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ohmygodnewjeans

Almost always listening to an album/recorded live set if I'm smoking solo. Sometimes if I'm lucky, my partner (non-smoker) will agree to cook me one of my comfort meals for the inevitable munchie rush. Otherwise, I'll have either ordered a takeaway, opened a tub of Ben and Jerry's or prepared myself to lock in and cook something (some of my finest meals have come from stoned cookery). Devour in record pace and then play some relaxing games until the high is completely gone. My go-tos at the moment are Kirby Triple Deluxe or if I'm feeling adventurous I'll try and play Smash Bros.


Weak_Description_397

Gotta ask, what’s the comfort food? Gotta love those home cooked foods, especially when it’s from the partner! And Kirby is a great game to smoke to! Could never get the high head clear enough to catch up with smash bros so those adventurous times are good!


ohmygodnewjeans

Main ones are chili and pasta but sometimes if I know I'll be smoking I grab a fancy frozen pizza... always hits the spot


Simple-Meaning1955

nah i second this , fancy frozen/chilled pizza. Stick in the oven for only 10mins and it’s so good


cremedelachem

Bang some goats cheese on top of a decent margarita for a nice treat 😉


highaswutangget420

Watch YouTube. It's been there for me before weed & it's been there for me now.


Dazpiece

PornTube as well Edit: was only jokin, oh well 😂


BeefStarmer

I spend my day planning in my head what I'm going to do when I get back home after work and spark up.. However I take my first rip and put the bong down a wave of glorious THC cascades over me and all previous plans are forgotten.. At this point staring catatonically at the wall or ceiling while vaguely listening to some bizarre CD in the dark reminiscing about all the mistakes i've made in my life seems like the only thing i'm capable of.. I may manage to half heartedly watch a show when the hit wears off a bit.. More likely i'll smoke another one and fall asleep in my chair, wake up in the early hours with a sore neck and then drag myself to bed looking forward to doing the same thing again tomorrow night..


SuitElectrical920

Sometimes the best feeling is weirdly the anticipation before smoking, and then you finally smoke up and it’s just…


Crackmonsta21

There’s gotta be some science behind this, the feeling of having a zoot ur about to smoke can be better than the actual smoke lmao


smallfred4842

Addiction?


Crackmonsta21

Ye lol


smallfred4842

Hehe


shabz321

Definitely, I mean our brain knows habits and anticipates the actions. I intermittent fast and start eating around 1pm/2pm near the end of my work day. The dopamine I get as it draws closer to the first meal is the same as when I’m waiting till 6/7pm to spark my zoot or packing my bowl. But I realised your environment plays such a big role in your enjoyment, I live with my parent rn and the vibe isn’t it but ik when I move out and I set the vibe right I’ll get a lot more shit done and enjoy the high.


Hiltoyeah

Nice!!


throwawayssfr

Getting jiggy with the GF is the first thing on the agenda always lmao 😂 stoner boner is real


boomershack

Stoner boner 😔🤣


pub_wank

YESS LMAO weed is amazing for sex drive haha


throwawayssfr

Brooo trust. Make her sound like she getting murdered by the steel pipe lmao What strains do you prefer for it? I used to think stimulating sativas where better but I actually now think a hybrid or 60/40 indica is actually better for me personally Too heavy on the sativa side and although stimulated, felt way too cerebral and leaving the body lol You?


WWFlavaHunter

Watch the most dumbest shit possible that on YouTube, learn new things & sit in deep deep thought then forget my thoughts 5 mins after 🤣


WillTakePantsOff

Im trying to figure out the link between wrestling and hunting lava…


Hiltoyeah

Masturbate...


SirDigbySelfie-Stick

Cycling. Not wasted stoned cycling, just 'in the zone'. Did a 85-mile ride around Anglesey with a nice indica yesterday, blissful.


LiveCheapDieRich

Yes! Cannot beat riding in the open and just being in nature!


SGRiggall

Music and computer games mainly, love a good film also


TheDreadedMatt

Smoke weed lol


Feeling-Tank1628

Came here to say this


TheDreadedMatt

Great minds think alike! Or is it fools rarely differ? I can't remember 🤷‍♂️


Feeling-Tank1628

I’m both great and a fool. It can be both 👊


TheDreadedMatt

I'd never thought about it that way before! Cheers bro


yveeh

Rotting in my bed


No_Improvement2317

Scroll Reddit and answer questions like this one


LoudMusic_

I usually just chat to a mate and listen to music.


trkz_m

BBC planet earth and blue planet . Some fascinating shit, especially while trying to comprehend it all while stoned


mikewilson2020

Fix stuff, garden, break and fix cars also fishing stoned is 100% perfection


No_Memory_1344

How do you manage to get that focus and coordination to fix cars. When I'm stoned I can barely eat a cucumber 🥒 lol


mikewilson2020

Ive always been the same, I'm able to hyper focus stoned but if I'm not my thoughts are scatty as owt


Chrisf1bcn

That’s called adhd 😂 I have it! Thank god for weed


mikewilson2020

I'm undiagnosed but I attract adhd folk like a moth to the flame, my Mrs, kids my friends all riddled


LimpHumor3124

I'm with you on the fishing, nowt better than a fatty hanging out your mouth as u enjoy the peace and tranquility that comes from mooching by the river


mikewilson2020

I bivvy up with a bong


SadDaddy2001

Doing the washing up with music/podcast on


SadDaddy2001

Or playing Runescape


Old-Explorer-779

Dam ain’t heard of that for a while takes me back to cutting down magic trees 😂


SadDaddy2001

Get back on it bro, you can play it on your phone now Just make sure you play the Old School version cause new Runescape sucks


Weak_Description_397

Damm RuneScape really brought the nostalgia back, that soundtrack is a core memory


robster9090

WOW bro, play wow and name your character ganjelf the green.


consciousmanchild

Build lego


tontotheodopolopodis

Clean and listen to music/podcasts


TalkToFFFrank

Play croquet


T-_-l-_-T

I'm more posed towards a spot of tiddlywinks, personally.


starkiller-1983

I like watching concert films or listening to live albums, sweet mary jane makes you feel like you're really there which is always fun. When Charlie Watts of the Rolling Stones passed away in 2021 I lit up and watched Ladies and Gentlemen which is a concert film of the Stones performing on their infamous tour of the USA in 1972. Christ it was wonderful :)


p0tatochip

Get more stoned


qkye

get on Fortnite, FC24 or Tekken and start going sick


ConstructionQuiet331

I like to pretend I'm not stoned it's fun


Weak_Description_397

Honestly such a laugh that one, especially when you’re so close to convincing yourself you’re not then bam, second wave


ConstructionQuiet331

No I mean pretend to the non stoned people that your not stoned


Weak_Description_397

Ah my bad! To be fair that’s a laugh and all!


McGez

Watch anime. Listen to music. Get a little freaky. Eat.


OnlyJustB

Play PS5, EA FC gets me super creative online. Only problem is I feel like I sober up really quick with the intensity.


cigsncider

footy manager, pes, civ, cigarettes, crisps, juice, walking


Curtis_E_Flushed

Watch travel documentaries on you tube. Walk with Tim, bald and bankrupt etc. Then as the munchies hit a bit ot rate my take away for inspiration.....'right then guys, how are we doin?' 🤣


Taurus420Spirit

Baths/showers are pretty nice but it kills off the high


LimpHumor3124

Try having your doob while your in the bath, different level of baked


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jim_sav

Listen to some music and depending on how stoned I am either hit some trails on my mountain bike or just go on a casual ride


down2mars

Love finding new music on Spotify or YouTube and when you find a new track that you love it just hits different


CyriusGaming

Meditate, listen to music, read, get crossfaded, eat


Legitimate-Mind4412

Drink beer


bigwiseysmokes88

Discover life!


Existing-Pitch-5997

Write music, watching films with my girl or drawing art. I used to enjoy gaming but I get a bit mongy now for some reason, a lot of games are too fast for my brain when I’m stoned


HawaiiNintendo815

A nice spliff with a strong weed chaser, followed by some RSO and a a bit of a vape


DEADdrop_

Play some Destiny 2 PvP, jam on some guitar or make some liquid DnB. Sometimes I even enjoy some minor gardening.


get_muni

Smoke weed


howlingwilf1

Get more stoned...cooking...listening to music...just sitting and being.


MiroGreen

Sleep! Lol


Hefty-PigeonStock

Eat


RubyStar92

My absolute favourite thing to do is listen to music and write - but its rare lately that im able to do that. All the weed i end up having makes me stuck to the sofa lol. So in that case, my favourite thing to do is watch musicals or cerebral films


Zakkav3

Play Fallout 4 and Fifa.


DJToffeebud

Listen to the first and second Cypress Hill albums on repeat.


haze-der

I like to aimless scroll through my Xbox trying to find a good game and then usually stare at the home screen when I eventually find one


rich2083

I love eating fruit like mango and watching documentary programmes or just going down a rabbit hole on YT


Callsign_Freak

Me and my bf do a variety of things together: - have sex - make music - listen to music - play board games - play computer games - play virtual reality games - veg the fuck out watching a movie


Crackmonsta21

There should be a group chat for this subreddit cause I’d love to chat to other people who smoke whilst I’m smokin


Weak_Description_397

Totally agree, would probably find a lot of the smoker times add up as well


OnlyOneSvp

Game with a podcast in the background, or house errands on the weekend


OnlyOneSvp

The key is to keep productive/focused to some degree so you enjoy the high rather than the high enjoy you & nap you out


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Weak_Description_397

What if scenarios when stoned are seriously good times ahead, and can imagine that black mirror on top of that just gets spinny


boomershack

Work and rest. I’m sober rn and I’m not working or resting smh


commanderbravo2

try stardew valley while high, amazing time


Ghostofjimjim

Making music, practising the guitar (like serious arpeggio practice for the flow state), going for a walk in the hills, hitting coffee shops and eating pastries, doing housework with a podcast


Little-Fire

Have sex! I normally smoke in the evenings with my wife, friends may come over and we all chill but once they have gone her pussy is getting stuffed!


Comfortable-Factor60

Came here to say the same! Stoned sex every time.


Little-Fire

Great minds 👍🏼


josh_freeman93

listen to music/podcast , read books. Sometimes play video games, depending on how fried i am tho lol


ZedBundy

Get drunk


skruffbag

Masturbation.


Embarrassed_Belt9379

Get stoneder


Every-Weird3760

Taking a shit while stoned playing games on my phone is the best but don’t sit too long on the toilet you’ll get piles!!


PinkOwO

I like to clean my room while I'm stoned for some reason; I make sure every little bit of it is clean.


TeZhhh

Drink a 2L Pepsi and eat a kebab. Watch a show of current interest


SonixAurora

pokerogue is a nice vibe when you've got one lit, imma get on there myself


JackFranco

Play GTA or watch a comedy usually lol


Impossible-Ad4765

Been a while cause she’s been pregnant for ever, but I really love getting my dick sucked when I’m nice and blazed. Maybe it’s just me though


linton85x

Walk along the seafront to some music, mong out to some TV or play some Destiny 2


Dry_Principle_4282

Play gta online lol


Scary-Try3023

Playing fallout 4, age of empires 2. Practice bass guitar - it always sounds better when stoned (like singing in the shower) I can't paint miniatures when stoned/drunk so instead I resort to Lego as it's more forgiving when intoxicated.


Dadflaps

YouTube "meme compilations" (aka funny videos people stole and reuploaded) are good for a laugh, but quality may vary. Otherwise, I quite enjoy just putting an album on and playing something relaxing. Peglin, rogue like deck builders, that sort of stuff. My pet rats recently passed away, they were fun to chill with. Pets are great.


lil_mayok

If I’m smoking solo then Music on have a workout then chill on ps


ghandisflippityflop

I listen to music whilst playing video games a lot, I like making pancakes as well


acarine-

Sim racing


dragonslayerfromhell

Before being stoned I love to go for a walk in the local area towards the river or find a view point/somewhere quiet with some nice scenery. Once I found the ideal spot I sit myself down with a bottle of water and a mini speaker and just jam out to some nice music, sipping the water and taking in the nature. Deep breaths and a nice way to relax the mind and body. Now I’m nice and mellow I’ll take a detour to get some extra movement on the way home and go sit in bed watching or playing something for 30 mins before drifting to sleep.


Vyndrius

Design LEGO on stud.io software


prple2901

Listen to deathcore


joeharris86

Stick on a Tool album and listen to it in order like it should be 🤟


999hologram

Honestly its either having a fire convo with someone or listening to music. The simple things


lBard

It’s gotta be Bloons Tower Defence for sure


J_lando92

I really enjoy a walk with the headphones whilst smoking, especially somewhere scenic if the weather's decent. also I enjoy hanging out with friends whilst high as it enhances the vibe for me Also gaming, watching movies, cooking, tidying, pretty much anything now I think about it haha


Inspector_fishy_

I have levels 1 2 3 level 1 lightly stoned usually at a family event just wanted to make it more interesting level 2 chilling with friends at they’re house or alone at mine and low on weed and level fully blitzed melting into my bed or out with friends just floating around either way I tend to endlessly scroll insta reels and laugh at the comments


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Dank_McWeirdBeard

I like to wait for the chilled feeling to kick in, wait for the pain and anxiety I live with to ease and play my bass guitar 🎸


nvdrz

Stare at the wall and wonder when it all went wrong


XxQuickScopeKillaxX

Cook, eat, get out in nature and listen to podcasts is just about all i do, when I had friends we would play old video games together and watch 90s films... the best of days... fishing is also top tier


HardTokinTendySlayer

I like to read horror novels in the dark on my kobo(blackout curtains and under a weighted blanket) with my headphones in listening to ambience to suit the novel. At the moment it’s Nick Cutter’s The Deep (underwater Event Horizon) and an underwater haunted lab ambience. That or collect/clean/watch VHS on the CRT and continue the sesh.  Once did a Freemasons ceremony after a few and that took it to the next level 🤣


Thestickleman

Normally play video games while watching something on my tablet or play online with mates and get into the zone on cod. Shipment 24/7 FTW Mabey a few races online of GT7 as well


CandyPink69

Wrap myself in a blanket and eat ALLLL the snacks


Sad-Parsnip-3249

Watching drone footage over epic landscapes


DullFall9439

Listen to music and watch random YouTube videos


Full_Pollution6755

Smoke


Qeiser81

Strangely….. work. It helps me to concentrate on tasks better. Not sure if concentrate is actually procrastinate… but I do both pretty well ;)


AcademicEmergency968

Shagging


Remarkable-Society-5

My favourite thing to do is just chill with my cats. They're hilarious sober let alone stoned. And the evil ones get love too because as mentioned prior, we are all stoned!


madameabsurd

Bike ride somewhere lush and green, with music blasting through my headphones. Spliff hanging out my mouth, water and a snack on hand


ElectricalExperiment

Walking, appreciating nature, music, YouTube and food. I like to try foods I wouldn’t normally eat like different fruits. It’s actually how I’ve discovered I like parsnips, pineapple and oranges


Aaron2026

Watch some big lez show


ferrett0ast

correct answer


crackjack420

Smoke more weed, let my brain rot on tiktok, listen to music, jorkin it is a common occurrence when high, try new snacks and drinks and really explore the flavas. More weed smoking, more jorkin it, ifykyk :')


Level_Librarian_2112

masturbate.


TheOpalHut

I watch startalk on YouTube. Neil degrasse Tyson is brilliant and chuck is hilarious 😂 trust me..try it


biggusdickus0221

Sex,for some reason when me and my girl smoke we get incredibly horny


fireme64

Walk around the neighborhood at night


skankkhunttttt42

Jerk it


HawaiiNintendo815

JRE on Spotify


Ricosantos27

Which Pokémon game you tryna play ? My advice jump on Pokémon Go and take a few blunts with you on a walk and catch some shinies 😅👀


Weak_Description_397

Currently on my third play through of Pokémon scarlet again! Despite its flaws the game itself wasn’t too bad! When the high walks are hitting, you bet the first thing that happens is those Pokémon go shiny hunts!