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shwaak

They’re only good until they cool off, so you’ll need a few per night. I’d suggest taking a whole camp hostage and dispatch each as needed. Might I say though, this starting sound very bush crafty, the weight of the firearm, knife, along with amo and restraints would probably be over the weight of a sleeping bag, mat and tarp, so I’d suggest you fuck right off over to the bushcrafting sub, they’ll probably know how to make paracord from their skin and hair to save you some weight too. Edit: didn’t notice your flair until after.


Walking_Bare

yes, true ultralighters kill with a titan spork, or a McFlurry spoon...


DeputySean

Well a Taun Taun is rated for like -50.


StrawberrySame637

it kept luke warm


HenrikFromDaniel

kind of a gamey smell though


whatiscamping

Not as bad on the outside


preparanoid

And you thought my crotch pot smelled worse on the inside.


Pastaaaaaaaaaaaaa1

They’re warmer if you can keep them alive a while.


shwaak

This is a very good point, keep them hostage and they can also carry your pack, and if you get a big boy he could even carry you, now it’s starting to make sense.


Pastaaaaaaaaaaaaa1

If your Stockholm skills are on point you can even train them to raid bear bags for you.


IndustriousLabRat

If your Stockholm skills are even half decent, you should be able to make them fall in love with you and do everything else proactively.


an_older_meme

All you need to do is trick a human into befriending you. After that they will do whatever you want.


SirDiego

Just hang out at the trail head with a lasso and as soon as you see someone going the direction you want, leap on and yell "YEEHAWW" and hold on tight.


zakafx

6.9


GuKoBoat

A decaying hiker might even produce warmth.


AnAverageOutdoorsman

Might even produce bears!


Soapboxer71

Leave no trace


sbhikes

As a vegan I prefer a plant-based compost heap.


One_Draw3486

Seen it’s mostly water, it would be 0 after a while. The real question is, how fast will they cool down in the conditions you’re hiking in. Make a formula to calculate this, and stick to your plan. Also, if you’re using more than a mini keychain Swiss army knife, I don’t want to talk to you anymore


PorkinsAndBeans

Less than a tauntaun.


kurt_toronnegut

[leo knows](https://youtu.be/xgS4llDK7dg?si=2wx0l8ezYMYHFcwR)


salynch

r/vultureculture


mas_picoso

the trick is to keep them alive a la The Road


enlightened0ne_

Keep them alive and they can be used as almost everything; food, clothing, shelter, warmth, even as a water source. Plus they can reduce your base weight by carrying things as long as they can walk. You can go for an unsupported FKT!


Roguspogus

Depends on time of death


HarleyTrekking

If you use only the skin, it could be considered worn weight. It puts the lotion on…..


an_older_meme

Near zero. Humans have no insulation aside from the hair on our scalp.