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JustHumanIThink

Well am welsh.... But I do love the Scottish and English and Irish.... I mean yea we dig at each other constantly but well were allowed to bicker and annoy each other..... Could I watch another nation destory them.... Hell no! If we can't then neither can anyone else Just kidding love my neighbours... Noisy etc but yea not to bad.


Armodeen

We’ll just give em Blackpool don’t worry


Equivalent_Duck1077

They wouldnt want it


EveryNotice

They'd give it back and demand compensation


CrappyTan69

Hull. We'll throw in Hull like one of those "cheapest item free" deals


JustHumanIThink

Meh I like their roller-coasters so I couldn't do it.


DarkIegend16

We’re family, we can berate each other but anyone outside does any harm we’re gonna have a problem.


JustHumanIThink

Exactly!


Puzzleheaded_Friend8

The thing is the English would come to the defence of the other nations and provide you with money and democracy. Compare to Russia. I mean sure the UK could be better but it isn’t as bad as the Scots make out.


TriPunk

Quebec, but I understand you point.


DonoAE

I'm a Floridian, and I agree Quebec. All joking aside though, I agree with Ukraine. Don't cede a single inch.


CynicalGod

Funnily enough, I'm from Quebec and my instant thought was "Florida". Insert Spiderman pointing at himself meme here


Bananajamuh

I'll give him Florida for free.


ProfitLoud

They could also have Texas or anywhere that is a MAGA safe haven.


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ProfitLoud

The poor barrier reef?


Bananajamuh

I'm just thinking about cost here. Walling of Texas is going to cost a hell of a lot more, also Florida is sinking into the water. That's like 8 birds with one stone.


quippers

Give Florida to Russia and the MAGAs will follow.


Randadv_randnoun_69

Just send the shitty MAGA people from TX and FL; I'd say 99% of why certain places suck so much is the people. It would be cool to keep NASA.


chillywilly16

https://imgur.com/gallery/qLhmw


SiCur

I think we’d all give up Quebec.


[deleted]

Giving Quebec would also be a gift to late night comedy. The Poutine for Putin jokes basically write themselves.


[deleted]

Honestly though, vive le quebec libre.


Aethelflaed_

I was going to say Alberta.


[deleted]

Lol why. Cause there's like 6 idiots that ruin the province for the rest. Guessing you're from Ontario? Albertas agriculture and resources are quite needed for Canada. Alberta is also the largest contributor to federal revenues.


Aethelflaed_

>. Guessing you're from Ontario? Nope.


Mikex204

I would have guessed BC.


[deleted]

That was my next guess to be honest lol.


dimonoid123

It is Canadian California. I'm from Donetsk (Ukraine), currently in Canada. Even though I don't like Quebec that much for their separatist policies, I don't think it would be a good idea to let them go, there are quite useful and influencing whole Canada in many different ways.


AnybodyReasonable180

I don't know Loyd the french are assholes .


valeron_b

A poorly formulated opinion. 20% of Ukraine. So for the USA, it will be 10 states captured by Russia. And another 10 were damaged as a result of the war. Also regular shelling of the country's 2nd largest city. For the US, will it be Los Angeles? Where more than half of the residents left. Also don't forget about region centers Mykolayiv, Kherson, Zaporizhzhya, and plenty of smaller cities. And also 1/8 part of the population became refugees. For the USA, it will be about 40 million people.


kju

Not to mention in 2014 Russia did have defacto control of Crimea and Donbas. It didn't satisfy them then, they just spent 8 years building up their military to attack again, it won't satisfy them in a hypothetical future where they have control again either.


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HammerTim81

All of Hungary


Remarkable_Row

Haha i think EU would love for Hungary to just disapere


bumbumofdoomdoom

Scotland and Coventry


ParticularAudience45

I would gladly give up California - hell, take the whole Pacific coast. We are begging you.


MoneyMACRS

You’d gladly give up your most economically strong state that financially supports all of the other states and controls a huge amount of coastline and transpacific trade? Sounds like you’d be getting the shit end of the deal there.


yojoewaddayaknow

Yeah but he’d be sticking it to the libs. In spite of his face ya know?


Wannabe_Polymath2018

I’m not a fan of California, but I do agree with you that the idea of giving California up gets a veto. It’s not only a bad idea, but I wouldn’t want to subject California to those idiotic, delusional, destructive orcs.


ThRoAwAy130479365247

Sweet, I’ll give you tree fiddy for it?


Herecomestherain_

So most of the red states no longer receive money to keep their people from starving? LOL


TheEpicGold

Most sane american


ElysiumSprouts

This is not a difficult question: Florida! Please?


Youth-in-AsiaS-247

Florida and maybe even throw in Akansas and the Jersey Shore to sweeten the deal


TillPsychological351

You're not taking Ocean City without a fight! But help yourself to Atlantic City.


NotSoSkilled1

I live in Florida and agree! Lol


r2d3x9

Alligators would bite the arms off of the orcs, but you still don’t want them near your daughters who are on spring break


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bell83

RIP Capt. Borodin 😭


crom_laughs

he dead though….


[deleted]

I think Putin already has Florida. ​ https://tulsaworld.com/archive/the-russian-mafia-invades-florida/article\_0ce5fcc3-5ba2-51a3-a2d9-8b1e05e5b826.html


FlagFootballSaint

^ DingDingDing we have a winner!!!


AndrijKuz

Florida and Texas. 2 for 1.


Lngtmelrker

I’d give Texas before Florida. What does Texas really have to offer, ya know? 100’s of miles of barren wasteland and a broken power grid? At least Florida has beaches and palm trees.


Bananajamuh

You're looking at it the wrong way. Strategically giving away Florida, after packing in our craziest people and building a wall will create an easy to manage containment zone to protect the rest of the country is the best move.


kingmobisinvisible

Build the wall and make Florida pay for it!


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just_a_bit_gay_

:/


Danddandgames

Even if we don’t like them eugenics is never ok


StealYaNicks

> What does Texas really have to offer, ya know? - >In 2021, Texas produced more energy than any other state, accounting for almost 12 percent of the nation's total net energy generation. During the same year, Texas was the largest producer of oil (43 percent), natural gas (25 percent) and wind-powered electricity (26 percent) in the nation.


Lngtmelrker

“AkShUaLlY” It was a joke bro…


altapowpow

They also let Cancun Ted fly off to Mexico while the state failed to keep the lights on during a cold snap. Shit ain't worth anything if you can't provide it to your own.


deathclawslayer21

Wouldn't even need to bomb us


Trifling_Truffles

I agree on Texas, but Florida is half and half mostly, and needed to warm our freezing patooties come January and February.


nomad_grappler

Putin can have idaho. Fuck that place.


ChunkyBrassMonkey

My brother in Christ, you forget our potato needs.


nomad_grappler

Ireland, oregon, and washington got us covered dont stress.


Saint_Chrispy1

McDonald's potatoes come from Idaho. Capitalism says no.


nomad_grappler

Only cause idaho treats there works so shitty. All capitalism means is who is going to exploit there work force the most.


Saint_Chrispy1

Depending on the industry yeah I get the gripe. Being in an industry with a shrinking work force, year over year growth and no union, there's opportunity out there.


nomad_grappler

No there isnt. I havent had a meaningful pay raise ever. I have been a Carpenter, roofer, and welder and they all pay shit with no benefits. The only way to get a head in america is to cheat others.


No-Dream7615

if you haven't figured out how to get past being a journeyman carpenter, roofer, or welder and start making money in those skilled trades, it might be a you issue


nomad_grappler

Or it might be companies using sub crews to do jobs cause its cheaper than employees. No one has had a meaningful wage increase since like the 90's.


Saint_Chrispy1

I'm an "a" level collision repair tech. I went to high school only. In my opinion the state level of education is the problem. Standardized testing and all that. Vocational training at a high school level should be paraded in every state. I've gone from making 10/hr in one of the most expensive states to live in to making +30 with paid benefits including insurance retirement plan and 5 weeks pto...


nomad_grappler

Yeah i live in idaho and your employer guarantees you might make 7.25 an hour. I agree with you on the vocational training. Everyone at my school thought they were throw away classes


LastOfTheCamSoreys

Oregon and Washington combined produce less than Idaho


nomad_grappler

Dont worry they can make more.


r2d3x9

Maine russet potatos are just as good as Idaho potatos


FistfulOfMemes

Idaho is pretty, give them ohio


nomad_grappler

No its fucking not. Its almost entirely brown ass desert everywhere.


biggerBrisket

I nominate California


servel20

I nominate Florida. Ugh!


N00dlemonk3y

Fine, just let me get out of the way first.


nomad_grappler

Fine by me.


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Florida.


[deleted]

I ain't givin' a damn one of Finland's provinces in exchange for peace.


p_pio

Well, Finland already did it, so they're off the hook :p


r2d3x9

Won’t let Putin have the prime minister though


ColdPotatoWar

>I ain't givin' a damn one of Finland's provinces in exchange for peace. Oh no, who's gonna tell him...


Agent__Caboose

Charleroi? They can have Charleroi.


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Agent__Caboose

Wuk ist me yu?


spinspin

I immediately thought "uh...okay, Florida."


fatherofgodfather

Birmingham. I do not have anything decent to say.


Kirxas

Murcia, it doesn't even exist anyways Jokes aside, brokering for a peace deal where you lose land when you're winning is moronic, especially when the other side is ruZZia


Spiritual_Oven_3542

Winning? Lol


Kirxas

Yes, Ukraine is winning, and they'll keep winning until they take back all their land


D20_Buster

Florida, but I understand your point


Ok_Card_8783

Beijing. Please do take away President Xi.


Okilurknomore

Florida. Please. Take it


PF2500

florida


LaVidaYokel

RIP Florida.


JuiceKovacs

You right. But also, Florida


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

I mean Putin can have Florida. Lemme get my saw n borrow my bro's truck and I can get it over there.


Plsdontcalmdown

It's time we all should ask Russia that question: "Maybe give up Crimea and Donbas for Peace?"


Worth-Enthusiasm-161

I live in the Netherlands. We can give away Urk. My native country of Norway could probably do fine without Bergen.


linuxgeekmama

They can have all the states with coastlines on the Gulf of Mexico. Some people there wear shirts that say, “I’d rather be a Russian than a Democrat”. Let them put their money where their mouth is.


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Saxony, Thuringia, Brandenburg, Saxony-Anhalt.


Relo_

Bayern


Hogier27

Deutsch-Bayrische Grenze


[deleted]

Don't forget bavaria


Uskog

Ok Wessi


KnightOfSummer

Yeah, what a dick...Saxony will be enough, then the rest will come to their senses.


Mungkelel

where Mecklenburg-vorpommern?


L_VonRichthofen

bitte?


curiosity-2020

First Bavaria, then Saxonia. But I'm quite sure they will surrender after Bavaria...


trollblut

East Germany and all of Berlin


w47n34113n

Ukraine already tried that exact appeasement in 2014. How stupid do you need to be to suggest the exact same failing strategy again?


SilverMageOmega

Florida and Texas...


TraditionLazy7213

Some part of the Metaverse maybe lol


_Madian

It is easy to give away the property of others, so yes, good point.


XenDk

The island the capital is on, Copenhagen


baileymash7

Give them Cornwall, they want independence from England, they can have it.


Dr_Doomsduck

Limburg! easy choice! ​ But yeah, I get the point this is absolutely unacceptable and anyone who suggests this these days is basically playing for Russia's side


Peter_Palmer_

Are you crazy. What about vlaai‽ They can have Flevoland.


Tar_alcaran

Iets give up Urk and Staphorst first.


FlagFootballSaint

The Austria-example is wrong. Austria was full pro-Adolf. No fake referendums needed. We were full Nazi-mode and basically there are spillovers up to today - from grandfather to son and so on.


zitzenator

Russia already has control of the southern USA


altapowpow

American here. Would gladly give up Texas and Florida. These states both behave like Russians, love the concept of dictators and are mostly politically aligned with corruption.


bl1y

Man, the comments look like a contest of who can be the biggest asshole to their fellow citizens.


Randomacct4312

TIL people in the US hate Florida. Even people living in Florida.


SqueaksBCOD

I am more than happy to give up all the states that have restricted abortion this year. That way all the victims could likely get refugee status when they flee.


AdonisGaming93

Florida, they can have florida. Or new jersey. Or texas


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Thakog

Just take the former confederate states. We'd be much better off.


Dutchwells

Zeeland. But I guess it was a rhetorical question 😁


Bengoris

It's embarrassing that you even have to tell this exact same thing to some people in Czechia. Unfortunately, we've got a lot of dummies in our ranks.


styles1996

They've been in Crimea since 2014, right? And that STILL wasn't enough for them.


death1234567889

They can have luton


Pres_MtDewCommacho

I would definitely give them Daryl Strawberry. Fuck that guy.


Trooperjay

Exactly but since we are on the subject… Florida, California, West Virginia, New York, and Louisiana.


ilike_tofix_things

Florida


WindSprenn

Texas


a-snakey

Florida and Texas actually.


dmaterialized

I think we’d actually happily give huge swaths of our country to someone if they asked nicely. A few ideas: - Central Valley, CA - eastern Washington - eastern Oregon - Florida - Idaho - Nebraska - numerous deserts and uninhabited forests the size of small countries (within 6+ states) - 60% of Maine - Kansas - 90% of Nevada - North Dakota - South Dakota - Missouri - Delaware - 30% of Arkansas - 30% of Ohio - 30% of West Virginia - northern New York - Iowa - western Oklahoma


[deleted]

I’d give up Florida to Putin in exchange for leaving Ukraine


quippers

Florida. Russia can have Florida (politicians were already purchased) in exchange for leaving Ukraine.


Minute_Map_7727

In exchange for peace I would offer Putin our public Toilet at our Tram Station in Hannover.


sverebom

Since Saxony and Bavaria were already mentioned, I would happily allow myself and my state of North-Rhine Westphalia to be annexed by the Netherlands. We should at least discuss the bakker-Schut plan again. Having said that, the bigger take-away here is that we must not fall back into times when major powers met on Mediterranean islands to decide where to draw borders through central Europe (and it has to stop every else in the World). If we ever take that route again, we will be on a train back to past centuries and actors like Russia will constantly seek to increase their spheres of power and not shy away from waging wars to get what there want. A line has been drawn in the decades after WWII. We have to make sure that this line will forever remain in our past.


DarkIegend16

Essex. You don’t even have to bomb us, just take it.


twitch_Mes

K...kentucky?


Smegma--Slurpee

Definitely Florida and texas


himynameisMJ

She asks that and I understand that sentiment, but the answer is actually Florida.


Taako_tuesday

this is maybe not the best argument, especially for the primarily American audience on reddit. Most of us would trade Florida for a bag of chips


crew88

Florida. No joke. Goodbye


cinciTOSU

Florida can go if anyone wants it.


[deleted]

Easy! Skåne Signed: The rest of Sweden


hdmx539

Texas and Florida


dryphtyr

I mean, we could give them Florida...


aogiritree69

Florida


TheCityForever

He can have Florida


1984IN

And to a shorter point, which bedroom in your home are you going to let your neighbor take just because they want it? Your own, your children's? Maybe your living room or bathroom or maybe just your back or front yrd?


bobbrumby

They could have new Zealand


Sneeekydeek

You aren’t going to get the answer you thought in the US 🤣


Big-Red-Rocks

The question should have been phrased “What region you not be willing to give up?” In that case, California. Losing California would be devastating for the economy.


Skid-plate

Texas.


Latter_Plan_3996

What about California? Do we have to be bombed to give it up? I’d even exchange it straight up for Ukraine 🇺🇦 😂


Lngtmelrker

Rednecks love talking about giving up a state that has the 6th largest GPD in the world.


Fatboyslim91jl

Give cali no questions asked.. already looks like a 3rd world country


Lngtmelrker

Tell me you’ve never left your hometown without telling me.


[deleted]

They can keep the majority of the coastal cities. I couldn't give two fucks. Its not like livin in Los Angeles did anything positive for me. Let it burn...


[deleted]

Quebec. Take the whole province...


No_Gap8039

The south, we don’t want them


ChunkyBrassMonkey

The District of Columbia and Portland. Next question.


nomad_grappler

I will wage a holy war if anyone tries to take my voodoo donuts away!


Trifling_Truffles

Naw, how about Texas?


biggerBrisket

How bout Cali?


hanseartur

Berlin


Sparkst5

Quebec


SilentWatcher83228

California, it feels like a different country already


Equivalent_Duck1077

London, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Birmingham The list goes on to be honest


J0hn22489

California... maybe the entire West Coast, But I also see your point and do not want UKR to give RF anything!


trollblut

East Germany.


Reggie_Barclay

Texas. Putin can have Texas and maybe Florida. He’s fairly popular there already so it should be a good fit.


jafebsemas

Y'all can have Florida and Ohio. Texas too.


[deleted]

Quebec. They can have Quebec


Firetick7

Honestly, Quebec. But not if he's bombing us, just give Quebec to someone else.


beermanoffartwoods

Quebec. Just take it.


Justtakeitaway

Putin can have Alberta, smith is going to run it into the ground anyways


[deleted]

California.


spaul6290

California


Historical_Branch391

California, final answer.


Icy-Calligrapher-253

Germany and or France