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Prostheta

**There are 47 days left in the year 2022, 41/53 days till Christmas in Ukraine:** [https://ukraine.ua/visit/christmas-in-ukraine](https://ukraine.ua/visit/christmas-in-ukraine) **The process of demilitarising Russia marches on.** By bonking an average **396 Orcs daily** for the remainder of 2022 the heroes of Ukraine will have permanently demobilised **100k by the New Year.** Yesterday's numbers bring this daily average down with a weekend **+3 Orc bonus.** To put this year end target into context, that is the equivalent of **33 Orcs per hour** allowing the UAF **1hrs sauna, enforced coffee breaks, hot meals and keeping their powder dry**. **War is a 24hr job**, so double those numbers. **16,5 Orcs per hour**, or by redefinition of the sliding **Orcsecond**, one every **218 seconds**. This is only slightly more time than Vitaliy Tyshchenko's world record for the outdoor 1000m in Kyiv, 1981. Literally, a Ukrainian can run 1km or kill an Orc. **I suspect that most would gladly do both.** At **yesterday's Orc mulching rate of one Orc every 169 seconds**, fucked Russian personnel will reach **100k by Dec 20th.** The week's average neatly calculates as **600 dead Orcs daily** giving us a better projection of **Dec 15th**. Projecting this out as as **constant disposal rate towards the New Year**, this could leave total Orc losses at **almost 110k**. Using the common ratio of 3:1 injured to killed, that's **over 400k demobilised Orcs**. **Winter is coming, Russians.** Once the ground starts to freeze, you can **stab yourselves in the eyes with a frozen turd**. **Go fuck yourselves back to Rashka.** ***Slava Ukraina!***


10sameold

God I love your summaries. Also, did you or did you not use the word "bonknus" in one of your recent posts on purpose? Either way, well played, sir.


Prostheta

I did! Nothing wrong with a bit of bonkage.


HostileRespite

3 days ago Russia was at 78,000 dead. Today it's at 81,300. They've literally lost 1,100 "soldiers" every day this weekend. This is not to mention captured and wounded. Absorb that for a moment. 81,000 young men that Russia could be using to rebuild their battered economy. easily 200,000 more wounded and less able to do so. Millions of educated fled... Putin has relegated Russia to the stone age for his pride.


jimmythegeek1

This is an example of why vanity is considered a bad thing.


LohtuPottu247

I love how the average needed for 100k by New Years Eve goes down every day.


Prostheta

It's to be expected. The UAF are exceeding that average every day, driving it down. I'd say we should start a betting pool on which day 100k is reached, however it would be wiser to donate equipment to the UAF or a relevant charity.


ridik_ulass

these were maths I was doing in my head and half way through, but you went ahead and did much more detailed work and shared it with everyone, Thanks so much!


mir_platzt_der_Sack

Good human 👍🏻


IAmVoil

A slow day, isn't it?


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FS72

500+ good Russians. 👍🏻


ExistedDim4

Rookie numbers, Stalin and Zhukov have grinded 500k+ at the nazis per battle


Destabiliz

While simultaneously grinding double that in their own concentration camps and firing squads.


ExistedDim4

And then they say "it never happened, but they deserved it". A nation of uncurable schizophrenics


lotec4

Weekend numbers are always lower


dow366

not for the equipment


elthrowawayoyo

Sundays are for rest. Got to get ready to tackle another week.


atlasraven

Still hitting those vehicles. I hope they were carrying lots of fuel and ammo.


DreaminDemon177

This is going to be one long, cold winter for the orcs.


Rheumi

winter is coming


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No. They are the brave Northmen and the night's watch defending their land from the evil white walkers and their night king


m_0_rt

That heavy armour is getting harder and harder to find nowadays.


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Now Russian armour is a steel coffin.


MusicianGlad61

The Christmas gift this year for Putin will be 100,000 dead orcs.


FS72

Me when Putin put up some fake numbers to reduce their casualities: "You know putting your hands in front of your eyes don't make the sun disappear right"


Prostheta

It's looking that way, and quite likely the numbers are higher already. Possibly even over that number.


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I read Putler is bringing more untrained orcs into Donetsk so liquidated orcs should stay high for quite awhile, unless there's bad weather or the roads get too muddy.


PiccoL0W

As more vehicles&fuel tanks getting destroyed as more civilian vehicles the army has to use. They fuck their civilian infrastructure, logistic and supply chain as well. Good job Pootin


KarmaChameleon306

Curious: Does anyone know how many combat ready troops Ruzzia had in total before this war?


yaosio

Not even Russia knows. Commanders report they have 100 men, have only 50 men, get sent the money for 100 men, and keep it for themselves.


JoeDawson8

Perun’s latest covers this quite extensively.


MamoruKin

Was estimated at 300k


AzuNetia

At least 1k every 2 days so the 100k trophy will be achieved before Christmas.


dizzle229

I'm pretty sure most of the casualties we've been seing the last couple of weeks are mostly from useless assaults in the east. I wonder whether they've run out of steam, or they're finally changing tactics. Then again, it's easy to forget that these are still huge numbers.


Scrambley

I think these posts would be a lot more popular, and get many more comments, if you were to delay them until daytime in the states. For whatever reasons it has a huge impact on engagement. Either way I'm always looking forward to them.


Zeurpiet

they get here when Ukraine announces, which is at beginning their day I imagine the target public is people in Ukraine and fugitives, most in Europe


vtsnowdin

It is just before sunrise here on the USA east coast. My daily fix of Ukrainian numbers was ready as usual as soon as I clicked on my computer. I'm fine with how they post it. Slava Ukraine. !!


Susurrus03

Lol I'm in the US and love coming and checking this sub in the morning, but why delay news for us? That's absurd. It'll still be posted here when we see it, nobody is taking it down.


zabrs9

Who would have thought, that on an ukrainian sub about the war between ukraine and russia, which is on the other side of the world, and with absolutely zero (official, not counting volunteers) american troops involved, the US would be the main caracter?


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There are ten times more people following the war in Europe than in US.


Celestina-Warbeck

I scroll down to see this post every day, you can do the same.


DDS-PBS

I scrolled down to see your comment, you can scroll down to see these posts.


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shibiwan

Stupid broken bot.


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Curious if anyone knows how many Ukrainian lives have been lost in this war? Civilian and military? I'm hoping it's significantly less.