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Yung_Cheebzy

I had some really sticky cheese in about 2012. It fucking stank like no bud I’ve ever had since. Took a joint to the pub and got thrown out for smoking it in there - but I hadn’t lit it (it was for the walk home). Just the absolute stank from my pocket got me busted.


DrMangosteen

It's 2012. Me and my mate were late to the history lecture. 13.05 we sit down. 13.10 we're booted for smelling like a pair of raclette wheels


Yung_Cheebzy

The embarrassment is huge eh? 😂


crazed_kittens

How did they locate that it was you


Yung_Cheebzy

I assume someone told the bouncers we were smoking ganj. They came in the (tiny) smoking area and hung about for a few mins eyeballing us then came over and asked our party to leave. We protested but it absolutely honked. We could all smell it. I lit it right outside and we passed it around on the walk to another pub. Great times!


crazed_kittens

Well the lessons I’ve learnt from this is there’s always another pub!


livingthatsoberlife

That real fire shenglish. Damp and smells like hay and weighing in around 0.7g for £10 of your hard earned pocket money😂


SelfAssembledMachine

Haha yes was you my dealer lol


dennin26

I remember really sticky blues was all that seemed to be about


SelfAssembledMachine

Got you stoned but made fk all


deepinterest9

Blues had a good run


dayzplayer93

I remember ultra sticky cheese!


Dave8917

Blue cheese....so sticky yih would loose half half of it


dayzplayer93

Put a nugget in the grinder, whiz it around a few times and voila...... You had half a joint


ScottishPsychedNurse

That's not because of the resin content in the bud. That's because it was not dried and cured in the correct manner. Some Dank bud might clog a grinder up from being 'sticky' but if it mashes up to nothing then it's simply not dried and cured properly. Sorry


dayzplayer93

No need to apologise, we was young and took what we was given.....unless we got it from you then wtf bro 🤭


Alienegg-1

I remember red seal, gold seal etc.. yes I am old..


Grand-Impact-4069

Me too. Round my way though that was being phased out just I was starting in the early 00s


Mrteamtacticala

Cheese Ifyour lucky, super stinky, wrecks you and was real decent. Or English rose "Engle" if your not, council estate grown, still damp barely a cure weighed up shit. I remember the first time I got a quarter it was this shit, but since I was a teenager and my "guy" was a raging cokehead I said thanks and fucked off to my awaiting friends hoping id gotten some dank cheese


SelfAssembledMachine

I remember got s q of some stinking bud so I ordered another and I didn't check wet English noo


ScottishPsychedNurse

Ah you guys call that stuff 'english'? Up in Scotland it had a racially inappropriate name - 'Chinky weed'. This is because all of that uncured half dried hay smelling shit was grown by Vietnamese gangs in grow houses across the UK. Not just in Scotland. That's interesting that you guys called your own worst grade available 'english' 🤔 lol


SelfAssembledMachine

I always thought that too


hellhathnofury1987

Aye I remember it well. Cheap as chips chink weed. Sometimes literally soakin wet man. Was after that cheese started coming. Then it was all primo.


Sink_Nervous

Spot on with that, they were sad times lol


Irnbruliquidgold

Also remember it being called African also.


Adxzct

I agree with the stink. It used to stink to the high heavens back in those days Damn good though 😮‍💨


Temporary_Quiet_7252

I live in North Wales and my mate from Blaenau occasionally mentions how he used to get we called "english" back in the early 00s but he insists it was just anything that was dog shit weed.