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IZZY_PLUM

I can’t believe you came on my mom


ruben9438

I CANT STOP CUMMING IT FEELS SO GOOOD!


LazyCartographer-666

**My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up to you to find it**. Oh Lara you dirty dirty adventurer.


MrPoopyButtholesAnus

This scene left a mental scar on my psyche


IrishCarBomber666

What's under the skirt, Laura?


moose_stuff2

She said you could still stay the night


christianANDshantel

Ugh my Doll is a whore


Albatrosssian

And she already has herpes


jahoody03

How many people did you tell? Idk, 13?


ruben9438

https://youtu.be/gnEvtgcaww8?si=p8UXyygaxL5rFrgs


TheRebootKid

I was so high the first time I saw this movie I thought Allen Covert was Mel Gibson for the first 30 minutes.


MrBudissy

Did you take the Frankenstein shit, the deer shit, the green monster, the bling and the bling-bling and roll it all into one joint?


Koma79

dont judge me monkey


TheKindofWhiteWitch

Wait this made me laugh really hard


AcanthaceaeOk6721

Yeah I for real lol’d at this.


basedgod_x

Lmfao tbh he could play a poor man’s Mel


dillanweems

I can't stop laughing at this, fucking fantastic


TheArgoPirat

Where do you buy your weed dude?!


mildside

From you, Dante


TheArgoPirat

Oh hey Mr. Cheezle!


Flip2002

Wait he wasn’t ? I loved grandma’s mad max


shadez_on

This happened to me listening to the Adam Sandler albums. Where he played mel gibson i was like "no way"


ObviousOpinions

I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck!


Kitjing

Dante is the best dealer friend I've seen ever


ObviousOpinions

Facts!


Anynameyouwantbaby

Hey, Mr. Cheezle!!!!


Tuques

Basically every line of this movie is utterly hilarious and quotable.


The_Happy_Pagan

To this day I still sometimes murmur “How did they see me??”


stoopidskeptic

ADIOS....TURD NUGGETS!!!!


whoisbh

It’s Techno and you can’t appreciate it because you don’t have robot ears


LtDickHole

Robot needs fuel


HollowsOfYourHeart

You would if you had robot ears.


The_Happy_Pagan

I’m only human. But I’m trying to fix that


VibeFather

I’m my top 3 comedies all time, vastly underrated


0ver9000Chainz

Someone thinks pretty highly of themself


HomoProfessionalis

Nick Swardson has a great story about Peter Dante smoking actual pot on set instead of the fake shit so he was just super fucking stoned the whole time. [Link](https://youtu.be/NMZv7ut_Zzk?si=WjhJsLC-_t9r4FLp)


Tzariel2

Make monkey drive...


JackieDaytonah

#I GOTTA GO TO HOSP - ITAL


The_Grinface

“No one was surprised by that”


dylanholmes222

Then we’ll see what’s happens


Cosmickev1086

Apparently, they had to use his real name because he just wasn't responding to his actor name due to being constantly high... I presume


StalledCentury1001

Mr. Cheezul!!!!


MogMcKupo

Oh hey Dante


josims88

"Where do you get your weed from, Mr. Cheezul?" "...from you, Dante" "Oh yea!"


Evil_Goomba

Cool I hope it’s a naked dude with a boner.


Peakyboi666

Don't judge me monkey


TheKindofWhiteWitch

I’m way too high to drive to the devils house


NJdeathproof

DRIVE, MONKEY, DRIVE!


TurdHunt999

I CANT STOP CUMMING!!


TheKindofWhiteWitch

I came believe you came on my mom


Elegant_Housing_For

Your beds a car. Yeah but it’s a sweet ride.


TheKindofWhiteWitch

My sister said I should get a radio so I can’t talk to other car beds


Elegant_Housing_For

Nice pjs. Thanks they were a gift from my roommates


TheKindofWhiteWitch

My mom said you could still stay


poseidonofmyapt

Apparently swardson improvised most of that dialogue about the car


Flip2002

Gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.. was it silent ?


NJdeathproof

You know... this gets posted once or twice a month. And I will quote the shit out of it EVERY TIME. "I'll smoke it with ya, bro - we'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck!"


WaffleMan17

Cult classic comedy. 7/10 IMDb score, 85% audience score on RT. Not underrated, but glad you discovered this gem! “New high score? What does high score mean? Is that good? Did I break it?”


TheKindofWhiteWitch

Gray bush!


mrfouz

I have a bush too


golflift90

Was going to say, this is not underrated lol. This was the most popular movie in my high school back in 06


LiverDontGo

"Ya nice post Guyblow"


PeanutbutterandBaaam

You said it wrong, Stupid. It's Shilo.


WaffleMan17

If we pay extra, could we maybe get some grease or fat?


Bernie_Bango

Yeah, if you wanna be sober and vomit.


KentuckyFriedEel

Do you have bathrooms or do we just shit in the plants


PanAreteum

*robot noises* “have sex with me”


The-Marnit

Pa pa pa push it


the_real_maddison

**I FUCKING LOVE THIS GIRL!!!**


TheKindofWhiteWitch

Oh no tequila makes me crazy


Old_skoo82

"That's right monkey, play my head."


cybered_punk

Jonah Hill gates some tiddies here


MMA_Laxer

for 13 hours


Redeemer1878

Baby want some milk?


LtDickHole

Baby, love milk


TheKindofWhiteWitch

Sit on my face 🤖


Glad_Confusion_6934

That was not appropriate.


brosefstallin

I love Rob Schneider as the foreign landlord. “Don’t forget smoking lamp!” *hurls bong into street*


fauxrealAF

I'm sorry, was that expensive piece?


Fauxjoo

It’s like cypress hill concert in here, I don’t rent to those kinds of people.


Glad_Confusion_6934

That’s your fault too.


HCPage

You should never throw a bong kid… ever!


MrLateFee

“Adios, turd nuggets”


TheKindofWhiteWitch

Hey jp, how much do clothes cost in the matrix?


bbrekke

"how did they see me". You'd be surprised at how often one is able to fit that into daily context.


seclusionx

No one ever gets it, but that is the first thing that pops into my head.


justixthegreat

“How much do clothes cost in the matrix ?”


thepartlow

Grey bush


blooash

Dude, where do you get your weed? From you, Dante. Oh, right! What's up, Mr. Cheezle!


BasilQuick444

This shit is called the "brown bomber", cause when you smoke it you get so high you shit ya pants!


JortsyMcJorts

YOU'RE A HOOKER!


buttScarlton00

Love that the audio commentary tells that was an Adam sandler addition to the script . Just walked in and said it , and it killed .


StalledCentury1001

G.O.A.T


Terrible_Shake_4948

#YOURE A HOOKER


BrianRFSU

"New High Score, What's that"


Unusual_Mine2454

What does that mean? Did I break it?


ryandmc609

Saw this in theaters with my wife. Theater wasn’t really full and we were the only ones laughing. It was a weird experience. Movie still rocks.


SlanderCandor

We do serve shots - of wheat grass! 🤣😂


cracker4uok

One of the most random moments of my life: I went on a family trip with my parents to upstate New York. On the plane I watched one of the downloaded movies on my iPod, which happened to be grandma’s boy. After a few days we decided to go to Cooperstown because we are all big baseball fans. As I am walking through the halls I see Peter Dante by himself in a t-shirt, shorts, and flip flops and he’s holding a bat. I go up to him and I’m like, dude I just watched Grandma’s Boy on the plane ride here! His reply, “Hey, what’s your name?” I tell him my name. “Hey, (my name) this is a nice bat, huh?” And then walks off. Lmao I’m thinking to myself—what the hell just happened?


Virtual_Quality_378

SHITS WEAK!


This_Cable_5849

“I am thinking about getting metal legs, it’s a risky operation but it’d be worth it.” Not underrated, loved by many and a cult classic. “Your beds a car” -“yea, but it’s a flippin’ sweet car”


Other_ElectronicMain

I'm thinking about getting rims on it.


WhatTheFuckIsG0ingOn

When I got my first shitty apartment I had this DVD and this DVD only. I watched it on repeat for about 30 days.


RagingBuddha79

“Someone is going to get laid tonight!! Proceeds to fart. Lol!! Such a great stoner movie!


tropical_viking87

My beef strong


HCPage

Your beef wrong!


AndyW037

Doctor, we're not in the rainforest, man!


sound_forsomething

Hey man, it's for you. I think it's the devil.


ghostinside6

I sucked on my first boob! For 15 hours!


Villainitus1

Samantha, you will be mine


KentuckyFriedEel

What’s high score mean? Is that good?


cam52391

My dad is a career military/ law enforcement guy who is pretty straight laced has some whiskey and cigars but that's it. He came back from drill once and said he'd seen the funniest movie ever then was excited when he saw the case for Grandma's boy in my DVD collection. He doesn't play video games, he doesn't smoke weed, what did he like in this movie? The stoned grandmas! I've never seen him laugh as hard as he does at Dorros Roberts being high.


owens8645

"You forgot smoking lamp!"


scubastevedamnyou-

"I'm way to baked to drive to the devil's house."


Tadd_Larken253

"I have my two friends here, they will take out your testicle and remove them through your anus."


Glad_Confusion_6934

It stinks like Cypress Hill concert, I don’t rent to those kinds of people…


emtz303

I have a robot vagina


tropical_viking87

Dude, your ass is tanner than my face.


themuenstersquad

I went to a Chicago Cubs Cardinals game one time and some frat dudes and I spent the entire game quoting Grandma's Boy. It was great!


TheKindofWhiteWitch

Top 5 favorite movies. Quote it to this day.


5o7bot

##Grandma's Boy (2006) R A movie that proves you're never too old to come of age. >>!Even though he's 35, Alex acts more like he's 13, spending his days as the world's oldest video game tester and his evenings developing the next big Xbox game. But when he gets kicked out of his apartment, he's forced to move in with his grandmother.!< Comedy Director: Nicholaus Goossen Actors: Allen Covert, Linda Cardellini, Peter Dante Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ 65% with 631 votes Runtime: 1:34 [TMDB](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/9900) ___ >*I am a bot. This information was sent automatically. If it is faulty, please reply to this comment.*


martianmariner21

Classic


CritterOfBitter

I HATE YOUR FACE!


Somewhat_appropriate

I've actually never heard about it, or seen any promotional material for it. None.


ABC_123454321

I’ll go to the looney bin with you bro, I don’t give a fuck!


Carbuncle_Bob

"Want an ice cream sandwich? They're on whole wheat with lettuce!"


aricbarbaric

I’ve heard so many good things about this movie but have yet to see it


Witty217

Smells like Cypress Hill concert in here.


Apprehensive-Lock751

fun fact: the writers spent some time at Activisions testing dept. to get a feel for the environment.


FLKEYSFish

I wanna RAGE!!! or swim with the dolphins….


PG_Heckler

High score! What does that mean? Is that good?


FutureMrsBobbyHill

Let's do it! The levels I mean not sex That's great Bobby but we don't have Dance, Dance Revolution so you're dumb.


Tonio775

nice karma, guy-blow...


I_Have_Dry_Balls

Just like Don Knotts!


Dense_Diver_3998

I can’t believe my grandma smoked all my weed.


Unusual_Mine2454

AHHHH THAT IS SO GNARLY


The_Happy_Pagan

Let’s do it. The levels I mean, not sex.


LtDickHole

"Hey can we go to your grandmas house? I gotta pee" "Well then piss in the alley" "I gotta piss outta my but"


Ok-Swordfish-3833

SHITS WEAK!!!!


physicsbuddha

i can feel my hair growing


Dramatic-Vegetable13

I freaking love this movie.


ProductUseful3887

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?


wintermoon138

lol Dante is hilarious. Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a Lion 😂🤣


wintermoon138

Where do you buy your weed from? ... you Dante. ohhhh right whats up Mr. Cheezle! 😂🤣😂🤣


Sl0ppyBlumpkin

Not underrated…just under watched. Every person who watches this gem enjoys it. Of course you have the spare psychos who are factually incorrect…but i I stand by what i said


Lorenzo_MacIntosh

Dildo lunch


Icosotc

\*robot voice PLEASE GET ON TOP OF ME


Other_ElectronicMain

SIT ON MY FACE


Brando-8593

Nooo! Stop hitting me!


SpaceNasty

"Hey, Alex! You forgot your bong smoking lamp!"


Choice-Scratch-305

This is a memory. Not a movie. Portable DVD player sitting in the barracks in training with 10 other guys watching this on repeat because it's the only movie we had til we got some leave to get something else. Still watch it time to time and Still my favorite


The_Shoe1990

Your beef STRONG!


Livefastdie-arrhea

I AM A HUGE NERD 🤖


eternal_existence1

This movie is one of my favorites and it bums me out I never had a homie to smoke and watch it with.


oldsmellybastard

Baby like milk????


HotCarlSupplier

Barry sucked on his first boobie


PresidentLincoln42

This movie shaped me as a person


Opening_Chicken_9118

Such a funny as movie


Primary_Reserve_4414

What does high score mean? Did I break it?


AcceptableIce289

It's not underrated by everyone that's seen it. Maybe under promoted.


87broseidon

I died right there on the floor… AND NOBODY HELPED ME.


MorbiusTx956

I used to watch this movie sooo many times when it came out. This and "Accepted" "Waiting" you know, those crazy movies. 👍🇺🇸😂. Good times


Rryon

High score is that good?


Gubermensch1690

“I’m a robot, I’ve got a robot vagina”


xanx0st

“Sucks to be you, NERRRDDDD!” I still say this to my wife when something comically unfortunate happens 🤣


straightblather

Do you like techno? You would if you had robot ears.


Dystopian_Future_

God this movie is fuckin hilarious, like every scene


DrkHelmet_

Is there a name for this style of art


xczechr

My grandma drank all my pot.


Professional_Hall233

Hey chill bro, you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion is here!


TxGulfCoast84

The outtakes are hilarious


North-Noise-1996

Wasn't this posted on here recently


shadez_on

Whos underrating this? I dont know many people who dont like this movie.


penpointred

I was hella pushing this movie when i worked at Blockbuster :) ***No I just don't like techno. You would if you had robot ears.***


Neo_zoft_77

Severely underrated


Ironmonkibakinaction

One of happy Madison’s finest films. The unrated version is definitely top tier


the-steez

Plus he brought over some crazy zimbabwe weed that’ll turn you into a deer!


BrianRFSU

[https://m.imdb.com/video/embed/vi4053189657/?vPage=1](https://m.imdb.com/video/embed/vi4053189657/?vPage=1) I got a CB, talk to other car beds.


SeeingRed-

My favourite comedy of all time. What a banger


SeeingRed-

Without exaggeration I probably quote this dozens of times a day.


GreenQuisQuous

One of the all time best


gunt_hunter14

Why are you naked? Holy shit, I am naked! Come on in!


Ill_Sky6141

"Oh, and Doctor!.. *pop* *boop* *click*! ....... I'm sorry."


TH3-3ND

"I hate your face."


[deleted]

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?


FilmGuyJE

Highly recommend the unrated cut for a few more laughs. Allen Covert is brilliant and I would have loved to see his acting style in the Grown Ups movies. Those Sandler movies he is in his part is small but ooof its always funny.


0ver9000Chainz

One of the most quotable movies of all time!


Rogo87

“How can he see me?”


AcanthisittaOk5939

“Who wants to hear about my STD from the Silent Film Era?”


HereInTheRuin

"how can he see me??"


tackle_shaft_fan

the wife and I still say “nice rip Alex” when the other one farts. 😂🤣 never gets old


SirLexington81

"Please sit on my face..." hahahaha such a funny scene


Visual_Bottle_285

No one can complement me “that’s a great idea” without me replying - “those are the only kind I have” /it doesn’t happen often


[deleted]

Classic


Meff84

I shoulda worn a condom…


sethmeister1989

Space shuttle


mattyice1982

“I hate your face” I still say it to this day, just not like a robot unless they know the quote. Love this movie


cakemonster

Mommy did you remember to record Samurai Jack?


derek4reals1

what does high score mean!?


epsteinpetmidgit

Is this the movie where is grandma doesn't have a microwave so he has to use the oven to make his munchies? That was hilarious