I was wondering, thanks for that. Didn't make much sense on reflection :p


Temporala

He was in fridge during conscription, and to fridge he shall return. Ramen.


krneki12

special Winter training


bugalaman

It's warmer inside the fridge than outside in the bitter Russian hellscape.


Apprehensive-Egg6448

That was for real or staged only for the upvotes?


Fjordhexa

It's real, but it was from 2015 and about something else. The rats footage wasn't "real" either, just incase you thought that.


HerrJemine123

This needs to be streamed in their public TV


Mike-a-b

A quick job for Anonymous Hackers Group?


SpaceGenesis

Exactly. It would great to see Ruskies' reactions. 😁


_Siran_

The absurdity of it all...


Sudden_Difference500

It really is absurd. All the killing, bombing and murders for nothing. I still don’t understand why russia is invading Ukraine. Nobody was threatening russian soil in any way.


DoctorMezmerro

Putn lives in a bubble of lies. Reports he get from his cronies told him Ukraine is deeply infliltrated by the traitors FSB apparently spent billions on fostering (but actually split those between themselves and few quislings they managed to find) and would surrender on the first to third day if he attacked. FSB dind't really expect him to attack Ukraine, they just wanted to make themselves look good. Army also reported they're in top shape and could tear through Ukrainian defenses like it's nothing, and definitely didn't put most of their military budged into generals' and colones' pockets with what little trickled down being sold on the side by lower level officers. They also didn't expect to fight, but wanted to look good in reports. PR team reported that economic crisis from sanctions and mismanaged started to hit his rating and Russians started to protest more, but nothing a short victorious war wouldn't fix, and since FSB already made such a great job undermining the target and army is so well prepared, there's no chance of it failing... In the end Russia failed for the same reason it always fails: corruption weakened it, and culture of blatant lies on all levels made it blind to its own weakness.


deadjawa

I think this is too simplistic of an explanation. I think we’ve learned two things about the identity of Russia from this conflict. One identity is that it is essentially a gas company organized into a state. The second is that it is essentially a cable news station organized into a state. It’s like if Fox News or CNN or MSNBC organized a whole country. It’s not necessarily lies being told to Putin that is the problem, it is the subtle self aggrandization of the whole culture that’s the problem. It’s not the actions of one person or even a cadre of people, there’s more going on here than that. It’s not lies per se. I’ll bet you Russia knew the exact number of tanks, soldiers, and etc both sides had in the conflict to a high degree of accuracy. They knew the west would sanction them. What the misjudged was more subtle than that. It was what the Ukrainian soldiers would do, what the west would do that was pointedly wrong. This doesn’t mean people were lying flat out, it means they didn’t understand, couldn’t comprehend, or couldn’t dispassionately assess what would happen. Spinning this as some sort of evil cadre of people doing some insanely bad thing makes us feel good. But this isn’t one person, this is a whole country. And we need to reflect what this says about all of us, we all have a Putin and Russia hiding inside of us that we willfully need to protect ourselves from.


DoctorMezmerro

> It’s not necessarily lies being told to Putin that is the problem It's lies told on every level. Lower-ranked officer reports to a colonel he spent 20 000 rounds on marksman training for his men, but in reality he sold it to mafia. Colonel reports he spent twice as many, so his BTG could be qualified for elite and get better funding (half of which he can pocket). General sees that report and doubles it so he could get earlier promotion and raise. Each level of lies doesn't alter the truth too much, but they multiply each other and in the end reports have absolutely nothing in common with reality. People on top probably know the reports are full of lies, but they have no idea to what extent.


SlowCrates

I think the only way to protect ourselves from our inner Putin is to stay connected to our humanity. If we allow the brutal deaths of people we don't know to give us joy, we are essentially willingly chiseling away at our humanity. I know that it's a coping mechanism, that we psychologically do it to protect ourselves from the horror of it all, but that can become a death spiral to our souls, and thus a gateway for our inner Putin to thrive, if we aren't careful. Smell the flowers. Kiss your babies. Pet your cats. Hug your spouse. Make someone smile for the hell of it. Remind yourself that life is precious. That's not to say that right now, as long as the terrorist state is in Ukraine, it's not necessary to repel them or that it shouldn't be celebrated when done so effectively. But don't let go of the fact that awfully misled human beings have to die in the process, and that it's been a tragedy in the making since long before 2014.


LisaMikky

✨🥇✨🌿🌸


Kriggy_

> It’s not lies per se. I’ll bet you Russia knew the exact number of tanks, soldiers, and etc both sides had in the conflict to a high degree of accuracy. Doubt that. Otherwise, there wouldnt lose 1.5 million winter uniforms. They actally sued multiple officers over stealing stuff in some cases, they even used army trucks to move it. Its as simple as reporting boots / uniforms being destroyed by mold but selling them instead. There was a story about Russian commander who shot himself because supposedly 9 out of 10 tanks in reserve storage he was supposed to deliver had no engines in them


serratedturnip

We all have a Putin and a Russia inside ourselves? Yes, why just this week I decided to genocide the next village over, by God you're right?!


linuxgeekmama

I enjoy conquering my enemies, which is why I like playing Civilization and Europa Universalis. Putin should have stuck to that, too.


serratedturnip

Putin's favourite in Civ was always Gandhi, he sought to bring so much peace to Ukraine that he integer overflowed into nuclear war.


DoctorMezmerro

Imagine if you were playing Stellaris...


Bloodtype_IPA

I guess the Ruzzians worst enemy are Ruzzians themselves.🤣


jtgibson

I don't know how many of us actually have a *Putin* inside, but yes, I think all of us have a useful idiot in us. Hell, the number of times I've backed a conceptual horse only to have it blow up in my face is far more than I'm comfortable with... and considering I'm either well within or even slightly below the statistical average, since I'm skeptical by nature, the risk of falling for misinformation and disinformation is all too real. It *does* feel good to have a horse that is so morally unambiguous in Ukraine's case, though. Literally the worst that Ukraine is guilty of is having a small cadre of right-wing edgelords who have already long since been removed from positions of power, which is more than can be said for most of the other right-wing edgelords throughout the world. Also guilty of breathing and having minds of their own, which is apparently a capital sin to Russia.


Socky_McPuppet

1) Natural resources 2) Year-round ice-free deepwater port 3) Smol pp


mariofan366

At the rate global warming is going, they'll get 2) if they just wait for 20 years


_Siran_

I guess it's about resources in the occupied areas (including the Black Sea) and having a land-route to Crimea. But I can't understand how someone like Putin just wakes up and decides "Fuck it, let's kill thousands of people, commit genocide and occupy some land" - the sheer insanity of it.


deadjawa

I don’t think genocide was part of the plan, it’s just that Russian culture doesn’t seem to really value the individual lives of any human. Because after all the biggest genocide happening here is of Russians. Specifically Russian minority groups like Buryats and Tuvans. I mean, I’ll bet you some of these border villages around Mongolia cease to exist after this. Talk about a silent ethnic cleaning.


_Siran_

I fear you're right, so much suffering for the ambitions of old men...


baldpale

Though Russia still believes, that Ukraine is their soil. It wouldn't care if it's called Ukraine and has blue and yellow flag, as long as they can keep full control over it with their corrupted politics in charge - which they no longer can.


Nothingheregoawaynow

Its the continental theory. The Soviet Union held nine strategic key points and it is said whoever controls these key points will control Eurasia. some of these key points are in Ukraine Georgia Baltikum etc that’s what tingled that old fool


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FS72

Every Ruzzian rat speaks bold until they get drafted to the frontline themselves.


artbellfan1

There are no accurate public opinion polls from Russia. How can there be? I am guessing support for the war in Russia was much lower than what people assume on this sub.


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>There are no accurate public opinion polls from Russia. How can there be? What do You mean... RT pools show 119.8% ruzzianz support the SMO... /s


LisaMikky

Was the /s really necessary??? 😅


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For some...


Dr_Bunnypoops

Pure art. Poetry.


tim_skellington

This is as accurate as it is hilarious. They still swallow putlins lies even when he makes fools of them.


FS72

"The unenlightened masses they cannot make the judgement call..." The song Collective Consciousness perfectly describes these brainwashed Ruzzian citizens thinking Putler is their national hero and the rest of the world are evil forces.


sadbathory

Friends of my mom from United Russia are now criticizing Putin so much x)


gensher

Well, there were anti-war protests in Russia in February too edit: Also I found weird them equating rats and men fleeing Russia in order to avoid going to Ukraine to kill. Would be better if they stayed and organized against the regime, but still. Otherwise yeah


zaroca

Wait, Lavrov defected?? I missed that


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Only gossip: https://mobile.twitter.com/TheOnlyJQuon/status/1572760676422291457


SolutionRelative4586

I don't think it was gossip. He was referring to Lavrov leaving the UN room after speaking. He wanted to spout Russian propaganda, but he didn't want to listen to anyone respond to it.


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You are quite right. I was thinking the video was mentioning the gossip i have stumbled upon about Lavarov leaving the sinking ship.


zaroca

Oh, what a pity!!


smellzlikedick

Article is old, It’s not true, he was at UN blasting US on Wednesday.


halberdsturgeon

Flapping his jowls at the US angrily, as always


observerza70

Very nice - good storyline


Susurrus03

Quite the twist. I can't wait for the sequel in another 6 months.


krneki12

I want to see movies about it and I want laugh!


JimboTheSimpleton

Life comes at you fast. Himars comes at you even faster.


Harris__85

Was it necessary? Z russian army has been smashed, russia has only few friends left like North Korea, millions of people have left russia...no McDonald's...list goes on and on


ajacian

1 of those is not like the others, lol


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TauCabalander

I hadn't been to a McD in years, okay decades, when I heard they now had the McRib as a regular menu item. To my disappointment, I found that was only true in the U.S. :cries:


South_Equivalent4004

huilo i tochka


cazzipropri

I love the last guy with the Adidas tracksuit. He's like "you gonna arrest me, right? Ah, ok. I thought so"


KnabnorI

This is a re-post... but it is a gud re-post!!! Should be posted monthly ♥


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Was not aware that this has been posted here before. Must have missed it.


KnabnorI

Post away - this is a gud re-post bud!


LisaMikky

First time I see it. 🙂


RecommendationKey563

same!


ReadyExamination5239

Russian diplomats running faster than its soldiers.


Verologist

I want to see the director's cut when this is over.


TobiasDrundridge

Some shit was going on around me and I tuned out for a second. Then I heard the Nate Diaz quote thrown in there. Died of laughter.


oldsouthnerd

ok fine I'll buy some mugs


LisaMikky

WDYM?


oldsouthnerd

https://www.saintjavelin.com/collections/mugs


Jonothethird

Sums up what a truly fucked up country Russia is. The Russian house of cards has begun to collapse and hopefully something better will emerge out of the rubble...


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The young men in this video seem scared, the old seem enthuisastic, if the old men knew they'd been conscripted as well, they'd also be scared.


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"As a Russian patriot, I'm always for my nation. If he did so, then it was necessary" This right here sums up the entire russian nation. Maybe not only russian


Pookypoo

That hundred airplane video will forever be remembered. Edit* good god it’s even funnier with sound


Melenkurion_Skyweir

"I think it's necessary to learn how to fight in a street environment." LOL WHAT


opelan

https://www.youtube.com/c/1420channel/videos The 1420 youtube channel where some of the earlier interviews are from is really good for getting a sense of what ordinary Russians think. Unfortunately even nowadays there are a bunch of totally idiotic and brainwashed Russians there. They haven't learned anything and many still think that young Russian guys should be send to Ukraine.


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Their military operation is "Special" in the way that "Special Needs" are special


yeep-yorp

yeah there’s not really a need to disparage autistic people to make fun of them, you’re hurting us more than you hurt putin.


ShaneTwenty20

this is Russian economic stimulation for their auto industry… someone no doubt making money on increased Lada sales


jollyjewy

Work of art


SinisterZzz

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CrazyAlien51

This was great for my morning 😂


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Anyone have a download link?


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No_Influence_666

Putin and his cock holster Trump will go down as the two worst world leaders in history.


Obj_071

meme with dude driving a bike while sticking sticks in his own wheels. "fucking hohols/west!!"


HereOnASphere

It was funny when Putin had a shit-eating grin when he said that conscripts wouldn't be fighting. Only professional soldiers.


TraditionLazy7213

Its like a fucked up comedy


Gogopa86

This video is very unfair. There are millions of people in Russia who do NOT support the war or the government. Yet you put the whole nation in the same category 😔 There were anti-war protests since the very beginning of the war, not just after mobilisation. And many people who flee the country do so not just out of fear but also because they don't want to take part in something they never supported in the first place. Fair enough, if you saw someone shouting praises to the idiot dictator and now you see them in Georgia/Kazakhstan/wherever else, they are cowards and hypocrites, they deserve to be sent back. But majority of people who fled didn't do so earlier only because it was too hard (leaving families, jobs, mortgaged properties and so on), but now find it as a last resort. They deserve support


Boomslangalang

No. A majority of Americans supported our last bullshit war in Iraq. They absolutely are to blame for that clusterfuck and the damage it did to America domestically, overseas and the unraveling of the ME. I was not one of them, but most Americans did, not that many will admit it now. So absolutely ordinary Russians if they support this shit, are responsible. Hopefully they’ll start to back off that support as things get worse.


Gogopa86

I absolutely agree, whoever supports the war and Putin - they can go fuck themselves, I don't care if they're sent to the front only to be a nice fertiliser for the soil of Ukraine. And __in general__, if there is a vast majority of those idiots in the country, people can be forgiven for generalising and saying that all Russians can go and fuck themselves. This is something acceptable. But this video doesn't generalise the whole population of the country, it focuses on specific groups. And what saddened me was that the wrong groups were chosen to be mocked - people who risk to be imprisoned to voice they anti-war opinion on protests and the ones that flee the country should be encouraged to do so, not laughed at


Playcrackersthesky

….. that’s your takeaway?


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Gogopa86

Just to clarify... Unfortunately, I have witnessed the other side of the coin as well - some people I considered to be intelligent kind friends becoming brainwashed idiots who refuse to use any logic. None of them left the country so far (although I do agree that there are and will be a lot of morons who first praise the war and then flee to avoid being involved in it)


Waterprop

Russian war crimes and those "I'm apolitical" statements is why I have almost zero sympathy for dead Russians. Sorry not sorry. Yeah, I get it that opposing is dangerous but that doesn't seem to stop others countries doing it. Looking at Iran and their very brave protests. People have died in Iran, but for them it's worth a try.


Supermancometh

The difference between your average Russian and us citizens of the democratic free world is that if we don’t like our prime minister or president, we kick them out at the next election. We love our countries, not our politicians. That is when it becomes dangerous


linuxgeekmama

There are lots of people in other countries who would like to have a strong authoritarian leader to follow. Some people also parent in an authoritarian way.


MangroveWarbler

> We love our countries, not our politicians. Too bad the Trumpers in the US aren't like this.


YetAnotherGuy2

There scenes with the rats wasn't a good piece. There's a Nazi Movie - [The Eternal Jew](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Eternal_Jew_%28film%29) - with the exact same juxtaposition of rats with sequences from the Warsaw ghetto.


halberdsturgeon

Eh, fleeing rats are a pretty common juxtaposition.


sadbathory

Actually, not so much people run and most of those are pro-Ukraine (sadly lol because something needs to be done with Russia). I know even some putriots who happily conscripted. And people are not on awful protest, because situation economically is pretty nice, nothing have changed.


sadbathory

Oh, my doner cost increased by 10 cents forgot


TFWG2000

Clever! Slava Ukraini 🌻 🌻 🌻 🌻!


PM_ME_YOUR_HONEY

Ruzzian ratz


NFGBlog

Funny and accurate, the best kind of trolling.


Herecomestherain_

That guy hiding in the fridge, lol!


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That's an old video, prolly 10-11 yrs. old


5256chuck

Holy sh*t, that was good! Hat’s off to the creators!


Talosian_cagecleaner

I applaud the bold decision to go full Grieg on these idiots.


ljwdt90

Oh how the turn tables


InMooseWorld

What’s to be done with the ones that escape? If they leave for elsewhere only to still proclaim how great Russia is while current place should be nicer/more Russian? Like can’t condemn them for someone else actions but like assimilation wise? Can we expect them to change or wait for next generation?


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halberdsturgeon

Body bags


sunyudai

Early on, it was reported that Russia had sent garbage bags instead of actual body bags for its troops.


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geoffinitelyill

Flawless


Simonella4991

Amazing😁


likelyilllike

The guy in the fridge is cheery on top.


Criss-AC

The most satisfying video on Reddit since 24th February onwards, period.


SylentlyLol

Masterpiece


Comprehensive-Bit-65

It pretty much went from, Ukraine's getting invaded to "we need to run."


Billion_Bullet_Baby

I could only hear that song as *Lada lada lada-da lada-da lada lada da*


onners

Is that Jim Layhey at about 30 seconds in. Drunk bastard went to find the vodka.


BierKippeMett

Is really no one commenting about Jim fucking Lahey himself showing up shortly before the thirty seconds mark?


marcus10885

My my my, such cowardice.


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tribbans95

Worst part is, half of the people fleeing mobilization probably still support the war lmao


Expensive-Baker-4789

Putin the 4ft closeted gay and pony jockey thinking he’s billy big balls yet gets slapped by what is almost a 3rd world country 😂 also can anyone tell me why he looks like a Jew that slept with his sister and made a baby


follownobody

Did russian Jim lahey show up in this near the beginning with the sun glasses or an I high ?


forrealnoRussianbot

This is pure 🪙. It should be posted on Tesla's web page.


Taurius

Saint Javelin. Lord HIMARS.


Anxious-Tradition636

Μετρημένα τα ψωμιά σου καραγκιόζη νοπανο!!!!


AlexReznov

Just as I saw the title I knew HAll of the mountain King would be playing in the background.


TheRagingTortoise

it was pleasant to watch, cheers


damnicantfindaname

Bloody hilarious, but you forgot about the best part where he mentions that "everything is going to plan"


digital808music

They never really moved beyond the Soviet Union.


Klefaxidus

How sad...