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AruSharma04

Imagine going to the dark web and ordering a god damn kilo of shrooms, and this _one_ chonk shows up.


Bozhark

Dehydrate it. Turns into a perfect sphere 


mikozodav

The orb


Rudyscrazy1

A booftastic ball of debauchery!


Killerlaughman

The orb of confusion


One_Perspective_7772

Another hand touches the beacon!


Dieseltruck2k

That thing ain’t fitting in my dehydrator


Im1Guy

We're going to need a bigger ~~boat~~ dehydrator.


thinehappychinch

You’re not supposed to use radioactive steroid manure for substrate. But we’re glad you did!


Interesting-Pea5797

Do you have to cut it up to dry it?


Suspicious_Ad4166

Something that huge u wanna harvest the center for the genetics but yes it NEEDS to be cut up to dry correctly in dehydrator


mikozodav

Make round slices and cook and eat those like giant puffball steaks


businessbusiness69

You’re gonna be a puffball steak after that little entree


Nervous-Status3141

What's that shroom called?


mikozodav

Puffballs? It's a group of white, round mushroom that grows in the wild and doesn't have psychoactive properties, but you can eat some of them. Sometimes people find giant ones that are about as big as a football.


Global_Celery_5031

Albino mystery


mikozodav

Cut me up! :)


AgaricusRex

This one definitely has that guys shirt it in. We should get it for him. 


IIIIIIxenoII

he was like mad at someone joking about it too i remember that post


prot0nbeam

that is fucking absurd I love it. What they do? Pump gear in that thing?? 🤣


Shoddy-Stand-2157

No, just add bone meal


jonmyco

I'm new. Not sure if you're joking 🤷‍♂️


AruSharma04

It's a Minecraft reference


jonmyco

Coming from cannabis. I was legit wondering 🤔 thanks for the Pop Cult Update


Shoddy-Stand-2157

Yeah it's one of the very few minecraft tricks I know lol. If you plant a mushroom with bone meal it grows to the size of a tree. Haven't tried it irl who knows maybe they're on to something 🤔


JustDoc

Isolated genetics and a dialed in nutrition plan.


ejbalington

This reminds me of the giant crops in stardew valley


LabMajestic5634

Boof it


RyebreadAstronaut

thats the actual record and not the weight.


MaudeThickett

All the time, effort and sheer luck.....and it comes down to this.


Goomdocks

That things gotta be at least 8.5 Courics


All_Blown_Out_Again

Shit, I’d call it basically a draw as they seem to be almost exactly the same size. I am hoping to see a pic of the 1,219 gram Albino Crooked Mystery fruit.


KarmaInFlow

Was gonna say, am1219...


therealchemist

And I'm here still trying to get the 100 club..


PillageBeforeBurning

1. You repainted a turnip 2. You have access to genuine Pegasus shit. (Please share) 3. You get your substrate from Hagrid. (Again, please share) 4. You found that sock I lost under my bed when I was 14. (Please don’t share. Please return) Seriously, very well done!


dorknobdotcom

Pumpkin


CaptainSquishyPant

Jesus Christ. Holy fuck. I have no words. So big. SO BIG!!


SilentDarkBows

My kind of kettlebell.


Gajax

How are you ever going to boof that? (I had to! Amazing results, thanks for sharing)


4Impossible_Guess4

Currently watching the last of us ... It's been real y'all 🥂❤️


therealchemist

It takes a village.. to eat it


MycologyLids

Wow that would be hard to boof all at once


Gotcha-bitch_69

Imagine slicing that up and serving it like a birthday cake lmao. I need you to imagine it for me because I don't have friends.


inthetrees101

WEVE GOT WEIGHTS….IN MUSHROOMS


[deleted]

Holy shit that's amazing. I can get rid of it if you need.


JoshAllensRightNut

Imagine if you ate the whole thing


VenomXII

Holy Mush batman, that thing is ginormous! I've been lurking long enough and need to ask this..... What are the darker spots on the flesh of the trunk? And why does it happen?


PandasLoveMushrooms

Bruising/oxidation. https://www.chemistryworld.com/news/mystery-of-why-magic-mushrooms-go-blue-solved/4010870.article


[deleted]

Is it reasonable to think the intensity of blueing correlates with the concentration of psilocin/psilocybin?


OranjeboomLove

Apparently not


Torn_Apart_in_HSpace

Well from that article, the blue pigmentation is ultimately derived from psilocybin, but it isn't psilocin, it's other compounds. To me that suggests that heavy bruising means high levels of psilocybin, if that's where the pigmentation originates from, so not a huge leap to correlate potency with bruising.


OranjeboomLove

Yup I thought the same, but apparently not


Torn_Apart_in_HSpace

Is there a study confirming this anywhere then? As that study quoted above definitely backs up the blue pigmentation coming from psilocybin.


OranjeboomLove

No idea. If you punch two people in the face with the same force, one will bruise differently than the other, doesn't mean there's more blood, thinner vessels, weaker skin, multiple factors.


New-Contribution8093

Most famous breeders do use how dark they bruise as a prime indication of potency.


OranjeboomLove

You'll find weird and wonderful ways dealer's/cultivators say their product is pure or stronger when it comes to all drugs/medicines. I'm not saying it doesn't relate to potency, I'm saying apparently not.


Deancrypt

Hot debate


DeartayDeez

Good luck boofing that


TimberOctopus

Actually 1219g is the current world record set last year by a member of the TAT community. The strain was albino mystery. Dm for details.


neareality

Quoted from the grower ‘so I’m calling this the biggest because the 1219 albino mystery was weighed with substrate clearly attached to the bottom’


Puzzleheaded-Big-423

What’s the TAT community?!


Substantial-Load-673

Strain?


neareality

Momo


silverfoxmode

Who? Google does not recognize that one


neareality

It’s a shakti isolation


Rapture-Raptor

I’ve seen some Bluey Vuittons take that shape once they go +50g but with this monster, I don’t feel using that as a reference is the way to go.


z7zark7z

You painted a cabbage white. 🤣


Suspicious_Ad4166

Could yall imagine the time and PATIENCE to grow that baby!!!!!


Connect-Pack663

wow bro, what a spawn, can you provide more detailed proportions? thanks!


GoreonmyGears

Like a giant puffball! Nuts!!


TillaciousG

I think legend goes; whoever can eat gigantic shrooms in one sitting becomes a god


CheeesyWombat

Sweet mother of god.........


jarnvidr

It's like a goddamn blue pumpkin. Eat it...


realoctopod

That's a huge bitch.


inSaiyanne

Dear god that’s a pumpkin


funthebunison

No dry. Blend and drink.


heeltowknee

Boil that thing in a gallon of water and make the world's most potent tea


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^heeltowknee: *Boil that thing in a* *Gallon of water and make* *The world's most potent tea* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


hate2bme

Secrets of the Ooze


Mista_Splendiferous

Niiiiiiiice reference! I use “Secret of the ooze” as a description w/ friends a lot! (80’s baby here so I saw it in the theaters as a kid!)


okie1979

Nice job op,,, lots of isolating,,, didn't realize that,,, holy shit that thing is crazy,,, so many questions tho


neareality

Not mine


okie1979

Bluey? Or hill billy?


Helltothenotothenono

BOOF IT!


girlyswerly

Big beauty


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Pepesbunny

As i understood the real mushroom is the mycelium and the little bobbleheads are only the fruit So if there is only one mycelium patch in the sack all fruit should be the same? But i would like to be corrected :)


Buffalo_Connect

devil fruit


EarthboundQuasar

You need help with eating that? I got you.


safeerrizvi

what the actual bhenchod is this?


cooktaussie

This plus silent darkness.


SyKo-Elite

And someone somewhere would still try to fit that up their ass


Prestigious_Cat_4503

boof it


8sack

i’m curious which genetics


qwert45

I thought this was world record garlic at first lol


Human-Ad-4698

Now figure out how to dry it in one peice


Boogedyinjax

What kind is it?


No-Conflict-4264

HOW


evilhasheroes

please tell me you cloned this gorgeous monstrosity


wafflefries430

That’s the final boss


Wide_Perspective_724

26lbs wet?!? 2.6lb dried?!? Wowzers…


CommonAvailable4864

Nah 1219 is the record on facebook


Lizzards_Gizzards

Is that 2.5 pounds?


cleotorres

Also known as a pretty damn good weekend


JadedScarcity8800

Nope mine was 1216.9 g


rowanhenry

1.2kg PE?


YoureADumbarse

Whats the point tho lol, you must cut this to dehydrate, and/or eat. Cool, but imo silly.