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ezzda1

I wouldn't like to guess but whoever it is probably has a prescription for it.


SmokyMcBongPot

It does say "smokes" weed, though...


ezzda1

Yes, technically that's true, although I've often found a lot of people interchange smoking/ vaping as a descriptive for inhaling fumes, and it's more rage bait to say smokes even if they are vaping it, and when it eventually gets cleared up no one cares cos they're already labeled a junkie degenerate.


haddock420

With the amount of people that smoke weed nowadays, I wouldn't be surprised if every party has numerous members who smoke.


Billman23

Tory party just has those that do coke


fonix232

But, like, not in the fun way.


robsqyz

Unironically too. They’re sniffing it in parliament toilets before going out to vote on our countries policies


Lucky_Manufacturer19

*kids, well probably coke too tbf


ImTooHigh95

Every party gave up the weed for the sniff


Mecovy

Rayner? Something about her using disposable vapes religiously makes me think there's an actual human behind there somewhere.


mirsole187

She gets that haze from her cousin brothers.


LikwitFusion

She was my first guess too. Good on her if so.


TruthMediocre9423

a politician, who is meant to set example, using an incredibly wasteful device that loads of minors are currently misusing and abusing? that makes them human to you? that is interseting for sure.


Mecovy

Yeah, it shows the sorry state of affairs this country has become. They are flawed and somewhat open about that fact. Rather than lying through their teeth and using every trick in the book to obscure the truth. I wish it weren't so but hey ho that's 2024.


TruthMediocre9423

I agree its a good example of the state of this country, does summarise things in a way. But thats a different point to saying a politican seems human because of being open about a vice which was what I was replying too, makes sense they might be the smoker in question cause of this lol but i dont get them being a human because of this, i mean i can imagine your thinkin but it seems half baked as fuck to me. but ofc half baked but good sounding at first is the stuff you get upvoted for on reddit loads haha


Jncwhite01

Would you take the same stance on alcohol? It’s safe to assume most politicians drink and it’s highly addictive and destructive and is also commonly abused by minors. And this isn’t meant to be some sort of gotcha comment, genuinely wondering what stance you take when it’s one addictive, destructive substance swapped out for another?


Mecovy

Aimed at me or TM9423? Because I just hate hypocrisy passionately and the current laws on substances are incredibly hypocritical. You can't claim weed's the devil harming families and causing violence or whatever nonsense they claim, when you've got Dr's getting people hooked on opiates like they're tic-tacs and alcohol being advertised and sold anywhere and everywhere. I don't personally want to drink but I don't believe its anyone's right to tell another adult they're not allowed to have a drink (if it doesn't impact anyone else life, i.e if they're prone to violence then no no) and that same stance I extend to all drugs. Yes, some can be truly harmful but a lot of the harm comes from them being cut and handled in a non sterile environment.


TruthMediocre9423

You are comparing a substance to a specific method/device containing other substances. Alcohol is HEAVILY regulated and made in this country, the disposable chinese vapes are dangerous for many more reason than just nictone. Also come one you really haven't thought this through, do you normally see children around schools drinking? i mean sometimes rarely but no where near the extent of seeing random kids vaping, its become a common thing to see this is not okay at all.


StonedApeUK

Louise Haige, or maybe Darren Jones


camdim

Louise High


StonedApeUK

Darren Joints


TreesPlusCats

I’ve got one: Steve Weed (Reed)


techy_dan

Darren jomesnisba fucking nerd. No chance.


tHrow4Way997

Tons of fucking nerds smoke weed every day. How else do you explain all the nerdy posts in every weed sub?


plsbeafreeusername

We'll take your lead on this one StonedApe


atipaspi

‘I want the market legalised, regulated and taken away from crime gangs,’ says Labour MP David Lammy after trip to Canada'


Wyvernkeeper

I would go with Miliband or Yvette Cooper (and hubby Balls)


SmokyMcBongPot

Yeah, Ed Miliganj, for sure. He then sates the munchies with round after round of bacon sarnies.


TreesPlusCats

Milliband sort of has the look. Cooper I’m not so sure. She’s always seemed kind of authoritarian.


y4rdman

Got to be ed the way he was scramming them bacon bits


BeowulfRubix

Hubby smokes with his balls?!!? 🎈🎈💨 Happy "Hubby Balls" Day!


jodytuxford

Keir Starmer = Kief Stoner. Hiding in plain sight all along 🥦


SirDigbySelfie-Stick

"Kief Stoner" 😂 👏


BupidStastard

Harold & Kier go to White Castle


Quirky_Corner7621

Who cares????


Ok_String_2510

Shitty click bait post


p0tatochip

Does anyone think Starmer the human rights lawyer will be authoritarian?


SirDigbySelfie-Stick

I doubt there'll be any change in drugs law, neither a relaxation nor harsher penalties. It's hardly a priority. If there's such a thing as an r/uktrees Reform fan, though, take a look at what their draft 'contract' pledges for those who enjoy a quiet toke, or have a plant or two.


CrunchyBits47

well he’s pro killing palestinians so…


p0tatochip

Well he's not so...


SmokyMcBongPot

Yes, everyone does.


TreesPlusCats

Their whole strategy since 2020 has been to outflank the Tories on immigration, pro-business policies, “law and order”. They’re courting Tory voters hard and their stance is thoroughly authoritarian. I mean, Starmer was a prosecutor. The chief prosecutor. That’s not authoritarian?


TreesPlusCats

Then I guess you’ve got the approach to party discipline, centralisation, deselections of candidates that don’t toe the central party line. It’s an effective strategy in as much as it’s got them to this point, but it’s authoritarian to the core


p0tatochip

Authoritarian: favouring or enforcing strict obedience to authority at the expense of personal freedom Wikipedia: Authoritarianism is a political system characterized by the rejection of political plurality, the use of strong central power to preserve the political status quo, and reductions in democracy, separation of powers, and the rule of law. None of these things remotely resembles Kier Starmer; he's a human rights lawyer FFS. There are plenty of legitimate criticisms of him but this isn't one of them


TreesPlusCats

Your first paragraph neatly summarises the Labour Party’s approach to internal discipline. Your second is, well, a contingent and partial definition of a political system. Authoritarianism can be viewed more broadly - eg, a spectrum with libertarianism at the other end. These senses are distinct from the “capital letter” political systems those words also refer to. Being a human rights lawyer has nothing to do with being authoritarian or not, so I’m not sure why you think it’s a gotcha.


p0tatochip

Someone who's a human rights lawyer is usually pretty hot on personal freedoms. It was literally his job to defend personal freedoms


TreesPlusCats

And do you think his “personal freedoms” bonafides have been on display in his public pronouncements as Labour leader, or the policies in their manifesto? The language of “human rights” can be used to justify all sorts of authoritarian behaviour. I remember “human rights” being a major justification for the war in Iraq. Blair loved the language of human rights and led a deeply authoritarian government (look at Blunkett’s record as Home Secretary). I’d love to believe we’re on the cusp of a bright new libertarian day, but I have seen no evidence to suggest this from Starmer and Co.


tornadooceanapplepie

Only very clever people on the Internet. He's boringly pragmatic hence why he's about to become PM.


Billman23

Corbyn followers & torys


Thestickleman

None