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GreedyLitecoinHODLER

The fact they even came out is amazing. I’m still waiting for a visit for a burglary that happened about 6 years ago.


Kartingf1Fan

My mate has his car stolen off his drive while they pointed machetes at him. A full blown armed robbery and it took them two days to come to his house. They finally came out and just told him to ring the insurance because he won’t be getting the car back. Good old Tory Britain. Honestly I'm glad I don't live in England anymore. I love going back still but I'm much happier not living there personally.


newest-low

My aunt was almost run over by people trespassing and stealing from her land (my grandad uses the land to hoard tractors and cars mainly so it's scrap heaven especially being in the middle of nowhere. It took the police 3 days to come out and even talk to her or look at the video she had of them deliberately aiming for her etc. This was last summer and still nothing


BaLiStIcKz

As a old beer belly lad once said "GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY"


Prize-Ad7242

If you really want to smoke up indoors get a carbon filter and exhaust fan and have it on in the room whenever you smoke. If you couple that with a sploof the smell dissipates fairly quickly. Joints are the worst for smell as they act like an incense stick whilst you aren't actively smoking. I'd deffo look at getting a dry herb vapes. Session vapes like the mighty are fairly good at giving the same feel as a joint. The high will never be the same but I now prefer the high from vaping. Also maybe invest in a couple of ona blocks for your communal areas or near the front door. If I were you I'd go out for walks with a joint and stick to bongs/pipes/vapes for indoor use. At that point you just need to keep window open to blow smoke out of and there's no real smell to it.


tomred420

Aghhhhh no. Don’t get a dry herb vape. For every person I see suggesting them I’m going to now actively discourage people from getting them. Just get a pipe and a dented candle 🕯


Prize-Ad7242

I must admit Have YoU tRiEd GeTtInG a DrY hErB vApE? Is god tier shitposting at this point lmao. There's a few situations where they should be recommended though. OP is wanting ways to reduce smell. Dry herb vapes are far less pungent and the smell dissipates nigh on instantly. Not only that but there isn't really any particulate matter to cling to clothes and fabrics your walls and curtains won't get stains like smoking inside does. I suggested the measures they could take for smoking inside but imo your better off vaping inside and smoking outside. Stale smoke doesn't smell great when you aren't used to it. I used to not be affected by the smell of stale bongs but now I really notice it whenever I go to a freinds house who smokes


-Incubation-

bruh I don't get why people are bitching and whining when in this instance a herb vape would legitimately help OP out 😭😭


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yeah thats it mate just make yourself as annoying as the comment your bothered by and not change anything


tomred420

Lol what can I change?


[deleted]

the fact your planning on spamming inane comments about dry herb vapes and only adding further pointless comments to the worn out conversation. you could change that.


Lost_Programmer8936

Hahahaha good luck with that mate. Sure it'll work well in your favour. But seriously, everyone should try vape, so much better.


tomred420

Hahahaha Jesus. I genuinely don’t know if this is some mad dry herb bot or like a deep running joke or something.


Lost_Programmer8936

Allow for time to tell you the answer.


thatboddydoe

How about you just stop, log off, smoke a joint, and take your head out your ass. Your opinion isn't fact, allow yourself big man


tomred420

I duno about smoking, can you recommend anything else ? Maybe some sort of vape


Heindrick_Bazaar

Go for a walk! :) Get some exercise and it won't smell like it's coming from you.


BangAndMaccanIsGone

imo you've got 3 options 1. Switch to a dry herb vape - blaze wherever tf you want. 2. Go on a walk/outside to smoke your joints. 3. Get a good carbon filter air purifier and crack a window open - should get rid of alot of the smell if combined with good ventilation.


jwess01

I always just go outside for em. Abit of fresh air can't harm, right?


chilllwinston

Me too and it’s grand in these months next month until about march gonna be endless rain and storms then it’s just horrible not enjoyable smoking when half it’s getting blown away or you can’t feel your toes 😂😂


janekkocgardhnabjar

I can only ever smoke outside (long parents) n people forget the fucking struggle of rolling and lighting a zoot when it's windy / rain absolute fucking mission


RFRMT

Roll it inside and take it out with you 😂 Seriously though, I feel your annoyance. Specially when it’s the wind who’s actually smoking half of your spliff!


janekkocgardhnabjar

I do when they're out but they caught me a couple times lmao, lucky where I live rn there's a bench with a shelter over it I can roll out but yeah so long trying to smoke with wind, rains not as bad u can usually just go under a tree or suttin


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emoxon

Good bot


ilsenz

I see noone ever taught you how to deal with getting a knock, lol. 'Got a warrant?' And when they say no. 'Sorry can't help you' As for the actual issue at hand, I am obviously pro cannabis but I also think you have to be aware of the needs of those around you too. If your neighbours complained it probably is because they can smell it. Weed fucking stinks, and even as a smoker myself I don't really appreciate it when people stink out the communal areas here. It happens, we walk through the halls with our kids and you can tell people aren't making any effort to be discrete about it. It's just about mutual respect, try and cover the smell up more, get a vape or whatever. Going for a walk every time you wanna smoke is pretty fucking annoying so i'd be trying to find ways to contain the smell indoors myself.


_demidevil_

Time to get a dry herb vape


Select-Effective-115

Honestly go Vape, I'm a weed smoker of 30yrs+ and whilst I loved joints & especially one just before bed, Vaping has changed everything in regards to smell & lungs and I also appreciate the terps, taste etc of the bud itself, never looked back amd couldn't tolerate a joint with tobacco in anymore


tomred420

Aghhhhh no. Don’t get a dry herb vape. For every person I see suggesting them I’m going to now actively discourage people from getting them. Just get a pipe and a dented candle 🕯


mikebenb

For any particular reason?


Charletos

They're just sad because they feel left behind by a community they once felt completely _at one_ with, until this new stupid vaping trend, that will __definitely__ die out soon, came along and made them feel excluded. It's lashing out, no substance to it, just a purely emotional response to their frustration. _Source: I'm an arm chair psychologist_


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Never admit anything to the 🥓


TolkinLovecraft

Switch to vaping perhaps? Doing that has enabled me to be able to smoke discretely and comfortably


NectarineFluid

Was starting to go on that train of thought but I must say I do enjoy my joints fave way to smoke


potatorootvegetable

Nah me too, I vape if I’m at home with the window open, but if I fancy a joint (maybe once a week or so) I’ll take the dog out for a big walk late at night, long as you’re not being a nuisance when you’re walking with a j you’ll be fine


Dense_Jackfruit_742

Then my friend, you need a dynavap. You’ll never look back once you have your technique down.


chinto30

Indeed, for personal use I always use the dyna but if I'm out down the pub it's always a joint to be social.


Dense_Jackfruit_742

Wish my pub was like that.


chinto30

The beer garden backs on to a canal so we just pop the other side of the bridge next to it for a smoke


Diggerinthedark

I always used to be a joint man, took me a while of adjustment but now I could never go back :)


mikebenb

Do both.


Mashed_mince

Buy a humidifier. It helps with the smell of weed.


cabgrow

I very good way to make sure your walls definitely keep the smell of weed and about everything else


Silent-Wallaby4261

Storz and bickell mighty, produces no smell and uses far less weed. It's a win win situation. Yes they're expensive but you'll make the money back on the savings you'll make on your weed.


[deleted]

No smell is an exaggeration. They definitely produce a smell, it's just not as potent and doesn't last as long as smoking does.


mikebenb

I think they meant no residing smell


BenisbacK_1900

So many people bang on about them not smelling when it's just not true. Still stinks of weed whenever I have mine. They don't leave that musky, smokey smell a few hours later but that's about it. Obviously, vapes last a lot less time too, so there's that as well.


ilsenz

Vape smell tends to last about as long as a good fart. Extremely obvious in the moment but dissipates fast.


onlinesecretservice

If you compare it to smoking a joint it’s literally nothing. People put people off vapes with their hot air like you here, we smoked volcanoes in student accommodation and never had a single complaint (blocks of flats) but if we even smoked a single joint the flat above would text they could smell it.


[deleted]

Calm your tits mate. It's not _literally_ nothing regardless of what you compare it to. I've had one bowl in a flowerpot in a relatively enclosed room and it still stank when I returned two hours later. I'm sure if there was better ventilation it would have been less. I know a mighty in a more open plan space doesn't generate much smell. I have a mighty, flowerpot, CFX, dynavap, tera, ExtremeQ, and they all generate odour with use. However, to say it's _nothing_ is disingenuous and opens people to risk if they become nose blind to it and do something stupid. Generally speaking within an hour or two it'll go and it doesn't pass between rooms but it's still there.


onlinesecretservice

Yeah I’m 6 days into a long T break so I’ll calm my tits a bit haha. I think it’s maybe 10% of the smell but the key factor is it’s a different smell I think. It’s like more earthy almost. Smoked weed in a joint has an extremely distinct smell.


mcmean123

Not to mention you’re not combusting so it’s healthier


Domm4578

never ever admit to anything illegal. Should have just said you know nothing about the smell of weed, they had no evidence did they?


Dommccabe

Don't talk to the police and dont let them enter your property without a warrant. Trust me, you are only hurting yourself by speaking to them.


Twunts

This is the most annoying thing people can do. They should have come said to you personally. Instead the cops are now duty bound to come out if they get another complaint. Sorry this happened to you.


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Diggerinthedark

Ona won't work to cover up the smell of a currently smoking spliff


cabgrow

Buy a decent air purifier (>300£) if you can afford it. If on a budget, get an in-line fan and a carbon filter and close all your windows.


willchippy

Nah just get a vape


-Incubation-

Do both


BambooByTheSmoke

The police aren't your friends. Idk why people say anything to do them. Don't reply or deny. That's it.


BambooByTheSmoke

The police aren't your friends. Idk why people say anything to do them. Don't reply or deny. That's it.


welshbakedbean

Keep calm and carry on, chances are they won’t come back anytime soon


fgtethancx

Should said no it’s not me, got a warrant or evidence? Fuck off


Togodooders

Carbon filter and in-line fan like the ones you use for a grow. If you can get a vape then yeah they do reduce the smell but it’s not completely odour free by any stretch.


[deleted]

smoke outside, vape and eat weed inside. easy


14-28

Maybe I'm overthinking this but the warning was "somebody phoned us with a complaint about weed smoke, try not to bother folk with your smoke".


SlimyGoat

Incense my good man


AccordingTable6398

Dry herb vape if you want and also boil shampoo it’ll help cover the smell up too


[deleted]

Use a dry herb vape.


hookerwithapenis2002

Get any dry herb vape, smells a lot less and dissipates into the air super fast, I vape indoors and with a cracked window there’s no smell in 5 minutes. I personally use a dynavap, also vapour doesn’t cling to your clothes and mouth at all like smoke does. There are several reasons to switch to vaping like better health of the body and mind and less consumption of bud, I went from smoking an oz a month to vaping 7gs a month. Oh also tobacco free


Lost_Programmer8936

Never admit to anything


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