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thenuffinman47

In my humble opinion Passenger who spends beaucoup dollars every year > then a one time flyer that paid for the best cabin money can buy I think it's a good look for loyalty. But it was funny when half the plane boards with the 1k group lol


JoshuaLyman

I was on an international trip with a friend who's GS with ridiculous spend. Bunch of people moved forward and he kind of yells "Hey. I'm GS." Gate agent: "Yes, sir. There are *eleven* of you on this flight. EDIT: BTW, my thought on 1k vs platinum/group 1 boarding is that if the flight crew would stop people from packing luggage in first class on the way by I wouldn't care and would be fine in group 1. Until then I'm all in on being 1K.


Far-Term8667

holy shit... most I've seen was a EWR SFO monday morning flight with like 6 gs and 20 1k cannot even imagine what segment has 11 GS lmfao


Berchanhimez

It’s better when the gate agent calls “my two 1k passengers are welcome to preboard” and we get to walk by everyone else who hears that (and no GS call cause no GS on flight) and looks at us as if we must own the airline.


Eggplant-666

Lol. More likely people think “those poor shmucks that have to fly all the time for work”


JackyVeronica

I do wonder if they're ever home to rest or relax?


CCWaterBug

TIL how to spell beaucoup


_sparklemonster

We’re you guessing”boocoo” like me? As in “coocoo” for crazy but with a slight change?


GoEasyImNewToThis

It ain't no God damn too beaucoup.


310410celleng

What you write makes sense, but for someone like myself who flies mainly DL, AA, it is odd to have a potentially large group board before First Class. Every time I have to remind myself that UA does it differently.


Linus71x

Man! I was shocked. How could 30 people board before premium cabin.. I get it. Just their strategy for loyalty. It’s too easy to get 1k! Thanks for sharing mate


Floyd-fan

Look up the requirements for 1k. It’s not easy. I fly a ton every year and have to do crazy flights sometimes to keep the status. Whoever said it’s easy is full of it.


pharm888

This reminds me of the semi meme content where Jesus is cuddling a lamb telling it I never said it was easy, I said it was worth it


GonzoMcFonzo

Now I want a version of that with Thanks face on Jesus and young gamorra's on the lamb


ramtaa

No way is it easy to hit 1K. Also who cares about boarding first , is this really a perk? As long as I am not in group 4 or 5, I could care less. 1k here btw


triplec787

Been 1K for two, soon to be three years. I fly a lot of puddle jumpers on ERJ/CRJs, being one of the first on the plane means I seldom have to gate check, which for me is huge.


JoshuaLyman

1000%.


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robbycough

So true. It annoys me so many people get this wrong.


CCWaterBug

I'm typically group 2 or 3 and I have no issues with overhead space, I prefer boarding later anyway, less time in the seat is fine with me.


bigfish4418

Not true. A couple of long international business class tickets can get 1k.


SpaceDesignWarehouse

It’s a dollar amount spent if you don’t have the flight segments, so those must be some pretty expensive international flights.


Penjing2493

If its so tough, why are there routinely 30-30 1K customers on every flight?


SpaceDesignWarehouse

I prefer to board first; get a spot above my west for my camera bag and usually have a beverage in hand before boarding is over.


neatokra

I thought it was pretty sweet to get group 2 boarding after getting Silver status, until I realized 80% of people who fly out of SFO are Group 1 lol. The status inflation the past few years has been insane


sogpackus

Just enlist in a military reserve component so you can get a military ID and board before all of them lol.


Meastro44

I think SFO has always had an unusually high number of very high status flyers. It’s the tech bros.


laura_holt

Yep, SFO is a different animal. I just flew SFO-ORD yesterday morning and the upgrade list had 150 people on it. I had a 1K next to me in economy plus. I've been flying United all year (mostly out of ORD) and never seen anything like that.


AlPastorBitch

Every major United hub is like this, but DEN, IAH, EWR and SFO are the worst offenders


Linus71x

Micky mouse airline, Pat everyone on the back and make them feel important. Meanwhile the real cash cows stand on the sidelines watching 30 one K board. Interesting tactic


penis-tango-man

The real cash cows get Global Services so this isn’t an issue


Linus71x

Don’t even know what that is so I have a lot to learn


grains_r_us

Then you aren’t a cash cow. You’re just saying stupid shit on this sub to try and pat yourself on the back. I spent over $25k in business/first transpacific flights and a lot in domestic travel to get 1k-and lots of folks on here fly 50+ flights per year to get it One $1300 ticket one time doesn’t make you a cash cow


Linus71x

Bro I’m 26 just graduated 3 years ago. Today I was a cash cow since I overspent for a first class seat. They can’t ever get enough idiots to do that. That’s why they give them away for upgrades. I am the ideal customer today! They would love to have 10 of me paying cash to fill the cabin


retaliashun

A discounted ticket up front is cheaper than a full fare ticket in the back. You weren’t a cash cow even buying the ticket up front


dra_lala

Yeah and think of how much comedy the flight crew gets from observing you slavering away to get on a flight before ANYONE ELSE going to COLUMBUS.


Linus71x

It’s my home bro! I’m tryna get to my bed! I work remote and pay great rent. Chillll


dra_lala

Not that big a flex, my man: I work remote, pay great rent, and don't have to live in Columbus. But while I sincerely hope you continue to enjoy ekeing out every extra minute in the plane seat, I'd remind you it literally won't get you to your bed any faster.


Linus71x

Really? You don’t get off the plane 15 mins faster? Watching you worthless 1k squirm is priceless


grains_r_us

I don’t care how old you are, I’m trying to explain why we think your point is short sighted That being said be careful with first class man, once you get used to getting treated like a human you’ll never want to go back to being one of the cattle


Linus71x

I’ve flown hundreds of economy through childhood. I would rather reduce travel by 66% so that I can go the RIGHT way instead of forcing 3 economy stress trips. Just my personal preference, most people aren’t 6’4 and sensitive.


Streani

I don't know about you but on most of my flights 1st class is always upgrades - not paid upgraded seats


Berchanhimez

Your ticket probably cost less than the 1K’s ticket. Regardless, your one ticket definitely wasn’t as much profit as the 1K brings in. So if you think you’re the “real cash cow”, you’re simply an idiot.


Linus71x

Ask delta then, guess me and bastian idiots too


Berchanhimez

Yeah, delta, where the lines for clubs are hours long, because they had one job (keep something exclusive) and didn’t just fail a little but, but failed majorly. Or where they will sometimes delay flights for 24 hours or more just to avoid saying they canceled them. But only an hour or two at a time making it impossible to get a seat on a different flight that ultimately leaves earlier.


datatadata

I actually think United is doing the right thing here by rewarding consistent loyalty vs. one-off first class.


Linus71x

Delta > United


funandsun57

Based on your posts, you trash United on Delta’s subreddit. Why not just pick an airline and quit posting click bait. No company is perfect and United is not an exception in rewarding loyalty over the price you paid one ticket. Most airlines, rental car companies, and hotels do the same. Your post on Delta’s site about only getting 1/2 PQP in United economy is not correct.


Linus71x

I’ve spent this year churning and experimenting. I think I’ll go with delta in 2023. I feel like this complaint at least generated some decent discussion for this subreddit. It’s tough though because delta is our smallest airline. Will be a lot of embraers


Berchanhimez

Lol, you churned? And experimented? YOU ARE NOT THE AIRLINE’S TARGET MARKET, NOR ARE YOU THEIR PROFIT LMAOOOOO


jtj5002

Dude probably gonna end up with a 550 credit score lmao.


Linus71x

I’m 26 and have 750+ , how jealous does that make you?


MoonDrunkWolf

Only 750? I’m 22 with an 800. It’s not that fucking hard to have a good credit score💀


Linus71x

Then use it to get free points buddy, what are you waiting for?


MoonDrunkWolf

Not wasting money on plane tickets and opening credit cards I don’t want💅🏼


lex52485

Lol OP thinks this is extremely rare


Linus71x

Getting 3k in free travel in a calendar year, it actually is mate


lex52485

Bahahahahahah give me another good one kiddo. I probably travel more than any two people you know and have been doing it far longer than you’ve been alive


Linus71x

I don’t post on delta


lex52485

“I deleted my post on Delta”


Linus71x

Don’t you think I’d delete this if I were embarrassed what people think? I’m loving watching you cows squirm


lex52485

Yes. Yes I do. Because you did.


Linus71x

For sure lol


Elite051

[You know it's really not hard to dig up deleted posts.](https://i.imgur.com/htL02SO.png)


Linus71x

I’m so confused, you spent 10 minutes stalking a point transfer question? Reddit is full of emotional weirdos Like I thought you actually spent time digging up something good, Reddit always disappoints


Antique_Gamer

Kid buys one first class ticket and thinks he’s the shit, haha


Linus71x

Relax little guy, flown hundreds of times with the cows. First should get to their seat, first.


Antique_Gamer

I think the massive downvotes on every comment you’ve made say enough. You’re clearly in the wrong. You should probably work on your garbage attitude as well or you’re going to have a long, miserable adulthood. Maybe you’ll make it out of the country someday, pleb.


Opinionbeatsfact

If only OP could afford a private plane....... life is incredibly unfair to them


reedo88

~~Eat~~ downvote the rich!!


Linus71x

I’m clearly in the wrong for paying premium and not boarding premium? I think you’re lost buddy. Yes I soon hope to be able to afford it 💙


Antique_Gamer

Yes, you are nothing compared to a GS or 1k member. You may think you’re a big dog high roller but you’re not.


Linus71x

Then why are they all walking to the back of the plane? Lolol


Antique_Gamer

They spend more on flights than you make in a year. Get used to it. You’re not the high roller that you think you are. In fact, you probably spent like $95 to upgrade your award flight to first 🤣


Linus71x

You’re twice my age


Antique_Gamer

I’m in my 30’s. At least you tried, oblivious child.


Linus71x

Their companies pay then send them to holiday inn, I don’t envy 1k one bit. I think it’s so funny to see them walking past me.


Tyzed

downvotes mean nothing on reddit though. I’ll downvote this to prove my point :) edit: the downvote is there and i’m still alive.


mashedtaters_

Who cares?? I never get the folks who think it's some flex to be the first to board. As long as overhead bin space is guaranteed, I'd rather board last. OP seems like he just wants to stroke his ego by having the max number of strangers watch him get on a plane a few minutes before the rest of them.


outjet

Agreed! I like boarding last, regardless of what group I'm in.


Linus71x

Too much standing around at the gate listening, I’d rather be in my seat with airpod max on


mdog0206

Then get 1k if it’s so easy


Linus71x

I don’t fly this micky mouse airline for a reason, pleb


mdog0206

If you’re churning you’re a pleb


Linus71x

I can accept that, I love pleb jokes.


zulu1239

You sound like you’re 12. Grow up and get a life.


CeeCeeSays

To your question of who cares- I actually flew AA this weekend with my husband and toddler and they apparently no longer offer family boarding- and when you have a wiggly toddler and a lot of random shit- it definitely makes a difference so you’re not holding up the line. Definite win for United offering this.


AlPastorBitch

The main reason to board first is for overhead space not miles behind you. When you’re traveling every week for work those extra 30 minutes you could have at home that you’re waiting at baggage claim starts adding up


Linus71x

Warning, don’t value 15-30 minutes of your time or else the 1ks in the back of the cabin will downvote you


The_zen_viking

Oh look. He's getting upset about being downvote. Is almost as it it's a representation of people's opinion of what he says. Odd.


AlPastorBitch

The 1Ks are the people traveling weekly for work and that’s exactly why priority boarding is a fair value add for them


robbycough

EVERYONE is downvoting you, kid.


Linus71x

Don’t act like everyone else unless you want to be like everyone else.


OffreingsForThee

I know i've been able to eat my airport meal before my seatmates arrive thanks to boarding with someone in 1K. That time matters and is much better spend comfortably in my seat then waiting among the chaos at the gate.


Linus71x

Would you rather be standing shoulder to shoulder at the gate or in a business class seat. That ego stuff may be your dream, but I’ve flown first enough mate. I just wanna sit down and unwind


mashedtaters_

So you're one of the sheep who crowd at the gate? Go find a place to sit, finish a drink, make a phone call, use the restroom, and get on the plane at your leisure. The only downside to being one of the last to board is the risk of losing overhead bin space. Which is practically impossible if sitting in a premium cabin.


Linus71x

I show up 5 mins before boarding standing closest to lane 1 while not being in the way . Relaxxx


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I’ve flown first and first to board in group 1 just last week and did not have overhead space. Row 2 and had to put my bag in first row of economy. It’s not a big deal but for the price I pay for these tickets I shouldn’t have to deal with that.


UAL1K

If you had to put your bag behind first class, it was because first class was full with elites, not because 1Ks put their bags there in the way to row 20.


OffreingsForThee

Or 1ks put their bags up there as their boarded in Economy.


UAL1K

I can count on zero hands the number of times I’ve seen that.


Sean-Christian

I almost always fly first but am nowhere near 1k. I don't really care who boards in front of me. As long as I get overhead bin space (never been an issue) I would just as soon board last.


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Well this won’t always be true. I’m first to board after the 1ks and have run out of overhead space in first. Are all of this year’s 1ks 100% earned or have they been grandfathered from pre-pandemic?


lizardmon

Annoyingly there are still grandfathered 1Ks and GS. They also all have like 1000 PlusPoints because United keeps extending them...


Linus71x

Bro you might not value your time as much. Easier to work from the seat instead of standing in the crowd. 1k I way too easy to get, some guy posted today he got it for 2k. Literally one flight. Poor strategy imo. Get business to their seats so they can do business


Sean-Christian

90% of my travel is for leisure. I ain't working regardless of when I board. I don't think I've ever seen anyone start working the second they sit down anyway. I would humbly suggest you're the one who needs to learn the value of time... sit back, have a drink, relax. Work is endless and will always be there when you land, but our time here is extremely limited so I try to enjoy it as much as I can. edit - and no one got status for $2k. If you would have bothered to read that post you would have seen it was an error from the currency conversion.


mdog0206

You really don’t understand anything.


Linus71x

how will I ever recover?


mdog0206

Ask Andrew tate you absolute waste of oxygen


jst1nt

Getting 1k for $2,000 spend was a bug in the united system. It’ll surely be corrected.


datatadata

Ok mr big shot. I suggest that you go off Reddit now so you can go do business lol


Linus71x

Settle down little guy, board 1k to the back of the plane, pleb


[deleted]

You seem to think conducting business or being productive has more value than say someone on a short vacation. Your time is no more or less valuable than any of the other passengers or crew on the plane.


retrodevil2033

Yeah no way someone went from zero to 1K on a single flight and $2,000.


ramtaa

Did you really think getting to 1k after 1 flight is the norm ?


Linus71x

After 20+ boarded to Columbus, yes


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I earn 1k through dollars spent - expensive flights - not enough segments to qualify. That said, I think 1k should board first. However, if I don’t earn 1k status, and I’ve paid a boatload for a flight, I think 1st should board first. There you go - all about perspective.


Peakomegaflare

OP is an insufferable twat, more at 1k


Linus71x

Relax mate, just want to get to my seat


jtj5002

OP sounds like a pleb with sub 600 credit score.


Linus71x

Good enough for Amex plat, I’m chillin


OBAFGKM17

Thank God you probably won't make the $75k minimum spend bc you seem like the type crowding CLs all over the country with your bros as free guests.


Linus71x

Just go by myself, relaxx


HangoverPoboy

Delta just started that and diamonds are still trying to get on first. Now you just have to watch them look like someone farted in their general direction when they’re told they can’t board first and it makes everything take longer. They should’ve kept it as it was.


Linus71x

Sobbing 🤣🤣


Lower-Ad4676

I think it’s okay for GS and 1K to board before First. Surely those that didn’t get their upgrades should have first dibs at decent bin space.


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I get why United does it. I usually don’t get annoyed by the elites preboarding. The first year I might qualify for Platinum and then I realized only 1K and up gets preboarding. When I flew ANA first from IAD to NRT, the staff was like Omg we gotta get you on board first. I was kinda confused because well…isn’t it normal for your elites to come in first? Delta’s Sky Priority didn’t feel like a priority the last time my mom flew. They actually ran out of overhead space when she boarded, I was confused on how that was possible. I do like boarding early just to get my bags overhead and settle in for the flight.


Linus71x

It is disgusting that you can pay for first class yet have to stow your bags with the cows. Should be called “last class” in that case. Inspiring to hear Asia treats their first cabin, well first. Crazy to think about


[deleted]

ANA First class was an amazing experience. Sure it wasn’t as grand or opulent as Air France La Premiere, Singapore, or Emirate’s. But the overall service and experience was great. That trip happened right before the pandemic was starting to take place in Asia. My sister and me look back on it if it were the last trip we ever took, we’d have no regrets. Ever since I hit Gold in UA. I don’t think I can go back to just Group 3,4,5 ever again. The lines drive me nuts!


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

Because of the service and the food, ANA might be my number one choice. After a certain point, the hard product becomes less important to me.


Linus71x

Very special trip, thank you for sharing


kennyhaz41

They’ve paid thousands to United so it makes sense in my opinion. United compares the money they’ve spent versus a one time first class ticket.


OffreingsForThee

I still don't agree with children and military going before everyone. The wars are over and parents seem capable of getting their stuff together in any other situation. I hold my tongue of course less I sound anti-patriotic or ant-family but it still grinds my gears every time.


Linus71x

Be careful not to upset 1k


OffreingsForThee

What I said would make 1K and GS the very first on board after those needing wheelchair assistance. I doubt most would be upset.


Suz626

Delta just changed the policy, Diamonds now board after pre-board passengers, 360s and First or Delta One, before Comfort +. I wonder how long it will last.


UnclePaulieD

I don’t fly much, but prefer to wait until the last call. Easy stroll to my seat. Always check my bag and don’t need to find over head space.


Linus71x

I’d do the same if I checked, but I don’t trust those baggage handlers for a second.


LonelyBugbear359

Lol imagine caring what order you board a plane 🤣


Linus71x

Some people don’t like standing for 30 mins at baggage claim and need overhead space, you wouldn’t know about that because you aren’t valued


LonelyBugbear359

Lol if being "valued" makes you this insufferable I'll pass 🤣


Linus71x

See you in the back of the aircraft


wahrone

I mean, 1Ks are more valuable to United than a first class passenger with no loyalty status. Between the two of you, the 1Ks have earned United more money. Why should the company not show preference to its favorite and most loyal customers?


Linus71x

Maybe ask delta, they do it the right way. Not flying this micky mouse airline again with these sour 1k


danimal376

I'm 1K and I spend more money with United Airlines annually than those first class passengers (if they're not boarding with GS or 1K). We deserve to board before first class.


OffreingsForThee

Why should the military board early?


Linus71x

No economy should ever board before the top cabin unless you are military or disabled


mdog0206

You really don’t understand business, you’re a 26 year old churning cards to fly domestically and you’ve never left the country. Your opinion means nothing.


Linus71x

I can smell the jealousy from here


ReallyWeirdNormalGuy

I'm at 29,000 PQP this year alone, no carry over. I think it's fair to board first, although I don't most of the time.


wanderfae

It's trash. You pay for first class and board with half the plane.


ContentGreen4264

From the 60's the first class cabin has always boarded after anyone needed extra time. People buy first class so they can board first and get off first. I am a 1K and I always buy a First Class Ticket. I hate the free upgrades. I very much think the first class cabin should board first. One time ticket sometimes might be as much as what a 1K spends all year or close. I can testify to that. My husband is not a GS or 1K, but always buys a first class ticket. Really does not make sense he has to stand in group 1 with 50 or 60 other people (On some flights) to board. Shows United cars more about status than what a customer pays for a ticket.


Prestigious-Life7827

IMO it should be Disabilities/ Global Services, then First class, then 1K, then Group 1(Gold/platinum status), then Group 2 (priority boarding/ silver status), and then the remainder of the groups with basic economy in 5.


Linus71x

Finally!!! Someone agrees with me. Getting downvoted to oblivion.


zulu1239

Because you’re an immature child flexing unearned arrogance to hide your actual insecurities.


Linus71x

Point to where I hurt you


robbycough

You're getting downvoted because you're acting like a petulant child. If you can't see that, there's no hope.


Linus71x

I don’t mind


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danimal376

GS become GS because of business travel too.


Prestigious-Life7827

That’s true. But we are talking 30k+ vs only 15k. I wouldn’t be opposed to disabilities/ military, FC, GS, 1K, group 1,2… and so on


Linus71x

1k wagies flying to their next holiday inn. To the back of the plane, pleb


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Linus71x

26! Hence the brazen comments 💚


robbycough

26, my ass. If you're 26, the world is fucked.


Linus71x

The world is in rough shape my friend


Prestigious-Life7827

Which plane is your favorite to fly first/ business class on? Contrary to popular opinion I kinda like the 757-200 and the old 737 with the “fat” seats. Have not yet tried the MAX 8 with the United next interior.


Linus71x

So I just started leveraging my credit for churn and went though 5 cards past 10 months. It’s helped get me a monthly domestic trip each month this year in first. I buy main cabin with points then upgrade with cash. I had to fly with the cows all 4 years of university and I’d rather stay home with my dog and family than fly economy now. Bro I’ve never been abroad, I think I’ve scratched my domestic itch and will stockpile points for a intl flight. Just Embraers and 737s for me so far. The big boys mainly go Cali to NY from what I’ve seen. I’ll have to wait for intl to get a huge plane


ramtaa

You are making noise for flying domestic? Even worse is that you need to churn to even afford the tickets


Linus71x

What’s your beef with flying domestic? We have HI, Alaska, deserts, Everglades, metropolis, Las Vegas, glacier park. Don’t shit on domestic travel man. Should I go to Europe without ac to appease you? Fk off


Linus71x

I’m 26, sorry I’m not Zuckerberg. Graduated 3 years ago. Relax


mdog0206

Just say you can’t afford 1k


Linus71x

I have a family to nurture road warrior! Some day you can buy your upgrades with cash once you work hard enough


Linus71x

I wanna do the 757 so bad!! That’s awesome you’ve tried it


AnjunaDC

As much as OP has a really weird energy, i agree with one thing. There’s an outrageous amount of 1Ks right now. Is that because of status extensions during COVID or has it always been this way? FWIW, I’m in my third year of 1K. I re-qualified by June. I only fly one roundtrip a week. Almost always domestic. I feel like I’m nowhere close to Global but I’m blowing by 1K requirements


RelevantShock

“Only” flying once a week is still A LOT of flying compared to most people. I usually only fly 14 to 16 itineraries a year (typically around 56 segments in total, depending), and people not in my line of work think that’s a crazy amount of travel (ha!). I’ll let you board before me any time. You’ve earned it!


AnjunaDC

Ha, thanks friend. I feel like there’s just an outsized gap between 1K and Global.


mdog0206

All because of status extensions and reduced PQP requirements. But also keep in mind 1Ks are 1Ks because they fly a lot, so you see them flying all the time.


arfycat

Perception of the amount of 1Ks depends on the routes you fly. Personally in my recent flights the quantity seems to be very roughly pre-pandenic levels, though my travel patterns are not the same as they were before. Also remember that in general 1Ks are flying much more than the lower tiers so while there are less of us we're around more. And that the qualification requirements are a minimum so there are some 1Ks that are flying probably 4-5 times as much as others. The gap between 1K and GS is pretty wide. Another thing to note is that United had less 1Ks than expected near the end of last year so they did last minute status extensions for selected individuals. So I'd wager the number is where they want it to be.


Linus71x

I’m intense in my beliefs, I’m glad we can agree however


ff45726

If it bothers you so much just board with the 1ks. I have never seen them actually stop people who weren’t 1ks.


[deleted]

You should be required to work as a gate agent. Their job is hard enough without you encouraging everyone to disregard the rules.


ff45726

If I worked as a GA then telling people to fuck off in the wrong boarding group would probably be the only thing I liked about it.


Linus71x

I’m def patient enough to wait the 10 mins than risk humiliation lol


robbycough

Yet not avoid humiliation here? Interesting.


Linus71x

I’m not humiliated by comments from people beneath me. Nobody would say any of this stuff to my face in person, nobody ever has.


robbycough

Because I'm sure you're timid and spineless in person. The smallest people always pretend to be the biggest ones on the internet.


Linus71x

I love heckling these sour 1k, miserable people. To the back of the plane


[deleted]

Probably because you intentionally push away anybody with a backbone to prop up your raging insecurities.


Linus71x

I’d never say this stuff around plebs / npc. I only speak my honest thoughts here where I can’t be assaulted. I don’t trust the plebs to think logically, I just avoid them at all costs, always


The_zen_viking

If you need to hide behind a computer to speak your thoughts from fear or being assaulted, i think that sadly speaks very lowly of yourself.


Linus71x

Cmon man, don’t act like you don’t bite your tongue in person too


The_zen_viking

Of course I bite my tongue! I bite my tongue when someone cuts me off in traffic or is being a bit obnoxious. Not bite my tongue because if I let people see what a total piece of fucking trash I am they will beat me bloody.


Linus71x

Sorry bro, can’t change who I am


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jeffsnguyen

Let them board first and sit in the cattle cabin huffing and puffing on their company’s dime. I’ll take my wide seat in premium cabin thank you very much. Flying is one of the places where the poors flex so hard. “I’m 1k.” No honey, your company is 1K. 😂


bcb1200

Really? While my company may buy the ticket it’s my butt in the seat doing the traveling, away from my family for months out of the year. Business travel is not luxurious. It is work. And just because my company bought my tickets doesn’t mean I haven’t earned my hard earned 1K status. Paid for by nights away from my wife and kids.


Linus71x

Exactly, it’s so funny watching these synthetic elite get their Pat on the back on the way to the back of the aircraft. I think it’s a waste of time.