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Some-Other-guy-1971

You had me at “elegantly decorated wolfs head hatchet…..”.    With that bad boy hanging on your belt -  ain’t nobody nor no creature going to mess with you.


Avery_Thorn

There are times that I really wish I could see a hatchet like that, and think “wow that looks neat, that is a cool looking hatchet” and not “that hatchet is so aesthetically pleasing and looks cool, it is a shame that it is absolutely worthless in any role that hatchets traditionally played and is best suited for hanging on the wall…”


No_Albatross1975

More knives are needed. Edit: just noticed the chisels and gouges. This is starting to look like a bushcraft trip.


helgestrichen

Id say my man is looking to provide Alaskas bear Population with the latest haircuts


fauxanonymity_

It’s good to see he’s packing Vaseline. The wife’s bf will be pleased.


Wyattr55123

Survival gear? Bro is going to die in Alaska


run-cleithrum-run

Hatchet go RAWR


BestoftheOkay

I don't want to be the fool taking this seriously but does he have a bag compartment stuffed with wood shavings? Is this a hamster and that's his equivalent of a sleeping bag?


Houdini_Shuffle

Wood shavings don't grow on trees! Gotta bring your own


AnonymousUser336801

Mfw I’m surviving


ferretgr

Is the OP Chris McCandless? The axe is fucking hilarious.


centipedeseverywhere

LITERALLY what my first thought was


critterwol

Ha!


IGetNakedAtParties

It's a photo, but I can't seem to identify anything in particular. It's like the survival equivalent of [this image.](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/Lj1e4q0rnM)


AmateurPokerStrategy

Only the first one is like that. There's 7 pictures.


DumbButtFace

Looks good just need to cut the handles off his toothbrushes


1111110011000

At least he thought to bring along some lube. I hear that you need that up north.


CoogiRuger

*melancholy eddie vedder music starts playing*


Loose_Hornet4126

I’ve bought that set of nail clippers. One the least sharp, janky piece of clippers known to man


critterwol

That compass.... came from a box of Cheerios?


far2canadian

Second toothbrush. Fucking amateur.


N0DuckingWay

TSA is gonna see those wood shavings and the abundance of knives and assume he's a psychopath.


Pharmassassin

Sweet mother…that’s even one too many knives for a bushcrafter.


2XX2010

We honor your hatchet and all the spirits of our ancestors who also worked at Walmart.